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- **New and Improved (mostly) Linkified™**
- List Of People Conspiring Against The GOP, And Therefore, America (LOPCATGOPATA for short):
- Liberals Link
- Democrats Link
- Socialists Link
- Community Organizers Link
- Geologists Link
- Biologists Link
- Meteorologists Link
- Climatologists Link
- Atheists Link
- Muslims Link
- Jews
- Satan
- ABC Link
- NBC Link updated!
- CNN Link updated!
- CBS Link
- PBS Link
- All of cable except FNC
- The New York Times Link
- The LA Times Link
- The Washington Post Link
- The Associated Press Link
- Reuters Link
- BBC Link
- Al-Jazeera Link
- The Guardian
- Black People
- Mexicans
- Human Rights Activists
- SCOTUS
- Europe
- Movie Industry
- Television Industry
- Environmentalists
- ACLU
- The United Nations
- Labor Unions Link
- Colleges
- Teachers (including kindergarten teachers) Link
- Professors
- Astrophysicists Link
- ACORN Link
- Planned Parenthood Link
- National Endowment for the Arts Link
- Fashion Industry Link
- Gays
- Judges Link
- NPR Link
- Paleontologists
- Astrophysicists
- Museums (*except Creationism Museum)
- WHO
- WTO
- Inflated tires Link
- The Honolulu Advertiser Link
- The Star Bulletin Link
- Teletubbies Link
- Sponge Bob and Patrick Link
- Nobel Prize Committee Link
- US Census Bureau Link
- Standard & Poor's Link
- SimCity Link
- NOAA
- Sesame Street Link
- Comic Books Link
- Dogs Link
- Little Green Footballs - Not a Fark link, please help find the fark link where this originated
- Video Games - Not a Fark link, please help find the fark link where this originated
- The Bible - Not a Fark link, please help find the fark link where this originated
- CBO Link
- Bruce Springsteen Link
- Pennies
- Warren Buffet Link
- The Theory of Relativity - Not a Fark link, please help find the fark link where this originated
- Comedy Central - Not a Fark link, please help find the fark link where this originated
- Young People
- whatever the hell a Justin Beiber is Link
- Small Business Owners - Not a Fark link, please help find the fark link where this originated
- Math Link
- CPAC updated Link
- Navy SEALs Link
- The Economist
- The Muppets Link
- Iowa Republicans
- Low-Flow Toilets Link
- Rainbows Link
- United States Secret Service Link
- Breast Cancer Screenings Link
- Chrysler Link
- Clint Eastwood. Link
- Robert Deniro Link
- Tom Hanks Link
- Glenn Frey Link
- Bono Link
- Bono Impersonators Link
- Former Republican Senator Alan Simpson Link
- Norman Rockwell Link
- James Cameron Link
- Dr. Seuss
- The Brookings Institution link
- Tax Policy Center link
- Nuns Link
- Supreme Court Justice John Roberts Link
- Jonathan Krohn at age 17 Link
- Fact Checkers Link
- Pollsters Link
- Australia Link
- Mitt Romney
- Rasmussen
- Fox News
- Lockheed Martin Link
- Bureau of Labor Statistics Link
- Paul Ryan Link
- Debate moderators Link
- Google Link
- Ben Stein Link
- Soup kitchens updated Link
- Chris Christie Link
- Nate Silver (FiveThirtyEight.com) Link
- Fox Polling Link
- US Postal Service Link
- Associated Press
- Hurricanes Link
- Susan Collins Link
- Lisa Murkowski Link
- Dean Heller Link
- Mark Kirk Link
- Lindsey Graham Link
- Governor Bobby Jindal Link
- General Petreaus Link
- Saxby Chambliss Link
- God Link
- Girl Scouts Link
- Boston Tea Party Link
- Vegetables - Not a Fark link, please help find the fark link where this originated
- American Indians Link
- John Boehner Link
- Nerds Link
- More groups will be added as they and their nefarious schemes are exposed.
