Lewdness Configuration

>be archaeologist
>also be a bit of a kinky pervert
>become expert in ancient perversions
>also become a bit of an outcast in scientific circles
>end up working a low-paying job at a museum, can't get proper funding for your own research
>can't get laid either because you're too boring for regular women but too creepy for academic gals
>one day get told to catalog some pottery shards nobody cares about
>notice something familiar in the broken up designs
>these were from the same culture your thesis was about! a lost civilization of sexual perversions!
>bitch and moan until they agree to send any other finds like this your way
>write an essay about it
>no journal wants to publish it
>put it up online in the hopes at least someone finds it
>weeks pass
>get e-mail from rich guy who read it and says he needs an expert to join an expedition to the area where this culture once existed
>you're the only expert in this specific group, so you'll be in charge of the digs
>he spared no expense
>holy shit, is this even real?
>head out to the field, start excavating
>find lots of artifacts, finally able to build a better picture of this exotic people
>lots of art of girls with animal bits on them for whatever reason, probably symbolic of their animalistic desires manifesting, write an essay on that too
>one day you find some kind of toy or puzzle box, the first completely intact thing you've found
>it doesn't look very lewd, there's probably something super-lewd inside it though, since it's so hard to solve

>decide to solve the box that night, alone in case what's inside makes you feel like a little fap
>open box
>a bright light comes out, what is this I don't even?
>there's a girl before you
>a brown girl
>with wings
>and a tail
>and horns
>and no clothes
>her eyes are all weird
>there's juices trickling down her thighs and some milk coming out of her breasts
>they're not very big though
>she whispers something to you
>no idea what, you were never able to decipher the dead tongue
>you shake your head
>she giggles
>oh man, that laugh is the cutest!
>she spreads her wings and stretches out
>she's actually pretty toned
>her non-human bits look purple
>her hair is all ruffled
>she winks
>you blush, also your pants just shrank
>she sees both
>blows you a kiss
>puts her hands on her head and does a little wiggly dance
>that tail swinging along with her hips
>she walks over to your bed and gets down on all fours
>sticks her tongue out and wiggles her ass at you

>struggle with the belt
>drop pants to ankles
>drop underwear down to mid thigh, goddamn this is awkward
>trip on your own clothes and fall on top of her
>she giggles again
>that laugh is still cute
>she says something you can only assume is telling you to relax
>scale her back, feel up her amazing wings, she shivers at that
>guess the part where wings connect to her back are as sensitive as armpits
>her tail wraps around your waist and locks you in place
>stick it in easily in her moist cavern of carnal copulation
>what the hell was that you just thought?
>oh god she feels so good you just kind of blanked out there, nevermind
>try to take a few deep breaths but your hips starts moving on their own
>or maybe she's yanking and pulling with her tail
>don't want to lose, lean on her back, grope those big bags of sand and get some warm milk on your fingers
>lick it off, damn son
>notice her pointy ears
>nibble on it
>smell her hair
>so nice
>grunt
>she's moaning
>this is so great it must be a dream!
>feel up her abs
>so tight
>you should work out too
>feel up her thighs
>bet she could crush watermelons with those
>lick her some more
>she hums a little
>oh shit you're about to come! gotta do something about this quick!
>cum anyway
>she giggles again, and before you know it she's turned around to face you, pushed you off the bed and now she's on top!
>and your clothes are just kind of flowing off of you and turning into something else
>silk? satin? feels really smooth
>legs spread and tied to... somewhere
>hands too
>eyes blindfolded
>she's kissing your neck
>shes's kissing your chest
>she's licking your face
>she's kissing you
>that tongue's kinda long
>she starts moving her hips
>moan something in protest
>she hushes you and starts kissing your ears
>so warm and moist
>her lips that is
>both above and below
>her hands are all over the place too
>suddenly someone is knocking on the pole outside your tent
>"Dude, you alright in there?"
>SHIT!

