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[FLUTTERRAPE] Boot Camp

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  1. >Day Normal Life in Equestria
  2. >Wake up and yawn
  3. >Enjoy the warmth of your bed for a while
  4. >After your indulgence in some early morning "fuggitnotgeddinouttabed-ness" you get out and walk downstairs
  5. >Not even doing the routine today. It's gonna be a laid back weekend for you
  6. >Sit down at the kitchen table eating a bowl of apple-slices in milk
  7. >Because you can
  8. >Bachelor Life 4 Life
  9. >A knock on the door ruins your otherwise perfect breakfast
  10. >Walk to the door, trying to get an apple pip out of your teeth with your tongue
  11. >Open it
  12. >You proudly stand in your boxers, morning wood in all it's glory and pulling a bizzare facial expression thanks to the damn pip in your teeth
  13. >The Stallion at the door glares back at you
  14. >You finally get the pip out
  15. >Examine it
  16. >Then eat it
  17. >Smile at him
  18. Morning, sir. How can I help you?
  19. >Your smile fades when you take a good look at him
  20. No...
  21. >The Stallion's glare turns into a malevolent smile
  22. NO.
  23. >He throws the morning's paper to your feet
  24. >You scramble to pick it up and glue your eyes to the main headline
  25. >"GRIFFON EMPIRE DECLARES WAR ON EQUESTRIA"
  26. >Look back at the Stallion, dressed in a sergeants uniform, grinning at you. His eyes hungrily taking in your tall, dextrous body.
  27. >"You're being drafted, boy. Pack your shit and get your combat-ready ass in the carriage"
  28. FUCKING GRIFFONS
  29.  
  30. 1/?
  31.  
  32. >Day Boot Camp in Equestria
  33. >By order of Princess Luna, or as you now know her, Grand High Commander in Chief Lord Warmaster Luna, all able bodied stallions, mares, and friends of Equestria are to be drafted.
  34. >Because of your height, dexterity, agility, intelligence and good looks, you were one of the first to be dragged into hell
  35. >You glare at the signed photo of Luna that was given to you
  36. >She's bent over a bed presenting herself at you, a message written in dark blue lipstick next to a kiss-mark
  37. >"See you on the front line, Anony-poo"
  38. This fucking sucks
  39. >An officer punches you in the leg, because he can't reach any higher
  40. >"THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU, PRIVATE ANON. I'M HERE TO WHIP YOU INTO SHAPE AND GET YOU READY FOR COMBAT SO YOU HAD BETTER COOPERATE"
  41. >Stand up straight
  42. SIR YES SIR
  43. >"Not so loud, private, some of the other officers are sleeping"
  44. >The pony shakes his head at you
  45. >"Of all the magical beings in Equestria we have at our disposal we get you. Absolutely pathetic"
  46. >Say nothing. Military movies taught you well.
  47. >"Now. Today you will be assigned to your squad. You will love 'em. teach 'em. support 'em and if necessary, fuck 'em. Am I understood?"
  48. Sir yes sir.
  49. >"Good man. SQUAD E. GET IN HERE."
  50. >Ha.
  51. >Yeah.
  52. >Okay.
  53. >The Elements of Harmony walk in
  54. >Pinkie Pie bounces around the cabin
  55. >"OOooooh this looks fun!"
  56. >She sees you
  57. >"ANON!"
  58. >You brace for impact as the pink projectile slams into you, bearhugging you as hard as she can.
  59. Hi, Pinkie...
  60. >The other Elements stroll in, looking around the room in wonder
  61. >And at last, she walks in. Locking eyes with you the moment she sees you
  62. >He glum look turns into one of delight
  63. >She flutters over to you
  64. >Glare down at her
  65. >"G-good morning, Anon! Is war your fetish?"
  66.  
  67. 2/?
  68.  
  69. >You died in your sleep
  70. >You have to have done
  71. >This is hell.