- thanks mrshowrules, Coeyagi, Bobette, Jaytkay, Guidette Frankentits, Supes, Maud Dib and mjjt for finding the links
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- <b><u><big>**New and Improved</big> <small>(mostly)</small> <big>Linkified™**</big></u></b>
- List Of People Conspiring Against The GOP, And Therefore, America (LOPCATGOPATA for short):
- Liberals <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6683176/Virginia-GOP-admits-she-had%20-lesbian-affair-with-minor-Liberals-weed-made-me-do-it" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Democrats <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/5644531/Democrats-Well-pass-ObamaCa%20re-through-reconciliation-Republicans-THIS-IS-AN-OUTRAGE-Democrats-Fin%20e-we-wont-Republicans-But-well-use-reconciliation-to-repeal-ObamaCare" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Socialists <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/5133611/In-November-2008-Americans-%20elected-a-socialist-as-their-president-In-March-2010-they-woke-up-stun%20ned-to-find-themselves-living-in-a-socialist-country" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Community Organizers <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/3847793/Lesson-1-Ms-Palin-Do-NOT-fa%20rk-with-community-organizers" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Geologists <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6526685/Michele-Bachmann-DRILL-IN-T%20HE-EVERGLADES-Geologists-Um-ok-but-just-so-you-know-theres-no-oil-ther%20e" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Biologists <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/3294123/Ron-Paul-is-an-evolution-sk%20eptic-noting-that-intelligent-design-side-has-absolute-proof" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Meteorologists <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/5976559/The-GOP-decides-accurate-we%20ather-forecasting-hurricane-tracking-are-luxuries-America-cant-afford" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Climatologists <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/5826697/Respected-climatologist-Fox%20-News-managing-editor-Bill-Sammons-ordered-staff-to-cast-doubt-on-clim%20ate-science" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Atheists <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/1830987/Atheists-cant-hold-office-i%20n-seven-US-states" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Muslims <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/5544285/Huckabee-Muslims-arent-Amer%20icans-Well-yeah-Muslims-hate-dogs-while-Americans-choke-them-to-death-%20right-Huck" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Jews
- Satan
- ABC <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6066248" target="_blank">Link</a>
- NBC <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7876251" target="_blank"><b>Link updated!</b></a>
- CNN <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7876251" target="_blank"><b>Link updated!</b></a>
- CBS <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6066248" target="_blank">Link</a>
- PBS <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6066248" target="_blank">Link</a>
- All of cable except FNC
- The New York Times <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6066248" target="_blank">Link</a>
- The LA Times <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6066248" target="_blank">Link</a>
- The Washington Post <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6066248" target="_blank">Link</a>
- The Associated Press <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6066248" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Reuters <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6066248" target="_blank">Link</a>
- BBC <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6066248" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Al-Jazeera <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6066248" target="_blank">Link</a>
- The Guardian
- Black People
- Mexicans
- Human Rights Activists
- SCOTUS
- Europe
- Movie Industry
- Television Industry
- Environmentalists
- ACLU
- The United Nations
- Labor Unions <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6056404/Maine-Governor-to-remove-la%20bor-mural-from-Department-of-Labor-office-for-being-too-pro-labor" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Colleges
- Teachers (including kindergarten teachers) <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6962669/On-todays-This-is-Your-Republican-Party-Rick-Santorum-calls-Obama-a-snob-for-wanting-people-to-go%20-to-college" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Professors
- Astrophysicists <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7361454/" target="_blank">Link</a>
- ACORN <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6679377/ACORN-is-behind-Occupy-Wall-Street-protests-unnamed-Fox-News-sources-say-Well-actually-its-not-AC%20ORN-but-sources-say-its-ACORN-really-even-if-it-doesnt-call-itself-ACO%20RN-sources-say-Or-something-like-that-sources-say" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Planned Parenthood <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6925509/Not-news-Conservatives-hate%20-Planned-Parenthood-WTF-51-of-them-oppose-them-for-cancer-screenings-t%20oo" target="_blank">Link</a>
- National Endowment for the Arts <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/4628666/National-Endowment-for-Arts%20-caught-unethically-using-taxpayers-dollars-to-encourage-potential-gra%20nt-recipients-to-engage-in-political-activism-now-refusing-to-return-m%20edia-inquiries" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Fashion Industry <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7396463" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Gays
- Judges <a href="http://www.tompaine.com/articles/2006/08/14/the_activist_judge_myth.php" target="_blank">Link</a>
- NPR <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6066248/George-Soros-is-personally-%20remaking-global-economy-to-benefit-of-homos-abortion-clinics-bible-bur%20ners-Cue-Faux-rage" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Paleontologists
- Astrophysicists
- Museums (*except Creationism Museum)
- WHO
- WTO
- Inflated tires <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/3770989" target="_blank">Link</a>
- The Honolulu Advertiser <a href="http://reason.com/blog/2008/07/23/hey-barack-obama-exists-after" target="_blank">Link</a>
