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  1. CSW: Oh. Yeah, we had a visitor last night.
  2. [12:21:35] CFC: what kind of visitor do you know how long this will take to patch up? [12:24:27]
  3. CSW: The kind with a knife and.. no?
  4. CFC: this is the perfect chance for me to upgrade the defense systems that way next time someone breaks in with a knife there wont be as much damage we probably wouldnt even need to worry about fighting them did they say what they were after or why they were here?
  5. [12:31:56] CSW: They wanted shoes.
  6. [12:33:53] CFC: really why come here there are shoe stores alll over town.. unless they were after a specific pair, ill run inventory see if theres any footwear we have that would be espically valuable
  7. CSW: Pretty sure they were her shoes.
  8. CFC: thats weird, why would we have her shoes was there something special about them?
  9. [12:41:48] CSW: I glued them to the ground earlier.
  10.  
  11.  
  12. ------
  13. CEM: Brighteyes! Look who has joined us! I think.
  14. [08:25:30] -- CURRENT spectrumsWrath [CSW] glances up over his shoulder, and blinks slowly --
  15. [08:25:35] -- CURRENT sharkEmira [CSE] SW isn't noticing her? Okay, SE starts heading to the left --
  16. [08:25:40] CSW: She gonna stab me?
  17. [08:25:49] CEM: Of course she isn't, she's friendly!
  18. CSW: She tried to stab me next time.
  19. [08:26:00] -- CURRENT spectrumsWrath [CSW] last time* --
  20. [08:26:04] -- CURRENT sharkEmira [CSE] off she goes --
  21. [08:26:22] CEM: Well I had her shoes. Do choose a room, miss, any without an X on the door are suitable!
  22. CSW: Does she have a name?
  23. CEM: I don't know! Didn't ask the dear. I believe she needs some time to adjust before she warms up to us. We are strangers rather.
  24. [08:27:48] CSW: So,
  25. CSW: We have someone who has previously broken into this building, attempted to cut my throat, and caused a ton of damage.
  26. [08:28:26] CSW: And she joined us.
  27. [08:28:30] CSW: And we don't know her name?
  28. CEM: Yes!
  29. [08:28:54] CEM: Isn't it great?!
  30. CSW: I guess.
  31. [08:29:29] CSW: We should probably go ask.
  32. [08:29:49] CEM: Ask what? [08:30:10] CSW: Her name.
  33. [08:31:07] CEM: Oh! Well I suppose it would help. I just wanted the dear to get comfortable first. I think she's been living on the streets. Isn't that terrible? She needs her own place!
  34. [08:31:59] CSW: The streets aren't that bad.
  35. [08:32:05] CSW: As long as you like McDonalds.
  36.  
  37. [[they go to SE's room]]
  38.  
  39. CEM: Brighteyes! Don't just walk in, how rude!
  40. [08:32:57] CSW: What's your name, and do you like Mcdonalds?
  41. [08:33:03] CEM: ...
  42. [08:33:10] CEM: Why would you ask her the last one?!
  43. CEM: Really dear, Brighteyes wants to know your name. Hero name is fine, you don't have to say your real name. And uh you can ignore the last question
  44. [08:34:58] CSW: No you can't.
  45. CEM: Yes she can. CSW: ...
  46. [08:35:35] -- CURRENT spectrumsWrath [CSW] looks at SE --
  47. [08:35:39] CSW: Wendy's?
  48. [08:36:03] CEM: Brighteyes!
  49. [08:36:25] CSW: What?
  50. [08:37:07] CEM: That's not important!
  51. [08:37:15] CSW: Yes it is.
  52. [08:37:50] CEM: /Why/ is it then?! [08:39:11]
  53. CSW: I get around the fastest, so I pick up the food usually, so I need to know fast food preferences.
  54. [08:39:41] CEM: ...Brighteyes. We are not eating fast food every night you know...
  55. [08:40:54] CSW: That's beside the point.
  56. CEM: You know I can cook right?
  57. [08:41:39] CSW: Can you cook a big mac?
