Faerzen's first ogre strife!

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ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
Hello
Faerzen[aberrant]
hairo
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
Let me pull up your character sheet and Ogre stats
Faerzen[aberrant]
awwwww yeah
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
Okay. Let's start of with a perception roll
Faerzen[aberrant]
((9+2=11))
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
./join #RPGStuck_Dice
Faerzen[aberrant]
whoa
so fancy
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
You see a blob of moving shadow out of the corner of your eye
Faerzen[aberrant]
I step back and turn around to look at it. "What the....?"
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
You get punched in the face
Take 4 damage
Faerzen[aberrant]
oof
What do I see?
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
Shifting shadow
Moving across the room
Strife
Your Turn
Faerzen[aberrant]
I yell to GCS, "I'm not sure what the identity of this shadow is, but could you provide some sort of combat assistance or distraction? With all the minecraft items you have in there, I'm sure you've got something useful!"
I need to peform a test
I aim my crossbow at the mass of shadow and fire
((5. D:))
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
Nothing happens
GCS Pours ghosty water everywhere
Faerzen[aberrant]
((what does that mean? it misses? It hits by does nothing?))
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
It misses
Faerzen[aberrant]
((it attacks me and misses? I confused who's turn we're on))
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
Another Punch, 5 damage
You miss
Shadow hits for 5
Your turn
<Assume it is your turn after the enemy hits/misses>
Faerzen[aberrant]
I use my minor action and pull out my spyglass and look at the shadow
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
AUGH
AN OGRE
Faerzen[aberrant]
we are all surprised by this totally unexpected revelation
CROSSBOW TIME
((9. poop))
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
You hit
Roll damage
Faerzen[aberrant]
oh, cool.
9 damage
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
The ogre is wounded in the face
Faerzen[aberrant]
"Thanks, GCS! Maybe a diamond sword or a bow or something? This creature seems to be quite the behemoth!"
Does the ogre have any interesting features like the imps did?
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
GCS panics
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
I-I-I'm t-t-terribly s-s-sorry Miss, I-It's just... I can't stand combat
It's too Ungentlemanly
Ogre attacks
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
Ogre smashes the ground next to you
Your turn
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
**Elevatorstuck begins playing**
Faerzen[aberrant]
((sorry, got a phone call))
Faerzen[aberrant]
((okay, I'm back))
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
<Aight>
Faerzen[aberrant]
"It's okay, GCS! Sometimes it's necessary, but that doesn't mean it's pleasant!"
"If you're not as predisposed to directly engaging in combat, do you perchance have any healing potions you could splash on me? I must say his fists pack quite the punch!"
Faerzen[aberrant]
I take a small step back and use my minor action to drop my "Medium Dining Room Table" on its side in front of me
Faerzen[aberrant]
I aim my crossbow at the orge and fire at its chest. Time to take this monster DOWN!
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
No orge!
Faerzen[aberrant]
((8. whyyyyy. I keep rolling so bad))
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
<Still hits>
Faerzen[aberrant]
((niiiiiiice)
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
<these guys aren't hard to hit>
Faerzen[aberrant]
((9 damage!))
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
<Shhheeeetttt>
Faerzen[aberrant]
((get rekt))
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
The ogre takes another bolt to its chest
Faerzen[aberrant]
"HAHA! You shall be felled in combat, vile orge!"
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
The ogre is hurt
Ogre smashs your puny table
Your turn
Faerzen[aberrant]
I bring my arm up to shield my eyes and innumerable spliters of wood fly in all directions.
I stand up from my previously crouched position behind the table (oh, such a noble brave table slain in battle!)
and aim a bolt at the ogre's head!
Faerzen[aberrant]
"You fell for the bait, foolish monster. You can't take me out that easily!"
Faerzen[aberrant]
((oh geez, I forgot when I leveled up I increased my dex. Oops))
((oh well))
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
<Sorry>
<Skype DM shenanigans>
Faerzen[aberrant]
((no problem!)
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
Roll to hit?
Faerzen[aberrant]
((17))
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
Damage?
Faerzen[aberrant]
((9 damage again!))
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
The Ogre falls over
GCS: The Ogre is Vanquished!
Faerzen[aberrant]
"HUZZAH!"
Nick_Varnegs
YAY
Faerzen[aberrant]
I dash over to the ogre before it dissolves
and examine it
It was shadowy before?
Does it appear to be different in composition from the imps I encountered earlier?
Did it seem to have any odd characteristics from objects people combined with their orb guides?
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
The Ogre seems to have Santa clothing on, Various foodstuffs protruding from it, and a Japanese rice farming hat on
Faerzen[aberrant]
I note these in my log!
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
The Ogre dissolves into 37 Grist
Faerzen[aberrant]
I collect it!
Does this grist seem to be the same as the grist I found from imps?
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
Yes
<Sorry, Things again>
Faerzen[aberrant]
"Excellent!"
I gingerly rub my shoulder, and lift up my sleeve to see a large bruise blooming
Faerzen[aberrant]
Frowning, I let me sleeve back down and take a couple steps toward the fountain, but stumble as a stab of pain shoots through my left leg where the ogre punched my knee.
I sink down and sit on the ledge of the fountain to catch my breath
ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
!
For some reason
I thought that would represent a thumbs up
Brain please
Faerzen[aberrant]
hahahaha
* Faerzen[aberrant] looks quizzically at the mysterious mark of exclamation