Advertisement
Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- >You are Echo.
- >Freelance scientist!
- >By no means, a mad scientist.
- >or so you would hope.
- >But no matter!
- >You have just completed the prototype of something you've been working on for months!
- >If you weren't so excited, you would have stopped EEEing hours ago!
- >What is this device, you might ask?
- "Well, my good friend Anonymous.." you pause.
- "This is the Molecular Olfactory inversion array!"
- >Biting the tarp covering your magnificent creation, you unveil your prized work.
- >Your hoof strikes a button on the floor that queues an electric audience gasping in awe.
- >Anonymous' eyes go wide at the forboding looking machine that looks as though it were a railgun off of a spaceship.
- >"Echo, that better not atomize people..." his hands are covering his face in despair.
- >"You know what happened last time you did something like this, my refrigerator was found over two hundred kilometers away." He's giving you a very firm, questioning stare.
- >Heh, the YAK-7 fridge launcher worked alright.
- >The fridge, however, couldn't withstand the power of your engineering prowess.
- "OH, but it doesn't atomize or launch things, Anon, you must be being driven batty by this device already!" You snicker at your highly elaborate and well-written pun.
- "What does my creation do? It's name is so obvious, isn't it?"
- >As you spoke, you struck another button that clamps Anon's wrists to the chair in which he sits!
- >Still not a mad scientist, you swear!
- >At the same time, the would-be weapon rotates on a turntable that allows it to point directly at Anon!
- >You lost your medical license because of reasons other than this, it's true!
- >Anonymous struggles in his restraints.
- >"Dammit Echo not this shit again! Is it because I didn't give you that mango smoothie the other day?!"
- "No, Anonymous. I have my reasons."
- >You walk to a heavy industrial switch that takes all of your weight to turn.
- >The switch makes contact, and the machine makes a massive shuddering noise, and the spooling of a jet turbine.
- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
- >The sweat on Anonymous' face begins to reflect the cyan light coming from inside the device's barrel.
- >The machine's whine grows louder each second and the room begins to heat up from the amount of energy being consumed.
- >"Echo! T-TURN IT OFF!"
- >You can't stop laughing!
- >Victory is at hand, it's finally happening!
- >ANONYMOUS IS FINISHED THIS TIME
- >I'M STILL NOT A MAD SCIENTIST, SHUT UP!
- >Anon begins to scream, the light too bright to keep his eyes open.
- >The little happy face on the control panel lights up.
- >It's time!
- >You slam your hoof into the button and the machine begins to shake violently!
- >Surely the magnetic containment field should remain stable, you were sure of it.
- >"GOD DAMMIT ECHO!"
- >The machine reaches it's peak and fires.
- >All you hear is a loud SMACK and Anon questioning what just hit him in the face.
- >"ECHO WHat...t-the f...fuc...."
- >He goes limp in his chair and the restraints let go of his wrists.
- >It was an elaborate ruse the entire time!
- >You circle around the machine to find Anon sulking over in the chair, with a rag on his face.
- >A rag soaked in chloroform!
- >He fell for it, he was out cold!
- >Still not a mad scientist, quiet you!
- >You trot around behind him and sit him up in his chair, removing the rag from his face and tossing it on the floor with your hoof.
- "If I asked Anon, you would've said no."
- >You plan worked.
- >Anon went to bed when you wanted him to.
- >And now you could bite his neck and be uncontested.
- >You fell asleep on the couch in the other room, warm and full.
- >Anonymous would also smell like lychees for at least a month, before the effects wore off.
- >A mad scientist's creatons dont usually work.
- >That's why you're not a mad scientist.
- >You're a bat scientist.
- >And you even got a meal out of this one.
- End
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement