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  1. [16:52] (Fifthman) Cecil bounces to the sub bay, investigations kit on his back and a camera around his neck.
  2. [16:52] (Uncandescent) Terrance enters the sub bay, gas mask enclosing his face from view.
  3. [16:52] (%Sequence) Alissa steps into the sub bay, still wearing her clothes from yesterday and actually looking strangely... relaxed.
  4. [16:53] ³ Savage (Mibbit@synIRC-3548BAF6.resnet.cwu.edu) has joined #redpool
  5. [16:54] (Soulless) Stoat's here.
  6. [16:54] (NAC) Cameron heads towards the sub bay as well, same clothes, although they look like they're a bit ruffled, He sips on some coffee and passes Alissa a cup.
  7. [16:54] (Lord_Vol) Danzig arrives at the sub bay, looking somewhat lost and wincing at the lights.
  8. [16:55] (@Scantron) Corbette's there with a clipboard. "You know the drill. We /think/ there's mind shit going on, but it's hard to distinguish from background noise."
  9. [16:55] (Soulless) She nods towards everyone.
  10. [16:55] (%Sequence) Alissa nods to Cameron as she accepts the coffee, actually smiling a little crookedly at him as she sips from it.
  11. [16:55] (Soulless) "..."
  12. [16:55] (Soulless) She tights a bit more on her telekill bandanna. Then heads to the sub.
  13. [16:56] (@Scantron) "Well? Get in!"
  14. [16:57] (Fifthman) Cecil bounces on in.
  15. [16:57] (Uncandescent) Terrance has a flicker of emotion unseen behind his gas mask. He quickly and quietly enters the sub, taking a seat near the back as per usual.
  16. [16:57] (Lord_Vol) Danzig stumbles into the sub. He sees Alissa and Cameron and smells coffee. "Is that black?"
  17. [16:57] (NAC) Cameron grunts. "Oh. Mind shit. Fantastic." he sighs, stepping into the sub.
  18. [16:58] (%Sequence) Alissa shrugs at Danzig as she steps into the sub. She's remarkably calm right now, very relaxed. "Yeah, but it's mine."
  19. [16:59] (Lord_Vol) Danzig takes a seat.
  20. [16:59] (Fifthman) Cecil frowns. "There's always mind stuff, Cammy." He sits at the sonar station, straps in, and puts on his headphones.
  21. [16:59] (@Scantron) The sub hatch closes and the sub descends.
  22. [16:59] (%Sequence) Alissa sits down, strapping herself in.
  23. [16:59] (Uncandescent) Terrance looks out the window, ignoring errybody.
  24. [17:00] (Soulless) Stoat also heads out to the window.
  25. [17:00] (Lord_Vol) Danzig straps himself in.
  26. [17:00] (Soulless) She note Alissa but plans to ask her later.
  27. [17:01] (NAC) Cameron finishes his coffee and puts it in the cup holder, if there is one in the sub.
  28. [17:01] (@Scantron) As the sub descends, steel walls become barely visible through the pool water. It would seem that the sub is travelling through some sort of shaft.
  29. [17:01] (Fifthman) "Alissa, you got my email about the suit guy, right?"
  30. [17:02] (Soulless) "..."
  31. [17:02] (Fifthman) Cecil looks out a porthole. "A... tube?"
  32. [17:02] (NAC) Cameron turns his head at Cecil. "Suit guy?" He almost growls.
  33. [17:02] (Uncandescent) What does the liquid look like?
  34. [17:02] (%Sequence) Alissa finishes her coffee as well, leaning past Cameron to pair her cup with his. She sets her hand on Cameron's shoulder. "Think so, Cecil."
  35. [17:03] (@Scantron) Pool water, Terrance. So blood.
  36. [17:03] (Lord_Vol) Danzig glances over at Alissa and Cameron's cups, eyeing them eagerly. Then he looks at Alissa, barely remembering what he saw last night.
  37. [17:03] (Fifthman) Cecil catches the face. He takes off one ear of the sonar headphones.
  38. [17:03] (Soulless) Stoat looks to Alissa questioningly.
  39. [17:03] (Fifthman) "Cammy, he got to you too?"
  40. [17:03] (Soulless) "...Suit guy...?"
  41. [17:03] (Uncandescent) Terrance watches intently for any change. He wonders if they've even left Earth yet due to the persistent Pool coloration.
  42. [17:03] (@Scantron) The sub bumps into the walls and makes a right turn.
  43. [17:04] (%Sequence) Alissa doesn't notice Stoat's look, rocking against Cameron as the sub bumps and turns.
  44. [17:04] (Fifthman) Cecil winces. "That can't be good for the hull.
  45. [17:04] (Uncandescent) Terrance is shook slightly. For the first time he wonders how the auto-pilot is set up.
  46. [17:04] (NAC) Cameron blinks and just gives a nod, hand gripping the chair's arm-rest.
  47. [17:05] (Lord_Vol) Danzig tries to hold his head steady. "Anyone from medical have anything for a hangover?"
  48. [17:05] (%Sequence) "You got alcohol?" Alissa frowns at Danzig, hand not leaving Camerons' shoulder.
  49. [17:05] (@Scantron) The sub slows down, and starts going up. They're still in the shaft.
  50. [17:05] (Soulless) Stoat gives Cameron a questioning look.
  51. [17:05] (Lord_Vol) Danzig remembers what Ros said. "I uh...found some."
  52. [17:06] (Soulless) He can probably ask she'lll be asking some questions later.
  53. [17:06] (Soulless) err
  54. [17:06] (Soulless) he can probably tell
  55. [17:06] (NAC) Cameron opens up his bag and tosses Danzig a bottle of tylenol to the man.
  56. [17:07] (Lord_Vol) ~I'm so boned.~ "Thanks." He takes one and leans back.
  57. [17:07] (Fifthman) "Cammy, hey." Cecil pulls down his shirt slightly to show his tattoo. "Did you get one of these?
  58. [17:07] (Uncandescent) Terrance is really starting wonder exactly what the sub was doing. Did it sense the surface and move toward it? Did it simply go in a straight line until it became necessary to do other wise?
  59. [17:07] (%Sequence) "Uh huh. You /found/ some."
  60. [17:07] ³ padri is now known as padri|afk
  61. [17:07] (NAC) Cameron just shrugs down at Stoat, she can probably tell if she looked close enough that he isn't wearing his wedding wring around his neck. The reason's behind him not wearing it, however, are probably not known.
  62. [17:08] (Uncandescent) "How is the sub's route determined."
  63. [17:08] (NAC) He looks down at Cecil "No."
  64. [17:08] (@Scantron) They surface in a small circular pool of water. The steel shaft opens up to a circular steel room about 300 feet in diameter and 50 feet in height. Lights along the upper edge illuminate the room brightly. A slight humming is audible.
  65. [17:08] ³ Salmander (~Salmander@synIRC-8429A36.cg.shawcable.net) has joined #redpool
  66. [17:08] ³ ChanServ sets mode: +qo Salmander Salmander
  67. [17:09] (Lord_Vol) Danzig smiles slyly. "Next time we play Poker, I'll go looking for more."
  68. [17:09] (Uncandescent) Terrance scans the room through the window. What's in the room?
  69. [17:09] (Fifthman) "I guess that's a good thing, Cammy." He smiles. "Keep a smile, okay? It was just a dream."
  70. [17:09] (&Mr_Wilt) A sudden grinding sound comes from under the sub, further down in the pool of water.
  71. [17:09] (Soulless) Stoat jolts at the grinding sound and looks for a source.
  72. [17:09] (&Mr_Wilt) Nothing appears to be in the room. It's just a large, circular, empty room, crafted out of some sort of metal.
  73. [17:10] (Uncandescent) Terrance attempts to peer down the edge of the mirror to see below them, but it doesn't work. He guesses that their escape route has just been cut off.
  74. [17:10] (Fifthman) Cecil flips his headphones on and points the sonar array downward. Can he hear anything specific?
  75. [17:10] ³ Scantron is now known as Scanchores
  76. [17:10] (Lord_Vol) Danzig shakes his head.
  77. [17:10] (&Mr_Wilt) Some sort of grinding, presumably from gears.
  78. [17:11] (%Sequence) Alissa pats Cameron's back slightly, glancing out the window.
  79. [17:11] (Fifthman) "Sounds like... gears? Machinery?" Cecil keeps listening.
  80. [17:11] (&Mr_Wilt) The sub suddenly starts rising up, before going back down with a slight, metallic thud.
  81. [17:12] (Fifthman) Cecil winces as the sub grinds against the walls. "Hey, someone get to the helm and try to keep us upright!"
  82. [17:12] (Soulless) Stoat heads up to try.
  83. [17:13] (NAC) Cameron grunts and grabs onto the side of his seat. "I can't drive a sub." He lets out, simply looking back at alissa for a moment. "You might want to strap in."
  84. [17:13] (%Sequence) "Already strapped in, Cameron. You?"
  85. [17:13] (&Mr_Wilt) To be clear, the sub isn't going back down the shaft.
  86. [17:13] (&Mr_Wilt) It rose, and then dropped back to its former position.
  87. [17:14] (Lord_Vol) Danzig winces. "Feels like we're being slammed on the ground like a child's toy."
  88. [17:14] (Fifthman) "Stoat, try to keep us from grinding against any more walls. I'm a detective, not an engineer, but this scraping /can't/ be good for the hull."
  89. [17:14] (Soulless) "...No guarantees."
  90. [17:14] ³ Scanchores is now known as Scantron
  91. [17:14] (&Mr_Wilt) The hull isn't grinding against any walls. It's perfectly balanced, and isn't moving.
  92. [17:15] (Soulless) Oh, well then.
  93. [17:16] (NAC) "So. Is that going to happen again?" Cameron grunts, looking out the window.
  94. [17:16] (Soulless) "..."
  95. [17:16] (%Sequence) "Probably not."
  96. [17:16] (Soulless) Stoat looks out at their surroundings.
  97. [17:16] (Lord_Vol) Danzig carresses the scabbard on his back. ~Don't let me down, family friend.~ He looks out the window.
  98. [17:16] (%Sequence) "Come on, let's go."
  99. [17:16] (&Mr_Wilt) Still just a big, metal room.
  100. [17:16] (Soulless) Stoat nods to Alissa.
  101. [17:17] (Soulless) She heads out first to scout.
  102. [17:17] (%Sequence) Alissa nods to Stoat.
  103. [17:17] (Fifthman) Cecil frowns. He unbuckles from his seat and follows Stoat out.
  104. [17:17] (Lord_Vol) Danzig unstraps himself and secures his pack. "Hope we get plenty of samples."
  105. [17:17] (Soulless) She stops as she opens the sub and looks outside.
  106. [17:17] (Soulless) She notice anything?
  107. [17:18] (&Mr_Wilt) Stoat's gonna need to hop down a bit of a ways. It looks like the pool of water has closed up, and now the sub is just resting on the metal floor.
  108. [17:18] (Soulless) "..."
  109. [17:18] ³ Soulless (~chatzilla@synIRC-D80A6F13.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has left #redpool
  110. [17:18] (Fifthman) "Hey, Danny. Don't bother. I collected scrapings and samples all the time when I started out."
  111. [17:18] ³ Soulless (~chatzilla@synIRC-D80A6F13.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #redpool
  112. [17:18] (Soulless) "No going back that way now."
  113. [17:18] (Soulless) She hops on out.
  114. [17:18] (Lord_Vol) He nods. "So just the shotgun on my back?"
  115. [17:18] (Fifthman) "Research is too busy analyzing animals and creatures and other potential skips to do soil samples."
  116. [17:19] (NAC) Cameron does the same as stoat, unstrapping and heading outside the sub.
  117. [17:19] (%Sequence) Alissa unstraps and follows Cameron, tensing up a bit more.
  118. [17:20] (&Mr_Wilt) The large, metal room seems to be illuminated, despite any signs of lights.
  119. [17:21] (Soulless) Stoat is cautious. Are there any doorways and whatnot?
  120. [17:21] (&Mr_Wilt) There aren't.
  121. [17:21] (&Mr_Wilt) Redact the light bit.
  122. [17:21] (Lord_Vol) Danzig takes the sample containers out of his pack and closes it back up. No need for unnecessary weight. He steps out, staying just a little behind Cameron.
  123. [17:21] (Soulless) "...Any ideas."
  124. [17:22] (&Mr_Wilt) As they all start hopping out, a whirring sound comes from up toward the ceiling.
  125. [17:23] (%Sequence) Alissa looks up and frowns.
  126. [17:23] (Fifthman) Cecil grabs half of Danzig's rigid containers. "You'll want a couple. Not too many, though. I like evidence bags myself..."
  127. [17:23] ³ Daedalize (Mibbit@synIRC-15CDF17A.pn.at.cox.net) has joined #redpool
  128. [17:23] ³ ChanServ sets mode: +ao Daedalize Daedalize
  129. [17:23] (Fifthman) Cecil looks up.
  130. [17:23] (&Mr_Wilt) A hole opens up in the ceiling, a small, metallic disk floating out of it.
  131. [17:23] (NAC) What does the disk look like?
  132. [17:24] (&Mr_Wilt) Kind of like a dinner plate.
  133. [17:24] (Lord_Vol) Danzig makes the sound of a theramin to Cecil quietly.
  134. [17:25] (&Mr_Wilt) The disk suddenly makes a loud click, as it begins to open up, expanding into a ring.
  135. [17:25] (&Mr_Wilt) The ring keeps growing and growing, until its the size of the entire room, the edges securely pressed against the walls.
  136. [17:25] (Fifthman) Cecil snaps a picture of the plate.
  137. [17:26] (NAC) Cameron sighs. "This is going to be a fun one."
  138. [17:26] ³ SoulSoul (~chatzilla@synIRC-D80A6F13.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #redpool
  139. [17:26] (Lord_Vol) "...I'm stumped."
  140. [17:26] (%Sequence) "What the fuck?"
  141. [17:26] ³ Soulless (~chatzilla@synIRC-D80A6F13.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
  142. [17:26] ³ SoulSoul is now known as Soulless
  143. [17:27] (Fifthman) "Hm." Cecil peers into the opening left behind.
  144. [17:27] (Fifthman) Is the opening still open?
  145. [17:27] (&Mr_Wilt) It isn't.
  146. [17:28] (Soulless) Stoat examines the ring closely. Is it expanding the walls in any manner?
  147. [17:28] (&Mr_Wilt) It isn't.
  148. [17:28] ³ Savage (Mibbit@synIRC-3548BAF6.resnet.cwu.edu) has left #redpool
  149. [17:28] (&Mr_Wilt) The massive open space within the ring is suddenly filled by a bright, red circle of light.
  150. [17:28] (Fifthman) Cecil frowns. "So... a disk? That turns into a ring, that turns into... gah!" Cecil shields his eyes from the light.
  151. [17:29] (Soulless) Stoat flinches and tries to peer into the light
  152. [17:29] (NAC) "Called it." Cameron mutters as he's momentarily blinded.
  153. [17:29] (%Sequence) Alissa hisses and looks down.
  154. [17:29] (Lord_Vol) Danzig puts on his shades.
  155. [17:29] (&Mr_Wilt) Slowly, the metal edge of the ring starts grinding against the wall as it slides slowly down the metal walls, the circle of light slowly lowering toward them.
  156. [17:30] (Fifthman) Cecil's eyes slowly adjust to the bright light. "Hey, anyone got anything we can toss into that forcefield? It might not actually fry us."
  157. [17:30] (%Sequence) "Oh christ." Alissa mutters, squinting up at the ring.
  158. [17:30] (Fifthman) "Danny, toss me one of your beakers."
  159. [17:31] (Soulless) "I got it."
  160. [17:31] (Soulless) Stoat chucks a knife into the ligjt.
  161. [17:31] (Soulless) 6df+8 chuckan
  162. [17:31] (Glacon) Soulless: chuckan: 8 (6df+8=+, -, 0, -, 0, +)
  163. [17:31] (Fifthman) "Okay, Stoat's got it." Cecil watches the knife sail into the field.
  164. [17:31] (&Mr_Wilt) The knife goes right through the light, before falling back down.
  165. [17:32] (NAC) Does the knife look like it's gonna land on anyone?
  166. [17:32] (Soulless) "Safe for inorganics."
  167. [17:32] (&Mr_Wilt) It doesn't.
  168. [17:32] (Lord_Vol) Danzig smiles. "I anticipated this."
  169. [17:32] (Fifthman) "Probably safe for us, then. Guess we sit and wait?"
  170. [17:32] (Soulless) Stoat picks it up as it falls.
  171. [17:32] (Lord_Vol) "Wait."
  172. [17:32] (&Mr_Wilt) The ring slowly continues down, the circle of light growing ever closer.
  173. [17:32] (Lord_Vol) Danzig pulls a fresh apple out of his pack and tosses it in.
  174. [17:33] (Soulless) Stoat tenses, rather put off by the whole thing.
  175. [17:33] (&Mr_Wilt) Roll Throwing.
  176. [17:33] (Lord_Vol) 6df+0 THROW THAT APPLE
  177. [17:33] (Glacon) Lord_Vol: THROW THAT APPLE: -1 (6df+0=0, -, -, +, -, +)
  178. [17:33] (&Mr_Wilt) Danzing's poor attempt at throwing the apple fails, as he ends up throwing it more horizontally than vertically.
  179. [17:33] (Soulless) Stoat catches it.
  180. [17:33] (Soulless) She then chucks it.
  181. [17:34] (Soulless) 6df+8 throwing to the light
  182. [17:34] (Glacon) Soulless: throwing to the light: 8 (6df+8=-, -, +, -, +, +)
  183. [17:34] (&Mr_Wilt) The apple goes through the light, and falls back down.
  184. [17:34] (Fifthman) "So yeah, sit and wait. In the meantime, picture time!"
  185. [17:34] (Fifthman) Cecil snaps pictures of the team.
  186. [17:34] (Soulless) "..."
  187. [17:34] (NAC) "..."
  188. [17:34] (&Mr_Wilt) The light finally reaches the team, slowly moving over them.
  189. [17:34] (Lord_Vol) Danzig puts bunny ears over Stoat's head.
  190. [17:34] (Soulless) She huffs at Cecil.
  191. [17:34] (&Mr_Wilt) Everybody, MDef.
  192. [17:35] (NAC) 6df+4 Cameron is tall so his brain is affected first
  193. [17:35] (Glacon) NAC: Cameron is tall so his brain is affected first: 4 (6df+4=+, 0, -, 0, +, -)
  194. [17:35] (Soulless) 6df+7 MDEF
  195. [17:35] (Glacon) Soulless: MDEF: 5 (6df+7=0, -, -, 0, +, -)
  196. [17:35] (Lord_Vol) 6df+5
  197. [17:35] (Glacon) Lord_Vol: 3 (6df+5=0, -, 0, -, +, -)
  198. [17:35] (Fifthman) Cecil's an excitement magnet. He autofails.
  199. [17:35] (Soulless) Stoat shoves Danzig aside.
  200. [17:35] (Soulless) "No."
  201. [17:35] (%Sequence) 6df+4 lol mdef
  202. [17:35] (Glacon) Sequence: lol mdef: 7 (6df+4=0, +, +, +, -, +)
  203. [17:36] (Uncandescent) Terrance has been there the whole time!
  204. [17:36] (Uncandescent) 6df+5 badgersbadgersbadgersbadgers
  205. [17:36] (Glacon) Uncandescent: badgersbadgersbadgersbadgers: 10 (6df+5=+, +, +, +, 0, +)
  206. [17:37] (&Mr_Wilt) Everybody hears a light ringing in their ears as the light passes over them, as their heads begin to feel a little fuzzy.
  207. [17:37] (&Mr_Wilt) Once the light fully scans over everybody, it disappears, as the ring grinds back up the walls.
  208. [17:38] (&Mr_Wilt) It returns to its same small, dish-like state, a red light glowing from the center of it.
  209. [17:38] (Lord_Vol) Danzig groans. "Goddamnit, I just took tylenol, does it say anything about not being molested by cryptic laserbeams after consumption?"
  210. [17:38] (%Sequence) Alissa holds onto Cameron's arm, rubbing her eyes and trying to keep her balance.
  211. [17:38] (Soulless) "..." She leans on a wall as her head clears.
  212. [17:38] (Fifthman) Cecil blinks. That was... /weird/.
  213. [17:38] (&Mr_Wilt) A feminine, synthetic-sounding voice suddenly booms through the room, echoing off the metal walls.
  214. [17:38] (Uncandescent) Terrance leans back against the sub to steady himself as the dizziness starts. He makes an effort to steel his mind and thwart any mental invasion attempts. He won't let it happen again...
  215. [17:38] (NAC) Cameron blinks and supports Alissa, looking up at the disk.
  216. [17:39] (&Mr_Wilt) "SCANNING COMPLETE. PLEASE HOLD FOR SIMULATION."
  217. [17:39] (%Sequence) "What the fuck...?"
  218. [17:39] (Fifthman) "Please hold for... wha?"
  219. [17:39] (Uncandescent) Terrance's eybrows raise a fraction.
  220. [17:39] (NAC) "Oh. Holodeck." Cameron mutters. "Like on star-trek."
  221. [17:39] (Soulless) "..." Stoat's eyes narrow.
  222. [17:40] (Lord_Vol) Danzig smiles. "So I get to beat some space-geek's high score?"
  223. [17:40] (Fifthman) "Oh wow! A holodeck! This is gonna be /awesome/!"
  224. [17:40] (Fifthman) Cecil bounces on the deck in excitement. "I want a phaser!"
  225. [17:40] (&Mr_Wilt) The disk flies up toward the ceiling, the same hole opening up.
  226. [17:40] (%Sequence) "Oh what the /fuck/ ?"
  227. [17:40] (Soulless) "...Cecil." The tone is warning.
  228. [17:40] (Fifthman) Cecil stops bouncing. "What?"
  229. [17:40] (Uncandescent) Terrance resists the urge to punch Cecil.
  230. [17:41] (&Mr_Wilt) It heads inside, the hole closing again, and a loud beep suddenly pierces the air, echoing off the walls.
  231. [17:41] (Fifthman) Cecil winces. "Loud! Too loud!"
  232. [17:41] (NAC) Cameron bites down on his lip and covers his ears with his hands.
  233. [17:41] (Uncandescent) Terrance covers his ears and looks about.
  234. [17:41] (Lord_Vol) Danzig winces, putting a finger in each ear.
  235. [17:42] (&Mr_Wilt) The walls start suddenly shifting, seeming to move and shift as they change appearance, as though they were television screens.
  236. [17:42] (Soulless) Stoat winces but doesn't cover her ears. She doesn't want to miss anything.
  237. [17:42] (&Mr_Wilt) An opening suddenly appears below the sub, pulling it in and closing just as quickly.
  238. [17:42] (Soulless) Stoat turns to the sub as it disappears.
  239. [17:42] (&Mr_Wilt) Similar openings appear all around them, objects suddenly shooting out of them and landing on the floor as the walls continue to morph.
  240. [17:43] (Soulless) "..." Her gaze reflects her unhappiness. She keeps track of what's shooting out.
  241. [17:43] (Fifthman) Cecil takes a picture of the shifting room.
  242. [17:43] (NAC) What sort of objects?
  243. [17:43] (Soulless) What objects are in fact shooting out? Are they at risk of being hit?
  244. [17:43] (%Sequence) "Oh fuck."
  245. [17:43] (Uncandescent) Terrance stumbles as there suddenly isn't a sub to lean against anymore.
  246. [17:44] (Lord_Vol) Danzig raises an eyebrow and ducks. "Might want to hug the floor!"
  247. [17:44] (&Mr_Wilt) Soon, they find themselves in the flight deck of the Enterprise.
  248. [17:44] (NAC) Cameron looks down at Danzig and blinks. "Why?"
  249. [17:44] (@Scantron) http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XNPD380IpBQ/S8aD87R0RSI/AAAAAAAAJnY/0PU3A7cYHJI/s1600/P269_6.jpg This.
  250. [17:44] (Soulless) "..."
  251. [17:44] (@Scantron) Random beeping sounds happen, like in the show.
  252. [17:44] (NAC) Cameron looks around, who's wearing a red shirt?
  253. [17:45] (@Scantron) No-one. It's empty aside from them
  254. [17:45] (Uncandescent) Terrance knows not what the fuck. He didn't watch much TV.
  255. [17:45] (Soulless) "...Are we in.. a tv show...?"
  256. [17:45] (Lord_Vol) Danzig looks around, once again feeling self conscious and gets up, dusting himself off.
  257. [17:45] (%Sequence) "What the-" Alissa's hand tightens on Cameron's arm, glaring around her.
  258. [17:45] (Uncandescent) Terrance goes over to a console and looks it over.
  259. [17:45] (Fifthman) Cecil gasps. He runs right to the captain's seat and sits in it. "Lissa, lissa, take a picture!" He hands her the camera.
  260. [17:45] (@Scantron) It's gibberish, Terrance. There were never any /real/ words on those consoles!
  261. [17:46] (Soulless) Stoat looks to Cecil. It's a hard warning.
  262. [17:46] (Uncandescent) Terrance nevertheless assumes it's in a foreign language.
  263. [17:46] (Fifthman) Cecil pouts. "But I wanna be captain!"
  264. [17:46] (%Sequence) Alissa takes the camera and fumbles with it a bit, scowling. "What the shit...?"
  265. [17:46] (Soulless) She looks to Terrance, approaching and seeing only gibberish. Can she look outside?
  266. [17:46] (@Scantron) Outside where?
  267. [17:46] (Fifthman) "Take a picture, 'Lissa! Pleeease?"
  268. [17:46] (NAC) "Just like on TV." he grunts, sitting next to Cecil. He's enjoying this. He's enjoying this very much.
  269. [17:47] (NAC) "Computer. Current star date." He says to the room.
  270. [17:47] (Lord_Vol) Danzig walks over to the turbo-lift and inspects it.
  271. [17:47] (%Sequence) Alissa tries to take a picture of Cecil and Cameron with the camera?
  272. [17:47] (@Scantron) "Four seven two dash three nine eight four."
  273. [17:48] (Fifthman) The camera's mostly self correcting! It clicks!
  274. [17:48] (Soulless) Outside a window.
  275. [17:48] (%Sequence) She jumps a little, nearly dropping the camera. "Jesus fuck!"
  276. [17:48] (Uncandescent) Terrance jumps slightly as that actually gets a response. "How... how did you know to do that?"
  277. [17:48] (Soulless) Are there windows?
  278. [17:48] (@Scantron) Just the view screen. It shows them flying past stars.
  279. [17:48] (Lord_Vol) Danzig smirks. "Computer, identify this vessel."
  280. [17:48] (NAC) "Computer, location of the crew?" Cameron nods, placing his hands together happily.
  281. [17:49] (NAC) He turns to Terrance. "Just like on the show."
  282. [17:49] (%Sequence) Alissa puts her hands on her hips and glares at Cameron. "Cameron, you know what's going on. Explain."
  283. [17:49] (@Scantron) It chirps at Danzig's command. "This is the Federation Starship USS Enterprise." And again at Cameron's. "The crew is located in ten-forward."
  284. [17:49] (Uncandescent) "What. Show." He says unamusedly.
  285. [17:49] (NAC) "StarTrek." He shrugs.
  286. [17:49] (Fifthman) Cecil bounces to Alissa. "Thank you thank you thank you!" He takes the camera back. "We're in /Star Trek/!"
  287. [17:49] (Uncandescent) The name sort of rings a bell.
  288. [17:49] (Fifthman) "We're on the Enterprise!"
  289. [17:49] (%Sequence) "Which one?"
  290. [17:50] (NAC) "The next generation."
  291. [17:50] (Fifthman) "The one with Patrick Stewart!"
  292. [17:50] (NAC) "Computer, location of Captain John Luc Piccard."
  293. [17:50] (%Sequence) *JEAN
  294. [17:50] (Uncandescent) Terrance makes his 'are you shitting me' face behind his gas mask.
  295. [17:50] (Soulless) "..."
  296. [17:50] (@Scantron) Chirp. "Jean Luc Picard is located in Ten-Forward."
  297. [17:50] (Fifthman) Cecil bounces with glee. "There's the tactical station..." He points. "There's the sensors station..."
  298. [17:50] (Soulless) Stoat looks displeased. "...This is a mission."
  299. [17:50] (%Sequence) Alissa's eyebrows are nearly in orbit. "Are you serious? We're in a fucking- what the fuck?"
  300. [17:50] (Fifthman) "There's the helm..."
  301. [17:50] (Fifthman) "Yeah I know isn't it awesome!?"
  302. [17:51] (Soulless) "This is a mission, not an amusement park."
  303. [17:51] (Soulless) "Don't let your guard down so easily."
  304. [17:51] (Fifthman) "But... but... Stoaaat! It's the /Enterprise/!"
  305. [17:51] (Uncandescent) Terrance grabs Cecil. "What was the objective on this... show."
  306. [17:51] (Soulless) "..."
  307. [17:51] (Fifthman) Cecil gasps. "It's continuing mission!"
  308. [17:51] (%Sequence) She crosses her arms, camera held awkwardly in one hand. "This is freaky shit."
  309. [17:51] (Fifthman) "To explore strange new worlds!"
  310. [17:51] (NAC) Cameron shrugs. "We're not actually in start-trek, but we are in a holo-deck." He states. "So lets go to the holodeck of this show and see how meta we can get." He monotones out.
  311. [17:51] (Soulless) Stoat gives Cecil a harsh look. Being sloppy would only result in deaths.
  312. [17:51] (Fifthman) "To seek out new life and new civilization!"
  313. [17:52] (Soulless) Cecil should know that.
  314. [17:52] (Lord_Vol) Danzig opens the turbo-lift. "After you."
  315. [17:52] (Fifthman) "And to boldly go where no man has gone before!"
  316. [17:52] (%Sequence) "What the fuck, Cecil?"
  317. [17:52] (Uncandescent) "We already do that."
  318. [17:52] (Fifthman) "Hey, Terrance asked for the Enterprise's mission!"
  319. [17:52] (Fifthman) "And now we get to do it on a /starship/!"
  320. [17:52] (@Scantron) The turbo-lift opens.
  321. [17:52] (Lord_Vol) Danzig rolls his eyes. "Has it ever changed after 5 years?"
  322. [17:53] (Uncandescent) Terrance lets Cecil go. "How do they operate the ship."
  323. [17:53] (Soulless) Stoat goes to the turbo-lift.
  324. [17:53] (Lord_Vol) He gets into the turbo-lift. "Turbo-lift, hold. Come on, guys."
  325. [17:53] (Uncandescent) Terrance doesn't know what a turbo-lift is and neither do I.
  326. [17:53] (Uncandescent) Description.
  327. [17:53] (%Sequence) "So this holo-deck thingie gave us a place like what we do anyway?"Alissa frowns. "Like, a metaphor?"
  328. [17:53] (@Scantron) Google it.
  329. [17:54] (Fifthman) "Probably! But we gotta /enjoy/ this. How many people can say they actually stepped aboard the /bridge/ of the /Enterprise/?" Cecil's absolutely bubbling now.
