>I was only 9 years old

>I loved Klein so much, I had all the merchandise and episodes

>I pray to Klein every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given

>"Klein is love" I say; "Klein is life"

>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot

>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Klein

>I called him a cunt

>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep

>I'm crying now, and my face hurts

>I lay in bed and it's really cold

>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me

>It's Klein

>I am so happy

>He whispers into my ear "This is my floor."

>He grabs me with his powerful samurai hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees

>I'm ready

>I spread my ass-cheeks for Klein

>He penetrates my butt-hole

>It hurts so much but I do it for Klein

>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water

>I push against his force

>I want to please Klein

>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love

>My dad walks in

>Klein looks him straight in the eyes and says "As of 23:13, December 13, your son has been cleared."

>Klein leaves through my Teleport Gate

>Klein is love. Klein is life.