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- "Oh fuck! Oh fuck!"
- >Looking down on at the flaccid, pink pony on the ground, panic begins to quickly grab you.
- >You thought she was an intruder!
- >Anyone would have done the same thing in your in your situation, right?
- >Sitting down for a second, you try to calm yourself and try to piece together what just happened.
- >You were lying down in bed, about to fall asleep, when Pinkie waltz in through your bedroom window.
- >Grabbing your "niggerbegood" stick, you smacked her against the skull, pretty much taking her out in one hit.
- >Her eyes rolled up and everything!
- >Placing the baseball bat down on the floor, you begin pacing back and forth throughout the room.
- "Okay, Anon. You got this! All you have to do is hide the body and no one will ever know that it happened."
- >Grabbing her by the back legs, you drag her out of the building and into the Everfree Forest with a shovel in hand.
- >Deeper and deeper, you venture in until you've lost track of where you are.
- >As you begin digging the hole, you think back to the good times you had with Pinkie.
- >...
- >Okay, maybe not good, but more of the times with her.
- >You remember the times she pranked you, like when she saran wrapped the toilet bowl and you ended up in a pool of you own diarrhea.
- >Or the time where she had a angry, horny monkey hidden in your closet when you woke up one morning.
- "Alright, this bitch kind of deserved this," you mutter to yourself as you continue digging.
- >Once you've reached the desired depth, you climb back up to find Pinkie sitting against a tree, wearing her evil, seductive grin.
- >You raise your shovel to end it, but it's too late.
- >She finishes her statement, not missing a beat.
- >"Trying to get a mare by hitting them with a bat is the wrong way to court! You'll never hit it off like that!"
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