  330. [17:54] (Uncandescent) "It's an elevator. Stop calling it that."
  331. [17:55] (Fifthman) "And we're going to Ten Forward? When we /have the bridge/?"
  332. [17:55] (@Scantron) Is anyone not on the turbolift?
  333. [17:55] (NAC) "Cecil, don't you want to meet Data?" Cameron shrugs, walking into the Turbo-Lift.
  334. [17:55] (Lord_Vol) "Terrance, it won't respond if you call it an 'elevator'. Duh."
  335. [17:56] (%Sequence) "Who's Data?" Alissa follows Cameron.
  336. [17:56] (Uncandescent) Terrance narrows his eyes but says nothing. He marches forward semi-resignedly and steps onto the Turbo-Lift.
  337. [17:56] (NAC) "He's a robot." Cameron shrugs, as if that explains everything.
  338. [17:56] (Fifthman) Cecil sighs. "Fiiiine."
  339. [17:57] (Uncandescent) Eye twitch.
  340. [17:57] (Lord_Vol) Danzig shudders. ~Android...ANDROID.~
  341. [17:57] (Soulless) Stoat's waiting for everyone to get in so they can continue.
  342. [17:57] (Fifthman) Cecil floats back to earth. "We're going to Ten Forward!" He bounces to the turbolift.
  343. [17:57] (Lord_Vol) Danzig nods. "Turbo-lif, take us to ten-four."
  344. [17:58] (Lord_Vol) redact four, + Forward
  345. [17:58] (@Scantron) It chirps. The doors close, and they start descending. It's cramped in there.
  346. [17:58] (Uncandescent) "What is ten-forward?" He asks somewhat irritably.
  347. [17:58] (Fifthman) "It's the ship's bar."
  348. [17:58] (Uncandescent) "..."
  349. [17:58] (Lord_Vol) Danzig's eyes narrow and he grins. "The best goddamn bar in the galaxy."
  350. [17:58] (%Sequence) "Cameron, please." Alissa looks at Cameron. She looks helplessly confused, and a bit angry about it.
  351. [17:58] (Soulless) Stoat looks to everyone.
  352. [17:58] (Fifthman) Cecil gasps. "I'm... meeting Guinan!" And he frowns at Danzig's comment.
  353. [17:58] (Soulless) "..." She's somewhat upset that everyone's losing themselves.
  354. [17:59] (@Scantron) The turbolift comes to a sudden halt, and shakes around a bit. A bad-sounding chirp comes from the computer.
  355. [17:59] (%Sequence) "Oh for fuck's sake..."
  356. [17:59] (Soulless) Star Trek? Cool, but they're on a mission and it's important not to forget it. Letting your guard down has people killed.
  357. [17:59] (Uncandescent) Terrance decides to take this shit into his own hands. "Computer, what life forms are aboard this ship."
  358. [17:59] (NAC) Cameron looks down at Alissa and blinks "What? Oh. Yes. We're on the set of StarTrek TNG. It's very popular."
  359. [17:59] (Uncandescent) It worked for Cam, so...
  360. [18:00] (@Scantron) The computer tries to say something but it's glitchy and incomprehensible.
  361. [18:00] (%Sequence) " /Thank/ you."
  362. [18:00] (Lord_Vol) Danzig looks visibly worried. "Renault to Geordie, turbo-lift 14's doors seem to be malfunctioning, can you do anything about it?"
  363. [18:00] (NAC) "Data is man that looks like a robot."
  364. [18:00] (Soulless) "...Does anyone know if they can fix."
  365. [18:00] (@Scantron) No response. An axe comes through the turbolift doors suddenly.
  366. [18:00] (Uncandescent) Terrance jumps back slightly.
  367. [18:00] (Soulless) Stoat jumps and gets her knives.
  368. [18:00] (@Scantron) And then quickly retreats.
  369. [18:00] (Uncandescent) His pistol is out in a heartbeat.
  370. [18:00] (Lord_Vol) Danzig unholsters his shotgun and points it at the axe.
  371. [18:00] (Soulless) Is the elevator open now?
  372. [18:01] (Fifthman) Cecil squeezes away from the axe blade. He was the last one in the lift, after all. "Sweet fortune, what was that?"
  373. [18:01] (NAC) Cameron pushes every one to the back of the turbo lift.
  374. [18:01] (@Scantron) Nope.
  375. [18:01] (NAC) redact everyone
  376. [18:01] (NAC) Danzig and Alissa
  377. [18:01] (Uncandescent) Terrance peers through the hole.
  378. [18:01] (Soulless) "..." Stoat similarly peeks.
  379. [18:01] (@Scantron) IThe axe hits the door again at the same spot. Pdef, Terrance.
  380. [18:01] (Uncandescent) He isn't right up against it!
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  382. [18:02] (%Sequence) Alissa presses back away from the door!
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  384. [18:02] (@Scantron) Oh. Then it just hits the door again, making a slightly bigger hole. It retreats right away.
  385. [18:02] (%Sequence) "What the shit?!"
  386. [18:02] (Soulless) Stoat begins to move away. "Back up, those who can take hits, move forward."
  387. [18:03] (NAC) "Computer, end simulation." Cameron calls out. He has no idea if that would work but fuck it he's going to try anyways.
  388. [18:03] (NAC) Cameron looks at stoat and sighs, edging forward, closer to the axe chopping maniac.
  389. [18:03] (@Scantron) There's only so much room in the turbolift. Two people will have to be near the doors.No response from the computer. Th
  390. [18:03] (Soulless) Stoat's near the doors.
  391. [18:03] (Soulless) She can take a hit.
  392. [18:03] (Fifthman) Cecil's sitting behind Cameron.
  393. [18:03] (Fifthman) Or, standing behind Cameron.
  394. [18:04] (NAC) Cameron's nearest to the doors with stoat then.
  395. [18:04] (Uncandescent) Terrance is kinda wedged near the front.
  396. [18:04] (Uncandescent) He moves back behind Cam.
  397. [18:04] (&Mr_Wilt) A loud beep, similar to the one they heard before the simulation, echoes as though it did off the large, metallic walls of the massive room.
  398. [18:04] (&Mr_Wilt) For a moment, everything falters and wavers, and you can see through all of the walls and into the same, metal room.
  399. [18:04] (&Mr_Wilt) And then, just as suddenly, everything comes back into view, solid again.
  400. [18:05] (%Sequence) "Ooooh christ..."
  401. [18:05] (Lord_Vol) Danzig squints. "Everyone else see that?"
  402. [18:05] (NAC) "I wonder why they're not using lasers. They have that in this show." Cameron mutters, looking at the hole when it reappears. "It also seems like this is unstable."
  403. [18:05] (@Scantron) The axe comes in again. The hole it leaves big enough for the head that comes through after: http://assets.rollingstone.com/assets/images/artists/304x304/elvis-presley.jpg Elvis Presley.
  404. [18:05] (@Scantron) "HEEEEERE'S PRESLEY!"
  405. [18:05] (Fifthman) Cecil blinks. "The simulation flickered for a bit."
  406. [18:05] (%Sequence) "What the fuck?!"
  407. [18:05] (Soulless) "...We need to end this simulation."
  408. [18:06] (Uncandescent) Terrance is startled into inaction.
  409. [18:06] (NAC) Cameron grabs Elvis's head and slams it against the side of the wall.
  410. [18:06] (Fifthman) He shrinks away from the door as everyone else inevitably shoots into the hole.
  411. [18:06] (NAC) "No."
  412. [18:06] (@Scantron) Melee, Cameron.
  413. [18:06] (Soulless) Stoat aims her knives.
  414. [18:06] (NAC) 6df+7 You're corrupting our youth.
  415. [18:06] (Glacon) NAC: You're corrupting our youth.: 5 (6df+7=+, -, -, 0, -, 0)
  416. [18:06] (Soulless) 6df+8 aiming maneuver to throwing
  417. [18:06] (Glacon) Soulless: aiming maneuver to throwing: 11 (6df+8=+, +, +, -, 0, +)
  418. [18:07] (@Scantron) 6df+8 hehehe vs. Cameron
  419. [18:07] (Glacon) Scantron: hehehe vs. Cameron: 10 (6df+8=0, 0, +, 0, +, 0)
  420. [18:07] (@Scantron) Anyone else gonna act?
  421. [18:07] (Lord_Vol) Danzig points his shotgun at Elvis' face and fires.
  422. [18:07] (%Sequence) Not Alissa!
  423. [18:07] (@Scantron) Ranged, Danzig.
  424. [18:07] (Lord_Vol) 6df+8
  425. [18:07] (Glacon) Lord_Vol: 5 (6df+8=-, 0, 0, -, -, 0)
  426. [18:07] (@Scantron) 6df+8 lol
  427. [18:07] (Glacon) Scantron: lol: 8 (6df+8=0, -, -, 0, +, +)
  428. [18:08] (Uncandescent) Terrance backs against a wall, more concerned with their near-escape than with the sudden homicidal singer. "Computer, emergency simulation shutdown." He said.
  429. [18:08] (&Mr_Wilt) Everything suddenly stops again, the Elvis head staying in place.
  430. [18:08] (&Mr_Wilt) It wavers once again, and comes back into view quicker than the last time.
  431. [18:09] (@Scantron) Elvis's head retreats from the hole before the shotgun or Cameron's hand can hurt it.
  432. [18:09] (Soulless) "...We need to shut down the hologram."
  433. [18:09] (Soulless) She checks to see if anyone agrees.
  434. [18:09] ³ Mr_Wilt sets mode: +m
  435. [18:09] (&Mr_Wilt) PAUSE.
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  437. [18:17] (&Mr_Wilt) UNPASE
  438. [18:17] ³ Mr_Wilt sets mode: -m
  439. [18:17] (Uncandescent) "No shit." Terrance says in Stoat's general direction in his same neutral tone.
  440. [18:18] (Uncandescent) "Computer, eliminate hostile." Terrance says, trying a different tact.
  441. [18:18] (Fifthman) "We'll have to get out first, though. Think the turbolift is as fragile as the actual set?" Cecil knocks on the turbolift wall.
  442. [18:19] (&Mr_Wilt) Everything is quiet, save the for occasional beep from outside the turbolift.
  443. [18:19] (&Mr_Wilt) The turbolift wall appears to be metal, Cecil.
  444. [18:19] (Fifthman) "I guess we're busting out the front."
  445. [18:19] (Soulless) "Okay let's get out of the elevator."
  446. [18:19] (%Sequence) "Fucking..."
  447. [18:19] (Soulless) Does the elevator look like it can be bashed?
  448. [18:19] (Uncandescent) Terrance scans the ceiling and floors. Does he see any openings?
  449. [18:20] (Lord_Vol) Danzig nudges Cameron.
  450. [18:20] (&Mr_Wilt) It does not, and Terrance cannot.
  451. [18:20] (Lord_Vol) "Can't you just muscle your way through that?"
  452. [18:20] (Soulless) "Doesn't look like it."
  453. [18:21] (Lord_Vol) He frowns. "It was worth a try."
  454. [18:21] (&Mr_Wilt) Suddenly, you hear the warcry of Elvis from behind the doors. Those looking through the hole can see Elvis pitching up for another swing.
  455. [18:21] (Uncandescent) Terrance muscles his way to the front. He awkwardly maneuvers his sniper rifle off of his back and uses the scope to stare through the hole.
  456. [18:21] (Fifthman) Cecil pulls out his revolver and takes aim. "So the only way out is up front?"
  457. [18:21] (Uncandescent) Redact
  458. [18:21] (Uncandescent) unredact
  459. [18:21] (Fifthman) 6df+9 Cecil maneuvers to aim!
  460. [18:21] (Glacon) Fifthman: Cecil maneuvers to aim!: 4 (6df+9=-, 0, -, -, -, -)
  461. [18:21] (Uncandescent) Terrance, seeing this, fires without hesitation.
  462. [18:22] (Uncandescent) 6df+6 I'm shooting through a hole, so, how inaccurate could I be?
  463. [18:22] (Glacon) Uncandescent: I'm shooting through a hole, so, how inaccurate could I be?: 7 (6df+6=0, 0, +, 0, 0, 0)
  464. [18:22] (&Mr_Wilt) The shot rings out!
  465. [18:23] (&Mr_Wilt) And suddenly, everything wavers, the objects becoming transparent.
  466. [18:23] (&Mr_Wilt) The shot goes through the swinging Elvis.
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  468. [18:23] (Uncandescent) ~Not good.~
  469. [18:23] (%Sequence) "What the-" Alissa presses herself backwards!
  470. [18:24] (&Mr_Wilt) The walls start shifting around again, as a hole opens up under Elvis, causing him to drop through.
  471. [18:24] (&Mr_Wilt) The walls of the turbolift expand and shift colors and textures, as more objects shoot in and out of the metal floor.
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  473. [18:24] ³ ChanServ sets mode: +ao Daedalize Daedalize
  474. [18:24] (Uncandescent) ~Or very good.~
  475. [18:24] (NAC) "Well fuck." Cameron exclaims, moving away from the group to get some personal space.
  476. [18:25] (Uncandescent) Terrance pulls back, squishing into the others as he gets his rifle ready.
  477. [18:25] (%Sequence) Alissa is squished between Terrance and someone else.
  478. [18:25] (Fifthman) Cecil breathes a sigh of relief. "Okay. No more axe murdering Elvis." He squishes in behind Cameron and Alissa. "What do you think's next?"
  479. [18:26] (%Sequence) Alissa is squished between Terrance and Cecil, then.
  480. [18:26] (NAC) Cameron walked away from the group to get personal space Cecil.
  481. [18:26] (&Mr_Wilt) Tables start popping up out of the floor as it takes on a linoleum, chessboard color.
  482. [18:26] (NAC) He's like a good few meters away, now that the turbo lift is gone.
  483. [18:26] (&Mr_Wilt) People in chairs start popping up, surrounding the table. Then large tables of food, and more people.
  484. [18:27] (&Mr_Wilt) They find themselves in some sort of buffet, with people moving about, grabbing food and returning to tables.
  485. [18:27] (Lord_Vol) Danzig grins. "Good timing, I was starving."
  486. [18:28] (&Mr_Wilt) Suddenly, the sound of gunfire fills the air.
  487. [18:28] (%Sequence) "Don't eat things here, you don't know where they've been." Alissa says, completely seriously and absently.
  488. [18:28] (Uncandescent) Terrance feels slightly out of place. Is anyone giving them strange looks on account of the weaponry?
  489. [18:28] (&Mr_Wilt) People start appearing behind tables, dressed in army garb, holding rifles. Large trees start growing out of food plates on the tables as the room seems to expand, growing massive.
  490. [18:29] (NAC) "Fuck. 'Nam." Cameron grunts, throwing himself to the floor to duck under the hailstorm of lead.
  491. [18:30] (Fifthman) Cecil searches for a place to hide.
  492. [18:30] (&Mr_Wilt) "Gooks over by the salad bar!" Shots start firing off from behind a table further down, back at the apparent soldiers.
  493. [18:30] (%Sequence) Alissa crouches by Cameron, just... utterly confused.
  494. [18:30] (Uncandescent) Terrance ducks down as well, not really sure who to start shooting at and even less sure if it matters.
  495. [18:30] (Lord_Vol) Danzig follows Cameron's example and ducks behind a table.
  496. [18:31] (&Mr_Wilt) Cecil finds a table to hide behind.
  497. [18:31] (NAC) "We aint Gooks!" Cameron calls out. "U.S.A."
  498. [18:31] (Uncandescent) "Shut it." Terrance growls back at Cam.
  499. [18:32] (%Sequence) "What the fuck, Cam? Did you seriously just fucking say that?"
  500. [18:32] (%Sequence) Alissa looks appalled.
  501. [18:33] (&Mr_Wilt) More trees start rising up from out of plates, as the two groups continue to fire at each other.
  502. [18:33] (Fifthman) Cecil peeks up past cover to see what's shooting at them.
  503. [18:33] (&Mr_Wilt) The people eating seem to be utterly oblivious to the shooting.
  504. [18:33] (&Mr_Wilt) Cecil, PDef!
  505. [18:33] (Fifthman) 6df+6 Oh crap!
  506. [18:33] (Glacon) Fifthman: Oh crap!: 7 (6df+6=+, +, 0, 0, 0, -)
  507. [18:34] (NAC) Cameron looks down. "This place is fucked up." he says, looking at Alissa. "I'll go for virtual racism over being shot."
  508. [18:34] (&Mr_Wilt) A shot passes by Cecil's head, coming from further down by the salad bar.
  509. [18:34] (Uncandescent) Terrance crawls over behind a table, not even giving a shit anymore. Besides, they'll just shoot each other.
  510. [18:34] (Uncandescent) This porblem will take care of itself.
  511. [18:34] (%Sequence) She still looks more than a little uncomfortable, but shrugs. "Fine, whatever..."
  512. [18:35] (Fifthman) Cecil ducks as the shot whizzes past his head. "Cammy, where are we?"
  513. [18:35] (Lord_Vol) Danzig nods.
  514. [18:35] (Lord_Vol) "I thought this looked right. We're in Vietnam...somewhere."
  515. [18:35] (NAC) "We're in the Vietnam war, ever see a documentary?" Cameron grunts. "No idea about the buffet... but this place seems to be very jungly and violent."
  516. [18:36] (&Mr_Wilt) The shots suddenly stop, as the people further down by the salad bar start shouting what seems like Vietnamese.
  517. [18:36] (&Mr_Wilt) They retreat further down the huge buffet room, trees popping up behind them.
  518. [18:36] (NAC) "Also they're shouting what sounds to be Vietnamese."
  519. [18:36] (%Sequence) "God this place is just fucking insane."
  520. [18:36] (Uncandescent) Terrance peeks up to see the things you just described.
  521. [18:37] (Fifthman) Cecil looks in the opposite direction of the Vietnamese soldiers. What are they running from?
  522. [18:37] (Uncandescent) "We lost the Vietnam War." Terrance says grimly.
  523. [18:37] (&Mr_Wilt) The men dressed in army garb, who appear to still be ducking down by a nearby food line.
  524. [18:38] (&Mr_Wilt) One of the men look over at the Poolboys. "Hey! Get over here!"
  525. [18:38] (%Sequence) "The Foundation was in that war?"
  526. [18:38] (Soulless) Stoat heads over.
  527. [18:38] (Fifthman) Cecil runs over.
  528. [18:38] (Lord_Vol) Danzig crawls over, rolling from table to table.
  529. [18:38] (Uncandescent) Terrance reluctantly heads over.
  530. [18:38] (NAC) Cameron stands up and heads over, looking left and right for pungee pits and traps.
  531. [18:39] (&Mr_Wilt) "Who are you?" One of the men looks over the food line.
  532. [18:40] (Uncandescent) Terrance crawls. Fuck standing on a battelfield.
  533. [18:40] (%Sequence) Alissa follows Cameron.
  534. [18:40] (Soulless) "..."
  535. [18:40] (Soulless) What should they say.
  536. [18:40] (Fifthman) Cecil speaks up. "We're with the CIA. Special Activities Division!"
  537. [18:40] (NAC) Cameron grunts, look at the man who spoke. "What's the situation, men?"
  538. [18:41] (Uncandescent) "Reinforcements." He says with a straight face.
  539. [18:41] (Lord_Vol) Danzig says nothing and reloads his shotgun.
  540. [18:41] (Soulless) Stoat motions to Cameron, as if to suggest she has the same question.
  541. [18:42] (&Mr_Wilt) "We're pinned down, gooks everywhere. Our whole battalion has been wiped out, and we're the only ones left."
  542. [18:43] (NAC) "Any wounded?" Cameron asks, looking at the man that seems to be in charge.
  543. [18:43] (Soulless) "...Got it."
  544. [18:43] (&Mr_Wilt) "No, luckily."
  545. [18:43] (Soulless) "I'll look for where they are and our surroundings."
  546. [18:43] (Fifthman) Cecil examines his uniform for a rank.
  547. [18:43] (Soulless) Can Stoat attempt sneaking around to find the other guys?
  548. [18:43] (&Mr_Wilt) A woman walks over to a buffet line, ignoring the tree which is suddenly rising out of the mashed potatoes.
  549. [18:44] (Soulless) Err, the 'gooks'?
  550. [18:44] (Lord_Vol) Danzig swallows hard. ~That's morbid.~
  551. [18:45] (&Mr_Wilt) He appears to be a Lieutenant, Cecil.
  552. [18:45] (Uncandescent) Terrance wonders to what extent he should care about this. There's no sign it'll actually impact their situation, but it's not like there's anything else to do. Unless... he could make the system glitch...
  553. [18:45] (&Mr_Wilt) Stoat can try.
  554. [18:45] (Fifthman) "Lieutenant, do you have any idea why they just ran?"
  555. [18:45] (Soulless) 6df+12 Tagging Specialized, this is something she knows how to do
  556. [18:45] (Glacon) Soulless: Tagging Specialized, this is something she knows how to do: 13 (6df+12=+, 0, -, +, +, -)
  557. [18:45] (%Sequence) Alissa just sits there and feels confused and helpless, and thus, angry.
  558. [18:45] (Uncandescent) Terrance points to one of the oblivious diners. "What's their unit."
  559. [18:46] (&Mr_Wilt) The Lieutenant shakes his head. "To get reinforcements, probably."
  560. [18:46] (&Mr_Wilt) Another soldier looks at where Terrance is pointing. "Who?"
  561. [18:47] (Lord_Vol) Danzig picks up a small rock and walks over to the bowl of mashed potatoes. He drops it in.
  562. [18:47] (Uncandescent) "Her." He says, continuing to point but having an idea of where this is going.
  563. [18:47] (Soulless) Can Stoat sneak on out?
  564. [18:47] (&Mr_Wilt) It falls into the mashed potatoes, the roots quickly growing over it.
  565. [18:47] (&Mr_Wilt) Stoat can.
  566. [18:47] (&Mr_Wilt) The man continues looking at where Terrance is pointing. "You must be seein' shadows. Been out in the sun too long?"
  567. [18:47] (Soulless) Stoat scouts. Can she find the guys shooting at them?
  568. [18:48] (NAC) "Lieutenant, what's your objective?"
  569. [18:48] (Lord_Vol) Danzig squints at the roots. "Cecil, you should see this."
  570. [18:48] (&Mr_Wilt) They have already stopped shooting, and you clearly saw them run further down where the big cluster of trees appeared.
  571. [18:48] (Fifthman) "Danny? What's up?"
  572. [18:49] (Uncandescent) Alright. He can play this game. Terrance stops pointing and grabs a pie from the dinner table. He walks over to one of the minor soldiers and smacks the pie right into his face.
  573. [18:49] (Soulless) Is there a way that a group can sneak up and ambush them?
  574. [18:49] (&Mr_Wilt) "We were just preforming recon, when we got pinned down by fire. Now we don't know which way is back to base."
  575. [18:49] (%Sequence) Alissa stifles a snort. What the fuck, Terrance?
  576. [18:49] (Lord_Vol) He points at the mass of roots where the rock used to be. "I'm not an expert on tuber culinary disciplines but...do mashed potatoes usually grow roots?"
  577. [18:50] (&Mr_Wilt) The pie goes right in his face. "Agh, what the fuck?" Terrance, Pdef.
  578. [18:50] (Fifthman) "It's a glitch in the system, probably."
  579. [18:51] (Fifthman) Cecil takes a picture of the glitch.
  580. [18:51] (Uncandescent) 6df+5 So now, you'll glitch due to the intersecting realities and the hologram will fracture. Right?
  581. [18:51] (Glacon) Uncandescent: So now, you'll glitch due to the intersecting realities and the hologram will fracture. Right?: 4 (6df+5=+, -, 0, -, +, -)
  582. [18:51] (&Mr_Wilt) 6df+5
  583. [18:51] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: 6 (6df+5=-, +, 0, 0, +, 0)
  584. [18:51] (&Mr_Wilt) Terrance takes a punch to the balls. Man, that hurts.
  585. [18:51] (&Mr_Wilt) "You just shoved shit in my face!"
  586. [18:51] (&Mr_Wilt) The other soldiers snicker at the soldier with pie on his face.
  587. [18:51] (NAC) "... Shit?"
  588. [18:52] (&Mr_Wilt) The soldier wipes the pie off his face. "Asshole."
  589. [18:52] (Uncandescent) Terrance's mind goes white for a long moment as he leans over, a tear in his eye.
  590. [18:52] (%Sequence) Alissa's making some strangled noises as she tries to hold back laughterl
  591. [18:52] (Soulless) Stoat scouts. Can she find the guys shooting at them?
  592. [18:52] (Soulless) errr
  593. [18:53] (Soulless) Can she get a group to sneak up to them?
  594. [18:53] (&Mr_Wilt) She cannot. They're probably too far by now, and there's only the one group.
  595. [18:53] (Lord_Vol) Danzig turns and sees Alissa's expression "What just happened?"
  596. [18:54] (Fifthman) Cecil takes a picture of Terrance clutching his balls.
  597. [18:54] (%Sequence) "Terrance just shoved pie in the man's face and he got punched in the balls!"
  598. [18:54] (&Mr_Wilt) A full grown tree has now fully engulfed the mashed potatoes and much of the buffet table.
  599. [18:54] (Soulless) She heads back. "...Found where they are, no way to get to them. What're we-" She watches Terrance clutchign his balls, Alissa trying to hold back laughter, and a man with pie on his face.
  600. [18:54] (Uncandescent) Terrance hobbles away a little, taking a moment to let the incredible pain fade. He gives Cecil a look so cold the camera threatens to freeze solid. Too bad it's stuck behind an unemptive gas mask.
  601. [18:54] (NAC) Cameron walks up to the man with pie on his face and drags a finger through what he assumes to be custard. "Soldier, what does this look like to you?"
  602. [18:55] (&Mr_Wilt) "Like shit. Are you fuckin' dumb?"
  603. [18:55] (Soulless) "..."
  604. [18:55] (Soulless) "What's the plan."
  605. [18:55] (&Mr_Wilt) Another soldier shakes his head. "How long were you guys out there? The sun really got to y'all."
  606. [18:56] (Lord_Vol) Danzig smiles. "I think we're seeing two 'programs' at once."
  607. [18:56] (Uncandescent) Terrance stands up to his full height with a low groan, noting the extreme extent that that did not work.
  608. [18:56] (Soulless) "I was out scouting. Can I have a report on what we're trying to do now."
  609. [18:56] (NAC) Cameron nods and flicks the custard to the ground. "Right. This hologram is fucked up too." He announces.
  610. [18:57] (Lord_Vol) Danzig has an epiphany.
  611. [18:57] (Soulless) She looks to Cameron. "So let's find the source."
  612. [18:57] (Uncandescent) "We go after the insurgents." Terrance says.
  613. [18:57] (&Mr_Wilt) "The fuck is a 'hologram?'" Another soldier nudges the guy. "It's obviously a squad tactic, dipshit."
  614. [18:57] (%Sequence) Alissa manages to control her laughter. "I'm with Cameron."
  615. [18:58] (Lord_Vol) "You know when you're watching tv with shitty reception, and two channels can be seen at the same time?"
  616. [18:58] (&Mr_Wilt) The Lieutenant looks to Stoat. "Well, s'probably a good idea to go after those gooks. If we die out here, at least we'll have done something worth while."
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  618. [18:58] (NAC) Cameron nods at stoat for a moment before looking down at Danzig, brow raised.
  619. [18:58] (&Mr_Wilt) The soldier looks at Danzig, dumbfounded.
  620. [18:59] (Soulless) "...What do we have to tell us that we're not chasing them into an ambush." Stoat says this to the Lireutenant
  621. [18:59] (&Mr_Wilt) "Nothin', but it's all we got."
  622. [19:00] (Lord_Vol) "I think we're experiencing that same effect right now. Somehow, we've made it into Channel Z or something like it. How do you usually fix a tv with bad reception?"
  623. [19:00] (Soulless) "Is there a base camp or something we can get to."
  624. [19:00] (Fifthman) "Percussive maintenance?"
  625. [19:01] (&Mr_Wilt) "We're lost, little lady."
  626. [19:01] (&Mr_Wilt) The soldier stares at Danzig, then nudges the Lieutenant. "These guys are off their clock, Lieutenant."
  627. [19:01] (Soulless) "...I see."
  628. [19:02] (Soulless) "Okay Poolboys." She tries to get everyone's attention. "We all agree we need to break this hologram, yes or no"
  629. [19:02] (Uncandescent) Terrance takes a few deep breathes. He was //not// going to play this game. For all he knew, this could be an endless stream of simulations that goes on until it materializes one that they can't handle. Like the Andromeda Strain. Terrance decides to try and materialize something. He focuses on a patch of ground a few feet away and tries to make...
  630. [19:02] (Uncandescent) ...a laser gun appear with his mind.
  631. [19:03] (&Mr_Wilt) Nothing happens, Terrance.
  632. [19:03] (%Sequence) "Yup."
  633. [19:03] (&Mr_Wilt) One of the soldiers stares at Stoat as she talks to the PBs. "Why do you want to break your formation?" "I just said it's a tactic, dipshit."
  634. [19:03] (Uncandescent) Terrance looks to Stoat. "Agreed."
  635. [19:03] (Lord_Vol) "Terrance, you do machines, right? What do you suggest?"
  636. [19:04] (&Mr_Wilt) Suddenly, everything freezes, and starts wavering.
  637. [19:04] (&Mr_Wilt) You can see through everything, into the large, metal room.
  638. [19:04] (Uncandescent) "This is a bit beyond me. If I--"
  639. [19:05] (&Mr_Wilt) Slots start opening up in the walls, and out come a series of massive, metal cannons, aiming at the Poolboys.
  640. [19:05] (%Sequence) "Oh /hell/ no."
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  643. [19:05] (&Mr_Wilt) More and more slots open up as more cannons appear, aiming at the Poolboys.
  644. [19:05] (Soulless) "..."
  645. [19:05] (Uncandescent) Wide eyes. "Computer, abort."
  646. [19:05] (&Mr_Wilt) Static shrieks through the metal room as a muffled voice comes on.
  647. [19:05] (&Mr_Wilt) "STOP TRYING TO BREAK THE SIMULATION!"
  648. [19:06] (%Sequence) "Fuck you!"
  649. [19:06] (Uncandescent) Terrance looks up and around, trying to find the source of a voice. "Then let us out." He calls, startled by this new development but not showing it.
  650. [19:06] (Fifthman) Cecil's eyes widen.
  651. [19:07] (Fifthman) He looks around. Nothing but guns. That's definitely a first.
  652. [19:07] (Soulless) Stoat looks around for a place to get out. She motions to Terrance.
  653. [19:07] (&Mr_Wilt) "NO! YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY ALONG AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!" The voice is male, but rather high pitched and squeaky .
  654. [19:07] (&Mr_Wilt) "AND YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY ALONG OR I AM GOING TO /KILL YOU ALL/!" A red light starts shining from inside each of the cannons.
  655. [19:07] (Uncandescent) Terrance motions for Stoat to hold still. Those are a lot of fucking cannons.