>Not good, not good!
>panic
>yell out you're indecent
>whisper to the... girl that she needs to hide
>she makes a pouty "hmph" but climbs off of you
>wait, she can understand english?
>no time for that though
>she whirls her wrist and suddenly you're dressed again
>in a silky robe
>it's comfy and classy, but red and not really your type
>no time for this now
>grab the girl by the shoulders and shove her under your desk
>put the chair there so she's kinda hidden
>it's dark enough, if she just stays quiet you'll be fine
>open the tent flap
>boss steps in
>he's ugly and fat and if he didn't have a corpulent presence and a loud, obnoxious voice you wouldn't recognize him
>you can't quite put your finger on it but there's something off about his face
>like, if he was in a crowd you'd never be able to tell it was him
>he's saying he heard a woman's voice
>laugh awkwardly, say that's preposterous
>he insists, he's got an expert ear for the ecstasy of women you know
>you weren't watching porn on your company laptop, were you, you old dog, you?
>aah, gomen, gomen!
>he asks if you could watch together?
>get the fuck out of here
>it's just that it gets lonely out here in the bush
>abort, abort!
>suddenly the girl is standing behind him
>her eyes glowing yellow
>she grins like a maniac
>this is bad
>shes naps her fingers and suddenly your boss is wrapped in a bunch of restraints, including a gag
>there're a lock at the end of it all
>she shows the key to his frightened face
>at least it should be a frightened face
>then she kind of moves her fingers around and suddenly there's a golden egg around the key
>she puts it on the shelf
>that shelf wasn't there a moment ago
>wait, that shelf doesn't even fit in the tent!
>and what's with all those other eggs?
>they're moving
>fast
>and then they stop
>she takes you by the hand and leads you out of the cave
>wait, no, cave?
>you're in the mountains now
>she hugs your face to her breasts, wraps her legs and tail around you and jumps off the cliff
>nononnonono
>you're flying now
>you look up
>you look down
>you happily return to tits
>have sex while in the air
>nothing better to do, really
>better than thinking about the drop
>hope she doesn't lose her concentration
>her happy squeals turn you on though so it's not all bad
>then you land
>your robes flow on a stone bed
>maybe an altar
>she rolls off to your side and plays with your chest hair
>she purrs, kind of
>you look around
>still pretty high
>looks like the top of a step-pyramid
>didn't know there was one anywhere near here
>wherever here is
>kind of sleepy though
>and it's so comfy here

>on the other hand, you're still hard
>not as young as you used to be, but goddammit you're no slouch yet!
>roll over on top of her
>her face reddens and she grins when your fingers intertwine and you kiss her forehead
>slip in once again
>drink some milk straight from the tap
>she's really panting now
>then again so are you
>she's so warm though
>scratch that, so hot!
>nibble the nipples
>she lets out what you can only describe as a muffled kyaa
>she leglocks you again
>her wings flap a little, give you a spanking
>wanna play it rough, huh?
>thrust harder
>she responds in kind
>not gonna lose to you missy
>whew
>will accept a surrender any time
>gaahhh
>will also accept a truce
>nnhnggnnh
>call it a draw then?
>cum
>she laughs
>not that cute giggle this time either, but this sinister ufufufu thing
>turns you around and gets on top again
>oh no
>you've got to be kidding me
>she keeps moving
>arches her back so she's out of your reach
>the robe's fabric turns into ribbons to tie you down again
>blindfold and gag too
>this time nobody interrupts her
>she gets wild
>from up here you'd bet the entire valley can hear her screaming
>this is really going too far
>and yet you're not too worried
>being tied up all you can do is take it
>it's kind of... liberating
>she collapses on you after her orgasm
>you came too but there wasn't much in you at that point
>she doesn't let you pull out, she lies on top of you with your flaccid dick inside her
>the cloth covers you both up nicely
>nighty-night
>...
>zzzz...
>ZZZZZZZ...