  72. >You haven't even picked up a weapon yet and you know that your current situation can't possibly get any worse
  73. >Pinkie Pie bounces around the room, giggling happily
  74. >TWilight pesters the disgruntled looking sergeant with questions about Military History
  75. >Rarity critisises the dress code
  76. >Applejack is stood in the middle of them all giving you her best "kill me" look
  77. >Fluttershy is trying to grope you
  78. >But Rainbow Dash is the most perculiar
  79. >She's stood perfectly still next to you, her back straight and head held high, glaring at the wall
  80. >Look down at her
  81. Uhh, Dash? You ok, bro?
  82. >The Seargant walks away from Twilight and peers closely at Rainbow's posture
  83. >"PRIVATE! What is your name?"
  84. >Rainbow barks her answer back without missing a beat
  85. >"SIR. PRIVATE DASH, SIR"
  86. >The Seargant smiles
  87. >"Do you think you have what it takes to be a soldier, Private Dash?"
  88. >Rainbow isn't even blinking. Infact she hasn't done so for the last 5 minutes
  89. >"SIR, YES, SIR"
  90. >Great. So Rainbow Dash is suddenly the model soldier. Your bro is gone.
  91. >Sigh
  92. >Dash whips your ass with a wing
  93. >"STAND TO ATTENTION WHEN A COMMANDING OFFICER IS PRESENT, PRIVATE ANON"
  94. >Your ass burns from that wing-whip
  95. >The Seargant smiles
  96. >"Glad to have you onboard, Dash. Think you can train this monkey to dance?"
  97. >Dash breaks her composure and glares at the Seargant
  98. >"I'll make him sing."
  99.  
  100. 3/?
  101.  
  102. >You feel a slight push on your other buttock, the one that isn't sore
  103. >Look down and see Fluttershy tapping it with her wing
  104. >"D-do you like it when I whip it, Anon?"
  105. >Look back to Rainbow
  106. >Straight as a board
  107. >For once
  108. >Zing
  109. >Look at Twilight
  110. >Reading the Royal Army Travel Brochure
  111. >Look at Rarity
  112. >Stitching her name into everything she owns
  113. >Look at Pinkie Pie
  114. >She's crawling around on the ceiling, her head rotates 180 degrees and hisses at you
  115. >Look at Applejack
  116. >Her eyes reflect the pain and anguish of a broken mare. She looks like she's going to snap
  117. >Look at the wall infront of you
  118. God help me.
  119.  
  120. 4/?
  121.  
  122. >3 hours later you're all stood outside in a line, the seargant addressing you all
  123. >"By the tight, juicy ass of Princess Celestia."
  124. >He looks at you all and shakes his head
  125. >"What in the seven levels of Tartarus did I do to deserve the most limp-dicked bunch of Griffon-lovers this side of Equestria?"
  126. >No one says anything
  127. >"Why the Blue Sky did I have to get you losers? Look at you!"
  128. >He prods Pinkie Pie
  129. >"Fat!"
  130. >Prods Twilight
  131. >"Unhealthy!"
  132. >Prods Rarity
  133. >"Prissy!"
  134. >Prods Applejack
  135. >"Unstable!"
  136. >Prods Fluttershy
  137. >She faints
  138. >"Fucking hell."
  139. >He moves on
  140. >Prods you
  141. >In the dick, since he can't reach any higher
  142. >"Sensual!"
  143. >Prods Rainbow Dash
  144. >"This one! This one is the only one that seems like she can actually do anything!"
  145. >Rainbow Dash does nothing, she remains still as a statue
  146. >She's utterly terrifying like that
  147. >"Now! The first thing you will be doing is an obstacle course!"
  148. >He turns to you
  149. >"Private Anon! Since you are deemed superior in every way to a pony, we need to train you harder than anyp0ny else!"
  150. >Groan
  151. >"Which is why you must do the obstacle course"
  152. >He points at the unconcious Fluttershy
  153. >"Carrying that!"