  656. [19:07] (Soulless) Stoat does hold still.
  657. [19:08] (&Mr_Wilt) At this point, all of the walls, as well as the ceiling, is completely covered in massive, glowing cannons.
  658. [19:08] (Soulless) "...What's your definition of playing along."
  659. [19:08] (Uncandescent) "For how long." Terrance says, not letting his fear make his voice waver.
  660. [19:08] (Fifthman) Cecil keeps glancing around.
  661. [19:08] (Lord_Vol) Danzig grimmaces and glares at the cieling. "Then give us something more challenging, or are you not willing to do that from behind your curtain?"
  662. [19:08] (&Mr_Wilt) "FOR AS LONG AS I WANT YOU TO!"
  663. [19:08] (Uncandescent) Terrance glares at Danzig //so// fucking hard.
  664. [19:08] (Soulless) "..."
  665. [19:09] (&Mr_Wilt) "YOU WANT MORE CHALLENGING? /YOU WANT MORE CHALLENGING/?"
  666. [19:09] (Soulless) "..."
  667. [19:09] (Uncandescent) "No, no, this is fine."
  668. [19:09] (Lord_Vol) Danzig shakes his head. "Relax, I know what I'm doing."
  669. [19:09] (Fifthman) "No, actually, this is too hard! Can we do something else?"
  670. [19:09] (Lord_Vol) ~I think.~
  671. [19:09] (%Sequence) "Fucking hell..." Alissa scowls at the walls.
  672. [19:09] (&Mr_Wilt) "FINE."
  673. [19:09] (&Mr_Wilt) "BUT YOU BETTER PLAY ALONG. /OR ELSE/."
  674. [19:09] (Soulless) Stoat begins to whisper quietly. "...can you hear me?" She's testing the volume of how well it can pick up.
  675. [19:09] (&Mr_Wilt) The wavering image of the buffet and the soldiers disappear.
  676. [19:10] (&Mr_Wilt) "YES I CAN HEAR YOU."
  677. [19:10] (Soulless) She says it again even quieter.
  678. [19:10] (&Mr_Wilt) The walls start moving around again, the images displaying along the walls and floor changing as more objects disappear and reappear.
  679. [19:10] (Lord_Vol) Danzig types out a text to Terrance. {I have the feeling that as long as we play along, no matter how hard it is, it won't kill us.}
  680. [19:11] (&Mr_Wilt) "STOP TRYING TO SEE IF YOU CAN GET PAST MY MICROPHONE."
  681. [19:11] (Soulless) "..."
  682. [19:11] (&Mr_Wilt) Danzig's PDA doesn't send the message. Instead, it receives a text. {STOP IT OR I'LL SHOOT YOU.}
  683. [19:11] (Uncandescent) Terrance's PDA is at home anyhow.
  684. [19:11] (&Mr_Wilt) Suddenly, they find themselves back in the turoblift of the Enterprize. The same axe holes in the door are evident.
  685. [19:12] (%Sequence) Alissa draws closer to Cameron.
  686. [19:12] (&Mr_Wilt) "GET BACK TO THIS ONE!"
  687. [19:12] (%Sequence) Fuuuuuck this.
  688. [19:12] (Fifthman) Cecil keeps glancing around as the room shifts around them.
  689. [19:12] (&Mr_Wilt) "AND /PLAY ALONG/."
  690. [19:12] (Lord_Vol) Danzig rolls his eyes. "Alright, fine. I'll play your game. But we get to leave if we win."
  691. [19:12] (Fifthman) Are the axe holes big enough to see what's past the turbolift doors?
  692. [19:12] (Soulless) Stoat mentally notes to keep an eye out for things to infiltrate to the voice. Possibly that being the source, if they eliminate it..
  693. [19:12] (Uncandescent) Terrance lets no emotion show on his face. He can give a show with the best of them.
  694. [19:12] (@Scantron) Yep.
  695. [19:12] ³ padri|afk is now known as padri
  696. [19:12] (Fifthman) Then what's past the doors?
  697. [19:13] (Fifthman) Cecil crouches down a safe distance away from the hole. He looks through it.
  698. [19:13] ³ Scantron is now known as ScanAFK
  699. [19:13] (Uncandescent) "Computer, state location and number of hostiles."
  700. [19:13] (%Sequence) "We don't even know the fucking /rules/." Alissa mutters.
  701. [19:13] ³ ScanAFK is now known as Scantron
  702. [19:14] (@Scantron) No answer, Terrance. Elvis reaches his hand in through the hole and tries to pry the doors open.
  703. [19:14] (Lord_Vol) Danzig shrugs. "Should be fairly obvious. Don't die."
  704. [19:14] (Uncandescent) "Let him. Then shoot."
  705. [19:15] (%Sequence) Alissa stares at the hand. Can she grab it and inject sedatives?
  706. [19:15] (Uncandescent) Referring to the door prying.
  707. [19:15] (@Scantron) The doors start to open. Elvis is mostly visible now, grinning and straining.
  708. [19:15] (Lord_Vol) Danzig readies his shotgun.
  709. [19:15] (Uncandescent) 6df+6 Terrance shoots for the man's grinning face as it appears through the opening in the doors.
  710. [19:15] (Glacon) Uncandescent: Terrance shoots for the man's grinning face as it appears through the opening in the doors.: 7 (6df+6=+, -, 0, +, +, -)
  711. [19:15] (Fifthman) Cecil pulls out his revolver to take aim.
  712. [19:16] (@Scantron) 6df+8
  713. [19:16] (Glacon) Scantron: 11 (6df+8=0, +, +, 0, +, 0)
  714. [19:16] (Fifthman) 6df+9 Maneuver to ranged
  715. [19:16] (Glacon) Fifthman: Maneuver to ranged: 9 (6df+9=-, 0, +, -, 0, +)
  716. [19:16] (Lord_Vol) 6df+8 Blow his face off
  717. [19:16] (Glacon) Lord_Vol: Blow his face off: 6 (6df+8=-, +, -, 0, 0, -)
  718. [19:16] (Soulless) 6df+8 Stoat throws her knives at his weapon, trying to force him to lose his grip on it.
  719. [19:16] (Glacon) Soulless: Stoat throws her knives at his weapon, trying to force him to lose his grip on it.: 7 (6df+8=0, -, 0, -, 0, +)
  720. [19:17] (@Scantron) 6df+8 against Danzig
  721. [19:17] (Glacon) Scantron: against Danzig: 10 (6df+8=+, -, -, +, +, +)
  722. [19:17] (@Scantron) 6df+8 against Stoat's knives
  723. [19:17] (Glacon) Scantron: against Stoat's knives: 3 (6df+8=-, 0, -, -, -, -)
  724. [19:18] (@Scantron) Danzig and Terrance's shots miss, but Stoat's throws force Elvis to drop the axe. Jailhouse Rock starts playing over the speakers.
  725. [19:18] (@Scantron) Elvis manages to get the doors open. Who's closest?
  726. [19:19] (Fifthman) Cecil's using Cammy for cover.
  727. [19:19] (%Sequence) Alissa?
  728. [19:19] (Uncandescent) I'll say Terrance got up front to get a good shot.
  729. [19:19] (Soulless) Stoat' likely
  730. [19:19] (Soulless) She was originally by the door
  731. [19:19] (Uncandescent) True.
  732. [19:19] (@Scantron) Fine. Stoat, athletics.
  733. [19:20] (Soulless) 6df+8 athletics
  734. [19:20] (Glacon) Soulless: athletics: 8 (6df+8=+, -, 0, 0, 0, 0)
  735. [19:20] (@Scantron) 6df+6 hubbubba
  736. [19:20] (Glacon) Scantron: hubbubba: 4 (6df+6=-, -, -, -, +, +)
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  739. [19:20] (@Scantron) Elvis unsuccessfully attempts to pull Stoat out of the turbolift.
  740. [19:21] (%Sequence) Can Alissa move forward to grapple with Elvis?
  741. [19:21] (Fifthman) Cecil waits for a clear shot before shooting Elvis in the face.
  742. [19:21] (Soulless) Elvis isn't going to get his fallen axe?
  743. [19:21] (Fifthman) 6df+8 You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
  744. [19:21] (Glacon) Fifthman: You ain't nothin' but a hound dog: 9 (6df+8=0, 0, +, 0, -, +)
  745. [19:21] (NAC) How large is the axe hole?
  746. [19:21] (&Mr_Wilt) Elvis has already opened the door.
  747. [19:22] (Soulless) 6df+8 Stoat aims for Elvis now. Aiming maneuver to throwing.
  748. [19:22] (Glacon) Soulless: Stoat aims for Elvis now. Aiming maneuver to throwing.: 7 (6df+8=-, 0, -, +, 0, 0)
  749. [19:22] (Uncandescent) Terrance attempts to slip past Elvis and get out of the life. Sneak?
  750. [19:22] (Uncandescent) *lift
  751. [19:22] (Uncandescent) NOT LIFE
  752. [19:23] (@Scantron) Stoat has the maneuver. Elvis does not grab his axe. Alissa may roll to grapple. Elvis blocks the doorway, Terrance. Cecil, is that aiming or shooting with aim?
  753. [19:23] (%Sequence) 6df+7 Alissa moves forward to grappble, then!
  754. [19:23] (Glacon) Sequence: Alissa moves forward to grappble, then!: 10 (6df+7=0, +, 0, +, +, 0)
  755. [19:23] (Fifthman) Cecil's spending the maneuver to shoot.
  756. [19:24] (@Scantron) 6df+8 vs. Cecil
  757. [19:24] (Glacon) Scantron: vs. Cecil: 4 (6df+8=-, 0, 0, -, -, -)
  758. [19:24] (NAC) Cameron stays out of the way for a moment
  759. [19:24] (@Scantron) Elvis takes a shot to the shoulder!
  760. [19:24] (@Scantron) 6df+6 vs. Alissa
  761. [19:24] (Glacon) Scantron: vs. Alissa: 4 (6df+6=0, -, +, -, 0, -)
  762. [19:24] (@Scantron) And then is grabbed by Alissa!
  763. [19:25] (%Sequence) 6df+12 Alissa tries to sedate the King!
  764. [19:25] (Glacon) Sequence: Alissa tries to sedate the King!: 12 (6df+12=-, +, -, 0, 0, +)
  765. [19:25] (@Scantron) The King is down!
  766. [19:25] (@Scantron) no redact
  767. [19:25] (@Scantron) Not your turn yet.
  768. [19:25] (@Scantron) 6df+6 The King attempts to get out of the grapple!
  769. [19:25] (Glacon) Scantron: The King attempts to get out of the grapple!: 9 (6df+6=+, +, 0, +, -, +)
  770. [19:25] (@Scantron) Ath, Alissa.
  771. [19:26] (%Sequence) 6df+7 oh no you don't
  772. [19:26] (Glacon) Sequence: oh no you don't: 7 (6df+7=0, 0, +, 0, 0, -)
  773. [19:26] (Uncandescent) She rolled before that.
  774. [19:26] ³ Fifthman is now known as Fifth_away
  775. [19:26] (@Scantron) She wasn't supposed to. Elvis removes himself from Alissa's grasp, and a guitar appears in each of his hands!
  776. [19:27] (Lord_Vol) Danzig leers at one of the guitars. "I know what we have to do to defeat him!"
  777. [19:27] (Uncandescent) Terrance draws back.
  778. [19:27] (Soulless) "What."
  779. [19:27] (Lord_Vol) Danzig attempts to take one of the guitars from Elvis.
  780. [19:27] (Soulless) To Danzig
  781. [19:27] (NAC) "Your music sucks." Cameron grunts, throwing his fist into his face. That's how he defeats him.
  782. [19:27] (NAC) Melee?
  783. [19:27] (Lord_Vol) 6df+7 YOINK!
  784. [19:27] (Glacon) Lord_Vol: YOINK!: 6 (6df+7=-, -, +, 0, +, -)
  785. [19:27] (Lord_Vol) thought that would be athletics
  786. [19:27] (NAC) 6df+11 Tagging HULK
  787. [19:27] (Glacon) NAC: Tagging HULK: 14 (6df+11=+, +, +, +, -, 0)
  788. [19:28] (Soulless) melee for punching Cameron's doing
  789. [19:28] (%Sequence) "What the-"
  790. [19:28] (@Scantron) BTW, it's your turn y'all. Yeah, Melee. Danzig and Cameron take up the doorway, though, so everyone else takes a -4 penalty to attacks.
  791. [19:28] (@Scantron) 6df+6 vs. DAnzig
  792. [19:28] (@Scantron) 6df+8 vs. Cameron
  793. [19:28] (Glacon) Scantron: vs. DAnzig: 7 (6df+6=-, +, +, 0, 0, 0)
  794. [19:28] (Glacon) Scantron: vs. Cameron: 7 (6df+8=0, -, +, -, 0, 0)
  795. [19:28] (Soulless) 6df+12 Tagging maneuver, Stoat aims for Elvis's throat before Cameron hits
  796. [19:28] (Glacon) Soulless: Tagging maneuver, Stoat aims for Elvis's throat before Cameron hits: 10 (6df+12=-, 0, -, +, -, 0)
  797. [19:28] (Soulless) oh
  798. [19:28] (Soulless) REDACT
  799. [19:28] (Soulless) 6df+8 Tagging maneuver, Stoat aims for his throat
  800. [19:28] (Glacon) Soulless: Tagging maneuver, Stoat aims for his throat: 9 (6df+8=+, -, 0, +, 0, 0)
  801. [19:29] (@Scantron) 6df+8 stoat
  802. [19:29] (Glacon) Scantron: stoat: 8 (6df+8=-, +, +, 0, 0, -)
  803. [19:29] (@Scantron) The King's throat is nicked by Stoat's knives, and he grunts. He holds on to his guitar, but Cameron's punch just fucking lifts him into the air, and he falls back onto the ground a few feet back. He's breathing, but not moving.
  804. [19:30] (Lord_Vol) Did Danzig get one of the guitars?
  805. [19:30] (Soulless) "Okay let's move on."
  806. [19:30] (@Scantron) >He holds on to his guitar
  807. [19:30] (Soulless) Stoat peers beyond Elvis. Where are they?
  808. [19:30] (Uncandescent) Terrance is glad to be able to get out of the elevator; he can't aim for shit in there. He steps out.
  809. [19:30] (NAC) "One moment." Cameron grunts, walking up to the hollo-gram'd Elvis and stomping on his throat, to make sure he's down.
  810. [19:30] (@Scantron) There's a hall http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/2/2e/Star_Trek_Online_hallway_concept.jpg
  811. [19:31] (NAC) 6df+7
  812. [19:31] (Glacon) NAC: 8 (6df+7=+, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0)
  813. [19:31] (NAC) Melee btw
  814. [19:31] (@Scantron) Elvis's neck snaps. Mdef, everyone.
  815. [19:31] (%Sequence) 6df+4 fuck, cameron, why
  816. [19:31] (Glacon) Sequence: fuck, cameron, why: 2 (6df+4=+, -, -, 0, 0, -)
  817. [19:31] (Lord_Vol) 6df+5 Oh shit
  818. [19:31] (Glacon) Lord_Vol: Oh shit: 4 (6df+5=+, -, +, 0, -, -)
  819. [19:31] (@Scantron) Also, this is playing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=B1mu3tgTQaU
  820. [19:31] (Glacon) Scantron: Elvis Presley - A Little Less Conversation (long version) - length 6m 23s - rated 4.97/5.0 (255) - 73121 views - pepefish1 on 2010.09.29
  821. [19:31] (NAC) 6df+4 Cameron don't play no shit.
  822. [19:31] (Glacon) NAC: Cameron don't play no shit.: 6 (6df+4=+, -, +, 0, +, 0)
  823. [19:31] (Uncandescent) 6df+6 So, now what? We go explore new worlds? You know, like we do anyway?
  824. [19:31] (Glacon) Uncandescent: So, now what? We go explore new worlds? You know, like we do anyway?: 8 (6df+6=0, +, +, -, +, 0)
  825. [19:31] (Soulless) 6df+7 mdef
  826. [19:31] (Glacon) Soulless: mdef: 4 (6df+7=-, -, -, 0, +, -)
  827. [19:31] (@Scantron) Stoat, Danzig, and Alissa don't think he's dead.
  828. [19:32] (@Scantron) Elvis is alive, you guys.
  829. [19:32] (Soulless) "..."
  830. [19:32] (@Scantron) This body is a fake!
  831. [19:32] (Soulless) 6df+8 Stoat chucks a knife into hi-
  832. [19:32] (Glacon) Soulless: Stoat chucks a knife into hi-: 7 (6df+8=0, +, +, -, -, -)
  833. [19:32] (Soulless) Nevermind.
  834. [19:32] (%Sequence) "Where'd he go?"
  835. [19:32] (Soulless) "...Careful. Doubt it's the last of him."
  836. [19:32] (Lord_Vol) Danzig pries a guitar from Elvis' fingers.
  837. [19:33] (@Scantron) It's an acoustic one.
  838. [19:33] (Uncandescent) Terrance //really// doesn't want to ask Cecil, so he turns to Cam. "What happens next on the show."
  839. [19:33] (@Scantron) Perception, everyone.
  840. [19:33] (Soulless) 6df+8 perception
  841. [19:33] (NAC) "I think the daleks come next." Cameron states, completely sure of himself.
  842. [19:33] (Glacon) Soulless: perception: 9 (6df+8=+, +, -, 0, -, +)
  843. [19:33] (Lord_Vol) 6df+5 Do I see shit?
  844. [19:33] (Glacon) Lord_Vol: Do I see shit?: 6 (6df+5=-, +, -, +, +, 0)
  845. [19:33] (NAC) 6df+5 PERCEPTION
  846. [19:33] (Glacon) NAC: PERCEPTION: 4 (6df+5=0, 0, 0, -, 0, 0)
  847. [19:33] (Uncandescent) 6df+6 What's a Dalek? They better have thumbs.
  848. [19:33] (Glacon) Uncandescent: What's a Dalek? They better have thumbs.: 5 (6df+6=-, 0, -, 0, 0, +)
  849. [19:34] (%Sequence) 6df+6 oh shit
  850. [19:34] (Glacon) Sequence: oh shit: 7 (6df+6=+, 0, 0, +, 0, -)
  851. [19:34] (@Scantron) Stoat, Danzig, and Alissa will notice that not all of the music is coming from the speakers. Some of it's coming from down the hall (out of their line of sight)!
  852. [19:35] (%Sequence) "I knew he wasn't dead." Alissa points down the corridor.
  853. [19:36] (Soulless) Stoat heads with Alissa, backing her up.
  854. [19:36] (Uncandescent) "What's a Dalek."
  855. [19:36] (Lord_Vol) "Why do I have the feeling that he wants a guitar duel?"
  856. [19:37] (Soulless) "We just have to play this game until we find a way out."
  857. [19:37] (NAC) Cameron shrugs. "It's been a while, but I think they can only move when you see them."
  858. [19:37] (%Sequence) "What?"
  859. [19:37] (Uncandescent) Terrance nods. That shouldn't be too hard to beat. Just blink one eye at a time.
  860. [19:37] (Soulless) "...What"
  861. [19:37] (@Scantron) The music's getting louder.
  862. [19:37] (Soulless) Stoat tenses up, ready for a fight as she gets close.
  863. [19:38] (Uncandescent) Terrance goes over to one of the doors. Does there appear to be any way to open it?
  864. [19:38] (%Sequence) Alissa gets ready to defeat Elvis 2.0.
  865. [19:38] (@Scantron) Nope.
  866. [19:38] (Lord_Vol) Danzig tunes the guitar and holsters his shotgun in its scabbard.
  867. [19:39] (Uncandescent) Terrance down the hall as Stoat, Alissa and Danzig go down the hall. "Where are you going."
  868. [19:39] (@Scantron) There's Elvis! But this one's fat as fuck! He's strumming a guitar.
  869. [19:39] (Uncandescent) *looks down the hall
  870. [19:39] (@Scantron) Well, everyone who keeps going down the hall sees him.
  871. [19:39] (%Sequence) "Aw hell no.:
  872. [19:39] (Soulless) "..."
  873. [19:39] (Soulless) Does it seem this Elvis is going to attack them?
  874. [19:40] (NAC) "You got fat." Cameron comments.
  875. [19:40] (Soulless) "
  876. [19:40] (@Scantron) Not immediately hostile. He walks slowly towards them, strumming.
  877. [19:40] (Soulless) "Elvis is here."
  878. [19:40] (@Scantron) He paces back and forth in front of a door.
  879. [19:40] (Lord_Vol) "Fat Elvis...right before he died on the toilet." Danzig takes a few steps forwards.
  880. [19:40] (Soulless) Stoat backs up as Fatvis gets closer.
  881. [19:40] (Uncandescent) Terrance hears Alissa's cry of disbelief and goes down the hall. He sees the overweight musician and debates a course of action after smirking slightly behind his Gas Mask.
  882. [19:40] (@Scantron) The King looks at Danzig. "You gonna play me boy?"
  883. [19:41] (%Sequence) "God, just fuck this shit." Alissa moves to grapple Fat ElvisQ
  884. [19:41] (Lord_Vol) Danzig grins. "I'll make sure Elvis leaves the building."
  885. [19:41] (%Sequence) *!
  886. [19:42] (Soulless) "..."
  887. [19:42] (Uncandescent) Terrance just looks on.
  888. [19:42] (Soulless) 6df+8 aiming maneuver to throwing on fatvis
  889. [19:42] (@Scantron) Alissa is blocked by a force field! It shimmers just like in the show!
  890. [19:42] (Glacon) Soulless: aiming maneuver to throwing on fatvis: 7 (6df+8=0, 0, 0, -, 0, 0)
  891. [19:42] (%Sequence) "Fucking shit."
  892. [19:43] (@Scantron) Fatvis stares at Danzig. He expertly plays a few chords on his guitar.
  893. [19:43] (Uncandescent) Terrance looks over to Danzig.
  894. [19:43] (%Sequence) Alissa frowns at Danzig. "Your show now."
  895. [19:43] ³ Fifth_away is now known as Fifthman
  896. [19:44] (NAC) "Cecil take pictures." Cameron calls.
  897. [19:44] (Lord_Vol) what should I roll for this?
  898. [19:44] (@Scantron) Academics.
  899. [19:44] (Lord_Vol) besides the fact that he has innate guitar skills
  900. [19:44] (Fifthman) "Take pictures? You're kidding. They need a drummer!"
  901. [19:44] (Fifthman) "And my autograph!"
  902. [19:45] (Fifthman) "I want an autograph!"
  903. [19:45] (Lord_Vol) 6df+6 Danzig plays the opening chords to "Burning Jacob's Ladder"
  904. [19:45] (Glacon) Lord_Vol: Danzig plays the opening chords to "Burning Jacob's Ladder": 4 (6df+6=-, 0, -, 0, 0, 0)
  905. [19:45] (%Sequence) "God the things we do..."
  906. [19:45] (Fifthman) Cecil grins. "We're watching /Elvis/!"
  907. [19:45] (@Scantron) It's not as good as Elvis. He shakes his head and sighs, then aims his guitar at...
  908. [19:45] (@Scantron) d6
  909. [19:45] (Glacon) Scantron: 6 (d6=6)
  910. [19:46] (@Scantron) Alissa. Ath, Alissa!
  911. [19:46] (%Sequence) 6df+7 >Alissa >Ath >2012
  912. [19:46] (Glacon) Sequence: >Alissa >Ath >2012: 7 (6df+7=0, +, -, +, -, 0)
  913. [19:46] (@Scantron) 6df+8 Dae has set the precedent for beam weapons being defended against by athletics
  914. [19:46] (Glacon) Scantron: Dae has set the precedent for beam weapons being defended against by athletics: 10 (6df+8=+, 0, +, +, -, 0)
  915. [19:46] (Soulless) Is Stoat free to chuck knives?
  916. [19:47] (Uncandescent) Terrance still really doesn't want to ask Cecil. He leans in close to Cam. "How were forcefields penetrated in the show."
  917. [19:47] (@Scantron) A phaser bolt (just like in the show) hits Alissa! She's tossed back against a wall by the impact, but no visible damage. -1 body.
  918. [19:47] (@Scantron) Stoat can chuck knives.
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  920. [19:47] (%Sequence) Alissa hisses, the wind knocked right out of her.
  921. [19:47] (Lord_Vol) Danzig growls. "Alright, let's try something else."
  922. [19:47] (Fifthman) Cecil frowns. "Danzig! Lemme play, lemme play!"
  923. [19:47] (Soulless) 6df+12 Taging maneuver right to the jugular
  924. [19:48] (Glacon) Soulless: Taging maneuver right to the jugular: 15 (6df+12=+, +, +, +, 0, -)
  925. [19:48] (NAC) Cameron dives to Alissa, pulling out his medical kit with a worried expression "You ok?"
  926. [19:48] (Fifthman) "I wanna play with Elvis!"
  927. [19:48] (@Scantron) Stoat's knives hit the force field and bounce off.
  928. [19:48] (Uncandescent) Terrance is blown off!
  929. [19:48] * Retrieving #redpool modes...
  930. [19:48] (@Scantron) Elvis plays a few chords from Ain't Nothin' But A Hound Dog, then looks to Danzig.
  931. [19:48] (%Sequence) She coughs a bit and sucks in a breath. "Yeah, I'm fine."
  932. [19:48] (Lord_Vol) Danzig hands the guitar over. "I have the feeling this may take a while. He /is/ the King after all."
  933. [19:48] (Soulless) "..."
  934. [19:48] (Soulless) Stoat picks up her knife, thoroughly dispelased.
  935. [19:49] (Uncandescent) Terrance turns to Cecil, feeling that he is going to loathe this moment. He leans in close. "How did they penetrate forcefields in the show."
  936. [19:49] (NAC) Cameron nods but still looks down at her "You sure?" He asks, worried.
  937. [19:50] (Fifthman) Cecl grins. "I'm a drummer myself, but...." He takes the guitar and plays a couple notes. "I get to /play/ with Elvis!"
  938. [19:50] (Lord_Vol) Danzig looks back. "They modified the frequencies of their own phasers to match the variance of the forcefields. It would cause them to collapse."
  939. [19:50] (@Scantron) Does Cecil have experience with the guitar?
  940. [19:50] (Fifthman) He'll roll at a penalty probably. He's a drummer by trade, but he's probably been in enough bands to play semi-competently.
  941. [19:50] (Uncandescent) Terrance gives Danzig a surprised look, then looks back to Cecil only to find that he has been ditched //again// .
  942. [19:51] (@Scantron) Cecil takes a -4 penalty to Academics when playing unfamiliar instruments.
  943. [19:51] (Uncandescent) Terrance rubs his temples. "Computer, location of the phaser armory."
  944. [19:52] (@Scantron) The computer chirps, but its response is incomprehensible through glitchiness.
  945. [19:52] (Fifthman) Cecil bounces up to Elvis. "Elvis, Elvis! It's an /honor/." He holds out his camera to the both of them. "Can i grab a picture?"
  946. [19:52] (Fifthman) He holds his camera out to take a picture of the both of them like a Myspace photo.
  947. [19:52] (@Scantron) Cecil is stopped by the forcefield. Elvis smiles and winks at the camera, then waits for Cecil to play.
  948. [19:53] (Fifthman) "Okay. If I win, I get a picture okay?"
  949. [19:53] (Uncandescent) Terrance looks at Cecil doing that and... I don't even know what that face is. He ain't happy, that's for sure.
  950. [19:53] (%Sequence) Alissa just doesn't even fucking even.
  951. [19:53] (@Scantron) "You got it, yella man." Elvis smiles at Cecil.
  952. [19:53] (Soulless) Stoat's with Alissa.
  953. [19:53] (Soulless) "...Who here can play instruments."
  954. [19:53] (Uncandescent) Terrance grabs the now passive Danzig. "Where's the armory on this ship."
  955. [19:53] (NAC) Cameron shakes his head.
  956. [19:53] (%Sequence) She stands up against the wall with Cameron and shakes her head.
  957. [19:54] (%Sequence) "I can sing...?"
  958. [19:54] (Fifthman) "Hey, guys. I need the crowd on my side!" Cecil raises his hands, clapping to the beat.
  959. [19:54] (NAC) "I can also sing." Cameron grunts, in monotone.
  960. [19:54] (Fifthman) 6df+7 Persuasion to Academics
  961. [19:54] (Glacon) Fifthman: Persuasion to Academics: 8 (6df+7=0, -, -, +, +, +)
  962. [19:54] (Soulless) Stoat claps for Cecil.
  963. [19:54] (Uncandescent) Terrance doesn't even look.
  964. [19:54] (Soulless) Clap. Clap. Clap.
  965. [19:54] (Soulless) It's better than doing nothing.
  966. [19:54] (@Scantron) Cecil's spirits are lifted!
  967. [19:54] (NAC) Clap. Clap. Clap.
  968. [19:54] (Lord_Vol) Danzig opens his eyes wide. "I can prolly play the guitar best here. As for the armory...if I recall correctly, it's on another floor, and the turbo-lifts won't operate if they've been damaged in any way."
  969. [19:54] (%Sequence) Alissa rolls her eyes and clap. Clap. Clap's.
  970. [19:55] (Fifthman) And Cecil opens with the opening notes...
  971. [19:55] (Soulless) Stoat motions a nod of agreement to Alissa.
  972. [19:55] (Fifthman) .y Incubus Look Alive
  973. [19:55] (Glacon) Fifthman: Incubus: Look Alive - length 4m 23s - rated 4.97/5.0 (255) - 126401 views - culex13902 on 2007.01.16 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=4MX_CKyuuFc
  974. [19:55] (Uncandescent) "... how durable are the floors."
  975. [19:55] (NAC) Cameron turns his head towards Danzig "You can get lightsabers there, right?"
  976. [19:55] (@Scantron) Academics, Cecil. The maneuver and the penalty cancel out.
  977. [19:55] (Fifthman) 6df+8 Look Alive!
  978. [19:55] (Glacon) Fifthman: Look Alive!: 6 (6df+8=-, 0, 0, +, -, -)
  979. [19:56] (@Scantron) Elvis nods to Cecil. "You play the guitar mighty fine, yella man." The forcefield drops and he ambles over. "You wanted that photo?"
  980. [19:57] (Uncandescent) Terrance watches in shock for a moment.
  981. [19:57] (Fifthman) Cecil keeps playing. "Follow along!" Cecil walks to Alissa to hand her his camera.
  982. [19:57] (NAC) "Stoat stab him please."
  983. [19:57] (%Sequence) Alissa sighs and takes the camera, snapping a picture of Cecil and Elvis.
  984. [19:58] (@Scantron) Elvis smiles and winks at the camera. He goes over to the door and hits a few buttons on the keypad, and it opens.
  985. [19:58] (Lord_Vol) Danzig blushes, very embarrassed.
  986. [19:58] (Uncandescent) Terrance is //ready// to shoot him, but he's not sure it's necessary anymore.
  987. [19:59] (Uncandescent) What's behind the door?
  988. [19:59] (@Scantron) It appears to be the bridge crew of the enterprise, bound and gagged.