  58. [08:42:00] CEM: You don't need a "big mac" every night!
  59.  
  60. --------
  61. CSW: Don't pull a knife on me again.
  62. [09:02:30] CEM: Please ignore him.
  63. CSW: You want her to pull a knife on me?
  64. [09:03:01] CEM: I never said that
  65. [09:03:34] CSW: You said ignore me when I said not to pull a knife on me.
  66. [09:04:15] CEM: Because she won't.
  67. [09:04:21] CSW: She did once.
  68. [09:04:27] CEM: Once. /Once/.
  69. [09:05:31] CSW: that's plenty
  70. [09:06:12] CEM: I had her shoes! She didn't know if we were evil or not!
  71. [09:06:29] CSW: ...
  72. CSW: ...Try not to lose your shoes again.
  73. [09:11:35] CEM: Brighteyes oh my god
  74. [09:13:09] CSW: She might make a habit of it.
  75. [09:13:22] CEM: I /took/ her shoes cuz she left them behind!
  76. [09:13:49] CSW: ...
  77. [09:13:52] -- CURRENT spectrumsWrath [CSW] looks at SE --
  78. [09:14:02] CSW: Don't let her have your shoes.
  79.  
  80.  
  81. -------
  82. [someone new enters the building]
  83. CSW: ....Are you with the shark, the magician, or the mexican?
  84.  
  85. -------
  86. CSW: How big is our budget?
  87. CEM: ...My family is one of the richest in the city why do you ask what do we need who broke what
  88. [08:41:34] CSW: How much does a lock cost?
  89. CEM: Uh not much why
  90. [08:41:51] CSW: Buy a thousand.
  91. [08:41:56] CEM: ...whyyyyy
  92. CSW: Becuase a stripper is in the lounge and nobody ordered her.
  93.  
  94. ----
  95. CEM: Yvette here...wants to join the Titans
  96. [09:11:29] CEM: At least that's what I understand
  97. [09:11:32] CSW: Can she pick a lock?
  98. [09:11:41] CEM: I'm sure she could.
  99. [09:11:45] CSW: I vote no.
  100. [09:11:50] CEM: Brighteyes goddammit
  101. [09:11:54] CSW: What.
  102. [09:11:58] CEM: /I/ can pick a lock
  103. [09:12:06] CSW: So can I.
  104. [09:12:14] CEM: Then what's wrong with her picking a lock?
  105. [09:12:14] CFC: me too!
  106. [09:12:14] CSW: We have plenty of people who can pick locks.
  107. [09:12:26] -- CURRENT emeraldMagician [CEM] points to Rory like 'him too jfc lock racist' --
  108. [09:12:46] CSW: Don't need anymore, espcially with the thousnd locks you're about to buy.
  109. [09:12:57] CFC: well i mean i cant but i made a machine that can
  110. [09:13:06] CEM: Ok. Ignoring the lock thing does anyone have an objection to Yvette joining?
  111. [09:13:15] CSW: I do
  112.  
  113. -----
  114. -- CURRENT spectrumsWrath [CSW] floats back in... except now he has a bum with him. a drunk bum, apparently, wearing rags and looking on the verge of simply collapsing into dust. he sets him down on the ground and looks at EM, as the guy stumbles. --
  115. [09:25:35] CSW: This is Todd. He's a prince of Lithuania who can see the future, can't you Todd?
  116. [09:25:39] -- CURRENT foothotCosmosophy [CFC] "Can he be on our team, too?" --
  117. [09:25:40] -- CURRENT emeraldMagician [CEM] turns and fucking screeches when she sees what Brighteyes brought back. --
  118. [09:25:41] -- CURRENT spectrumsWrath [CSW] "yesshir" --
  119. [09:25:48] CSW: He wants to join up.
  120. [09:25:50] CEM: BRIGHTEYES WHAT THE FUCK
  121. [09:26:08] CSW: Hm? What's the problem?
  122. [09:26:12] -- CURRENT foothotCosmosophy [CFC] actually stops his work to watch this --
  123. [09:26:21] CSW: From what I can tell, he's only been addicted to crystal meth for fifteen years.
  124. CSW: Practically in prime condition.
  125. [09:26:37] -- CURRENT spectrumsWrath [CSW] "fourteen!" --
  126. [09:26:42] CEM: Take him back you idiot my god!
  127. [09:26:48] CSW: Hm? Why?
  128. [09:27:00] CSW: He could be a valuable team member, Magicia.
  129. CSW: After all, since he's inside the tower clearly hes worthy to join.
  130. [09:27:19] CSW: Right? That's how this works?
  131. [09:27:27] CSB: How fare you, Prince of Lithuania?
  132. [09:27:47] CEM: Brighteyes I will knock all your LED lights out, Twirl /please/ just don't.
  133. -- CURRENT spectrumsWrath [CSW] "eheh hoo! yer a perty one, bet you charge a lo' per hour!" --
  134. [09:28:09] CSW: Hm? I don't see what your point is.
  135. [09:28:13] CSW: He's in the tower.
  136. [09:28:15] CSW: He's breathing.
  137. [09:28:23] CSB: Oh no. When the people come to talk to me I charge nothing. I listen to their problems and fix it however I can!
  138. [09:28:23] CSW: Isn't that all we need?
  139. [09:28:36] -- CURRENT spectrumsWrath [CSW] "I bet thash not all eheh hoo!" --
  140. [09:28:50] -- CURRENT emeraldMagician [CEM] grits her teeth and grabs Brighteyes by the collar, dragging him over to a corner --
  141. [09:29:07] -- CURRENT foothotCosmosophy [CFC] subtely procures popcorn from somewhere --
  142. [09:29:18] -- CURRENT foothotCosmosophy [CFC] we don't even know where, it just happened --
  143. CEM: Brighteyes goddammit Ok I get it ok? It's weird to invite someone to join so suddenly. But she's a friend of mine and I don't see what the /fuck/ your problem is!
  144. CSW: Shadow tried to stab me over a pair of shoes.
  145. [09:31:23] -- CURRENT spectrumsWrath [CSW] raises his eyebrows --
  146. [09:31:46] CSW: The cat literally impacted our area in a bullet-vehicle
  147. [09:31:49] CEM: I took her shoes, she's lived on the streets and been through who-knows-what, and probably thought we were evil!
  148. [09:31:58] CEM: He was crashing!
  149. [09:32:07] CSW: Which means he's qualified?
  150. [09:32:26] CEM: He hasn't even /joined/ the Titans he's here for shelter until he figures out what to do!
  151. [09:32:30] CSW: I personally floated up and said hello, and was instantly accepted.
  152. [09:32:46] CSW: I'm not stupid, Magicia, and I don't often feel the need to make a point.
  153. [09:32:50] CSW: But I do right now.
  154. [09:33:07] CEM: What do you expect me to do, turn you away and tell you to go fuck yourself?! Tell that to everyone! I won't be my parents dammit!
  155.  
  156. CSW: Let me repeat myself becuase you're ignoring me.
  157. [09:35:55] CSW: Shadow tried to murder me.
  158. [09:35:57] CSW: With a knife.
  159. CSW: Over shoes.
  160.  
  161.  
  162. ----
  163. [[after SW temporarily loses his eyesight]]
  164. CSW: Shadow, you lead. I can't see.
  165. -- CURRENT sharkEmira [CSE] glances back at SW --
  166. [08:34:52] -- CURRENT spectrumsWrath [CSW] squints back at SE --
  167. [08:34:53] -- CURRENT sharkEmira [CSE] grabs SW's hand and starts pulling him towards a lamppost --
  168. [08:35:03] -- CURRENT spectrumsWrath [CSW] gets dragged towards a lamppost --
  169. [08:35:13] -- CURRENT sharkEmira [CSE] puts SW's hand on the lamppost and lets go --
  170. [08:35:24] -- CURRENT sharkEmira [CSE] leaves SW there and runs after FC and the robot --
  171. [08:35:53] CSW: ...Shadow?
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