  154.  
  155. 5/?
  156.  
  157. >"READY? GO."
  158. >A whistle blows, causing 5 ponies and a pissed off looking ape to run foward towards the first obstacle
  159. >A wooden wall
  160. >Fuelled by your anger and your desire to go home, you underarm throw Fluttershy over the wall and leap over the entire thing
  161. >The other ponies let out a "woah" and you hear the Seargent let out a moan for some reason
  162. >Not Rainbow Dash though, she does the same
  163. >When you hit the floor, you roll and pick up Fluttershy under your arm
  164. >She woke up when she hit the floor
  165. >"Whu-what's going on? Oh! Anon! A-are we running away together?"
  166. You're supposed to be unconcious.
  167. >"My love for you woke me up!"
  168. Nah mate, I chucked you over a wall.
  169. >"O-oh"
  170. >Rainbow Dash is running alongside you, determination in her eyes
  171. >Your long strides allow you to keep up with her four stubby legs
  172. >The next obstacle is a running jump
  173. >Rainbow uses her wings to boost her over it, then carries on running
  174. >You just long-jump that shit
  175. >Fluttershy is screaming the entire time
  176. >"ANON! TOO FAST! SLOW DOWN!"
  177. >You ignore her and keep running for the rest of the day, Fluttershy clinging to your back like a scared animal
  178. >Several obstacles later you reach the end, panting for breath
  179. >Fluttershy falls off your back, twitching
  180. >Rainbow Dash arrives shortly after
  181. >She hovers up and pats you on the back
  182. >"Nice work, Soldier"
  183. Thanks, Dash
  184. >The Seargant was waiting for you both
  185. >"Well done, you two!"
  186. >He looks at you
  187. >"Especially you, Private Anonymous."
  188. >He holds a hoof up to his ear and mouths the words "call me" at you
  189. >Shudder
  190.  
  191. 6/?
  192.  
  193. >That night you lie in your bunk looking at the ceiling
  194. >You called top bunk, and Fluttershy took the bottom. Saying how if you fell through the mattress she'd catch you
  195. >You didn't argue
  196. >Look down at the other beds
  197. >Twilight is under the covers with a torch reading
  198. >Applejack is muttering something about what sounds like the pony version of vietnam
  199. >Something tells you this isn't her first time here
  200. >You sigh and look back at the ceiling
  201. >Your legs are dangling off the edge of the bed, since you're far too big for it.
  202. >You feel something lick your bare sole
  203. Fluttershy. Stop that.
  204. >You hear an eep and the licking stops
  205. >Close your eyes and think of your bed
  206. >Your lovely, warm, right-sized bed.
  207. >And your amazing breakfast of kings
  208. >You were going to have cucumbers and custard tomorrow
  209. >Why? Because you can.
  210. >Eventually drift off to what precious sleep you can get in your new home
  211. >You breathe out some words before you fall into a slumber
  212. Fffffucking Griffons...
  213.  
  214. 7/?
  215.  
  216. >You wake up from a disturbance in your bed
  217. >Open your eyes and blink a few times
  218. >Daylight is streaming in through the windows
  219. >Turn your head
  220. >The Seargant is led next to you, tracing your chest with a hoof and biting his lower lip
  221. >He sees that's you're awake and leaps off the bed
  222. >"WAKEY WAKEY, RISE AND SHINE, LADIES."
  223. >You stare at him from your bed and hold back a whimper
  224. >Before you can jump off, Fluttershy flutters shyly up to you
  225. >"H-hi, Anon. Did you sleep well?"
  226. No.
  227. >"M-me too. Maybe we can sleep together tonight?"
  228. >She blushes and floats back down, coming face to face with the Seargant
  229. >"PRIVATE FLUTTERSHY. WHAT THE 18 GIANT CROTCHTITS ARE YOU DOING?"
  230. >She stammers
  231. >"N-nothing S-sir..."