  989. [19:59] (%Sequence) Alissa raises her eyebrows.
  990. [19:59] (Soulless) 6df+8 Stoat aims, maneuver to throwing
  991. [19:59] (Glacon) Soulless: Stoat aims, maneuver to throwing: 6 (6df+8=0, -, 0, -, -, +)
  992. [19:59] (%Sequence) "What the shit?"
  993. [19:59] (Uncandescent) Terrance does not know this. He just sees tied up people.
  994. [20:00] (%Sequence) Alissa doesn't either!
  995. [20:00] (@Scantron) Elvis gestures into the room. "You win, folks. Just gotta claim your prize."
  996. [20:00] (Uncandescent) Terrance pulls Cam over. "Good guys or bad guys."
  997. [20:00] (Lord_Vol) Danzig raises an eyebrow. "/It's a trap!/"
  998. [20:00] (NAC) "I think they're Cylons."
  999. [20:01] (Soulless) "..."
  1000. [20:01] (NAC) "Soooo good."
  1001. [20:01] (Uncandescent) "What does that mean."
  1002. [20:01] (Uncandescent) Redact
  1003. [20:01] (Fifthman) Cecil's torn between the bridge crew and Elvis. "Elvis, Elvis! Sign my guitar please!" He pulls out a permanent marker. "It was so fun playing with you!"
  1004. [20:01] (Soulless) "They look like the bridge crew."
  1005. [20:01] (Soulless) "Should we release them."
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  1007. [20:01] (@Scantron) Elvis takes the guitar and marker. "Not a problem, yella man." He signs the guitar and hands it to Cecil.
  1008. [20:02] (Uncandescent) Terrance walks over to a random dude in a... d3
  1009. [20:02] (NAC) Cameron walks into the room and releases Warf first.
  1010. [20:02] (Uncandescent) d3
  1011. [20:02] (Glacon) Uncandescent: 1 (d3=1)
  1012. [20:02] (Uncandescent) ..red shirt and pulls the gag off.
  1013. [20:02] (Soulless) Stoat helps release the others.
  1014. [20:03] (@Scantron) They all thank the Poolboys quietly as they are released. Worf growls and fires his phaser at Elvis, who disintegrates.
  1015. [20:03] (%Sequence) Alissa just finds the nearest person and unties them.
  1016. [20:03] (Fifthman) Cecil squees and gives him a hug. "Thank you thank you thank you my girlfriend's gonna love this!" He's bouncing with excitement. "You've gotta come back sometime, the world misses you!"
  1017. [20:03] (&Mr_Wilt) Suddenly, everything freezes, and wavers.
  1018. [20:03] (Fifthman) And then he stops to see Elvis disintegrate from a maxed phaser.
  1019. [20:03] (Lord_Vol) Danzig follows behind warily. He looks at the others and sighs. ~Noone's gonna let me live down that.~ He stifles a laugh as Worf shoots Elvis.
  1020. [20:04] (Uncandescent) Terrance watches Cecil's idol die.
  1021. [20:04] (Fifthman) He stops bouncing in shock.
  1022. [20:04] (Uncandescent) He then looks around as shit starts to waver again.
  1023. [20:04] (&Mr_Wilt) Holes open up in the ground as the Enterprise crew start falling through holes in the floor, the walls shifting and changing.
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  1025. [20:04] ³ ChanServ sets mode: +o Tox|Laptop
  1026. [20:04] (Fifthman) Does Cecil still have his Elvis autographed guitar?"
  1027. [20:04] (Soulless) Stoat tenses up, ready for another yelling from Mr Screech.
  1028. [20:05] (Uncandescent) Terrance looks around, quickly. Can he see anything that look important? A main control apparatus? Something glowing?
  1029. [20:05] (&Mr_Wilt) Cecil does!
  1030. [20:05] (Fifthman) "But... Elvis..." Cecil still can't believe it. Elvis was alive, and the Worf hologram /killed/ him!
  1031. [20:05] (&Mr_Wilt) Terrance cannot, no.
  1032. [20:05] (Soulless) "..."
  1033. [20:05] (Soulless) Stoat pats Cecil.
  1034. [20:05] (NAC) Are there still holes in the ground?
  1035. [20:06] (&Mr_Wilt) They quickly disappear as soon as the objects fall through.
  1036. [20:06] (Uncandescent) Terrance grins slightly behind his mask at Cecil, then frowns due to their continuing indentured servitude.
  1037. [20:06] (%Sequence) Alissa rubs her forehead. This is confusing.
  1038. [20:06] (Fifthman) Cecil /hugs/ his Elvis autographed guitar.
  1039. [20:06] (Fifthman) He's not letting it go.
  1040. [20:06] (&Mr_Wilt) More objects pop up. Big, wooden buildings. The floor starts turning sandy.
  1041. [20:06] (Lord_Vol) Danzig looks around. "A Western, I suspect."
  1042. [20:06] (NAC) Cameron keeps his ears open for a themesong from the good the bad and the ugly.
  1043. [20:06] (&Mr_Wilt) Soon, they find themselves in a big town, straight out of the Wild West.
  1044. [20:07] (&Mr_Wilt) Nobody out in the streets, though.
  1045. [20:07] (&Mr_Wilt) A tumbleweed blows across the road.
  1046. [20:07] (Uncandescent) Oh ho, //now// we're talking.
  1047. [20:07] (NAC) "Oh no." Cameron grunts, looking up to a clock tower, what time is it?
  1048. [20:07] (Uncandescent) Terrance gears up for an Old West style shoot out.
  1049. [20:07] (%Sequence) "Oh fuck."
  1050. [20:07] (&Mr_Wilt) It's three minutes to noon.
  1051. [20:08] (Fifthman) Cecil hangs the guitar over his back, leaving his investigations kit behind. "Wild... west?"
  1052. [20:08] (NAC) "We might want to go inside the saloon." Cameron warns, heading to the nearest building.
  1053. [20:08] (Lord_Vol) Danzig unholsters his shotgun, eyeing rooftops.
  1054. [20:08] (%Sequence) "Or stay far away from it."
  1055. [20:08] (&Mr_Wilt) The nearest building's doors are locked up.
  1056. [20:08] (Soulless) Stoat looks for a bar.
  1057. [20:08] (Soulless) There's always a bar in such things.
  1058. [20:09] (Uncandescent) The Saloon is where you go for when you're looking for a brawl. The perfect place to drum up some excitement for their mystery captor.
  1059. [20:09] (Soulless) Oh, then the saloon, if it's called that
  1060. [20:09] (&Mr_Wilt) There happens to be a Saloon, but the front entrance is blocked by a bunch of wooden crates.
  1061. [20:09] (Soulless) "..."
  1062. [20:10] (Uncandescent) Fuck those crates. Terrance moves them.
  1063. [20:10] (Soulless) Stoat looks for any buildings that aren't blocked.
  1064. [20:10] (&Mr_Wilt) Two figures suddenly appear from behind two alleys, heading into the middle of the road.
  1065. [20:10] (NAC) Cameron goes up to the crates and tries to push them out of the way
  1066. [20:10] (&Mr_Wilt) Terrance, Ath.
  1067. [20:10] (&Mr_Wilt) Cameron as well.
  1068. [20:10] (Uncandescent) 6df+5 Musclemaaaaaaan!
  1069. [20:10] (Glacon) Uncandescent: Musclemaaaaaaan!: 2 (6df+5=0, -, -, +, -, -)
  1070. [20:10] (Uncandescent) ...
  1071. [20:10] (NAC) 6df+8 OUT OF THE WAY CRATES. I DON'T NEED YOUR SHIT.
  1072. [20:10] (Glacon) NAC: OUT OF THE WAY CRATES. I DON'T NEED YOUR SHIT.: 8 (6df+8=0, -, 0, 0, +, 0)
  1073. [20:10] (&Mr_Wilt) The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly theme starts to play.
  1074. [20:10] (&Mr_Wilt) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQGGQ-FCe_w
  1075. [20:10] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Theme - length 2m 39s - rated 4.96/5.0 (2542) - 576063 views - themetunez on 2008.08.16
  1076. [20:10] (&Mr_Wilt) Cameron manages to move the crates.
  1077. [20:11] (Uncandescent) Those crates are fuckin' heavy man. Terrance does not succeed, and promptly backs off.
  1078. [20:11] (Soulless) 6df+8 Stoat helps the boys
  1079. [20:11] (Glacon) Soulless: Stoat helps the boys: 9 (6df+8=0, 0, -, 0, +, +)
  1080. [20:11] (&Mr_Wilt) The two figures appear to be dressed in chainmail, one of them wearing a metal helmet with horns on each side of it.
  1081. [20:11] (Soulless) redact
  1082. [20:11] (Soulless) She looks to the figures.
  1083. [20:11] (Fifthman) "Wait, the hell?"
  1084. [20:11] (&Mr_Wilt) Each have two long, blond bears, and the one without the helmet has long, flowing blond hair.
  1085. [20:11] (Uncandescent) Terrance hears the music, then glimpses the two figures.
  1086. [20:11] (NAC) "Inside people."Cameron warns, looking over the ... knights in shining armer.
  1087. [20:11] (NAC) armor*
  1088. [20:11] (Soulless) Are they recognizeable?
  1089. [20:11] (&Mr_Wilt) They aren't.
  1090. [20:11] (NAC) Redact
  1091. [20:11] (Soulless) Okay
  1092. [20:11] (NAC) Vikings
  1093. [20:11] (&Mr_Wilt) The clock strikes twelve, and starts to gong.
  1094. [20:12] (Soulless) They're vikings?
  1095. [20:12] (Lord_Vol) Danzig doesn't have to be told twice. He heads into the building.
  1096. [20:12] (%Sequence) "Oh /fuck/."
  1097. [20:12] (Fifthman) "Knights? In a western?" Cecil snaps a picture.
  1098. [20:12] (%Sequence) Alissa rushes for the building, trying to drag Cameron after he.
  1099. [20:12] (%Sequence) *her
  1100. [20:12] (Uncandescent) Terrance just gives them a look. They're bringing axes to a gun fight.
  1101. [20:12] (NAC) Cameron resists. "No. I must see this."
  1102. [20:12] (&Mr_Wilt) They each pull a revolver from a holster, shouting at each other.
  1103. [20:12] (Uncandescent) Or not.
  1104. [20:12] (%Sequence) " /Why?/ "
  1105. [20:12] (&Mr_Wilt) The one without the helmet is shot in the head, and goes down.
  1106. [20:13] (NAC) "Because." Cameron simply states.
  1107. [20:13] (Fifthman) Cecil blinks.
  1108. [20:13] (Fifthman) "What... was that?"
  1109. [20:13] (&Mr_Wilt) "RAAAAARGH!" The one with the helmet pumps his fist into the air, cheering.
  1110. [20:13] (%Sequence) "Viking gunfight?"
  1111. [20:14] (NAC) Cameron turns around and walks into the saloon, expecting to be filled with vikings.
  1112. [20:14] (&Mr_Wilt) The town suddenly comes to life, the doorways spontaneously becoming unblocked as people jump from out of the doorways.
  1113. [20:14] (&Mr_Wilt) They cheer, waving around swords and revolvers and helmets and shields.
  1114. [20:14] (Uncandescent) Terrance is a little insulted. Their captor can't even do it right.
  1115. [20:14] (&Mr_Wilt) The saloon is, in fact, filled with vikings.
  1116. [20:14] (Uncandescent) Terrance nevertheless follows after the others.
  1117. [20:15] (Lord_Vol) Danzig looks around, examining each mug, trying to get a glimpse of their contents.
  1118. [20:15] (%Sequence) "Jesus christ." Alissa mutters.
  1119. [20:15] (&Mr_Wilt) Dark ale, it would appear.
  1120. [20:15] (Uncandescent) Terrance watches for the one guy with black armor that is inevitably the scenario's antagonist.
  1121. [20:15] (&Mr_Wilt) The men mutter to each other, in both English and another language. (roll Ath for language if interested)
  1122. [20:15] (Fifthman) Cecil follows the others into the saloon.
  1123. [20:15] (Fifthman) 6df+8 Academics... language?
  1124. [20:15] (Glacon) Fifthman: Academics... language?: 8 (6df+8=-, 0, 0, +, -, +)
  1125. [20:16] (&Mr_Wilt) Women in dressed and tight corsets move quickly about the saloon, bringing mugs of ale to the men.
  1126. [20:16] (NAC) Cameron looks down at Alissa and shakes his head. "Nooo. Don't say that, they're pagan."
  1127. [20:16] (&Mr_Wilt) Academics, not Ath.
  1128. [20:16] (NAC) 6df+2 Why not.
  1129. [20:16] (Glacon) NAC: Why not.: 3 (6df+2=+, +, 0, -, -, +)
  1130. [20:16] (%Sequence) "Fine. Fucking Hel."
  1131. [20:16] (Fifthman) Cecil takes pictures.
  1132. [20:16] (Soulless) 6df+2 lol Stoat's academics
  1133. [20:16] (Glacon) Soulless: lol Stoat's academics: 2 (6df+2=0, +, 0, -, -, +)
  1134. [20:16] (&Mr_Wilt) Cecil, sounds like Norwegian.
  1135. [20:16] (%Sequence) 6df+5
  1136. [20:16] (Glacon) Sequence: 7 (6df+5=-, +, +, -, +, +)
  1137. [20:16] (Fifthman) "Yep, definitely a viking western saloon."
  1138. [20:17] (&Mr_Wilt) Alissa can also tell it's Norwegian.
  1139. [20:17] (Lord_Vol) Danzig nods. "I've got this guys." He looks at the nearest Viking. "Hola, como esta?"
  1140. [20:17] (Uncandescent) Terrance does not know!
  1141. [20:17] (%Sequence) "Scandinavian, at the least..."
  1142. [20:18] (Uncandescent) Which of the vikings looks the most obviously evil?
  1143. [20:18] (&Mr_Wilt) The man squints at Danzig, like he's an idiot. "What'd you just call me?"
  1144. [20:19] (Lord_Vol) Danzig is relieved. "I said you're beautiful?"
  1145. [20:19] (&Mr_Wilt) There's a big, burly guy sitting at the bar, Terrance. He's got a repeater slung on his back, along with a bandolier. He's got what looks like a duster, covered in random plates of armor.
  1146. [20:19] (NAC) Cameron looks at Danzig like he's an idiot.
  1147. [20:19] (&Mr_Wilt) Danzig, roll PDef.
  1148. [20:20] (Soulless) Stoat doesn't know what's going on.
  1149. [20:20] (Lord_Vol) 6df+4 Scandanavisn fists apparently hurt
  1150. [20:20] (Glacon) Lord_Vol: Scandanavisn fists apparently hurt: 4 (6df+4=+, -, 0, -, +, 0)
  1151. [20:20] (Lord_Vol) scandanavian*
  1152. [20:20] (Uncandescent) Right. So. He goes up to the bar. Gets a drink. Accidentally spills the man's drink. Gets challenged to duel. Wins through his courage and tenacity. Or. He could poison his drink. Let's do that.
  1153. [20:21] (&Mr_Wilt) 6df+7 HRRRRRGH
  1154. [20:21] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: HRRRRRGH: 6 (6df+7=0, -, +, 0, -, 0)
  1155. [20:21] (Soulless) "We're not here for a fight."
  1156. [20:21] (&Mr_Wilt) Danzig gets punched right in the face. "You sassin' me, boy?"
  1157. [20:21] (&Mr_Wilt) -1 Body, Danzig
  1158. [20:22] (NAC) Cameron steps up between Danzig and the Viking, (Who's bigger?) "I recommend you don't do that."
  1159. [20:22] (Lord_Vol) Danzig is in a daze. "Look, this is all a big misunderstanding- I uh..." He thinks for a moment. "I mistook you for someone I knew. Inside joke."
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  1161. [20:22] (%Sequence) Alissa rubs her temples. What the fuck.
  1162. [20:22] (Soulless) "We're not here for a fight." She repeats, stepping in front of Danzig.
  1163. [20:23] (&Mr_Wilt) "Oh. I'm sorry, then." The big viking guy holds a hand out to Danzig.
  1164. [20:23] (Uncandescent) Wait. Wait. Hippocratic oath. The doctors will never give him poison. Well. Vikings have never heard of tasers...
  1165. [20:23] (Soulless) "Do you know where we are."
  1166. [20:23] (Fifthman) Cecil watches the altercation with interest.
  1167. [20:23] (Lord_Vol) Danzig takes the hand and gets up.
  1168. [20:24] (Uncandescent) Terrance stealthily approaches the burly man.
  1169. [20:25] (Fifthman) Hm. It's a saloon. What games are there to play? Blackjack? Poker? Maybe someone's playing chess in the corner somewhere?
  1170. [20:25] (Uncandescent) 6df+7 Stealth to Melee He prepares his taser for a good tasing.
  1171. [20:25] (Glacon) Uncandescent: Stealth to Melee He prepares his taser for a good tasing.: 7 (6df+7=0, -, +, 0, +, -)
  1172. [20:25] (&Mr_Wilt) The viking pulls Danzig up and looks to Stoat. "We're in Rio."
  1173. [20:25] (%Sequence) "And where is Rio?"
  1174. [20:25] (&Mr_Wilt) "Scandinavia."
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  1176. [20:26] (&Mr_Wilt) Cecil, there's some guys over in the corner with some cards.
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  1179. [20:26] (NAC) "I hear you have a real problem with ijuns." Cameron grunts to the viking.
  1180. [20:26] (Fifthman) Cecil goes over to the table. When the hand seems to finish, he says, "What's the game, gentlemen?"
  1181. [20:26] (NAC) injuns*
  1182. [20:27] (Uncandescent) Wait. Wait. He can't win a bar fight with vikings. Better do some reconessaince first. He slinks back over to the group and their viking pal. "Who's that." He asks, pointing to the man in question.
  1183. [20:27] (Soulless) Stoat looks for a goal of something to do.
  1184. [20:27] (Soulless) There has to be some kind of 'game' they're supposed to be playing.
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  1186. [20:27] (Soulless) Does there seem like there's anything?
  1187. [20:28] (&Mr_Wilt) "You mean dragons?" He looks at Cameron, then turns to Terrance. He looks t where he's pointing. "Oh, that's Big Black."
  1188. [20:28] (Lord_Vol) Danzig gets excited. "There are dragons here?"
  1189. [20:28] (&Mr_Wilt) Not that you can tell, Stoat.
  1190. [20:28] (Uncandescent) "What's his story." He asks, just short of having a southern drawl.
  1191. [20:29] (&Mr_Wilt) The men look at Cecil. "Blackjack Punching."
  1192. [20:29] (%Sequence) "Wait, wait wait. Back to the dragons."
  1193. [20:29] (NAC) "No. I mean Indians." Cameron continues, not getting that he said dragons.
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  1197. [20:30] (Fifthman) "Blackjack... punching?" Cecil stands back to watch a hand play out.
  1198. [20:30] (&Mr_Wilt) "Dunno. Just came in one day. Drinks a lot." The viking turns back to Cameron. "No, they're called /dragons/."
  1199. [20:30] (%Sequence) Alissa smacks Cameron. "Dragons."
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  1201. [20:30] (NAC) "Indians Alissa! Don't be racist." He grumbles, rubbing where she smacked.
  1202. [20:30] (&Mr_Wilt) Cecil, they seem to play normally. Once the victor is decided, the dealer punches every loser in the face.
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  1205. [20:30] (%Sequence) "He's talking about dragons, not Indians! Now hush and let him tell us!"
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  1207. [20:31] (Fifthman) Cecil blinks, then decides not to play.
  1208. [20:31] (Fifthman) He turns and returns to the group.
  1209. [20:31] (Uncandescent) Well shit. He can't just attack him randomly. And a straight fight will cause some pain. Terrance looks to Danzig. He smirks imperceptibly.
  1210. [20:31] (Fifthman) Or, to Cammy and Alissa.
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  1213. [20:32] (Soulless) Stoat goes.
  1214. [20:32] (Soulless) "..."
  1215. [20:32] (Uncandescent) Terrance approaches Danzig. "Go have a drink with him." He says, pointing to the man.
  1216. [20:32] (Soulless) She regards the game.
  1217. [20:32] (&Mr_Wilt) "They're dragons. What's to tell about dragons?"
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  1219. [20:32] (Soulless) "Do you think I can play."
  1220. [20:33] (Lord_Vol) Danzig raises his eyebrow. "But...but...DRAGONS!" He gushes.
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  1224. [20:33] (Fifthman) "Did someone say dragons?" Cecil says, a bit too loudly.
  1225. [20:34] (NAC) "Cecil they're called indians stop being racist."
  1226. [20:34] (%Sequence) "Hush, both of you. Look, we're not from around here, we don't know anything about dragons /they are not Indians Cameron/ "
  1227. [20:34] (&Mr_Wilt) The men playing look at Stoat strangely. "If you can take a punch."
  1228. [20:35] (Soulless) "..."
  1229. [20:35] (Lord_Vol) Danzig gives Alissa a look. "Maybe they're Indian dragons?"
  1230. [20:35] (Soulless) "Sure."
  1231. [20:35] (Soulless) She settles to play.
  1232. [20:35] (NAC) Cameron turns to the viking. "What do these dragons look like?"
  1233. [20:35] (%Sequence) "Whatever."
  1234. [20:35] (Soulless) At the same time, she keeps a close ear to the other conversations about dragons.
  1235. [20:35] (Fifthman) Cecil watches Stoat go by. Dragons? Or Stoat? Dragons? Or Stoat?
  1236. [20:35] (Soulless) As casually as she can, she talks.
  1237. [20:35] (Uncandescent) Terrance just... really doesn't ant to get punched. But if they hang around doing nothing for too long, they get perforated.
  1238. [20:36] (Soulless) "...How often do dragons come around."
  1239. [20:36] (Fifthman) He can learn about dragons later. But Stoat's playing blackjack! Cecil goes to Stoat and takes a picture.
  1240. [20:36] (&Mr_Wilt) Stoat would be further down in the room, away from the group and the conversation.
  1241. [20:36] (&Mr_Wilt) The viking looks at Cameron like he's just crazy dumb. "Big. Scaly. Horns. Wings. Breathe fire."
  1242. [20:37] (NAC) Cameron looks almost dissapointed.
  1243. [20:37] (NAC) disappointed*
  1244. [20:37] (%Sequence) "I /told/ you they weren't Indians."
  1245. [20:38] (Uncandescent) Terrance scratches his head. Bar brawl. Showdown at high noon. Get murdered by dragons. They have to pick one.
  1246. [20:38] (Soulless) Oh, really.
  1247. [20:38] (&Mr_Wilt) Yes.
  1248. [20:38] (&Mr_Wilt) The dealer gives Stoat her cards, as well as the other four men, and they begin to play.
  1249. [20:38] (&Mr_Wilt) 1d6
  1250. [20:38] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: 2 (1d6=2)
  1251. [20:38] (Fifthman) Cecil watches the action.
  1252. [20:38] (&Mr_Wilt) Stoat loses! The man to her right wins. Stoat, PDef.
  1253. [20:38] (Lord_Vol) Danzig grins. "Well, if we have to fight /something/ here, might as well be a dragon."
  1254. [20:39] (Uncandescent) Terrance gives Danzig another withering glare that he can't see.
  1255. [20:39] (Soulless) 6df+10 pdef
  1256. [20:39] (Glacon) Soulless: pdef: 8 (6df+10=+, -, -, -, 0, 0)
  1257. [20:39] (&Mr_Wilt) 6df+8 HRAAAGH
  1258. [20:39] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: HRAAAGH: 9 (6df+8=0, +, +, +, -, -)
  1259. [20:39] (%Sequence) Alissa snorts at Danzig.
  1260. [20:39] (Fifthman) Cecil can only watch as Stoat takes the punch.
  1261. [20:39] (&Mr_Wilt) Stoat gets punched in the face, knocking her off balance and causing the stool she's in to tip over with her. -1 Body
  1262. [20:40] (Soulless) Stoat gets back up and wipes off the blood.
  1263. [20:40] (Soulless) She composes herself back best she can.
  1264. [20:40] (&Mr_Wilt) The other men around her recover from their own punches.
  1265. [20:40] (NAC) Cameron moves up to to the game and pats stoat on the shoulder. "Mind if I go in?"
  1266. [20:40] (Fifthman) Cecil winces, and he sighs in relief as Stoat gets okay.
  1267. [20:41] (Soulless) "Sure."
  1268. [20:41] (Uncandescent) Terrance realizes the all important question. "How big are the dragons."
  1269. [20:41] (Soulless) Stoat pats Cameron back and does a goodbye nod to the men, then walks back to where Terrance is talking.
  1270. [20:41] (&Mr_Wilt) "Big. They're dragons."
  1271. [20:41] (&Mr_Wilt) The men nod back to Stoat, then deal Cameron his cards.
  1272. [20:41] (NAC) Cameron takes stoat's seat and looks at the men, ordering a cup of mead.
  1273. [20:42] (%Sequence) Alissa frowns and follows Cameron, standing behind him.
  1274. [20:42] (Soulless) "So how often do dragons come around."
  1275. [20:42] (&Mr_Wilt) A woman saunters over to Cameron, giving him his mead.
  1276. [20:42] (Soulless) Stoat looks to Terrance questioningly but tries to be casual with this talk of 'dragons'.
  1277. [20:42] (NAC) "Thank ya ma'am." He nods, taking a swig.
  1278. [20:42] (&Mr_Wilt) "Every once in a while. They're usually up in the mountains."
  1279. [20:42] (%Sequence) Alissa eyes that woman.
  1280. [20:43] (Soulless) "...Do dragons have a bounty."
  1281. [20:43] (&Mr_Wilt) They play!
  1282. [20:43] (&Mr_Wilt) 1d6
  1283. [20:43] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: 1 (1d6=1)
  1284. [20:43] (&Mr_Wilt) Cameron loses! The man on the far left wins. Cameron, PDef.
  1285. [20:43] (NAC) 6df+8 The mead gives me strength.
  1286. [20:43] (Glacon) NAC: The mead gives me strength.: 6 (6df+8=-, -, +, -, +, -)
  1287. [20:43] (&Mr_Wilt) "They'll give you a pretty good pay if you return with the head of one."
  1288. [20:44] (&Mr_Wilt) 6df+8 HRAAAGH VIKING PUNCH METAL GAUNTLETS
  1289. [20:44] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: HRAAAGH VIKING PUNCH METAL GAUNTLETS: 7 (6df+8=-, +, 0, +, -, -)
  1290. [20:44] (Uncandescent) Terrance gets another idea! There's always a prisoner put away for false pretenses in these kinds of things! He walks out of the swinging saloon doors and looks around for a jail.
  1291. [20:44] (&Mr_Wilt) Cameron gets punched in the face. He manages to stay in his chair, though. -1 Body.
  1292. [20:44] (Soulless) "...Got any directions to the nearest dragon."
  1293. [20:44] (%Sequence) Alissa sets her hand on Cameron's shoulder.
  1294. [20:44] (NAC) Cameron spits some blood out onto the floor. "Good work." He nods, taking another drink. Tastes more coppery than he remembers.
  1295. [20:45] (&Mr_Wilt) Terrance can't a jail if there is one. He'd probably have to head further into town.
  1296. [20:45] (Lord_Vol) Danzig is liking every minute of this. He walks over to Cecil. "Make sure you get lots of pictures of this one."
  1297. [20:45] (Soulless) "...Terrance, don't get separated."
  1298. [20:45] (&Mr_Wilt) "Should be some dragons up in the Mesa de la Snow mountains."
  1299. [20:46] (Soulless) "Could you point us in the direction- we're newcomers."
  1300. [20:46] (Fifthman) Cecil sees Terrance exit. "No, not now. I think Terry's gonna go off and get himself killed soon."
  1301. [20:46] (Fifthman) Cecil follows, trying not to attract Terrance's attention.
  1302. [20:46] (&Mr_Wilt) The viking points Northward!
  1303. [20:46] (Soulless) "Got it."
  1304. [20:46] (Lord_Vol) Danzig waits by the doors.
  1305. [20:46] (Soulless) "Poolboys, how do you feel about taking down a dragon?" She says this loud enough for the other poolboys to hear.
  1306. [20:47] (Fifthman) But he stops. "After I get a picture, Stoat!"
  1307. [20:47] (&Mr_Wilt) "You can take a punch." The dealer grins at Cameron. "You've probably killed a few dragons in your day."
  1308. [20:47] (NAC) "Playing BlackJack Punch" Cameron calls back.
  1309. [20:47] (%Sequence) "Why the fuck not, Stoat?"
  1310. [20:47] (Lord_Vol) Danzig cheers a little. "Let's do it!"
  1311. [20:47] (Soulless) "Cameron nothing's happening playing blackjack. I think if we take down a dragon we'll be doing what this game may be wanting."
  1312. [20:47] (Uncandescent) Terrance heads further into town@
  1313. [20:48] (NAC) "Fine, one more game!"
  1314. [20:48] (Soulless) "Fine. Where's Terrance."
  1315. [20:48] (&Mr_Wilt) Terrance spots a general good store, an undertaker, and a jail further down the road.
  1316. [20:49] (&Mr_Wilt) Cameron's cards are dealt.
  1317. [20:49] (&Mr_Wilt) 1d6
  1318. [20:49] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: 5 (1d6=5)
  1319. [20:49] (Uncandescent) Awesome. He heads for the jail!
  1320. [20:49] (&Mr_Wilt) Cameron loses again! The main two seats over to him on his right wins. Cameron, PDef.
  1321. [20:49] (Soulless) "Does anyone know where Terrance is."
  1322. [20:49] (Uncandescent) Terrance's radio bounces on his hip, totally on and everything.
  1323. [20:49] (NAC) 6df+8 "So do you come here often?"
  1324. [20:49] (Glacon) NAC: "So do you come here often?": 6 (6df+8=-, 0, -, 0, +, -)
  1325. [20:49] (Soulless) <<Terrance where are you. We're doing something.>>
  1326. [20:50] (Fifthman) Cecl bounces back to Stoat.
  1327. [20:50] (&Mr_Wilt) 6df+8 "Every day."
  1328. [20:50] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: "Every day.": 8 (6df+8=0, +, 0, 0, 0, -)
  1329. [20:50] (&Mr_Wilt) Cameron's punched hard enough in the face to make him fall back toward Alissa. -1 Body
  1330. [20:50] (%Sequence) Alissa moves to catch him!
  1331. [20:50] (&Mr_Wilt) Alissa manages to catch 'im.
  1332. [20:50] (%Sequence) She hurks as she supports this bearman.
  1333. [20:51] (Uncandescent) <<You fight dragons. I have other plans.>> He stand in front of the jail. Are there any bounty posters up?
  1334. [20:51] (%Sequence) Her arms tremble.
  1335. [20:51] (&Mr_Wilt) There are a few, Terrance.
  1336. [20:51] (NAC) Soon tries to get off of Alissa, feeling his jaw go out of place. "Welbb men, i's a pleasure."
  1337. [20:51] (&Mr_Wilt) A few men pass through the streets, riding bears.