- The Star Bulletin <a href="http://www.wnd.com/2009/07/104678/" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Teletubbies <a href="http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/204393/sex-drugs-and-teletubbies-learning-enemy/jonah-goldberg" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Sponge Bob and Patrick <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6445904" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Nobel Prize Committee <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/4688042" target="_blank">Link</a>
- US Census Bureau <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/4732364/New-census-conspiracy-its-a%20-plot-to-further-homosexual-agenda" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Standard & Poor's <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6472154" target="_blank">Link</a>
- SimCity <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6543761" target="_blank">Link</a>
- NOAA
- Sesame Street <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6630010(thereareabout5oftheselinks)" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Comic Books <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/5020464/" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Dogs <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/4767908" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Little Green Footballs <a href="http://www.rightwingnews.com/john-hawkins/the-descent-of-little-%20green-footballs/" target="_blank">Not a Fark link, please help find the fark link where this originated</a>
- Video Games <a href="http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20121004/15110720598/maine-gop-%20apparently-believes-that-playing-world-warcraft-makes-you-unfit-office%20.shtml" target="_blank">Not a Fark link, please help find the fark link where this originated</a>
- The Bible <a href="http://www.npr.org/2012/05/11/152466134/same-bible-different-ver%20dict-on-gay-marriage" target="_blank">Not a Fark link, please help find the fark link where this originated</a>
- CBO <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/5869872" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Bruce Springsteen <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6096483" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Pennies
- Warren Buffet <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6586782" target="_blank">Link</a>
- The Theory of Relativity <a href="http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/08/conservapedia_founder_takes_on_the_notorious_liber.php" target="_blank">Not a Fark link, please help find the fark link where this originated</a>
- Comedy Central <a href="http://www.fastcodesign.com/1663567/infographic-of-the-day-the-g%20ops-war-against-the-youth-vote" target="_blank">Not a Fark link, please help find the fark link where this originated</a>
- Young People
- whatever the hell a Justin Beiber is <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/5655096/I-dont-know-what-hell-a-Jus%20tin-Beiber-is-but-apprently-its-being-used-to-smear-Tea-Party" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Small Business Owners <a href="http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2010_07/024957.php" target="_blank">Not a Fark link, please help find the fark link where this originated</a>
- Math <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/5870952/Math-Also-a-liberal-conspir%20acy" target="_blank">Link</a>
- CPAC <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/5898032" target="_blank">updated Link</a>
- Navy SEALs <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6177565/Obama-continues-football-sp%20iking-tour-Dude-do-you-think-if-you-Gary-Coopered-this-didnt-say-a-wor%20d-you-wouldnt-get-props-for-taking-out-OBL" target="_blank">Link</a>
- The Economist
- The Muppets <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6912848/Bill-OReilly-says-Muppets-b%20etter-watch-it" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Iowa Republicans
- Low-Flow Toilets <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6933964/At-CPAC-speakers-warn-about%20-greatest-threats-to-America-they-love-like-Obama-Deficit-Obama-Iran-O%20bama-of-course-low-flow-toilets-We-Are-a-nation-of-Double-Flushers-one%20-Congressman-cried" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Rainbows <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7059531" target="_blank">Link</a>
- United States Secret Service <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7056397" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Breast Cancer Screenings <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6925509" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Chrysler <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6926181/Turdblossom-offended-by-Eas%20twoods-Super-Bowl-Chrysler-ad" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Clint Eastwood. <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6926181/Turdblossom-offended-by-Eas%20twoods-Super-Bowl-Chrysler-ad" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Robert Deniro <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7005080/Newt-Gingrich-demands-Barac%20k-Obama-apologize-for-a-joke-Robert-DeNiro-made-about-GOP-first-ladies" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Tom Hanks <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7006643/Breitbart-demands-Barack-Ob%20ama-apologize-for-fact-that-Tom-Hanks-Glenn-Frey-appeared-on-stage-wit%20h-a-man-in-an-Afro-wig-at-a-2004-fundraiser-for-St-Matthews-Parish-Sch%20ool-in-Pacific-Palisades-California" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Glenn Frey <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7006643/Breitbart-demands-Barack-Ob%20ama-apologize-for-fact-that-Tom-Hanks-Glenn-Frey-appeared-on-stage-wit%20h-a-man-in-an-Afro-wig-at-a-2004-fundraiser-for-St-Matthews-Parish-Sch%20ool-in-Pacific-Palisades-California" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Bono <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7008739" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Bono Impersonators <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7008739" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Former Republican Senator Alan Simpson <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7130968" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Norman Rockwell <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6533174/Todays-Manufauctured-Conser%20vative-Outrage-is-spins-wheel-Obama-installs-a-Norman-Rockwell-paintin%20g-in-White-House" target="_blank">Link</a>