  232. >He glares at her
  233. >"WELL YOU HAD BETTER START DOING SOMETHING BEFORE I MAKE YOU CLEAN THIS ENTIRE BARRACKS WITH YOUR TONGUE!"
  234. >She trembles and shapes up
  235. >"S-sir y-yes s-sir"
  236. >He turns away and bellows at the other ponies
  237. >"FORM UP!"
  238. >You all do so, you nearly trip over Dash as she bolts into position.
  239. >With as much willpower as you can muster, you straighten up and stare blankly at the wall
  240. >The Seargant starts pacing up and down
  241. >"NOW! TODAY YOU WILL ALL BE GIVEN NICKNAMES!"
  242. Oh god no.
  243.  
  244. 8/?
  245.  
  246. >He runs up to you
  247. >"WHAT WAS THAT, SUNSHINE?!"
  248. N-nothing! SIR!
  249. >"Damn right, nothing."
  250. >He goes back to pacing
  251. >"NOW! I WILL NOW NAME ALL OF YOU! YOU WILL WEAR THESE NAMES WITH PRIDE AND HONOR! YOU WILL CARRY THEM INTO BATTLE AND SCREAM THEM AS YOU RAM YOUR SPEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF THE ENEMY! AM I UNDERSTOOD?"
  252. >"SIR YES SIR"
  253. >He smiles
  254. >"Daaaaamn straight."
  255. >He begins at the end, at Twilight.
  256. >"YOU! YOU NEW NAME IS BOOKSMART!"
  257. >"Sir, thankyou, Sir!"
  258. >Rarity next
  259. >"SQUIGGLES!"
  260. >"Thankyou, darli- ahh, Sir."
  261. >Applejack
  262. >"YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE SEEN SOME SHIT! YOU ARE NOW 'THE BURDENED!'"
  263. >You try your absolute hardest not to laugh
  264. >"Thankya' kindly, Sir."
  265. >Pinkie Pie
  266. >He looks at her incredulously, before nodding.
  267. >"THE BICYCLE!"
  268. >You are visibly smirking now and letting out short squeaks every few seconds
  269. >"WOO HOO!"
  270. >Rainbow Dash
  271. >"THIS SOLDIER OF FORTUNE IS NOW 'MONOCHROME'"
  272. >You can appreciate the irony
  273. >He comes to you and stares you in the face
  274. >You don't make eye contact
  275. >He ponders for a while, stroking his chin with a hoof
  276. >Then he gets a happy look
  277. >Brace yourself
  278. >"YOU ARE NOW 'THE SHAFT-MASTER'"
  279. Fuck you, Sir
  280. >He grins and promtly punches you in the leg
  281. >"SHOW SOME RESPECT, PRIVATE."
  282.  
  283. 9/?
  284.  
  285. >Finally he comes to Fluttershy
  286. >She cowers from him and whimpers
  287. >He looks down at the mare, who is nearly pissing herself in his presence
  288. >"YOU ARE NOW 'BLOODLETTER - CHAMPION OF DARKNESS'
  289. >She screams in fear and hides behind her hooves
  290. >You stare at her, bewildered
  291. >"NOW. YOU WILL ALL HEAD OUT THAT DOOR AND TO THE MESS HALL. DOUBLE TIME!"
  292. >You all jog out the door, you make sure to drag Fluttershy along by her tail on the way out
  293. >15 minutes later you and the mane 6 are sat around a table in the mess hall, surrounded by other soliders
  294. >They don't pay you any mind
  295. >Monochrome speaks up
  296. >"So what do you guys think of this place? Isn't it awesome!"
  297. Oh, so NOW you speak like a normal pony.
  298. >Take a bit of your sandwich - Two pieces of bread and a slice of frozen cheese covered in dirt pressed between them
  299. >"Sorry, "Shaft Master"."