  1338. [20:51] (Soulless) <<Getting separated will only make us weaker. What's going on.>>
  1339. [20:51] (&Mr_Wilt) "Good game! You should come huntin' with us some time." The dealer passes Cameron a half coin of gold.
  1340. [20:51] (NAC) He stands up, spits out blood, and shakes everyone's hand.
  1341. [20:51] (Lord_Vol) Danzig watches the bear calvary ride away.
  1342. [20:51] (%Sequence) Alissa frowns and tries to drag Cameron to a different table. "Come on, we need to get your jaw fixed."
  1343. [20:51] (&Mr_Wilt) They reciprocate the hand shakes.
  1344. [20:52] (Uncandescent) Terrance looks at that. That's awesome. Terrance looks back to the posters. Are any of them of the man dressed in black?
  1345. [20:52] (NAC) Cameron waves goodbye to his new friends and follows alissa.
  1346. [20:52] (%Sequence) She sits him down and medicals him,
  1347. [20:52] (&Mr_Wilt) Just so happens, Terrance.
  1348. [20:52] (%Sequence) 6df+12 "Why the fuck did you play after the first round?"
  1349. [20:52] (Glacon) Sequence: "Why the fuck did you play after the first round?": 11 (6df+12=-, 0, 0, +, -, 0)
  1350. [20:52] (NAC) "I thought I could win."
  1351. [20:53] (NAC) 6df+2
  1352. [20:53] (Glacon) NAC: 4 (6df+2=0, 0, 0, 0, +, +)
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  1355. [20:54] (%Sequence) Alissa patches up Cameron's jaw. "Still."
  1356. [20:54] (Uncandescent) Well how about that. Now. If he just straight-up challenges him, he'll get shot dead. Because that's how these things work. What does it say the man's crime is?
  1357. [20:55] (Soulless) <<Terrance, answer.>>
  1358. [20:55] (&Mr_Wilt) Cameron gets +1 Body!
  1359. [20:56] (&Mr_Wilt) Says he's wanted for murder, and that his bounty is $5000.
  1360. [20:57] (Uncandescent) <<I'm not fighting a dragon. I have a better idea.>> What is the man's name?
  1361. [20:57] (Soulless) <<I'm asking your idea.>>
  1362. [20:58] (Uncandescent) <<It's complicated.>>
  1363. [20:59] (Soulless) <<Then start talking.>>
  1364. [20:59] (&Mr_Wilt) The posted name is José Østergaard.
  1365. [20:59] (Soulless) "...Guys, Terrance isn't coming with us, so cancel the dragon hunts."
  1366. [20:59] (%Sequence) "What's happening instead?"
  1367. [20:59] (Soulless) <<Terrance, where are you.>>
  1368. [20:59] (NAC) Cameron walks over to the group, stretching his jaw. "Oh? You pulled me away from Blackjack punching for this?"
  1369. [20:59] (Uncandescent) <<I need to test a theory first.>> He walks into the jail!
  1370. [20:59] (Soulless) "He's not talk about what he's doing."
  1371. [21:00] (Soulless) REDACT
  1372. [21:00] (Soulless) "He refuses to communicate."
  1373. [21:00] (Uncandescent) Terrance looks around the inside of the jail.
  1374. [21:00] (Fifthman) Cecil rolls his eyes. "I should have followed him out."
  1375. [21:00] (&Mr_Wilt) Terrance heads into the jail! A man with a badge pasted to his big metal-plate armor looks up at him from behind a table. "Yes?"
  1376. [21:01] (Soulless) "We should look for him."
  1377. [21:02] (%Sequence) "Probably a good idea."
  1378. [21:02] (Uncandescent) "How... Could you... //please// ... tell me how many prisoners you have."
  1379. [21:02] (Lord_Vol) Danzig takes a few steps outside.
  1380. [21:03] (&Mr_Wilt) "Just the two."
  1381. [21:03] (Soulless) Stoat also steps outside.
  1382. [21:03] (Soulless) She waves to someone who looks like they've been here for the past minute or so.
  1383. [21:04] (Soulless) "Have you seen a guy that carries one of these heading anywhere." Stoat holds up her radio.
  1384. [21:04] (Fifthman) Cecil follows Stoat.
  1385. [21:04] (Uncandescent) "Is one of them arrested for the murder of his wife."
  1386. [21:05] (&Mr_Wilt) The woman points further in town.
  1387. [21:05] (%Sequence) Alissa follows Cecil!
  1388. [21:05] (Lord_Vol) Danzig kneels down and takes a moment to collect a sample of the sand. He places it in his pack after he finishes.
  1389. [21:05] (&Mr_Wilt) "No, don't believe so."
  1390. [21:05] (Uncandescent) Huh. "Sister?"
  1391. [21:05] (&Mr_Wilt) The man looks back down at a scroll.
  1392. [21:05] (&Mr_Wilt) "Nope."
  1393. [21:05] (Uncandescent) "Parents."
  1394. [21:06] (&Mr_Wilt) "Nuhuh."
  1395. [21:06] (%Sequence) Alissa heads farther into town!
  1396. [21:06] (Uncandescent) "Brother? Teacher? Son?"
  1397. [21:06] (Soulless) Stoat also heads further into town.
  1398. [21:06] (&Mr_Wilt) "Nnnnope."
  1399. [21:07] (Lord_Vol) "Where would he have gone?"
  1400. [21:07] (NAC) Cameron also follows Alissa.
  1401. [21:08] (Uncandescent) Well goddamn it. Maybe the guy isn't here. maybe their captor removed him. "Any murders at all?"
  1402. [21:08] (&Mr_Wilt) "Yeah."
  1403. [21:08] (Soulless) Stoat looks for another guy who looks like he's been here.
  1404. [21:08] (Uncandescent) "Who then?"
  1405. [21:08] (Soulless) She asks the same question to him, this time asking "Do you know what building he went into"
  1406. [21:09] (&Mr_Wilt) "His name's Miguel. Killed a man in a bar fight is what the report said."
  1407. [21:09] (Fifthman) Cecil follows Stoat.
  1408. [21:09] (&Mr_Wilt) Stoat walks up to a man whimsically watching a woman sweep a porch. He points down to the jail.
  1409. [21:10] (Soulless) Stoat heads to the jail.
  1410. [21:10] (Soulless) She walks in.
  1411. [21:10] (Uncandescent) That seems like an entirely different type of movie. Maybe he's missing something. "Who was the witness." He asked suddenly.
  1412. [21:11] (Fifthman) Cecil also follows in, watching Terrance perform his investigation. He listens in, and he sighs. His technique is awful.
  1413. [21:11] (&Mr_Wilt) "Bar maid."
  1414. [21:11] (Soulless) Stoat also listens. Cecil's expression says all she needs to know.
  1415. [21:12] (Lord_Vol) Danzig leans on the doorframe and watches, crossing his arms.
  1416. [21:12] (Uncandescent) Fuckin'. There should be someone Jose killed that he framed the prisoner for. Unless... "The other one. Guilty of armed robery?"
  1417. [21:12] (&Mr_Wilt) "Yep."
  1418. [21:13] (Uncandescent) "A train?"
  1419. [21:13] (&Mr_Wilt) "Yep."
  1420. [21:15] (Uncandescent) "Could you pass him a message for me."
  1421. [21:15] (&Mr_Wilt) "Sure, wassat?"
  1422. [21:16] (Uncandescent) "Jose is back in town. He'll understand."
  1423. [21:16] (&Mr_Wilt) The man nods, then gets back to reading his scroll.
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  1425. [21:17] (Uncandescent) Terrance turns around and sees the group. He blinks, then gestures to go outside.
  1426. [21:17] (Uncandescent) He then goes outside.
  1427. [21:17] (Fifthman) Cecil blinks. "Terry, what was that?"
  1428. [21:17] (Fifthman) He follows.
  1429. [21:17] (Soulless) Stoat heads out.
  1430. [21:17] (Soulless) "..." She looks to Terrance expectantly.
  1431. [21:17] (Lord_Vol) Danzig follows the group.
  1432. [21:18] (%Sequence) Alissa follows!
  1433. [21:18] (Uncandescent) "The prisoner will escape once he hears the news. He'll track down Jose and kill him. We advance to the next level."
  1434. [21:18] (Fifthman) "You're kidding, right?"
  1435. [21:19] (Fifthman) "And you expect the prisoner to escape... how?"
  1436. [21:19] (NAC) "I see where this is going."
  1437. [21:19] (Uncandescent) "He just will." ~Pull the guard in close. Knock him out. Take the keys. "He'll find a way. We just need to wait."
  1438. [21:20] (Soulless) "..."
  1439. [21:20] (%Sequence) "How do you know this?"
  1440. [21:20] (NAC) "Wait, I have an idea." Cameron grunts.
  1441. [21:20] (Uncandescent) "It's better than fighting dragons."
  1442. [21:20] (Soulless) "What is it, Cameron."
  1443. [21:20] (NAC) "Trust me on this."
  1444. [21:20] (Uncandescent) Terrance turns and regards Cam. "What."
  1445. [21:20] (Lord_Vol) Danzig is in shock. ~Better than fighting dragons?~ He glares at Terrance.
  1446. [21:21] (%Sequence) Alissa snorts as she sees the expressions aimed at Terrance.
  1447. [21:21] (NAC) Cameron pulls out his med kit and shows off a sedative. "Vikings like drinking. Give him some mead, dose it, give it to the sherif."
  1448. [21:21] (NAC) Redact give him, insert Get
  1449. [21:22] (NAC) He pulls out the coin he got from playing BlackJack Punch. "We don't eve have to steal the drink."
  1450. [21:22] (NAC) even*
  1451. [21:23] (%Sequence) "Huh. Guess playing that game was worth it."
  1452. [21:23] (Uncandescent) "I would decrease the wait time..." Terrance says.
  1453. [21:23] (Uncandescent) *It would
  1454. [21:23] (Uncandescent) Somewhat reluctantly, as if he doesn't like it but acknowledges the merit of the idea.
  1455. [21:24] (Soulless) "Okay, let's do that."
  1456. [21:24] (Soulless) "Though, we'd have to butter him up."
  1457. [21:24] (Soulless) "Doubt he'll take mead right out from strangers."
  1458. [21:25] (Fifthman) Cecil shrugs. "Sounds like a plan. And strangers? That's my job." He winks.
  1459. [21:25] (Soulless) "Got it. Cameron let's go?"
  1460. [21:25] (NAC) Cameron smiles some. "Well, back to the saloon." He states, turning around and walking back up to his group of friends at the BlackJack Punch table, deciding to play another game as he waits for a ale wench.
  1461. [21:25] (Lord_Vol) ~If /I/ were designing a demented hyperrealistic killer simulation suite that could potentially perforate me, what would I do?~
  1462. [21:25] (Soulless) Stoat follows.
  1463. [21:26] (%Sequence) Alissa follows as well. "So Cecil's gonna do the buttering?"
  1464. [21:26] (Uncandescent) Terrance follows, snorting a bit at the kicked up dust. It was a bit disenheartening to think that after this, they would have to do it again and again and again and again...
  1465. [21:26] (Lord_Vol) Danzig chuckles. "Buttering..."
  1466. [21:26] (&Mr_Wilt) "Back for more abuse?" The dealer grins at him as the server saunters over toward him.
  1467. [21:26] (Fifthman) "More like hand it over and watch him guzzle it."
  1468. [21:27] (NAC) "Why not." He chuckles, "Plans brought me back for a drink."
  1469. [21:27] (&Mr_Wilt) "Alright then." The dealer gives Cameron his cards as the server waits for his order of booze.
  1470. [21:28] (Lord_Vol) ~A failsafe! I would put in a backdoor of some sort just in case I got trapped in it myself! But I can't tell the others or we all die...~
  1471. [21:28] (Soulless) Stoat waits with Cameron to watch.
  1472. [21:28] (%Sequence) Alissa sighs. "I'll help fix you up, Cameron, but if you fall on your ass I /will/ laugh at you."
  1473. [21:28] (Fifthman) Cecil takes a picture of Cameron sitting at the table.
  1474. [21:28] (NAC) Cameron flicks the coin to the girl and winces as he hears that ting, knowing that it was a bad idea as he did it. "A-ah, just the best that'll get me."
  1475. [21:29] (%Sequence) Alissa flinches a little at the ting.
  1476. [21:29] (Fifthman) "Two of them, miss."
  1477. [21:29] (@Feierbird) Boobies.
  1478. [21:29] (&Mr_Wilt) "Coming right up!" The woman goes to get two mugs as they play.
  1479. [21:29] ³ Feierbird's ass was kicked by Mr_Wilt (GTFOOC)
  1480. [21:29] (&Mr_Wilt) 1d6
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  1483. [21:29] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: 3 (1d6=3)
  1484. [21:29] (Fifthman) Cecil also grimaces.
  1485. [21:29] (&Mr_Wilt) Cameron wins! Everybody around him gets punched.
  1486. [21:30] (NAC) How many punches?
  1487. [21:30] (Fifthman) But Cameron's victory pulls him away from the coinflip.
  1488. [21:30] (%Sequence) Alissa laughs.
  1489. [21:30] (&Mr_Wilt) "Well! Didn't you get lucky?" Cameron is passed five golden coin halves.
  1490. [21:30] (Uncandescent) ~Did he just give away our money?~
  1491. [21:30] (&Mr_Wilt) Four men around him, so four punches.
  1492. [21:31] (NAC) 6df+7 "Indeed I did."
  1493. [21:31] (Glacon) NAC: "Indeed I did.": 10 (6df+7=+, +, +, 0, +, -)
  1494. [21:31] (NAC) 6df+7
  1495. [21:31] (NAC) 6df+7
  1496. [21:31] (Glacon) NAC: 7 (6df+7=0, 0, 0, +, -, 0)
  1497. [21:31] (NAC) 6df+7
  1498. [21:31] (Glacon) NAC: 9 (6df+7=+, +, +, +, -, -)
  1499. [21:31] (NAC) 6df+7
  1500. [21:31] (Glacon) NAC: 7 (6df+7=0, 0, +, +, -, -)
  1501. [21:31] (&Mr_Wilt) The men all get punched! The first man goes down hard, dazed.
  1502. [21:32] (&Mr_Wilt) A viking saunters up to Alissa as the server gives Cameron his two mugs.
  1503. [21:32] (Soulless) Stoat regards this.
  1504. [21:32] (&Mr_Wilt) "You've got a nice ass, wench." The viking gropes dat ass crazy hard.
  1505. [21:32] (Soulless) "...Cameron, can I have a mug."
  1506. [21:33] (Soulless) He only needs one, right?
  1507. [21:33] (%Sequence) Alissa grabs his hand hard, digging her fingernails into the webbing between his fingers. "Hands. Off."
  1508. [21:34] (Uncandescent) ~We may get a bar brawl after all..~
  1509. [21:34] (Fifthman) "Stoat, you wanna try it? I was gonna do it, but if you want to it's up to you."
  1510. [21:34] (NAC) Cameron gives stoat a mug of ale and smiles, "Here you go." he says, shaking his hand.
  1511. [21:34] (Soulless) "...Thanks..." This is said relatively quietly
  1512. [21:34] (Soulless) She then sips. How is it?
  1513. [21:34] (&Mr_Wilt) "Oooh, shit!" He pulls his hand away. "Testy. I like that."
  1514. [21:34] (&Mr_Wilt) Bitter.
  1515. [21:35] (Soulless) BITTER LIKE HER SOUL
  1516. [21:35] (%Sequence) She glares at him and flicks out the scalpel from her middle finger, flipping him off.
  1517. [21:35] (Soulless) Stoat breaks out into 'crawling in my skin' upon drinking.
  1518. [21:35] (Soulless) (redacted)
  1519. [21:35] ³ Soulless's ass was kicked by Mr_Wilt (GTFOOC)
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  1521. [21:36] (&Mr_Wilt) The viking winks at her, then goes off to sit at the bar.
  1522. [21:36] (Soulless) She makes a small face, then continues drinking.
  1523. [21:36] (Soulless) "Come on Alissa."
  1524. [21:36] (Soulless) "We got what we needed."
  1525. [21:36] (Fifthman) "Save some for our friend at the jail, Stoat."
  1526. [21:36] (Uncandescent) Terrance is slightly glad, slightly disappointed that he didn't get to taser the viking.
  1527. [21:36] (%Sequence) Alissa glares after the viking. "Yeah, let's get out of here."
  1528. [21:36] (NAC) Cameron smiles some and brings his mead outside, shaking his hand free of cramps from punching, making sure not to spill his mead.
  1529. [21:36] (Soulless) "...Cameron got it."
  1530. [21:37] (Fifthman) "It's always a bad idea to drink alone, Stoat. If you want to make friends, you drink with him!" Cecil smiles.
  1531. [21:37] (NAC) He nods and slides one of his sedatives out, squirting the substance into the mead.
  1532. [21:38] (Soulless) "..."
  1533. [21:38] (Soulless) "Do you want a sip."
  1534. [21:38] (Soulless) Stoat extends the mead.
  1535. [21:38] (Fifthman) "So, several covers. Stoat's got the seductive angle down, I've got the good sheriff angle, and Cammy's got the brother viking role."
  1536. [21:39] (Fifthman) "How do you guys wanna play it?"
  1537. [21:39] (Uncandescent) Terrance watches passively.
  1538. [21:39] (Soulless) "...Seductive... angle...?"
  1539. [21:39] (Soulless) Stoat looks to Cecil like 'what am I doing'.
  1540. [21:39] (Soulless) "...Do you expect me to give him a lapdance."
  1541. [21:39] (%Sequence) "Wait what?"
  1542. [21:39] (Lord_Vol) Danzig shrugs. "Couldn't hurt."
  1543. [21:39] (Fifthman) "You wanted it, right? Just walk in, share a drink, small talk. A little tease here and there."
  1544. [21:39] (Soulless) "..."
  1545. [21:40] (%Sequence) Alissa was zoning out a bit, sulking about the viking but /lapdancing Stoat/.
  1546. [21:40] (Fifthman) "No lapdances, no contact if you don't want it."
  1547. [21:40] (Soulless) "...I don't know how to tease well. I'll try it."
  1548. [21:40] (NAC) "I'd do it, but I'm not pretty." Cameron shrugs, handing stoat the drugged drink.
  1549. [21:40] (Fifthman) "Although the lapdance would certainly help."
  1550. [21:40] (Soulless) Stoat gives Cameron a hint of a smile.
  1551. [21:40] (Soulless) "...Okay."
  1552. [21:40] (NAC) "Just say he's got pretty eyes and slide him the drink."
  1553. [21:41] (%Sequence) Alissa twists her mouth to the side. Yeah, Stoat's the only one that can do this.
  1554. [21:41] (Soulless) "...Should I seem drunk to seem easy."
  1555. [21:41] (Lord_Vol) Danzig shakes his head. "He's a viking, he thinks all women are easy."
  1556. [21:41] (Fifthman) "Just kidding. Play it how you think you should play it, Stoat. Although I can really help you out on that angle."
  1557. [21:41] (Soulless) "...Okay."
  1558. [21:41] (Fifthman) "Just follow my lead. Cammy, which one's drugged and which one's safe?"
  1559. [21:42] (Soulless) Stoat shows the drugged one.
  1560. [21:42] (Soulless) She has the not drugged one in the other hand and is currently sipping it. How strong is it?
  1561. [21:42] (Fifthman) "Gimme the drugged one."
  1562. [21:42] (&Mr_Wilt) It's pretty goddamn strong.
  1563. [21:42] (Fifthman) "But one more thing."
  1564. [21:43] (Soulless) Does she have to roll for drunk as she's drinking.
  1565. [21:43] (%Sequence) Alissa sighs a bit. This is just crazy.
  1566. [21:43] (Fifthman) Cecil goes up to Stoat and fusses up her hair slightly. "There we go."
  1567. [21:43] (Soulless) She lets him.
  1568. [21:44] (Soulless) "...I'll just follow your lead."
  1569. [21:44] (Fifthman) Cecil pulls out his old badge and hooks it on his hip. "Stoat, ready?"
  1570. [21:45] (Soulless) "...Yes."
  1571. [21:45] (Uncandescent) Terrance continues to watch. They have ventured into the realm of communicating with people; he can't reach them now.
  1572. [21:46] (%Sequence) Alissa crosses her arms, tapping her metal fingers against her elbow.
  1573. [21:48] (Fifthman) "Let's head on in." Cecil confidently strides into the doorway, his badge shining as he enters. "Good afternoon, deputy. I'm Sheriff Chen. I'm new around these parts, so I'd like to get to know my deputies and let them know that they're doing a great job."
  1574. [21:49] (Fifthman) He sets the drink down on the table. "So think of this as an early bonus. A cold, stiff drink! And some /company/." He gestures to Stoat.
  1575. [21:50] (Fifthman) "Take a load off, deputy. You deserve it." He says this with a very shit-gluttonous grin.
  1576. [21:50] (Soulless) Stoat gives him a shy smile, like something she'd show Charon.
  1577. [21:50] (&Mr_Wilt) "Oho!" He sets his scroll down, grabbing the drink. "I like you already, Sheriff Chen!"
  1578. [21:51] (Soulless) "Hello, sir... You're quite... handsome..."
  1579. [21:51] (Soulless) She settles by the man's side, stroking his arm with feather light touches.
  1580. [21:51] (&Mr_Wilt) "Hell/o/, little lady." He wraps his arm around Stoat. "What's your name?"
  1581. [21:51] (Uncandescent) Terrance is outside, watching bears.
  1582. [21:52] (%Sequence) Alissa is with Terrance and Cameron.
  1583. [21:52] (&Mr_Wilt) Two bears tied up to a post outside of a building growl at each other.
  1584. [21:52] (%Sequence) She frowns a bit. "Y'know what, I haven't had alcohol since I went to the Improver."
  1585. [21:52] (Soulless) "They call me..." Stoat tries to think quickly of a fast name. "...Vixen Rose."
  1586. [21:52] (Uncandescent) Terrance watches the bears growl. It's kind of awesome.
  1587. [21:53] (Fifthman) Cecil crosses his arms. "Leave the keys, Deputy. I'll handle the prison watch. Go ahead and go somewhere private." He searches for an office. If he finds one, and it's empty, Cecil will gesture towards it.
  1588. [21:53] (Soulless) She gives another smile. "You must be /tired/, sir... Such a /hard/ job..." Her pauses are not so much trying to be sexy pauses as much as she's trying to figure out what to say really, really quickly.
  1589. [21:54] (NAC) Cameron hears the bears growling at each other and goes to watch. "I thought I knew that sound."
  1590. [21:54] (&Mr_Wilt) The guard tosses Cecil the keys, heading into said office with Stoat and the alcohol. "Vixen Rose, what an exotic name~"
  1591. [21:56] (Uncandescent) Terrance silently bets that the one on the left will attack the right one before Cecil emerges.
  1592. [21:56] (NAC) Cameron idly wonders, as he stares at his brethren, how long it would take for sedatives to work if ingested. Hopefully not long.
  1593. [21:56] (Fifthman) Cecil catches the keyring around his fingers. "Night night, deputy~" He twirls the keys around, then takes a seat at the guard's chair, putting his foot up on the desk.
  1594. [21:56] (Soulless) "...Yes... I come from... far away. The men are not so... /rugged/ there..." Smile smile smile smile smile don't fuck this up. Stoat walks with him, her own drink in hand.
  1595. [21:57] (%Sequence) "Hey, Cameron."
  1596. [21:57] (Soulless) She waits for him to drink and pass out.
  1597. [21:57] (&Mr_Wilt) He takes a big swig from his drink, then kisses Stoat, his big ol' bushy beard brushin' against her face.
  1598. [21:58] (Soulless) Stoat kisses back, trying not to show her disgust and trying not to drink his booze. Just pretend it's Charon. With a beard. Or something. Nope, still nasty.
  1599. [21:58] (Soulless) She hopes this doesn't count as cheating.
  1600. [21:59] (NAC) Cameron turns to Alissa and raises a brow "Rrr... I mean, yes?" he says, covering up a small growl with a question.
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  1604. [21:59] (%Sequence) She stifles a smile, shoulders shaking a little. "You know where I could get some alcohol? On base, I mean?"
  1605. [22:00] (&Mr_Wilt) The guard pulls away abruptly, putting his hand to his forehead. "Did you put somethin'... in... there?"
  1606. [22:00] (&Mr_Wilt) He collapses.
  1607. [22:00] (Soulless) "..." Stoat wipes her mouth.
  1608. [22:00] (Soulless) She leaves.
  1609. [22:00] (Soulless) Still wiping her mouth.
  1610. [22:00] (Soulless) "...He's out."
  1611. [22:01] (NAC) Cameron shakes his head and shrugs. "Sorry, no, stock up on some mead while you're here though."
  1612. [22:01] (Lord_Vol) Danzig huffs. "I had some before they searched me. Fucking T-totalling..." He trails off, grumbling to himself.
  1613. [22:01] (Fifthman) "You okay, Stoat?" Cecil sits up straight and stops twirling the keys.
  1614. [22:02] (%Sequence) "Got any of those coins left, then?"
  1615. [22:02] (Uncandescent) Terrance continues to watch the bears. They're pretty sweet.
  1616. [22:03] (Lord_Vol) Danzig is still cursing in at least three different languages.
  1617. [22:03] (&Mr_Wilt) Really big bears, too.
  1618. [22:03] (Soulless) "...Gave me a kiss. What do we do now."
  1619. [22:04] (Fifthman) Cecil clicks on his radio. "Mischief managed, guys. He's out. Stoat did great!"
  1620. [22:04] (%Sequence) Alissa shrugs. "It's Cecil and Terrance's plan."
  1621. [22:04] (Fifthman) "Nah. That was all Terrance."
  1622. [22:05] (Soulless) "Terrance what now."
  1623. [22:05] (NAC) Cameron nods some and shows em to her. "Yeah, but I don't know how you'd smuggle mead back into the foundation. The mugs are open topped." He says, looking down at his winnings.
  1624. [22:06] (Fifthman) He shrugs. <<Hey, guys? Mischief managed. Let's finish up here.>>
  1625. [22:06] (Soulless) She tries to get the taste of viking from her mouth a bit more before just downing it in booze. Fuck everything.
  1626. [22:06] (%Sequence) "Damn. True. Stoat, you okay?"
  1627. [22:06] (Uncandescent) <<Pretend to be letting him out early. Tell him Jose's in town. Make sure you get the right one.>>
  1628. [22:07] (Lord_Vol) Danzig looks over at Cecil. "Fuck, man, this isn't even real, let them all out."
  1629. [22:08] (Soulless) "...Fine. He kissed me."
  1630. [22:08] (Uncandescent) Cecil and Stoat are still inside the jail, right?
  1631. [22:08] (Fifthman) <<Gotcha.>> Cecil walks over to the cells and hangs them open. "Gentlemen, you're free. Go out the back. Also, I hear a Jose's in town?"
  1632. [22:09] (Lord_Vol) Danzig walks out the front door, waiting for the prisoners to escape.
  1633. [22:09] (Uncandescent) ~That's not how it's supposed to go! There is a //process// for these things!~ But Terrance says nothing, instead being content with scowling slightly behind his mask.
  1634. [22:09] (&Mr_Wilt) One of the men simply runs out. The other stares at Cecil at the mention of Jose, goes further into the jail, and exits out wearing a suit of armor and holding a revolver.
  1635. [22:10] (&Mr_Wilt) The man in the armor heads down to the saloon! He shouts at it. "Hey! José"
  1636. [22:10] (Uncandescent) Terrance follows after the man! He watches from outside the Saloon doors!
  1637. [22:11] (Soulless) Stoat follows Terrance.
  1638. [22:11] (%Sequence) Alissa just follows!
  1639. [22:11] (Soulless) "...Is your plan to start a bar fight between vikings."
  1640. [22:11] (Uncandescent) "Yes."
  1641. [22:11] (Lord_Vol) Danzig chuckles. "It'll at least prove entertaining."
  1642. [22:11] (&Mr_Wilt) The big, burly man in the armor-plated duster exits the saloon, wearing a helmet with huge, curled horns.
  1643. [22:12] (%Sequence) "He can do it, too."
  1644. [22:12] (Uncandescent) Terrance watches, silently thinking that this is gonna be really fucking cool.
  1645. [22:12] (NAC) Cameron just sighs and places his palm on his face, sitting on the edge of a building, looking at the vikings.
  1646. [22:13] (%Sequence) Alissa thumps Cameron on the back. "Cecil can manage it."
  1647. [22:13] (Soulless) Stoat watches, sipping the alcohol until she doesn't taste the spittle anymore.
  1648. [22:13] (&Mr_Wilt) The bell tower suddenly starts tolling. The theme to The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly starts playing out of nowhere again.
  1649. [22:13] (&Mr_Wilt) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQGGQ-FCe_w
  1650. [22:13] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Theme - length 2m 39s - rated 4.96/5.0 (2543) - 576352 views - themetunez on 2008.08.16
  1651. [22:13] (Soulless) "...Who wants the rest."
  1652. [22:13] (&Mr_Wilt) They continue staring at each other, their hands hovering over their revolvers.
  1653. [22:14] (&Mr_Wilt) And they draw. They aim. They shoot.
  1654. [22:14] (&Mr_Wilt) They both seem to stand there for a moment, staring at each other.
  1655. [22:14] (&Mr_Wilt) Then they both fall over.
  1656. [22:14] (Soulless) "...Did we finish this 'game'."
  1657. [22:14] (Uncandescent) ~Fuck yes.~
  1658. [22:14] (Uncandescent) Terrance shudders slightly from the awesomeness.
  1659. [22:15] (Lord_Vol) Danzig looks over and takes the mead from Stoat.
  1660. [22:15] (&Mr_Wilt) Everything starts to fade and waver again as holes open up in the floor, the buildings and the corpses falling through before the holes quickly close up. The floor changes, the walls shift, and new objects quickly appear.
  1661. [22:15] (Lord_Vol) He quickly downs the remainder of the mug before the scene changes.
  1662. [22:15] (Uncandescent) ~And here we go again...~
  1663. [22:15] (%Sequence) "Awww shiiit."
  1664. [22:15] (Uncandescent) His excitement dies down a bit.
  1665. [22:16] (NAC) "Hey Game master? Can we have like a five minute break? This mead makes me need to use a restroom!" Cameron calls out to the sky.
  1666. [22:16] (&Mr_Wilt) A gun quickly pops out of the floor, nudging Cameron in the back. "NO!"
  1667. [22:16] (&Mr_Wilt) It just as quickly disappears as things continue to change
  1668. [22:17] (Soulless) "..."
  1669. [22:17] (Soulless) "...I don't want to do that again."
  1670. [22:17] (%Sequence) "Fucking asshole."
  1671. [22:17] (@Feierbird) The ground quickly changes to mud. The walls become what seems to be a football stadium, and the items are cheering fans, and memorabilia. Oh, and vehicles of all shapes and sizes, including a monster truck or two.
  1672. [22:18] (@Feierbird) Their engines are all revving, and... they appear to be piloted by zombies.