- James Cameron <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/5001454/Avatar-is-Godless-left-wing%20-environazi-tripe-its-only-made-a-billion-dollars-because-most-people-%20in-our-center-right-nation-are-too-stupid-to-realize-that" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Dr. Seuss
- The Brookings Institution <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7247403" target="_blank">link</a>
- Tax Policy Center <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7247403" target="_blank">link</a>
- Nuns <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7181140/77695611" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Supreme Court Justice John Roberts <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7190936/Et-tu-John-Roberts-Im-told-by-my-sources-switched-sides-There-was-a-one-month-campaign-to-bring-Roberts-back-into-conservative-fold-led-ironically-by-Anthony-Kennedy" target="_blank"> Link</a>
- Jonathan Krohn at age 17 <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7202635/77943462" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Fact Checkers <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7293228/Were-not-going-to-let-our-c%20ampaign-be-dictated-by-fact-checkers" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Pollsters <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7318590" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Australia <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7339693/Australia-US-Republicans-ha%20ve-become-Cranks-Crazies-party-are-a-threat-to-global-stability" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Mitt Romney
- Rasmussen
- Fox News
- Lockheed Martin <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7360606" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Bureau of Labor Statistics <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7374804/You-know-what-would-be-a-fu%20n-October-surprise-A-congressional-investigation-of-Bureau-of-Labor-St%20atistics" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Paul Ryan <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7367801/Paul-Ryan-now-assists-in-co%20vering-up-Obamas-Kenyan-birth#new" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Debate moderators <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7386243/Before-debate-we-were-told-%20that-Candy-Crowley-wasnt-going-to-sit-there-like-a-potted-plant-True-S%20he-sat-there-like-an-Obama-plant&new=1#new" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Google <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7387229" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Ben Stein <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7441627/Ben-Stein-doubles-down-on-t%20ax-rich-pledge" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Soup kitchens <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7388961" target="_blank">updated Link</a>
- Chris Christie <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7408123/" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Nate Silver (FiveThirtyEight.com) <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7418597/80492799#c80492799" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Fox Polling <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7351773" target="_blank">Link</a>
- US Postal Service <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7394630" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Associated Press
- Hurricanes <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7416261" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Susan Collins <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7431458/Five-GOP-senators-who-are-m%20ost-likely-RINOs" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Lisa Murkowski <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7431458/Five-GOP-senators-who-are-m%20ost-likely-RINOs" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Dean Heller <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7431458/Five-GOP-senators-who-are-m%20ost-likely-RINOs" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Mark Kirk <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7431458/Five-GOP-senators-who-are-m%20ost-likely-RINOs" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Lindsey Graham <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7441624/Lindsey-to-Romney-Youre-in-%20a-hole-you-dont-know-when-to-stop-digging-Youre-almost-breaking-ground%20-in-China" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Governor Bobby Jindal <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7441531/Jindal-again-comes-out-agai%20nst-his-party-call-Rapey-McGee-Legitimate-Derp-Stupid-mistakes-Oh-my-A%20kin-party" target="_blank">Link</a>
- General Petreaus <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7437740/General-Petraeus-will-testi%20fy-in-secret-high-security-briefing-room-that-is-totally-safe-from-ter%20rorists-GOP" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Saxby Chambliss <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7448383/Senator-Saxby-Chambliss-R-e%20al-American-to-Grover-Norquist-Youve-had-your-20-year-run-asshat-now-g%20o-fark-away" target="_blank">Link</a>
- God <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7449989?startid=80879117&fpost=zbex%20S4sAR3U5zvh3X3_Jnnxsvsioi2uBqeBHMYLCp" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Girl Scouts <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6853214" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Boston Tea Party <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7450878/Texas-schools-now-teaching-%20Boston-Tea-Party-was-an-act-of-terrorism-Subby-scared-to-find-out-what%20-theyre-calling-Tea-Party-Tea-Party" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Vegetables <a href="http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/stimulus/2010/sep/29/michelle-obama-vegetables-and-food-nazis/" target="_blank">Not a Fark link, please help find the fark link where this originated</a>
- American Indians <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7287208" target="_blank">Link</a>
- John Boehner <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7467895" target="_blank">Link</a>
- Nerds <a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7520165" target="_blank">Link</a>
- More groups will be added as they and their nefarious schemes are exposed.
- thanks mrshowrules, Coeyagi, Bobette, Jaytkay, Guidette Frankentits, Supes, Maud Dib and mjjt for finding the links
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