  300. >The other ponies laugh
  301. You guys suck. I could be at home eating pumpkin right now
  302. >Booksmart speaks up
  303. >"It's not so bad, Shaft-master! Besides, we're all in this together! They even put us in the same squad!"
  304. Twilight. I don't think you full understand the magnitude of what we're doing here. We're going to war.
  305. >The Bicycle sits down with a mountain of grey shit on her plate
  306. >She promtly swallows all of it
  307. >"Isn't this gonna be fun, guys?!"
  308. >The Burdened speaks at last, her voice reflecting the unspeakable horror she must have witnessed at some point in her life
  309. >"It ain't fun, Bicycle. It stops bein' fun when ya' watch ya' best friends torn apart at the hands of a pack of Diamond Dogs, an' then her mangled remains get dragged into one of their breedin' holes and fed to the newborn pups"
  310. >The table goes quiet and you drop your sandwich onto the plate
  311. Fucking hell, Burdened.
  312.  
  313. 10/?
  314.  
  315. >The weeks pass by and training follows the same routine
  316. >Wake up
  317. >Shit shower shave
  318. >Stop Fluttershy's fetish attempt for the day - Military style
  319. >On the last day of Boot Camp she stops you before you get out of the shower, staring at your bare cock
  320. >"S-so is shower rape your fetish?"
  321. >You squeeze her neck with two fingers, catch her limp body before it falls and carry her out
  322. >The Seargant watches you pass, no towel covering you, and holding Fluttershy over your shoulder
  323. >"Oh my. Nice privates, Private."
  324. Go to hell, Sir.
  325. >He smirks
  326. >Once you're dressed and Fluttershy is woken up via cold water, you all stand in the middle of the barracks
  327. >Everyone looks...
  328. >...
  329. >The exact fucking same. Twilight is still beaming, Rarity somehow keeps pulling makeup out of nowhere and making herself look stunning, Pinkie Pie continues to bounce, Fluttershy is even now still groping your butt with a wing, Rainbow Dash stands as still as a rock, and Applejack has grown a stubble.
  330. >You aren't even kidding. Applejack has grown a fucking stubble.
  331. >Looks manly as shit, and compliments the bags under her eyes very well
  332. >Come to think of it, you don't remember her taking up smoking
  333. >Or the tattoo on her left foreleg that reads "Squad AB - Never Forget"
  334. >The Seargant walks paces up and down
  335. >He opens his mouth and begins what you can assume is going to be an incredibly long winded speech
  336. >"Wars over. Go home."
  337.  
  338. 11/?
  339.  
  340. YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.
  341. >"Nope. Ended this morning. You were in basic training throughout the whole thing. Sucks, really."
  342. Well who won?
  343. >At that moment the doors to the barracks explode inwards and Grand High Commander in Chief Lord Warmaster Luna stand there, looking triamphant.
  344. >"HUZZAH! THE WAR HAS BEEN WON! HOW MANY ELEMENTS OF HARMONY DID WE LOSE?"
  345. >The Seargant replies without even batting an eyelid
  346. >"None, Milady"
  347. >"EXCELLENT WORK!"
  348. >She points at you
  349. >"ANONYMOUS! WE ARE INVITING YOU TO A VICTORY FEAST! COME!"
  350. >She prances over and drags you out by your collar
  351. >Fluttershy waves and watches you go
  352. >"G-goodbye Anon! Take pictures p-please!"
  353. FUCK YOU FLUTTERSHY
  354.  
  355. >8 hours later you're sat in your chair at home
  356. >You stare at the wall, admiring your now huge muscles and perfect physique
  357. >Boot Camp was horrible. You squadmates were horrible. Your drill seargant was horrible. The celebration-feast was horrible. The war was horrible. Everything was just horrible
  358. >But was it worth it?
  359. >You raise your spoon and chomp down on some Cabbage in Brine
  360. >Yeah. It was.
  361. >Bachelor 4 Lyfe.
  362.  
  363. 12/12
  364. The End
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