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  1674. [22:18] (Soulless) "..."
  1675. [22:18] (@Feierbird) Dead, rotting corpses, still ready to drive.
  1676. [22:18] (Soulless) "Zombie monster tricks."
  1677. [22:18] (%Sequence) "Oh shit."
  1678. [22:18] (Soulless) *trucks
  1679. [22:18] (Uncandescent) Where is the team standing?
  1680. [22:19] (NAC) Cameron looks up at the sky. "I really think this guy is a kid..."
  1681. [22:19] (@Feierbird) Near the middle. Loudspeakers go on. "ZOMBIES, START! YOUR! ENGINES!"
  1682. [22:19] (@Feierbird) The revving gets louder.
  1683. [22:19] (Lord_Vol) Danzig raises an eyebrow. "Naw, viking westerns, psychotic rock gods, and large vehicles piloted by the undead? It's clearly Quentin Tarantino."
  1684. [22:20] (@Feierbird) "ON YOUR MARK!" Some of the cars are pointed in your general direction, some aren't.
  1685. [22:20] (Uncandescent) Terrance's eyes widen. This was a lot less awesome. Especially considering the impending flattening.
  1686. [22:20] (Fifthman) Cecil huffs in exhaustion.
  1687. [22:20] (%Sequence) "Oh fuck no."
  1688. [22:20] (NAC) "The fuck is Tarantino?" Mr.Pink grunts, looking down at Danzig.
  1689. [22:21] (Uncandescent) Terrance looks around quickly, looking for a vehicle he recognizes.
  1690. [22:21] (@Feierbird) "GEEEEET SET!" They all look like vehicles you recognize, Terrance. You practically have your pick of vehicles.
  1691. [22:21] (Lord_Vol) "I'll explain it when we're not about to get crushed by zombie trucks."
  1692. [22:22] (Fifthman) "No way. We're gonna get flattened by monster trucks driven by zombies?"
  1693. [22:22] (Fifthman) Cecil snaps a picture. Hell of a way to go.
  1694. [22:22] (Uncandescent) Are there any that are close an unpiloted? Terrance's mind rushes to find sacntuary.
  1695. [22:22] (%Sequence) "I am /not/ dying like this." Alissa glares at the trucks.
  1696. [22:22] (Fifthman) "Yeah. Any ideas?" Cecil looks around.
  1697. [22:22] (@Feierbird) No, they're all piloted.
  1698. [22:23] (NAC) Cameron looks around, are there any arena entrances?
  1699. [22:23] (Uncandescent) What one is closest?
  1700. [22:23] (@Feierbird) There's a minivan about thirty feet from you, and an arena entrance waaaaay at the end of the arena.
  1701. [22:23] (@Feierbird) "GO!" Vehicles start driving around and into each other.
  1702. [22:23] (@Feierbird) There's a sedan headed your way, group! Ath!
  1703. [22:24] (Soulless) 6df+8 ath
  1704. [22:24] (Glacon) Soulless: ath: 7 (6df+8=-, -, +, +, -, 0)
  1705. [22:24] (Fifthman) 6df+5 tagging Excitement Magnet - Not now!
  1706. [22:24] (Glacon) Fifthman: tagging Excitement Magnet - Not now!: 8 (6df+5=0, 0, +, +, +, 0)
  1707. [22:24] (Uncandescent) Terrance draws a bead on the driver of the minivan, but catches the sedan approaching out of the corner of his eye.
  1708. [22:24] (NAC) 6df+8 "Shoot the zombie." Cameron grunts, as he dives away from a soccer mom.
  1709. [22:24] (Glacon) NAC: "Shoot the zombie." Cameron grunts, as he dives away from a soccer mom.: 10 (6df+8=0, +, -, +, 0, +)
  1710. [22:24] (%Sequence) Alissa waits to see if anyone needs to be tackled out of the way!
  1711. [22:24] (Lord_Vol) 6df+7 Not today
  1712. [22:24] (Glacon) Lord_Vol: Not today: 7 (6df+7=0, -, +, 0, -, +)
  1713. [22:24] (Uncandescent) 6df+5 Bring it, motor head!
  1714. [22:24] (Glacon) Uncandescent: Bring it, motor head!: 3 (6df+5=-, 0, -, 0, +, -)
  1715. [22:25] (Uncandescent) Terrance gets a foot stuck in the mud and stumbles as he tries to keep his footing.
  1716. [22:25] (@Feierbird) All but Terrance and Alissa get out of the way for now. Alissa, if you wanna save Terrance, ath.
  1717. [22:25] (%Sequence) 6df+7 Alissa tackles Terrance.
  1718. [22:25] (Glacon) Sequence: Alissa tackles Terrance.: 8 (6df+7=-, +, +, 0, 0, 0)
  1719. [22:26] (@Feierbird) Terrance is saved, but... Alissa, roll ath at -3.
  1720. [22:26] (%Sequence) 6df+4
  1721. [22:26] (Glacon) Sequence: 1 (6df+4=-, -, +, 0, -, -)
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  1723. [22:28] (Uncandescent) Terrance finds himself stuck in the headlights of the rapidly approaching car, until he feels something crash into his side and push him to the ground, out of harm's way.
  1724. [22:28] (@Feierbird) Alissa manages to get Terrance out of the way, but takes a glancing blow herself! -1 body.
  1725. [22:28] (Lord_Vol) Danzig turns to see if everyone made it. His eyes widen when he sees Alissa save Terrance.
  1726. [22:29] (@Feierbird) Your move. There are cars moving around and crashing into each other, piloted by zombies. Cheering fans and whatnot.
  1727. [22:29] (%Sequence) Alissa cries out as she's knocked over, hip cracking unpleasantly as the bumper slams into her.
  1728. [22:29] (Soulless) Stoat grabs Alissa and lifts her. "Let's find a corner or something, take out these cars."
  1729. [22:29] (Uncandescent) Terrance rolls to his feet and takes a shot at the car's driver as it speeds away, shooting through the back window and into it's skull.
  1730. [22:30] (@Feierbird) Ranged.
  1731. [22:30] (Uncandescent) 6df+10 Tagging Theatrical Not like you need much brains to do destruction derby anyway.
  1732. [22:30] (Glacon) Uncandescent: Tagging Theatrical Not like you need much brains to do destruction derby anyway.: 12 (6df+10=0, +, +, -, +, 0)
  1733. [22:30] (%Sequence) "Shit. It's just- dislocated. Fuck." Alissa hisses.
  1734. [22:30] (NAC) Camerons charges towards Alissa and slides near her, whipping out his medical kit. "You ok?"
  1735. [22:30] (Lord_Vol) Danzig's eyes narrow. He circumspects the arena.
  1736. [22:30] (%Sequence) "Yeah, I'm fine it's just dislocated /fuck/."
  1737. [22:31] (Lord_Vol) Does he see which vehicle is nearest?
  1738. [22:31] (@Feierbird) Yeah, a short school bus hitting a pickup.
  1739. [22:31] (Lord_Vol) Addendum: Does he see which one is heading towards them next?
  1740. [22:32] (@Feierbird) In a second, because your turn is up!
  1741. [22:32] (NAC) "Do you want me to put it back?" He asks, looking down at her
  1742. [22:32] (Soulless) Stoat hands Alissa to Cameron. "Good job. Try not to risk yourself again."
  1743. [22:32] (NAC) But nevermind because turn over.
  1744. [22:32] (@Feierbird) A zombie drags itself out of a Volkswagon Beetle that got on its side. It runs over to the group and pounces on...
  1745. [22:32] (@Feierbird) d6
  1746. [22:32] (Glacon) Feierbird: 5 (d6=5)
  1747. [22:32] (@Feierbird) Stoat! Pdef, Stoat!
  1748. [22:32] (Soulless) 6df+10 PDEF
  1749. [22:32] (Glacon) Soulless: PDEF: 9 (6df+10=0, -, +, -, +, -)
  1750. [22:32] (%Sequence) "Yeah, do it fast." Alissa squeezes her eyes shut.
  1751. [22:32] (@Feierbird) 6df+7 WHARRGARBL
  1752. [22:32] (Glacon) Feierbird: WHARRGARBL: 7 (6df+7=0, 0, +, -, +, -)
  1753. [22:32] (Fifthman) "Guys, look for a pileup and hide in that! The cars are looking for other moving cars to smash into! They won't go for wrecks!"
  1754. [22:33] (Fifthman) Cecil looks around for a good hiding spot.
  1755. [22:33] (@Feierbird) It leaps onto Stoat, but she pushes it off. Cecil, Perception.
  1756. [22:33] (Fifthman) 6df+9 Come on, gimme something good.
  1757. [22:33] (Glacon) Fifthman: Come on, gimme something good.: 7 (6df+9=+, +, -, -, -, -)
  1758. [22:33] (NAC) 6df+8 (MEDIC)He slides behind her and places his meaty hand on her shoulder. "Sorry."
  1759. [22:33] (Glacon) NAC: (MEDIC)He slides behind her and places his meaty hand on her shoulder. "Sorry.": 7 (6df+8=0, 0, 0, +, -, -)
  1760. [22:33] (%Sequence) 6df+2 Alissa was already hurt before...
  1761. [22:33] (Glacon) Sequence: Alissa was already hurt before...: 3 (6df+2=0, +, 0, 0, +, -)
  1762. [22:33] (Uncandescent) What about Terrance's shot?
  1763. [22:34] (Soulless) 6df+8 Stoat attempts to chuck a knife at the zombie. "Cameron get Alissa to safety first, if Cecil finds something."
  1764. [22:34] (Glacon) Soulless: Stoat attempts to chuck a knife at the zombie. "Cameron get Alissa to safety first, if Cecil finds something.": 7 (6df+8=0, +, 0, -, -, 0)
  1765. [22:34] (@Feierbird) Oh. Terrance's shot hits the driver of the van. It swerves around at random before hitting something and stopping.
  1766. [22:34] (@Feierbird) Cecil, there's a pileup maybe two turns away. Danzig, the next car headed for the group is a pickup truck.
  1767. [22:34] (@Feierbird) The knife embeds itself in the zombie. It is undeterred.
  1768. [22:34] (Uncandescent) Terrance looks down at Alissa. "Thanks." He murmurs. He looks back to the car. How far away is it?
  1769. [22:35] (NAC) Cameron nods and grabs onto Alissa's hand, leading her to the car that Terrence shot out.
  1770. [22:35] (Fifthman) "Guys, follow me!" Cecil points to the wreck and starts moving toward it.
  1771. [22:35] (Uncandescent) "Go with him." Terrance says as he gauges the distance to the Sedan.
  1772. [22:36] (Soulless) Stoat stays with Terrance in case he needs to be shoved out of the way again.
  1773. [22:36] (@Feierbird) Also about two turns away.
  1774. [22:36] (%Sequence) Alissa follows Cameron, still limping a little, but much faster than she would have been.
  1775. [22:36] (Uncandescent) Terrance takes off towards the Sedan!
  1776. [22:36] (Lord_Vol) Danzig runs with the group, watching cars around them.
  1777. [22:37] (@Feierbird) Seems people are headed towards a pileup and towards a sedan, Danzig. Which one?
  1778. [22:37] (Uncandescent) 6df+6 Percep to Ath Terrance watches for oncoming cars and gauges where not to run.
  1779. [22:37] (Glacon) Uncandescent: Percep to Ath Terrance watches for oncoming cars and gauges where not to run.: 8 (6df+6=-, +, 0, +, +, 0)
  1780. [22:38] (@Feierbird) Terrance gets a good idea of where to go... cars go at people! Ath, all.
  1781. [22:38] (Fifthman) 6df+5 tagging Excitement Magnet again - Oh god there's a PT Cruiser
  1782. [22:38] (Glacon) Fifthman: tagging Excitement Magnet again - Oh god there's a PT Cruiser: 2 (6df+5=0, 0, -, 0, -, -)
  1783. [22:38] (NAC) 6df+8 Cameron gets ready to take Alissa with him.
  1784. [22:38] (Glacon) NAC: Cameron gets ready to take Alissa with him.: 7 (6df+8=+, -, -, 0, -, +)
  1785. [22:39] (Soulless) 6df+8 ath
  1786. [22:39] (Glacon) Soulless: ath: 7 (6df+8=+, -, +, 0, -, -)
  1787. [22:39] (Uncandescent) 6df+9 Tagging maneuver Death Race? More like Undeath Race. Get it? Because they're undead? Shut up.
  1788. [22:39] (Glacon) Uncandescent: Tagging maneuver Death Race? More like Undeath Race. Get it? Because they're undead? Shut up.: 8 (6df+9=+, 0, -, 0, -, 0)
  1789. [22:39] (%Sequence) 6df+7 fuck
  1790. [22:39] (Glacon) Sequence: fuck: 5 (6df+7=-, -, 0, 0, 0, 0)
  1791. [22:39] (Lord_Vol) Whichever group Cameron is in.
  1792. [22:40] (@Feierbird) Ath, Danzig!
  1793. [22:40] (Lord_Vol) 6df+7 Every time I want to have fun THIS HAPPENS.
  1794. [22:40] (Glacon) Lord_Vol: Every time I want to have fun THIS HAPPENS.: 9 (6df+7=+, 0, +, +, -, 0)
  1795. [22:41] (@Feierbird) Alissa just barely gets hit! -1 body. Cecil gets hit in the leg! -1 body.
  1796. [22:41] (@Feierbird) Everyone is a turn closer to their destinations. Still my turn.
  1797. [22:42] (@Feierbird) The zombie from before chases after and tries to attack...
  1798. [22:42] (@Feierbird) d6
  1799. [22:42] (Glacon) Feierbird: 2 (d6=2)
  1800. [22:42] (@Feierbird) Cecil! Pdef, Cecil!
  1801. [22:42] (Fifthman) Cecil gets clipped by that PT cruiser. He tumbles face first into the mud, grimaces, and shields himself from the attacking zombie.
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  1803. [22:42] (Fifthman) 6df+6 You're not getting my Elvis guitar!
  1804. [22:42] (Glacon) Fifthman: You're not getting my Elvis guitar!: 4 (6df+6=-, +, -, +, -, -)
  1805. [22:43] (@Feierbird) 6df+6 wharrgarbl
  1806. [22:43] (Glacon) Feierbird: wharrgarbl: 2 (6df+6=-, -, 0, -, -, 0)
  1807. [22:43] (@Feierbird) The zombie's attempt to leap upon Cecil is pathetic. It falls down in the mud.
  1808. [22:43] (%Sequence) Alissa stumbles after Cameron, hand slipping from his and her face hitting the floor.
  1809. [22:44] (Soulless) Stoat picks up Cecil.
  1810. [22:44] (Lord_Vol) Danzig helps Alissa up and continues after Cameron, making sure she's steady
  1811. [22:44] (Lord_Vol) .
  1812. [22:44] (NAC) Cameron turns around and lifts her up to his shoulder, keeping her above ground as he carries her with him. "Come on, you're not dropping yet."
  1813. [22:44] (Soulless) 6df+8 hng
  1814. [22:44] (Glacon) Soulless: hng: 5 (6df+8=-, -, 0, 0, 0, -)
  1815. [22:44] (Uncandescent) Terrance predicts the movement of several cars ahead of time, and prevents injury.
  1816. [22:44] (Lord_Vol) Redact my bit
  1817. [22:44] (Soulless) Or not!
  1818. [22:44] (NAC) Do I roll athletics?
  1819. [22:45] (Uncandescent) I thought Stoat was with Terrance?
  1820. [22:45] (Fifthman) He rolls away to watch the zombie flop down next to him. Cecil rolls, spits the mud in his mouth at the fallen zombie, and squirms out of Stoat's reach. "I can still move, Stoat!"
  1821. [22:45] (Soulless) redact, that's true
  1822. [22:45] (Soulless) She stays with Terrance then
  1823. [22:46] (@Feierbird) Yeah, ath.
  1824. [22:46] (NAC) 6df+8 FUCK YOU BITCH
  1825. [22:46] (Glacon) NAC: FUCK YOU BITCH: 7 (6df+8=0, 0, -, +, 0, -)
  1826. [22:46] (%Sequence) Alissa is lifted?
  1827. [22:46] (@Feierbird) Unless she resists.
  1828. [22:46] (%Sequence) Alissa is lifted, then.
  1829. [22:47] (NAC) Cameron gently lifts his friend who is not a bitch and heads back towards the car. How much further are they till they hit the sudan?
  1830. [22:47] (@Feierbird) It'll take another turn of moving, and there'll be another chance to be hit by cars and shit.
  1831. [22:47] (Uncandescent) I thought they were heading for the wreck/
  1832. [22:48] (Fifthman) Cecil continues making his way to the wreck. He keeps his eyes out for cars that might hit him.
  1833. [22:48] (NAC) No, towards the thing that terrence shot
  1834. [22:48] (@Feierbird) Some are heading for the wreck, and some for the sedan.
  1835. [22:48] (@Feierbird) Who, I have no idea.
  1836. [22:48] (Uncandescent) Well alright then.
  1837. [22:48] (Fifthman) 6df+9 Perception to ath
  1838. [22:48] (Glacon) Fifthman: Perception to ath: 10 (6df+9=+, 0, 0, 0, -, +)
  1839. [22:48] (@Feierbird) Success, Cecil. You get an idea of the chaos around you.
  1840. [22:49] (Soulless) 6df+8 Perception maneuver to ath
  1841. [22:49] (Glacon) Soulless: Perception maneuver to ath: 6 (6df+8=0, 0, -, 0, 0, -)
  1842. [22:49] (Uncandescent) 6df+6 Perception to Ath once more Terrance maps out the least crush filled path the the Sedan.
  1843. [22:49] (Glacon) Uncandescent: Perception to Ath once more Terrance maps out the least crush filled path the the Sedan.: 4 (6df+6=-, +, -, -, -, +)
  1844. [22:49] (Soulless) Stoat keeps aware best she can in the noise and chaos, looking for what they need to do.
  1845. [22:49] (%Sequence) Alissa just flops on Cameron's shoulder.
  1846. [22:49] (Uncandescent) Terrance can't quite keep a handle on the chaos over here.
  1847. [22:49] (NAC) 6df+5 Perception to Ath Gotta keep Alissa safe.
  1848. [22:49] (Glacon) NAC: Perception to Ath Gotta keep Alissa safe.: 3 (6df+5=+, 0, -, -, 0, -)
  1849. [22:50] (NAC) Cameron's too single minded to look around.
  1850. [22:50] (@Feierbird) Aight. Now my turn!
  1851. [22:50] ³ Proto_Lost (Mibbit@6D993529.BDE9800.815AE96E.IP) has quit IRC (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  1852. [22:50] (@Feierbird) OH FUCK MONSTER TRUCKS ath everyone.
  1853. [22:50] (@Feierbird) Except Alissa, who is protected by a Cameron.
  1854. [22:50] (NAC) 6df+12 CAMERON USES PROTECT, ALSO AN ASPECT.
  1855. [22:50] (Glacon) NAC: CAMERON USES PROTECT, ALSO AN ASPECT.: 14 (6df+12=-, +, +, -, +, +)
  1856. [22:50] (Lord_Vol) 6df+7 MONSTER TRUCKS?!?
  1857. [22:50] (Glacon) Lord_Vol: MONSTER TRUCKS?!?: 7 (6df+7=-, -, +, +, +, -)
  1858. [22:51] (Uncandescent) 6df+5 FUCK MONSTER TRUCKS THOSE ARE //NOT// A GLANCING BLOW
  1859. [22:51] (Glacon) Uncandescent: FUCK MONSTER TRUCKS THOSE ARE //NOT// A GLANCING BLOW: 4 (6df+5=-, 0, -, 0, 0, +)
  1860. [22:51] (@Feierbird) Which aspect, Cameron?
  1861. [22:51] (Fifthman) 6df+5 THAT HYUNDAI'S NOT GONNA GET ME!
  1862. [22:51] (Glacon) Fifthman: THAT HYUNDAI'S NOT GONNA GET ME!: 4 (6df+5=0, -, -, +, -, +)
  1863. [22:51] (NAC) Hulk of a nurse
  1864. [22:52] (@Feierbird) Cameron manages to get Alissa out of the way just in time, but everyone else is hit by monster truck. -1 to Danzig, -2 to Terrance and Cecil. Stoat is knocked out!
  1865. [22:54] (@Feierbird) People reach their destinations!
  1866. [22:55] (Fifthman) Cecil drags himself into the seemingly safest spot of the pileup to hide, making sure that there's nothing that might draw unwanted attention.
  1867. [22:56] (@Feierbird) Sneak, Cecil.
  1868. [22:56] (Uncandescent) Terrance is so close that he can see the zombie's oozing brain matter. He lets his guard down for a split-second and suddenly a monster truck comes barreling out of nowhere gives a glancing blow to his back. He pitches forward and slams into the Sedan, crumpled over the trunk and groaning lowly as he tries to get his head straight.
  1869. [22:56] (Fifthman) 6df+7 Sneaky Cecil!
  1870. [22:56] (Glacon) Fifthman: Sneaky Cecil!: 8 (6df+7=-, 0, 0, 0, +, +)
  1871. [22:56] (NAC) Cameron throws open the driver's door and throws that hulk of rotting flesh out side the vehicle. He then opens the side door and puts Alissa in the middle, buckling her in before returning to the drivers seat, kicking out the windshield.
  1872. [22:57] (%Sequence) Alissa is buckled in, despite the fact that she could have done it herself.
  1873. [22:57] (NAC) "Terrence get in!" Cameron yells, sitting in the driver's seat.
  1874. [22:57] (@Feierbird) The zombie ruse was a..... DISTACTION.
  1875. [22:57] (@Feierbird) They HAVE the car.
  1876. [22:57] (Uncandescent) Terrance groans and peels himself off of the trunk.
  1877. [23:00] (Lord_Vol) Danzig rushes up and hops into the car.
  1878. [23:00] (Soulless) Stoat joins up then.
  1879. [23:00] (Uncandescent) Terrance opens the back door and wipes off the glass from the seat before sitting down.
  1880. [23:00] (@Feierbird) If Soul's staying, then Stoat's conscious.
  1881. [23:01] (NAC) "Guns out the window. Start shooting." He says, buckling in. "We're picking up Cecil." Cameron grunts, before slamming his foot on the gas.
  1882. [23:01] (Lord_Vol) Danzig loads slugs into his shotgun and aims for the nearest zombie driver.
  1883. [23:01] (Uncandescent) Terrance takes a deep breath, internalizing the pain. He then rolls down the window and peeks out his sniper rifle.
  1884. [23:02] (Lord_Vol) 6df+8 Shoots zombies, get money
  1885. [23:02] (Glacon) Lord_Vol: Shoots zombies, get money: 5 (6df+8=0, +, -, -, -, -)
  1886. [23:02] (@Feierbird) The crowd is apparently loving this. The team is on the jumbotron.
  1887. [23:02] (Fifthman) Cecil peeks out. He sees the gunfire from the sedan. <<Guys, don't pick me up! If you stop the car you'll lose it!>>
  1888. [23:02] (@Feierbird) 6df+6
  1889. [23:02] (Glacon) Feierbird: 6 (6df+6=-, +, 0, 0, 0, 0)
  1890. [23:02] (@Feierbird) Danzig misses.
  1891. [23:03] (Fifthman) Cecil looks for cars going after the Poolboy sedan from his hiding spot.
  1892. [23:04] (Uncandescent) Terrance waits for there to be an actual need to shoot.
  1893. [23:04] (%Sequence) Alissa sits in the backseat.
  1894. [23:04] (@Feierbird) The loudspeaker picks up again. <Alllllrighty folks! Seems that the game has changed a bit, what with our new friends here joining in on the fun! Here's the new goal! ZOMBIES! Get on your feet and get 'em!>
  1895. [23:04] (%Sequence) She can't shoot.
  1896. [23:04] (Soulless) Stoat has her knives. They're not useful.
  1897. [23:05] (NAC) "Well of course." Cameron mutters, lead footing it towards the wreck cecil is hiding. <<We're stopping.>> he states, ignoring his advice.
  1898. [23:05] (@Feierbird) All the cars still moving grind to a halt. Their drivers get out and start shambling over to the team. There are about eight, coming into range about three at a time.
  1899. [23:06] (@Feierbird) Er, towards the sedan.
  1900. [23:06] (@Feierbird) <Let's see if they can run out the clock!>
  1901. [23:06] (Lord_Vol) Danzig reloads and takes aim at the nearest zombie.
  1902. [23:07] (Soulless) 6df+8 Stoat aims for legs and stuff, to render them immobile as she can't kill them.
  1903. [23:07] (Glacon) Soulless: Stoat aims for legs and stuff, to render them immobile as she can't kill them.: 7 (6df+8=+, -, -, +, 0, -)
  1904. [23:07] (@Feierbird) Specify 1, 2, or 3.
  1905. [23:07] (Fifthman) <<Just run em over! I'm safe here!>> Cecil shouts.
  1906. [23:07] (Soulless) let's go with 2
  1907. [23:07] (NAC) "Some one shoot the jumbotron." Cameron grunts, keeping in a straight line to not upset their shots.
  1908. [23:07] (Uncandescent) Terrance takes a moment to get used to the way the moving vehicle affects his shot, then aims for the head of the nearest zombie. He'll take squishy zombies over monster trucks any day. Shooting 1.
  1909. [23:08] (Uncandescent) 6df+6 My spleen would like to have a few words with you.
  1910. [23:08] (Glacon) Uncandescent: My spleen would like to have a few words with you.: 4 (6df+6=-, +, +, -, -, -)
  1911. [23:08] (Lord_Vol) 6df+12 RANGED MANUEVER Fucking zombies. Danzig aims for the Jumbotron instead.
  1912. [23:08] (Glacon) Lord_Vol: RANGED MANUEVER Fucking zombies. Danzig aims for the Jumbotron instead.: 12 (6df+12=-, +, +, 0, -, 0)
  1913. [23:08] (Fifthman) Cecil steadies his aim.
  1914. [23:08] (Uncandescent) Mostly about how the incredible pain affects his shot.
  1915. [23:08] (Fifthman) 6df+9 Perception to ranged.
  1916. [23:08] (Glacon) Fifthman: Perception to ranged.: 9 (6df+9=0, -, 0, -, +, +)
  1917. [23:12] (@Feierbird) 6df+6 1
  1918. [23:12] (Glacon) Feierbird: 1: 10 (6df+6=0, +, 0, +, +, +)
  1919. [23:12] (@Feierbird) 6df+6 2
  1920. [23:12] (Glacon) Feierbird: 2: 6 (6df+6=-, -, +, +, 0, 0)
  1921. [23:13] (@Feierbird) Stoat hits #2 in the leg, and it goes down! Terrance misses #1. 1, 3, and 4 are still active, and they go for the car. Cameron, perception or engineering to drive them away from the zombies in time.
  1922. [23:14] (NAC) 6df+5 HAHA PERCEPTION
  1923. [23:14] (Glacon) NAC: HAHA PERCEPTION: 7 (6df+5=+, -, +, -, +, +)
  1924. [23:15] (@Feierbird) 6df+6 1
  1925. [23:15] (Glacon) Feierbird: 1: 6 (6df+6=0, 0, -, +, 0, 0)
  1926. [23:15] (@Feierbird) 6df+6 2
  1927. [23:15] (Glacon) Feierbird: 2: 7 (6df+6=-, -, +, +, 0, +)
  1928. [23:15] (@Feierbird) 6df+6 4, and that last one should have been 3.
  1929. [23:15] (Glacon) Feierbird: 4, and that last one should have been 3.: 8 (6df+6=+, 0, +, 0, -, +)
  1930. [23:15] (@Feierbird) Zombie #1 is avoided, but #'s 3 and 4 hang on to the car. Your turn.
  1931. [23:15] (NAC) Where are they hanging on?
  1932. [23:16] (@Feierbird) The crowd is cheering like crazy... for the zombies.
  1933. [23:16] (@Feierbird) One's grabbed onto the back left door, and the other's got a death grip on the trunk.
  1934. [23:17] (Uncandescent) Terrance turns around and draws his pistol, firing on the trunk zombie through the hole he made when he head shot the driver.
  1935. [23:17] (Uncandescent) 6df+6 No hitchhikers.
  1936. [23:17] (Glacon) Uncandescent: No hitchhikers.: 5 (6df+6=0, -, +, -, 0, 0)
  1937. [23:18] (Lord_Vol) Danzig shakes his head and loads up with buckshot. He fires at one of the nearest zombie.
  1938. [23:18] (Lord_Vol) 6df+8 So tired of you fuckers
  1939. [23:18] (Glacon) Lord_Vol: So tired of you fuckers: 9 (6df+8=-, 0, +, 0, 0, +)
  1940. [23:18] (Soulless) 6df+8 Stoat chucks her chakrams to maybe cut some arms off to #4
  1941. [23:18] (%Sequence) Alissa tries to push the zombie off the door.
  1942. [23:18] (Glacon) Soulless: Stoat chucks her chakrams to maybe cut some arms off to #4: 7 (6df+8=0, +, -, 0, 0, -)
  1943. [23:18] (%Sequence) Ath?
  1944. [23:18] (NAC) Cameron continues driving towards Cecil. He doesn't leave people behind, even if its probably what's best for them.
  1945. [23:18] (@Feierbird) Ath, Alissa.
  1946. [23:18] (%Sequence) 6df+7 ath bitchtits
  1947. [23:18] (Glacon) Sequence: ath bitchtits: 9 (6df+7=0, +, +, -, +, 0)
  1948. [23:19] (@Feierbird) To be clear, #3 is on the door, #4 is on the trunk.
  1949. [23:19] (Soulless) okay, 3 then
  1950. [23:20] (@Feierbird) Cecil, anything?
  1951. [23:22] (@Feierbird) Aight then. Danzig's shot hits the jumbotron, making a big black spot. The crowd boos you.
  1952. [23:22] (@Feierbird) 6df+6 #4 vs. Terrance
  1953. [23:22] (Glacon) Feierbird: #4 vs. Terrance: 6 (6df+6=0, 0, 0, 0, +, -)
  1954. [23:22] (@Feierbird) 6df+6 #3 vs. Alissa
  1955. [23:22] (Glacon) Feierbird: #3 vs. Alissa: 4 (6df+6=0, -, -, 0, 0, 0)
  1956. [23:22] (Fifthman) There's no sense shooting at the zombies on the car. Cecil keeps his gun up for any other potential targets that might surprise them. He'll shoot if there's something critical.
  1957. [23:22] (@Feierbird) 6df+6 #4 vs. Danzig
  1958. [23:22] (Glacon) Feierbird: #4 vs. Danzig: 4 (6df+6=-, -, +, -, 0, 0)
  1959. [23:22] (Uncandescent) Terrance's shot //just// misses as the car hits a bump.
  1960. [23:23] (@Feierbird) 6df+6 #4 vs. Stoat, and let's have Danzig actually be shooting #3
  1961. [23:23] (Glacon) Feierbird: #4 vs. Stoat, and let's have Danzig actually be shooting #3: 7 (6df+6=+, -, 0, 0, +, 0)
  1962. [23:24] (@Feierbird) Stoat's knife hits #4 in the eye, distracting it enough to let Terrance shoot it in the head. It falls off and doesn't move. Alissa shoves #3 off the car and Danzig blows a hole in its shoulder, rendering it essentially ineffective.
