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- >Day roughly 800 in Equestria.
- >You're Anon, resident monkey of p0nyville.
- >And by monkey, you mean ape.
- >You get out of bed, and stumble through to the kitchen.
- >Waiting for the kettle to boil, you pour out a few measures of coffee, and dump a load of sugar into the mug.
- >It's too early for accurate measurements.
- >Finally, the water boils, and you half fill the mug. Topping it off with milk, you down the mildly warm drink, and stumble through to the bathroom.
- >Hitting the switch for the shower, you step in, and pull the curtain closed.
- >For a few minutes, you stand there, mug in hand, and wait to fully wake up.
- >Eventually, you evolve sentience, before scrubbing the night's sweat and general muck from your body.
- >You need a shave, but it's your day off, so you really can't be bothered.
- >The stubble can stay, for now.
- >Finishing by rinsing out your coffee mug, still clenched in your hand, you step out, and towel yourself off.
- >The man in the mirror is tired looking, still, with massive bags under his eyes, pasty skin, and...
- >You struggle for a moment, but can't come up with anything else.
- >It's not the job that wears you down.
- >It's Rainbow Dash.
- >She comes around, every single day, and pesters you about sex.
- >Most of the time, it isn't too bad.
- >She'd rattle off a list of fetishes, sniff your hair a little, and then flap off.
- >But recently it's been getting worse.
- >Instead of a list of fetishes, it would just be one.
- >Although she'd come all dressed up, and play the role.
- >Three days ago she wanted to know if you were into whips.
- >There're still raised red welts across your back, and wrapping around your ribs.
- >Two days ago, and she was asking about pegging.
- >A massive rubber horse dong strapped to her nethers.
- >It was bigger than her forelegs, and has left a trail in the dirt path up to your horse.
- >Yesterday though...
- >Yesterday was bad.
- >Watersports.
- >...
- >You don't think you'll ever get the stains out of your carpet.
- >The thing is, if she calmed down a bit, you might have been willing to try dating her.
- >She wasn't bad looking, and seemed nice enough.
- >Apart from the sexual harassment.
- >She was a bit of an exercise freak, but she seemed okay.
- >Dressed in just a towelling robe, you lay down on the sofa, and wait to see what today will bring you.
- >Eventually, you hear the knock on your door.
- >You get up, and swing it open.
- "Morning, what's today's guess?"
- >She's wearing a huge overcoat, shiny and yellow, like the ones sailors use.
- >It trails on the floor around her, only showing her face and bangs.
- >She ducks her head, and scowls at the floor as she mutters up at you,
- >"iwsjstwndrnf'kswryrftsh?"
- "What? I got nothing from that."
- >You've learnt it all just gets over sooner if you go along with whatever she has planned.
- >"I was wondering if..."
- >She cuts herself off, a large blush covering her face.
- "Oh for god's sake"
- >You reach out, and lift the coat off of her.
- >Ho-lee fuck.
- >Hock high socks, dark red, meet with a stunning garter belt, held up by satiny looking black ribbon.
- >The black and red continues up her body, the ribbon criss-crossing across her barrel, through a network of shiny silvery hoops, right up to her withers.
- >The corset, or whatever pony lingerie is called [spoiler]probably something daft like horset[/spoiler], alternates between red pleather and black netting.
- >Stunned for a minute, you can't really do much but goggle.
- >"Do you like it, Anon?"
- >Dumbly, you nod your head.
- >"So are you into this kinda stuff"
- >Taking a moment to pick up your jaw, and pop your eyes back in, you let out a nervous cough.
- "Uhh... Yeah... Yeah that really jingles my jangles."
- "Do... Do you want to come in?"
- >Silence.
- >Until she starts to snigger.
- >It's slow at first, merely a quake in the shoulders, but it quickly spreads.
- >Soon, she's hooting with laughter, and you have no idea what's going on.
- >"You... You!"
- "What?"
- >"You actually... YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS!"
- >She lets out a loud call
- >"Hey, hey AJ!"
- "Shit, no! What the hell's going on?"
- >"I told you I could find it! You owe me a night out!"
- >Applejack, tears streaming down her face, falls out a nearby bush.
- >"Ah thought yer said yer weren't int'rested in ponies, eh, Anon?"
- "But... What?"
- >Applejack sniggers, and nods at Rainbow.
- >"Sounds like yer definitely got 'im, c'mon sugahcube, time to get outta his mane."
- >Rainbow looks back at you, and smirks.
- >"Listen, Anon, nothing personal. Just AJ bet me that I couldn't figure out what you were into."
- >You feel like you've been cheated of something here, but your brain isn't quite working.
- >"No offence, but I'm not into bipeds. We'll go let Twilight know. She might be up for some sciencey egghead experiments?"
- >She turns, and the two of them run off, Rainbow shedding socks, belts, and ribbons as she runs.
- >They let out a final cackle, and disappear into town.
- >What the actual fuck?
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