  1963. [23:25] (@Feierbird) <Alright folks, I think they've had enough! Let's give the humans a big round of applause!> Booing and polite clapping. The zombies seem mad at the announcer.
  1964. [23:26] (@Feierbird) Everything starts to fade and waver again as holes open up in the floor, zombies and vehicles being sucked in. The surroundings change rapidly.
  1965. [23:26] (Soulless) Stoat huffs. How many times more are they doing this?
  1966. [23:27] (NAC) Does the car they're in fall into a whole, or do they keep it?
  1967. [23:27] (@Feierbird) It falls in, but they're out of the car somehow.
  1968. [23:28] (%Sequence) "That feels fucking awful."
  1969. [23:28] (Fifthman) Cecil decocks his revolver out of single action as he rejoins the group. He's limping slightly as he walks back. "Think he's tired of us yet?"
  1970. [23:28] (Uncandescent) Terrance crumples to the ground as he is suddenly without a seat to sit in. ~It's getting bored more quickly...~
  1971. [23:28] (NAC) "Well shit. I liked that car." Cameron grunts, looking back at the group. "Who needs medical assistance?"
  1972. [23:29] (Soulless) "...I'm fine with what I got from the punch of that viking."
  1973. [23:29] (@Feierbird) As the surroundings stabilize, they find themselves... on the Moon. They're breathing, though. The Earth is in the sky. An American flag is nearby, and so is the Apollo 11 lander http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/image/spacecraft/apollo_11_lm.jpg
  1974. [23:29] (Uncandescent) Terrance tries to uncurls himself and stand, and does so with some difficulty.
  1975. [23:29] (Fifthman) "I took a couple of hits, but my guitar's safe." Cecil pats the autographed guitar.
  1976. [23:29] (NAC) "Ah, BlackJack Punch."
  1977. [23:29] (%Sequence) Alissa sighs. "I could use some help, actually." She says reluctantly, not looking at the others.
  1978. [23:30] (NAC) Cameron nods and makes his way over to Alissa, pulling out some painkillers and disinfectant.
  1979. [23:30] (NAC) 6df+8 You're a druggie, bro.
  1980. [23:30] (Glacon) NAC: You're a druggie, bro.: 7 (6df+8=-, 0, -, 0, +, 0)
  1981. [23:30] (Fifthman) Cecil hobbles over to the moon lander and takes a picture of it, Myspace style.
  1982. [23:30] (Uncandescent) Terrance panics for a moment as he sees their surroundings, but his quickened breathing alerts him to the atmosphere.
  1983. [23:30] (%Sequence) She sighs and pulls her hair away from the cut on her head.
  1984. [23:30] (%Sequence) 6df+2 I know.
  1985. [23:30] (Glacon) Sequence: I know.: 2 (6df+2=+, 0, 0, 0, 0, -)
  1986. [23:31] (Lord_Vol) Danzig winces. "I don't think I'm doing so hot."
  1987. [23:31] (Lord_Vol) (He's at 2 body out of 4)
  1988. [23:31] (%Sequence) "Here, let me." Alissa goes for Danzig.
  1989. [23:32] (%Sequence) 6df+12 I am a fucking medicinal goddess
  1990. [23:32] (Glacon) Sequence: I am a fucking medicinal goddess: 13 (6df+12=0, +, -, -, +, +)
  1991. [23:32] (NAC) Cameron nods, spending his last AP on Alissa.
  1992. [23:32] (@Feierbird) It's absolutely goddamn silent aside from your voices and movements.
  1993. [23:32] (%Sequence) After Alissa is done fixing up Danzig she looks up.
  1994. [23:32] (Soulless) "..."
  1995. [23:33] (Soulless) Stoat looks for squirrels or something.
  1996. [23:33] (Uncandescent) Terrance lets his pained breathing get a little louder just for the sake of the noise; the silence is crushing.
  1997. [23:33] (@Feierbird) No squirrels.
  1998. [23:33] (Soulless) There's always been /something/ in here.
  1999. [23:33] (@Feierbird) Perception, everyone.
  2000. [23:33] (Soulless) 6df+8 percep
  2001. [23:33] (Glacon) Soulless: percep: 10 (6df+8=+, +, -, +, 0, 0)
  2002. [23:33] (Fifthman) 6df+9 Cecil misses nothing
  2003. [23:33] (Glacon) Fifthman: Cecil misses nothing: 9 (6df+9=0, 0, 0, -, 0, +)
  2004. [23:33] (NAC) 6df+5 "Any one else waiting for Pink floyd?"
  2005. [23:33] (Glacon) NAC: "Any one else waiting for Pink floyd?": 8 (6df+5=+, 0, 0, 0, +, +)
  2006. [23:33] (Fifthman) Cecil jumps. How's gravity?
  2007. [23:33] (Uncandescent) 6df+6 Is it painkillers? I could go for a shit ton of pain killers.
  2008. [23:33] (Glacon) Uncandescent: Is it painkillers? I could go for a shit ton of pain killers.: 7 (6df+6=-, +, 0, +, +, -)
  2009. [23:34] (@Feierbird) It's 1/5 that of Earth. So, any jumps go five times as high, and any falls feel like they're 1/5 the distance.
  2010. [23:35] (%Sequence) Alissa's just... staring at Earth.
  2011. [23:35] (Lord_Vol) 6df+5 Lots of dark
  2012. [23:35] (Glacon) Lord_Vol: Lots of dark: 6 (6df+5=-, +, +, +, -, 0)
  2013. [23:35] (%Sequence) She's not looking around her, or at anything else.
  2014. [23:35] (Lord_Vol) Thought it was 1/6
  2015. [23:35] (Fifthman) Cecil can land on one foot in this gravity! He jumps as high as he can, catching the rest of the poolboys in the picture with the moon lander.
  2016. [23:35] (@Feierbird) Indeed it is. My math was off.
  2017. [23:36] (@Feierbird) 6df+10 sneaky sneaky
  2018. [23:36] (Glacon) Feierbird: sneaky sneaky: 14 (6df+10=+, +, +, 0, +, 0)
  2019. [23:36] (@Feierbird) Nobody notices anything amiss.
  2020. [23:36] (%Sequence) Alissa's face is blank and almost unreadable but she's just staring at that sliver of blue-green fire, with that glorious filigree of white.
  2021. [23:37] (Uncandescent) ~I wonder... if it was afraid of breaking us. Its new toys. We were roughed up pretty bad...~
  2022. [23:37] (@Feierbird) ALSO, due to gravity: Thrown rolls get +2. Athletics rolls based on lifting or jumping are doubled, while those related to running are halved.
  2023. [23:37] (@Feierbird) d6
  2024. [23:37] (Glacon) Feierbird: 3 (d6=3)
  2025. [23:37] (@Feierbird) Danzig, pdef.
  2026. [23:38] (NAC) "Welp. Into the moonlander." Cameron grunts, pragmatically, wrapping his arm around Alissa's waist and launching himself, flying, towards the wonderful old machine.
  2027. [23:38] (Uncandescent) Terrance brings himself to full height and finds himself staring at Earth. It's startlingly beautiful.
  2028. [23:38] (Lord_Vol) 6df+4 Shit
  2029. [23:38] (Glacon) Lord_Vol: Shit: 2 (6df+4=-, -, +, -, 0, 0)
  2030. [23:38] (%Sequence) She jerks and yells as he grabs her and bounces away, jerking her gaze away from Earth.
  2031. [23:38] (@Feierbird) 6df+10 Oh my.
  2032. [23:38] (Glacon) Feierbird: Oh my.: 11 (6df+10=+, -, +, 0, 0, 0)
  2033. [23:40] (@Feierbird) Danzig takes a chakra to the back of the neck. -3 body. Incapacitated.
  2034. [23:41] (Uncandescent) Terrance hears something and looks over to Danzig. What does he see?
  2035. [23:41] (@Feierbird) Perception, everyone looking in Danzig's direction.
  2036. [23:41] (Soulless) 6df+8 WAT
  2037. [23:41] (Glacon) Soulless: WAT: 12 (6df+8=-, +, +, +, +, +)
  2038. [23:41] (Fifthman) "Danny!" Cecil rushes to his side, keeping a lookout for that ninja.
  2039. [23:41] (@Feierbird) Also, it's clear that without Alissa's timely medical attention, Danzig would be dead.
  2040. [23:41] (Uncandescent) 6df+6 Dude, quit whining. You even got healed.
  2041. [23:41] (Glacon) Uncandescent: Dude, quit whining. You even got healed.: 9 (6df+6=+, -, +, 0, +, +)
  2042. [23:42] (%Sequence) "Oh fuck. Cameron, put me down!"
  2043. [23:42] (Fifthman) 6df+13 tagging Excitement Magnet - Didn't you hear the first time, Glacon? Cecil misses /nothing/.
  2044. [23:42] (Glacon) Fifthman: tagging Excitement Magnet - Didn't you hear the first time, Glacon? Cecil misses /nothing/.: 14 (6df+13=-, -, +, +, 0, +)
  2045. [23:42] (NAC) Cameron derps and turns around, jumping towards the ninja'd man, Also letting Alissa down as well.
  2046. [23:43] (%Sequence) Alissa tries to run for Danzig, nearly doing a mid-air somersault as she trips.
  2047. [23:43] (@Feierbird) Anyone else wanna roll perception?
  2048. [23:43] (Lord_Vol) Scan, will you allow me to tag Cornered Cat in this situation?
  2049. [23:43] (NAC) 6df+5 Sure why not
  2050. [23:43] (Glacon) NAC: Sure why not: 5 (6df+5=0, -, +, 0, +, -)
  2051. [23:44] (@Feierbird) No, because you're unconscious. But if you wake up, sure.
  2052. [23:44] (@Feierbird) 6df+8 they know where to look!
  2053. [23:44] (Glacon) Feierbird: they know where to look!: 5 (6df+8=0, -, 0, 0, -, -)
  2054. [23:45] (%Sequence) Can Alissa reach Danzig now?
  2055. [23:45] (@Feierbird) Everyone but Cameron sees two ninjas about twenty yards away. Like, nunchuks and knives and dressed head to toe in black ninjas. Alissa reaches Danzig.
  2056. [23:45] (Soulless) "Ninajas."
  2057. [23:46] (%Sequence) "Fucking ninjas!" Alissa snaps, kneeling by Danzig and starting to fix him up.
  2058. [23:46] (%Sequence) 6df+12 fuck all dis shit
  2059. [23:46] (Glacon) Sequence: fuck all dis shit: 10 (6df+12=-, 0, +, -, 0, -)
  2060. [23:46] (@Feierbird) Danzig, roll wounds. 6df+4.
  2061. [23:46] (Soulless) 6df+10 (+2 throwing) She throws at the ninjas.
  2062. [23:46] (Glacon) Soulless: (+2 throwing) She throws at the ninjas.: 9 (6df+10=-, +, 0, 0, 0, -)
  2063. [23:46] (Lord_Vol) 6df+4 Goddamn this hurts, woman
  2064. [23:46] (Glacon) Lord_Vol: Goddamn this hurts, woman: 6 (6df+4=+, -, 0, +, +, 0)
  2065. [23:46] (@Feierbird) 6df+6 h-ch-cha vs. Stoat
  2066. [23:46] (Glacon) Feierbird: h-ch-cha vs. Stoat: 3 (6df+6=-, 0, 0, -, 0, -)
  2067. [23:47] (Uncandescent) Terrance stares at them for a moment, not really believing it. Moon ninjas. Ninjas on the moon. Why does that not make sense? But you know what does make sense? Bullets.
  2068. [23:47] (Uncandescent) 6df+6 21st century says hi, motherfucker. Shooting 1.
  2069. [23:47] (Glacon) Uncandescent: 21st century says hi, motherfucker. Shooting 1.: 8 (6df+6=-, +, +, 0, 0, +)
  2070. [23:47] (@Feierbird) 6df+6 #1 vs. Terrance
  2071. [23:47] (Glacon) Feierbird: #1 vs. Terrance: 6 (6df+6=0, 0, -, +, +, -)
  2072. [23:47] (Fifthman) Cecil keeps eyes on them.
  2073. [23:47] (Fifthman) 6df+9 Maneuver to defend
  2074. [23:47] (Glacon) Fifthman: Maneuver to defend: 10 (6df+9=0, -, +, +, +, -)
  2075. [23:48] (@Feierbird) One is shot in the arm, another takes a knife to the scalp. It's hard to tell at this distance if they react.
  2076. [23:48] (%Sequence) So, Alissa fixes up Danzig. Will he take the AP cost?
  2077. [23:48] (Lord_Vol) Yeah, I still have 3
  2078. [23:49] (Uncandescent) Terrance grabs his side and winces as he takes the shot. He suddenly gets the horrible imagery of his organs spilling out, and clutches his torso with both arms.
  2079. [23:49] (Lord_Vol) Danzig looks up and looks for his assailants.
  2080. [23:49] (@Feierbird) Wha? Terrance wasn't shot.
  2081. [23:49] (@Feierbird) Danzig, perception.
  2082. [23:50] (Uncandescent) Takes the shot meaning shoots.
  2083. [23:50] (@Feierbird) Oh. Okay then.
  2084. [23:50] (Lord_Vol) 6df+5 WHO DID THAT?
  2085. [23:50] (Glacon) Lord_Vol: WHO DID THAT?: 4 (6df+5=-, +, 0, 0, -, 0)
  2086. [23:50] (@Feierbird) Danzig can't see them.
  2087. [23:50] (@Feierbird) d6
  2088. [23:50] (Glacon) Feierbird: 5 (d6=5)
  2089. [23:50] (@Feierbird) Stoat, pdef.
  2090. [23:50] (Soulless) 6df+10 PDEF
  2091. [23:50] (Glacon) Soulless: PDEF: 8 (6df+10=-, 0, +, -, -, 0)
  2092. [23:51] (@Feierbird) 6df+10 h-ch-cha
  2093. [23:51] (Glacon) Feierbird: h-ch-cha: 9 (6df+10=-, -, 0, 0, +, 0)
  2094. [23:51] (@Feierbird) Stoat's hit in the back of the leg with a shuriken.
  2095. [23:51] (@Feierbird) -1 body.
  2096. [23:52] (Uncandescent) Terrance's head whips around to the direction the shuriken was thrown in, wincing as his torso disagrees a bit with the movement. Perception?
  2097. [23:53] (Soulless) Stoat grunts in pain and looks for where it came from. Percep?
  2098. [23:53] (NAC) "Goddamn these space ninjas." Cameron grunts, looking back to the moon lander. "Get some cover!"
  2099. [23:53] (@Feierbird) Yeah, anyone who decides to look towards the sound, perception.
  2100. [23:54] (Uncandescent) 6df+6 Are we surrounded? Because I'm fine with just standing here and shooting you all.
  2101. [23:54] (Glacon) Uncandescent: Are we surrounded? Because I'm fine with just standing here and shooting you all.: 8 (6df+6=+, +, 0, -, +, 0)
  2102. [23:54] (%Sequence) Alissa glares around her.
  2103. [23:54] (Soulless) 6df+8 percep
  2104. [23:55] (Glacon) Soulless: percep: 7 (6df+8=-, 0, 0, +, 0, -)
  2105. [23:55] (%Sequence) 6df+6 Perception, is there a way /out/
  2106. [23:55] (Glacon) Sequence: Perception, is there a way /out/: 7 (6df+6=+, -, -, +, 0, +)
  2107. [23:55] (Fifthman) 6df+9 to the sound!
  2108. [23:55] (Glacon) Fifthman: to the sound!: 11 (6df+9=+, 0, 0, 0, +, 0)
  2109. [23:55] (@Feierbird) 6df+8 eep
  2110. [23:55] (Glacon) Feierbird: eep: 11 (6df+8=0, +, +, +, 0, 0)
  2111. [23:55] (@Feierbird) Cecil sees a ninja! Nobody else does, though.
  2112. [23:56] (Fifthman) Can Cecil shoot said ninja? now?
  2113. [23:56] (Uncandescent) Terrance looks back over to the original ninjas TM.
  2114. [23:56] (Soulless) "...Where is it..."
  2115. [23:56] (@Feierbird) Yeah. It's your turn.
  2116. [23:56] (Lord_Vol) Danzig stands up. "We should head for cover, maybe the lander?"
  2117. [23:57] (%Sequence) "Fucking /hell/." Alissa pulls Danzig back down.
  2118. [23:57] (@Feierbird) Terrance, those ninjas are...glitching?
  2119. [23:58] (Fifthman) Cecil can't spot them and line up an aimed shot. He'll have to settle for quick shots.
  2120. [23:58] (Fifthman) 6df+4 Dammit guys hold still and let me shoot you
  2121. [23:58] (Glacon) Fifthman: Dammit guys hold still and let me shoot you: 3 (6df+4=+, 0, -, +, -, -)
  2122. [23:58] (Uncandescent) Terrance does not like having unknown enemies. But... glitching enemies? That he could get into. He leaps into the sky, calculating the jump before hand, and fires on Mr. Knife Scalp.
  2123. [23:58] (@Feierbird) 6df+6 lol
  2124. [23:58] (Glacon) Feierbird: lol: 10 (6df+6=+, +, +, +, -, +)
  2125. [23:58] (@Feierbird) Cecil misses.
  2126. [23:58] (NAC) Cameron looks down at Danzig "That's what I was saying" he mumbles, feeling like no one's listening to him.
  2127. [23:58] (Uncandescent) 6df+10 Tagging Theatrical I can flyyyyy like an eeeeeagleeeee
  2128. [23:58] (Glacon) Uncandescent: Tagging Theatrical I can flyyyyy like an eeeeeagleeeee: 11 (6df+10=+, 0, -, +, -, +)
  2129. [23:58] (Fifthman) "Over there!" Cecil points.
  2130. [23:59] (&Mr_Wilt) Suddenly, a massive ripping sound, like the tearing of paper, fills the air, as a big torn hole appears in what looks like the air itself.
  2131. [23:59] (Lord_Vol) "What the fuck is that?"
  2132.  
  2133. [00:00] (%Sequence) "Fucking hell. Let's go for it!" Alissa bounds towards it, dragging Danzig with her.
  2134. [00:00] (Uncandescent) Terrance's head jerks over to the sound as he flies through the air.
  2135. [00:00] (&Mr_Wilt) The Imperial March starts playing as Darth Vader in his helmet and a crisp, pinstripe black suit, followed by Stormtroopers in their helmets and pure white suits, holding Tommy Guns.
  2136. [00:00] (&Mr_Wilt) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzntZLHcYy0
  2137. [00:00] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: Star Wars "Imperial March" Vader Theme - length 2m 59s - rated 4.95/5.0 (2485) - 665084 views - exxod07 on 2008.08.11
  2138. [00:00] (Soulless) Stoat flinches and looks up from the pain. "...Are we fighting storm troopers now."
  2139. [00:00] (NAC) "Oh mother fucker. Daleks."
  2140. [00:00] (%Sequence) "Oh fuck no."
  2141. [00:00] (@Feierbird) 6df+6 Oh, derp, against Terrance
  2142. [00:00] (Glacon) Feierbird: Oh, derp, against Terrance: 7 (6df+6=0, 0, -, +, +, 0)
  2143. [00:01] (&Mr_Wilt) Alissa, PDef!
  2144. [00:01] (@Feierbird) That ninja takes a hit to the shoulder.
  2145. [00:01] (%Sequence) 6df+4 oh heeeeell naw
  2146. [00:01] (Glacon) Sequence: oh heeeeell naw: 4 (6df+4=0, -, +, 0, -, +)
  2147. [00:01] (Uncandescent) Terrance can recognize //that// . And it is very, very bad.
  2148. [00:01] (&Mr_Wilt) 6df+3 lol I'm a Stormtrooper I can't shoot.
  2149. [00:01] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: lol I'm a Stormtrooper I can't shoot.: 4 (6df+3=+, 0, 0, 0, +, -)
  2150. [00:01] (Uncandescent) Terrance begins landing as his arc comes to near completion, and the ninjas are right below him. What's their status?
  2151. [00:01] (&Mr_Wilt) Alissa gets shot in the leg by one of the Stormtroopers!
  2152. [00:01] (&Mr_Wilt) -1 Body.
  2153. [00:02] (@Feierbird) The ninjas scatter, looking confused.
  2154. [00:02] (Lord_Vol) Danzig winces and pulls out his shotgun.
  2155. [00:02] (Lord_Vol) 6df+8 Yippie kai aye, motherfuckers.
  2156. [00:02] (Glacon) Lord_Vol: Yippie kai aye, motherfuckers.: 4 (6df+8=-, -, 0, 0, -, -)
  2157. [00:02] (&Mr_Wilt) OH.
  2158. [00:02] (&Mr_Wilt) Nevermind, she tied.
  2159. [00:02] (&Mr_Wilt) I'm a derp.
  2160. [00:02] (@Feierbird) What is Danzig shooting?
  2161. [00:02] (&Mr_Wilt) Alissa manages to dodge!
  2162. [00:02] (Lord_Vol) A stormtrooper?
  2163. [00:02] (%Sequence) Alissa flips the Stormtrooper off and bounds away from Danzig.
  2164. [00:02] (Fifthman) Cecil simply goes to hide in the moonlander. Let the mobster Stormtroopers and the Ninjas fight it out.
  2165. [00:03] (&Mr_Wilt) 6df+5 I am a Stormtrooper, I am getting shot at.
  2166. [00:03] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: I am a Stormtrooper, I am getting shot at.: 9 (6df+5=+, 0, 0, +, +, +)
  2167. [00:03] (@Feierbird) Cecil, sneak. Ain't Nothin' But A Hound Dog starts playing over the Imperial March.
  2168. [00:03] (Uncandescent) Terrance lands, his awesome plan now pretty much moot. Having no effective defense against a lightsaber, Terrance pulls out a grenade and lines up a shot.
  2169. [00:03] (Soulless) 6df+8 Stoat aims. Aiming maneuver to throwing.
  2170. [00:03] (Glacon) Soulless: Stoat aims. Aiming maneuver to throwing.: 7 (6df+8=+, 0, -, 0, 0, -)
  2171. [00:03] (Uncandescent) 6df+6 Perception to Throwing Angles are harder to work out on the Moon, but they go a lot farther.
  2172. [00:03] (Glacon) Uncandescent: Perception to Throwing Angles are harder to work out on the Moon, but they go a lot farther.: 3 (6df+6=+, -, -, -, 0, -)
  2173. [00:04] (Fifthman) 6df+7 No one's going to see him!
  2174. [00:04] (%Sequence) Alissa just tries not to get shot.
  2175. [00:04] (Glacon) Fifthman: No one's going to see him!: 7 (6df+7=0, 0, -, +, -, +)
  2176. [00:04] (&Mr_Wilt) That Stormtrooper is the best dodger of bullets ever as Danzig's shots go wild. Danzig, PDef.
  2177. [00:04] (NAC) Cameron blinks. "Wait this sounds familiar." he mutters, as he runs to the moon lander.
  2178. [00:04] (@Feierbird) Pdef, Cameron.
  2179. [00:04] (Uncandescent) Nope. He lands fully and his torso protests. No calculating is being done right now.
  2180. [00:05] (Lord_Vol) Danzig runs to the moonlander. "Ancient piece of shit."
  2181. [00:05] (@Feierbird) You too, Danzig.
  2182. [00:05] (@Feierbird) Which means that Danzig has to roll pdef twice.
  2183. [00:05] (NAC) 6df+8 shit shit shit daleks
  2184. [00:05] (Glacon) NAC: shit shit shit daleks: 5 (6df+8=-, 0, -, -, -, +)
  2185. [00:06] (@Feierbird) 6df+8 cryin' all the time
  2186. [00:06] (Glacon) Feierbird: cryin' all the time: 6 (6df+8=0, -, 0, -, +, -)
  2187. [00:06] (Lord_Vol) 6df+4 Dodgin the stormtrooper
  2188. [00:06] (Glacon) Lord_Vol: Dodgin the stormtrooper: 3 (6df+4=-, -, -, 0, +, +)
  2189. [00:06] (@Feierbird) Lieutenant Worf steps out of the moon lander and hits Cameron with an electric guitar.
  2190. [00:06] (@Feierbird) -1 body, Cameron.
  2191. [00:06] (%Sequence) Alissa launches herself at a Stormtrooper! The one that was fucking around with Danzig!
  2192. [00:06] (&Mr_Wilt) 6df+2 Lol Stormtroopers can't shoot
  2193. [00:06] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: Lol Stormtroopers can't shoot: 1 (6df+2=-, +, -, 0, +, -)
  2194. [00:06] (Lord_Vol) 6df+4 dodgin' again
  2195. [00:06] (Glacon) Lord_Vol: dodgin' again: 3 (6df+4=-, +, 0, +, -, -)
  2196. [00:07] (Uncandescent) Terrance comes up from being in terrible pain to see... insanity leaping out of the moon lander.
  2197. [00:07] (Soulless) 6df+14 (maneuver + 2 from environment) Stoat aims for Worf.
  2198. [00:07] (Glacon) Soulless: (maneuver + 2 from environment) Stoat aims for Worf.: 13 (6df+14=-, -, 0, +, -, +)
  2199. [00:07] (Soulless) (she throws her knives)
  2200. [00:07] (%Sequence) 6df+7 Ath to tackle!
  2201. [00:07] (Glacon) Sequence: Ath to tackle!: 12 (6df+7=+, +, +, +, +, 0)
  2202. [00:07] (@Feierbird) 6df+6 (ain't never caught a rabbit)
  2203. [00:07] (Glacon) Feierbird: (ain't never caught a rabbit): 7 (6df+6=0, +, -, +, 0, 0)
  2204. [00:07] (NAC) Cameron yells out and flips over, looking at worf. "Damnit Data I let you go first." He grunts, grabbing on to his leg and pulling him with him.
  2205. [00:07] (&Mr_Wilt) Darth Vader looks at the moon lander, putting his hand out.
  2206. [00:08] (&Mr_Wilt) The moon lander suddenly goes flying through the air and is jettisoned into the atmosphere of the moon.
  2207. [00:08] (@Feierbird) A phaser shot from Elvis knocks Danzig to the side. He goes unconscious.
  2208. [00:08] (@Feierbird) 6df+8 I am worf
  2209. [00:08] (Glacon) Feierbird: I am worf: 7 (6df+8=-, 0, 0, -, +, 0)
  2210. [00:08] (&Mr_Wilt) The Stormtrooper takes that tackle /badly/, as he cannot defeat that roll.
  2211. [00:08] (Lord_Vol) Do I even get to roll a counter to Elvis? or did I already?
  2212. [00:08] (&Mr_Wilt) Another tearing sound!
  2213. [00:08] (@Feierbird) Worf is hit with a knife and falls back onto the ground. YOu just did, Danzig.
  2214. [00:08] (@Feierbird) Elvis is caught in the lander and is now in space.
  2215. [00:09] (&Mr_Wilt) This time, a group of old men wearing large blue hats and blue robes rush out.
  2216. [00:09] (Uncandescent) Terrance turns to see this new threat.
  2217. [00:09] (&Mr_Wilt) "LIGHTNING BOLT!" A lightning bolt shoots from the hand of one of the wizards, aimed at Worf! Worf, PDef.
  2218. [00:09] (%Sequence) 6df+7 Can Alissa pin that Stormtrooper?
  2219. [00:09] (Glacon) Sequence: Can Alissa pin that Stormtrooper?: 5 (6df+7=+, -, -, -, +, -)
  2220. [00:09] (@Feierbird) 6df+8 I'm worf!
  2221. [00:09] (Glacon) Feierbird: I'm worf!: 9 (6df+8=+, -, -, 0, +, +)
  2222. [00:10] (NAC) Cameron crawls away from Worf and lets out a yell "Jesus christ!"
  2223. [00:10] (&Mr_Wilt) 6df+5 Stormtrooper Ath
  2224. [00:10] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: Stormtrooper Ath: 6 (6df+5=+, 0, +, +, -, -)
  2225. [00:10] (&Mr_Wilt) Alissa can't! The Stormtrooper pushes her off, just as another Stormtrooper shoots at her, Alissa, PDef.
  2226. [00:10] (&Mr_Wilt) 6df+12 I'M A FUCKING WIZZARD BRO (vs Worf)
  2227. [00:10] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: I'M A FUCKING WIZZARD BRO (vs Worf): 12 (6df+12=-, 0, +, 0, +, -)
  2228. [00:10] (%Sequence) 6df+4 Pdef, my one weakness
  2229. [00:10] (Glacon) Sequence: Pdef, my one weakness: 6 (6df+4=+, -, +, 0, +, 0)
  2230. [00:11] (&Mr_Wilt) Worf is struck by a bolt of lightning.
  2231. [00:11] (Fifthman) Cecil simply takes advantage of the hiding spot to /hide, hide, hide/.
  2232. [00:11] (@Feierbird) Worf is tossed back! He doesn't move.
  2233. [00:11] (@Feierbird) Another tearing sound!
  2234. [00:11] (Fifthman) He takes a picture of the insanity as Channel Z turns into Ragnarok in a bottle.
  2235. [00:11] (&Mr_Wilt) 6df+3 Stormtrooper pewpew (vs. Alissa)
  2236. [00:11] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: Stormtrooper pewpew (vs. Alissa): 5 (6df+3=+, -, 0, +, 0, +)
  2237. [00:11] (&Mr_Wilt) Alissa is missed! Stormtroopers really can't shoot.
  2238. [00:11] (Uncandescent) Terrance recovers enough to take another shot. He puts the grenade away and lines up a shot with Darth Vader's helmet.
  2239. [00:12] (Uncandescent) 6df+6 Icon or not, I'm the only one who gets to strangle around here.
  2240. [00:12] (Glacon) Uncandescent: Icon or not, I'm the only one who gets to strangle around here.: 7 (6df+6=-, 0, -, +, +, +)
  2241. [00:12] (&Mr_Wilt) "DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT!" A screechy voice seems to echo off non-visible metallic walls. "STOP GLITCHING GOD/DAMMIT/!"
  2242. [00:12] (@Feierbird) Stephen Hawking comes out, wearing a crown and carrying a sword. His wheelchair, several sizes bigger than normal, zooms over towards...
  2243. [00:12] (@Feierbird) d6
  2244. [00:12] (Glacon) Feierbird: 6 (d6=6)
  2245. [00:12] (NAC) Cameron lets out a groan and grabs onto his prize money, looking out at all the chaos. "Everyone get behind the MoonLander now!" He yells, roaring almost like a bear.
  2246. [00:12] (&Mr_Wilt) 6df+7 Darth Vader
  2247. [00:12] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: Darth Vader: 12 (6df+7=0, +, +, +, +, +)
  2248. [00:12] (@Feierbird) Terrance. Terrance, Pdef versus Stephen Hawking!
  2249. [00:13] (&Mr_Wilt) The shot bounces off the helmet of Darth Vader.
  2250. [00:13] (Soulless) Can Stoat roll ath to push Terrance out of the way
  2251. [00:13] (&Mr_Wilt) Darth Vader turns suddenly, thinking it was Cameron! Cameron, PDef.
  2252. [00:13] (@Feierbird) She can take the hit for him.
  2253. [00:13] (Lord_Vol) Danzig rushes behind the moon lander
  2254. [00:13] (Soulless) She will be
  2255. [00:13] (Uncandescent) 6df+5 Did that sentence actually just happen?
  2256. [00:13] (Glacon) Uncandescent: Did that sentence actually just happen?: 4 (6df+5=+, 0, 0, -, -, 0)
  2257. [00:13] (Soulless) Can she?
  2258. [00:13] (&Mr_Wilt) The moon lander is gone.
  2259. [00:13] (&Mr_Wilt) And Danzig is unconscious, isn't he?
  2260. [00:13] (@Feierbird) Danzig's unconscious dogg. And the moon lander's in space.
  2261. [00:13] (NAC) 6df+8 "Oh look, It's Jean Luq"
  2262. [00:13] (Glacon) NAC: "Oh look, It's Jean Luq": 8 (6df+8=-, 0, +, +, -, 0)
  2263. [00:14] (Lord_Vol) I was basing that off of what someone else said
  2264. [00:14] (@Feierbird) Soulless: She can just straight-up take the attack for him.
  2265. [00:14] (&Mr_Wilt) 6df+10 Force Push
  2266. [00:14] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: Force Push: 13 (6df+10=+, +, -, 0, +, +)
  2267. [00:14] (Soulless) Feierbird: So she'll roll pdef?
  2268. [00:14] (@Feierbird) Yep.
  2269. [00:14] (NAC) Cameron goes flying through the damn air because this is the moon and gravity doesn't work as well here.
  2270. [00:15] (Soulless) 6df+10 PDEF
  2271. [00:15] (Glacon) Soulless: PDEF: 9 (6df+10=-, +, +, 0, -, -)
  2272. [00:15] (%Sequence) Alissa just launches herself at Stephen Hawking FUCK EVERYTHING
  2273. [00:15] (@Feierbird) 6df+10 I am Stephen Hawking!
  2274. [00:15] (Glacon) Feierbird: I am Stephen Hawking!: 8 (6df+10=-, +, -, 0, 0, -)
  2275. [00:15] (&Mr_Wilt) Cameron goes flying, landing against something hard and scaly just as a tear opens up behind him. His head hits something hard. -2 Body.
  2276. [00:15] (Soulless) Stoat jumps in front of Terrance to take the hit.
  2277. [00:15] (Fifthman) Cecil continues hiding. Why is everyone insistent on fighting? Ditch the melee and run for cover, they won't be able to catch you!
  2278. [00:15] (Uncandescent) Terrance is startled as Stoat jumps in front of him.
  2279. [00:16] (&Mr_Wilt) Cameron is thrown into the ground as a dragon suddenly flies out of a new tear, followed by a group of vikings riding bears, firing revolvers into the air.
  2280. [00:16] (NAC) Cameron looks up at the thing that he hit, groaning some as he rubs the back of his head. Oh, he's bleeding. Fuck. He turns his head and looks up.
  2281. [00:16] (@Feierbird) Stoat pushes Terrance out of the way and just misses getting hit by Excalibur. Hawking's voice synthesizer goes "For the knights of the round table!" Two-foot tall Carl Sagans start pouring our of Stephen Hawking's crown.
  2282. [00:16] (@Feierbird) *out
  2283. [00:16] (&Mr_Wilt) A goddamn dragon, Cameron.
  2284. [00:16] (NAC) "Damn indians."
  2285. [00:16] (%Sequence) "What the /fuck/ " Is all Alissa can say.
  2286. [00:17] (Uncandescent) Terrance falls to the ground with Stoat, startled at her intervention.
  2287. [00:17] (&Mr_Wilt) The dragon picks up Darth Vader, flying into the air with him. Wizards start shouting "MAGIC MISSILE!", "FIREBOLT!", and "FREEZE ARROW!" as a volley of magical attacks shower the dragon.
  2288. [00:17] (NAC) Cameron looks around for his BlackJack Punching friends. Are they there?
  2289. [00:17] (Soulless) Stoat looks to Terrance. "Move!"
  2290. [00:17] (&Mr_Wilt) They are! They pour out of the tear.
  2291. [00:17] (Uncandescent) Terrance picks himself up, and aims to shoot at Stephen Hawiking's head.
  2292. [00:17] (NAC) Cameron raises out and reaches for one of their arms, hoping to catch a ride on one of their bears.
  2293. [00:17] (@Feierbird) Stephen Hawking is subsequently assaulted by ninjas.
  2294. [00:18] (&Mr_Wilt) Cameron, Ath.
  2295. [00:18] (Uncandescent) Redact
  2296. [00:18] (%Sequence) 6df+7 Alissa kind of tries to just tackle Hawking oh wait ninjas fuck
  2297. [00:18] (Glacon) Sequence: Alissa kind of tries to just tackle Hawking oh wait ninjas fuck: 5 (6df+7=0, -, -, +, 0, -)
  2298. [00:18] (Fifthman) Cecil continues taking pictures from his hiding spot. Hell if he gets caught in that furball.
  2299. [00:18] (NAC) 6df+8 "Take me with you"
  2300. [00:18] (Glacon) NAC: "Take me with you": 10 (6df+8=-, 0, +, 0, +, +)
  2301. [00:18] (Lord_Vol) Danzig is still unconscious. Apparently.
  2302. [00:18] (@Feierbird) Alissa tackles Hawking, and so do ninjas. Pdef, Alissa.
  2303. [00:18] (%Sequence) 6df+4 fuck me sideways
  2304. [00:18] (Glacon) Sequence: fuck me sideways: 6 (6df+4=+, +, +, 0, -, 0)
  2305. [00:18] (Soulless) 6df+10 Stoat chucks knives into the crowd she doesn't even know how to deal with this acid trip
  2306. [00:18] (Glacon) Soulless: Stoat chucks knives into the crowd she doesn't even know how to deal with this acid trip: 12 (6df+10=+, 0, +, 0, 0, 0)
  2307. [00:18] (@Feierbird) 6df+6 Ninjas are not made for tackling
  2308. [00:18] (Glacon) Feierbird: Ninjas are not made for tackling: 7 (6df+6=-, 0, +, +, -, +)
  2309. [00:18] (&Mr_Wilt) Cameron is pulled up onto a bear by the dealer, who hands him an axe. "Let's see that handy arm of yours in action!"
  2310. [00:19] (@Feierbird) Alissa is knocked off the wheelchair by a ninja, who is now tussling with her.
  2311. [00:19] (NAC) Does the axe have any bonuses?
  2312. [00:19] (Uncandescent) Terrance shakily gets to his feet, and tries to find something that isn't actively getting murdered by something else. He spots Danzig's body floating some distance away, and bounds toward him. Ath to pick him up?
  2313. [00:19] (&Mr_Wilt) It does not. It is an axe.
  2314. [00:19] (%Sequence) 6df+7 FUCK YOU NINJA
  2315. [00:19] (Glacon) Sequence: FUCK YOU NINJA: 7 (6df+7=+, 0, 0, -, 0, 0)
  2316. [00:19] (@Feierbird) Nah, in this gravity Danzig's easy to lift.
  2317. [00:19] (@Feierbird) What is Alissa rolling?
  2318. [00:19] (NAC) Cameron is still ok with this. He Charges into battle with a roar shaking his chest.
  2319. [00:19] (%Sequence) Ath for pinning
  2320. [00:20] (&Mr_Wilt) Cameron and the bear pass by a Stormtrooper!
  2321. [00:20] (Uncandescent) Terrance grabs the man and attempts to find his way through the insanity.
  2322. [00:20] (@Feierbird) 6df+6 ninja being pinned!
  2323. [00:20] (Glacon) Feierbird: ninja being pinned!: 9 (6df+6=+, +, -, +, +, 0)
  2324. [00:20] (NAC) 6df+7 Hey look a targert. Cameron swings his war axe!
  2325. [00:20] (Glacon) NAC: Hey look a targert. Cameron swings his war axe!: 7 (6df+7=0, 0, -, 0, +, 0)
  2326. [00:21] (@Feierbird) The ninjas is not pinned! It takes out nunchuks and hits Alissa! Pdef, Alissa!
  2327. [00:21] (%Sequence) 6df+4 will this be the day that i die
  2328. [00:21] (Glacon) Sequence: will this be the day that i die: 3 (6df+4=-, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0)
  2329. [00:21] (Uncandescent) Terrance heads for the viking hole. If he can get through there, he'll be relatively safe.
  2330. [00:21] (@Feierbird) 6df+6 drinking whiskey and rye
  2331. [00:21] (Glacon) Feierbird: drinking whiskey and rye: 9 (6df+6=0, 0, +, +, 0, +)
  2332. [00:21] ³ Fridge (Mibbit@synIRC-6BB60AEB.tx.res.rr.com) has joined #redpool
  2333. [00:21] (&Mr_Wilt) Another tear. A grunting sound comes from inside, and soon, a herd of gorillas with gatling guns mounted to their backs charge out. They shoot at the Stormtroopers, while a wizard shouts in Terrance's general direction. "FREEZE ARROW!" Terrance, PDef.
  2334. [00:21] (@Feierbird) Alissa's conked in the noggin! -2 body.
  2335. [00:22] (Soulless) Stoat aims for the ninja.
  2336. [00:22] (%Sequence) Alissa has 1 body left!
  2337. [00:22] (Soulless) actually no
  2338. [00:22] (Soulless) Stoat grabs Alissa to shield her from any oncoming shit
  2339. [00:22] (Soulless) What roll?
  2340. [00:22] (Uncandescent) 6df+5 I really don't need this right now. I can't handle groups.
  2341. [00:22] (Glacon) Uncandescent: I really don't need this right now. I can't handle groups.: 8 (6df+5=+, 0, +, +, -, +)
  2342. [00:22] (@Feierbird) She can roll ath to try and supplement Alissa's pdef roll.
  2343. [00:23] (&Mr_Wilt) The some nasally voice screeches. "DAMMIT! GODFUCKINGDAMMIT! SHIT FUCK PISS FUCKING /DAMMIT/!"
  2344. [00:23] (Lord_Vol) Danzig is still pretty unconscious at this point.
  2345. [00:23] (&Mr_Wilt) 6df+6 FREEZE ARROW BRO
  2346. [00:23] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: FREEZE ARROW BRO: 7 (6df+6=0, 0, +, +, -, 0)
  2347. [00:23] (Soulless) Is it +2 ath?
  2348. [00:23] (@Feierbird) Yeah.
  2349. [00:23] (&Mr_Wilt) Terrance manages to dodge the arrow!
  2350. [00:23] (Soulless) 6df+10 Ath protecshun
  2351. [00:23] (Glacon) Soulless: Ath protecshun: 9 (6df+10=-, +, +, -, -, 0)
  2352. [00:23] (&Mr_Wilt) A new tear opens up! An incredibly big one. Perception, everybody!
  2353. [00:23] (NAC) Cameron points his bear stead and co-pilot to the the ninjas "Over there!" He roars, not knowing if the storm trooper is dead or not
  2354. [00:23] (NAC) 6df+5 Percep
  2355. [00:23] (Glacon) NAC: Percep: 2 (6df+5=-, -, -, +, -, 0)
  2356. [00:23] (@Feierbird) Stoat pulls Alissa out of the way enough to prevent 1 of that damage from the ninja.
  2357. [00:23] (Soulless) 6df+8 percep
  2358. [00:23] (Glacon) Soulless: percep: 6 (6df+8=+, -, +, -, -, -)
  2359. [00:24] (Lord_Vol) Except Danzig. Can't see shit while knocked out.
  2360. [00:24] (%Sequence) Alissa is protected!
  2361. [00:24] (%Sequence) So she has 2 body now?
  2362. [00:24] (&Mr_Wilt) Sorry, Cameron. The Stormtrooper does go down, and they go charging toward the ninjas!
  2363. [00:24] (Uncandescent) Terrance's arc lets him land and get out of the way just before the arrow hits him. He takes another leap and tosses a Tear Gas Grenade into the group of wizards, still bounding for the hole.
  2364. [00:24] (@Feierbird) I wanna see more perception.
  2365. [00:24] (Uncandescent) 6df+6 Tagging Theatrical I was kidding. I can absolutely handle groups.
  2366. [00:24] (Glacon) Uncandescent: Tagging Theatrical I was kidding. I can absolutely handle groups.: 6 (6df+6=0, +, 0, -, 0, 0)
  2367. [00:25] (Fifthman) 6df+9 Cecil senses in between pictures!
  2368. [00:25] (Glacon) Fifthman: Cecil senses in between pictures!: 9 (6df+9=0, +, 0, -, +, -)
  2369. [00:25] (%Sequence) 6df+6 Alissa tries to find who she needs to sedate to get out of here!
  2370. [00:25] (Glacon) Sequence: Alissa tries to find who she needs to sedate to get out of here!: 3 (6df+6=-, +, -, -, -, 0)
  2371. [00:25] (Uncandescent) 6df+6 What now? I'm busy fighting... well, everything. Ever.
  2372. [00:25] (Glacon) Uncandescent: What now? I'm busy fighting... well, everything. Ever.: 7 (6df+6=0, -, 0, +, 0, +)
  2373. [00:26] (&Mr_Wilt) The wizards groan as the gas envelopes them. "WIND GUST! WIND GUST!" Gusts of wind disperse the cloud, but already most of the wizards appear to be passing out.
  2374. [00:26] (&Mr_Wilt) Terrance, Cecil, and Stoat can all see that inside the tear is a big, metal room! Just like the simulation room.
  2375. [00:27] (Soulless) "Everyone! Into the tear!"
  2376. [00:27] (Soulless) "Go"
  2377. [00:27] (Soulless) *!!
  2378. [00:27] (@Feierbird) Not so fast, Stoat!
  2379. [00:27] (Soulless) Oh, okay
  2380. [00:27] (@Feierbird) You are swarmed by tiny Carl Sagans!
  2381. [00:27] (@Feierbird) Pdef.
  2382. [00:27] (Uncandescent) Terrance lands, and adjusts himself to face the hole.
  2383. [00:27] (@Feierbird) Everyone else can do whatever it was they were doing.
  2384. [00:27] (NAC) Cameron taps his riding buddy's shoulder and points his axe at the tear, cleaving left and right at everything that got close.
  2385. [00:28] (Soulless) 6df+10 PDEF the hell
  2386. [00:28] (Glacon) Soulless: PDEF the hell: 11 (6df+10=+, +, -, 0, -, +)
  2387. [00:28] (NAC) 6df+8 athletics to melee
  2388. [00:28] (Glacon) NAC: athletics to melee: 8 (6df+8=-, 0, +, 0, 0, 0)
  2389. [00:28] (Uncandescent) He flips off the choking, gagging wizards in the heat of the moment as he bounds away towards the new hole.
  2390. [00:28] (&Mr_Wilt) The dragon swoops down, breathing fire on a mixed group of ninjas and tiny Carl Sagans. Another tear opens up from above the dragon, and suddenly a beluga whale falls on top of it, pinning him.
  2391. [00:28] (&Mr_Wilt) Following the beluga whale, a torrent of water starts falling out of the tear.
  2392. [00:29] (Fifthman) Cecil runs right to the tear.
  2393. [00:29] (&Mr_Wilt) The viking nods, and the bear starts heading for the tear!
  2394. [00:29] (Fifthman) 6df+10 tagging Excitement magnet - I can get out of here!
  2395. [00:29] (Glacon) Fifthman: tagging Excitement magnet - I can get out of here!: 8 (6df+10=-, -, -, 0, 0, +)
  2396. [00:29] (@Feierbird) 6df+10 to bake a pie
  2397. [00:29] (Glacon) Feierbird: to bake a pie: 7 (6df+10=+, -, -, -, 0, -)
  2398. [00:29] (@Feierbird) Stoat is unharmed by the sagans before they become extra crispy.
  2399. [00:29] (@Feierbird) Picard walks in and shoots at Cecil before he goes. Pdef, Cecil.
  2400. [00:29] (%Sequence) Alissa tries to go for Cameron!
  2401. [00:30] (Uncandescent) Do I need to roll anything for my hole-bounding?
  2402. [00:30] (&Mr_Wilt) Nope.
  2403. [00:30] (Fifthman) Do I get to reroll?
  2404. [00:30] (NAC) Cameron reaches his hand out to grab onto Alissa's wrist!
  2405. [00:30] (Lord_Vol) He's carrying Danzig
  2406. [00:30] (Lord_Vol) remember?
  2407. [00:30] (&Mr_Wilt) Roll Ath, Cameron.
  2408. [00:30] (NAC) 6df+8 GET ON THE DAMN BEAR ALISSA
  2409. [00:30] (Glacon) NAC: GET ON THE DAMN BEAR ALISSA: 12 (6df+8=+, 0, +, +, +, 0)
  2410. [00:30] (@Feierbird) Fifthman: Nah, you can keep that roll.
  2411. [00:30] (@Feierbird) 6df+8 make it so
  2412. [00:30] (Glacon) Feierbird: make it so: 5 (6df+8=-, 0, 0, -, -, 0)
  2413. [00:30] (@Feierbird) Picard's shot misses Cecil.
  2414. [00:30] (Soulless) "Everyone go!"
  2415. [00:31] (Fifthman) Cecil continues running to the tear.
  2416. [00:31] (Soulless) Stoat tries to get to the tear, jumping more than running.
  2417. [00:31] (&Mr_Wilt) Cameron yanks up Alissa, grabbing her and pulling her up onto the bear!
  2418. [00:31] (%Sequence) Alissa is pulled onto the bear! She shouts in Cameron's ear! "We need to go to the tear!"
  2419. [00:31] (&Mr_Wilt) The bear lunges through the tear, and both Cameron and Alissa are suddenly tumbling on the cold, metal ground. Both the viking and the bear are suddenly gone.
  2420. [00:32] (%Sequence) Alissa lands on Cameron (if that's okay with NAC) and groans.
  2421. [00:32] (Uncandescent) Terrance lands, and hefts Danzig on his shoulder more firmly before leaping again towards the hole.
  2422. [00:32] (&Mr_Wilt) Water continues frothing from the previous hole as viking cowboys fire at the beluga whale.
  2423. [00:32] (&Mr_Wilt) Terrance makes it into the hole, too!
  2424. [00:32] (&Mr_Wilt) As do both Stoat and Cecil.
  2425. [00:32] (NAC) "My brother!" Cameron mutters, no one but him knowing whether he met the bear or the viking as he wraps his arms around Alissa, taking the fall for the both of them.
  2426. [00:32] (Soulless) Stoat runs through!
  2427. [00:33] (%Sequence) Alissa just lies on Cameron and groans.
  2428. [00:33] (&Mr_Wilt) "GODDAMMIT!" A whiny, nasally voice comes from further down the room.
  2429. [00:33] (%Sequence) She doesn't feel too well.
  2430. [00:33] (Uncandescent) Terrance finds himself falling as the lowered gravity kicks out. He falls with Danzig on top of him and groans.
  2431. [00:33] (&Mr_Wilt) It appears to be coming from a chair, facing an array of monitors.
  2432. [00:33] (Soulless) Stoat approches the person.
  2433. [00:33] (Soulless) "..."
  2434. [00:34] (Soulless) She gets her remaining knives out.
  2435. [00:34] (Lord_Vol) Danzig rolls over, still unconscious.
  2436. [00:34] ³ Feierbird is now known as Feiersleeps
  2437. [00:34] (Uncandescent) Terrance's eyes snap open as he hears the voice, and he pushes Danzig off. He gets quickly to his feet through sheer force of will and draws his pistol from its holster.
  2438. [00:35] ³ Feiersleeps (Mibbit@synIRC-270FFEE6.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) has quit IRC (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  2439. [00:35] (Uncandescent) "Turn around. Now." He reloads loudly.
  2440. [00:35] (&Mr_Wilt) The chair swivels around to face the group. A massive, pimple covered head - easily the size of two stacked beach balls - looks out at the ground, sitting on top a scrawny, shriveled up body.
  2441. [00:35] (&Mr_Wilt) "YOU BROKE MY SIMULATOR! /FUCK/!"
  2442. [00:35] (NAC) Cameron gently slides alissa off of his chest and pats his clothes. There's blood dripping down his head as he stands up with shaky feet. "Sir, do you need help? I have skin lotion."
  2443. [00:36] (&Mr_Wilt) The figure tries to get up, his small, curled leg setting down on the floor.
  2444. [00:36] (&Mr_Wilt) He tries to stand up, but quickly falls forward, his head seemingly too heavy for his body. "FUUUUUUUUUCK!"
  2445. [00:36] (%Sequence) Alissa stands up as well, clutching her head. She's been beaten up too many times recently.
  2446. [00:36] (Uncandescent) Terrance puts a shot right past the figure's bulbous head. "Why should I not kill you right now. Ten seconds. Talk."
  2447. [00:36] (Uncandescent) *right next to
  2448. [00:37] (&Mr_Wilt) "YOU CAN'T KILL ME! THIS IS /MY/ SIMULATOR
  2449. [00:37] (&Mr_Wilt) His voice squeaks. "THIS IS /MY/ WORLD!"
  2450. [00:37] (&Mr_Wilt) Terrance, PDef.
  2451. [00:37] (Uncandescent) 6df+5 Then I'll kill the world if I have to.
  2452. [00:37] (Glacon) Uncandescent: Then I'll kill the world if I have to.: 6 (6df+5=+, +, +, -, -, 0)
  2453. [00:37] (Soulless) 6df+8 aiming maneuver.
  2454. [00:37] (Glacon) Soulless: aiming maneuver.: 6 (6df+8=-, 0, -, -, +, 0)
  2455. [00:38] (Soulless) Stoat aims her knives silently.
  2456. [00:38] (&Mr_Wilt) 6df+10 Big Bad Boss Strength
  2457. [00:38] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: Big Bad Boss Strength: 5 (6df+10=0, -, -, -, -, -)
  2458. [00:38] (&Mr_Wilt) The figure tries to lift his head to get a better look at Terrance, but it quickly falls back onto the metal. "NUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!"
  2459. [00:38] (&Mr_Wilt) "NUUUUUUUUGH GUUUUUUUUH UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!"
  2460. [00:39] (%Sequence) Alissa stares. Fucking hell.
  2461. [00:39] (Uncandescent) Terrance walks up and steps his foot down on the back of the creature's head, pushing its face into the ground.
  2462. [00:39] (NAC) "Terrence don't be a bully."
  2463. [00:40] (Soulless) Can Stoat roll attack?
  2464. [00:40] (&Mr_Wilt) His face is pushed into the ground. This causes his tiny arms to flail. "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! WHY?! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY /WHY/?!"
  2465. [00:40] (NAC) Cameron lumbers up next to him and looks down at the giant massive head.
  2466. [00:40] (&Mr_Wilt) Stoat can, but since Terrance is holding him down at all.
  2467. [00:41] (Soulless) "Terrance get off."
  2468. [00:41] (%Sequence) "Should I sedate him?"
  2469. [00:41] (Uncandescent) "Because all of the simulations in the world can't save you from me."
  2470. [00:41] (&Mr_Wilt) "SUCK A MILLION DICKS! ALL OF YOU! SUCK A /TRILLION BILLION FUCKING DICKS/!"
  2471. [00:41] (%Sequence) "What are you, 5?"
  2472. [00:41] (Uncandescent) "Now who are you." He says, pushing down slightly.
  2473. [00:42] (&Mr_Wilt) "YOUR MOTHER'S FIVE!" Terrance, PDef.
  2474. [00:42] (Uncandescent) 6df+5 What's he going to do, flail at me?
  2475. [00:42] (Glacon) Uncandescent: What's he going to do, flail at me?: 7 (6df+5=-, +, 0, +, +, 0)
  2476. [00:42] (&Mr_Wilt) 6df+10 Something like that.
  2477. [00:42] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: Something like that.: 8 (6df+10=+, 0, -, 0, -, -)
  2478. [00:43] (&Mr_Wilt) A big, white, synthetic fist suddenly shoots out from the metal wall, punching Terrance off of the figure. -1 Body.
  2479. [00:44] (Fifthman) Cecil takes aim. There's nothing else to do but shoot.
  2480. [00:44] (Uncandescent) Terrance is thrown like a rag doll, and rebounds off the wall to crumple to the ground with a loud but very brief scream.
  2481. [00:44] (Fifthman) 6df+9 Cecil aims.
  2482. [00:44] (Glacon) Fifthman: Cecil aims.: 5 (6df+9=-, -, 0, -, -, 0)
  2483. [00:45] (%Sequence) Alissa jumps for the weird pimply head thing, aiming to strangle it.
  2484. [00:45] (Soulless) "...No."
  2485. [00:46] (Soulless) 6df+16 Tagging maneuver and Predator Instinct, Stoat goes for his neck and his temples. She may not be able to shatter skull but she can make someone bleed like a struck pig.
  2486. [00:46] (Glacon) Soulless: Tagging maneuver and Predator Instinct, Stoat goes for his neck and his temples. She may not be able to shatter skull but she can make someone bleed like a struck pig.: 17 (6df+16=-, +, 0, 0, 0, +)
  2487. [00:46] (Fifthman) And the poolboys are too busy getting close. Can't get a good shot!
  2488. [00:46] (Uncandescent) Terrance picks himself up through sheer force of will.
  2489. [00:46] (NAC) Cameron just backs away. He... does not want to see this.
  2490. [00:47] (&Mr_Wilt) 6df+8 Not So Big Bad PDef
  2491. [00:47] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: Not So Big Bad PDef: 7 (6df+8=+, -, 0, +, -, -)
  2492. [00:48] (%Sequence) 6df+7 tackle?
  2493. [00:48] (Glacon) Sequence: tackle?: 9 (6df+7=+, +, 0, 0, 0, 0)
  2494. [00:48] (%Sequence) *pin?
  2495. [00:49] (&Mr_Wilt) The figure manages to lift its head, just in time to take a few knives to the forehead. He screams in agony, clutching as it forehead as tears well up in his eyes.
  2496. [00:50] (&Mr_Wilt) Alissa manages to pin the figure! Just in time for a loud, beeping noise to fill the air, as two large cannons deploy themselves from the walls. Alissa, Stoat, PDef.
  2497. [00:50] (Soulless) 6df+10 PDEF
  2498. [00:50] (Glacon) Soulless: PDEF: 11 (6df+10=0, 0, 0, +, +, -)
  2499. [00:50] (%Sequence) 6df+4 Fuck me.
  2500. [00:50] (Glacon) Sequence: Fuck me.: 2 (6df+4=0, -, 0, -, 0, 0)
  2501. [00:50] (Soulless) Can Stoat try to move to shove Alissa out of the way?
  2502. [00:51] (&Mr_Wilt) Stoat's too far away!
  2503. [00:51] (%Sequence) Alissa looks up at the cannons.
  2504. [00:52] (NAC) Cameron grunts and throws himself over Alissa, "Not going to let you die again." He grunts. shielding her with his body.
  2505. [00:52] (&Mr_Wilt) Roll PDef, Cameron.
  2506. [00:53] (NAC) 6df+8 Goodnight, cruel world
  2507. [00:53] (Glacon) NAC: Goodnight, cruel world: 9 (6df+8=+, 0, 0, 0, +, -)
  2508. [00:53] (&Mr_Wilt) 6df+12 GIANT CANNONS SHOOT THINGS
  2509. [00:53] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: GIANT CANNONS SHOOT THINGS: 11 (6df+12=+, -, 0, 0, 0, -)
  2510. [00:53] (&Mr_Wilt) 6df+12 GIANT CANNONS SHOOT THINGS (2)
  2511. [00:53] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: GIANT CANNONS SHOOT THINGS (2): 12 (6df+12=-, -, 0, 0, +, +)
  2512. [00:54] (%Sequence) "No!"
  2513. [00:54] (&Mr_Wilt) Stoat manages to leap to the side as a massive ray of red light shoots past her. Cameron, however, takes the hit, scorching his back. -1 Body.
  2514. [00:55] (&Mr_Wilt) "GET OF MEEEEEEE!:
  2515. [00:55] (%Sequence) "Cameron, are you alright?"
  2516. [00:55] (NAC) Cameron grunts as he falls to the side, rolling onto his back with a groan right next to the Giant head. "Shut up, he grunts."
  2517. [00:56] (NAC) 6df+12 Tagging maneuver, punching him in the face
  2518. [00:56] (Glacon) NAC: Tagging maneuver, punching him in the face: 11 (6df+12=0, 0, -, 0, 0, 0)
  2519. [00:56] (%Sequence) 6df+12 Alissa just fucking sedates this fucker.
  2520. [00:56] (Glacon) Sequence: Alissa just fucking sedates this fucker.: 12 (6df+12=+, +, -, 0, -, 0)
  2521. [00:56] (&Mr_Wilt) 6df+8 Bad PDef
  2522. [00:56] (Glacon) Mr_Wilt: Bad PDef: 7 (6df+8=0, 0, 0, 0, -, 0)
  2523. [00:57] (Fifthman) 6df+9 Cecil maneuvers to aim again.
  2524. [00:57] (Glacon) Fifthman: Cecil maneuvers to aim again.: 9 (6df+9=0, -, 0, +, -, +)
  2525. [00:57] (&Mr_Wilt) Cameron punches him right in the side of the head. Coupled with Alissa's sedatives, he goes out like a light.
  2526. [00:57] (Soulless) "Okay let's get out of here."
  2527. [00:57] (Fifthman) And he holds his sidearm up as, well... he's done.
  2528. [00:57] (Soulless) Stoat goes to the monitors. Does it look like she can operate some of it, or at least glean what she can do?
  2529. [00:57] (%Sequence) Alissa stands up and kicks the troll in the head before bending to help Cameron stand up if he can. "Hey. You alright?"
  2530. [00:58] (Uncandescent) Terrance walks over to the downed figure. Is he dead?
  2531. [00:58] (&Mr_Wilt) Stoat can see on the center monitor, three large text options. "START THE SIMULATION", "KILL THE PRISONERS", and "BLOW UP THE SIMULATOR".
  2532. [00:59] (&Mr_Wilt) The figure is not dead.
  2533. [00:59] (NAC) Cameron blinks some and smiles, giving a little laugh, red mist spraying out with his words. "Never better." He groans, Trying to stand up. Thank god the pain is so intense, or he'd pass out
  2534. [00:59] (Soulless) "Got 3 options."
  2535. [01:00] (NAC) "Is morphine an option?"
  2536. [01:00] (Uncandescent) "4." Terrance aims at the downed creature's head.
  2537. [01:00] (%Sequence) Alissa pushes him back down. "Shh. Just a moment.
  2538. [01:00] (%Sequence) 6df+12 Please okay just be okay. Too much shit for you not to be.
  2539. [01:00] (Glacon) Sequence: Please okay just be okay. Too much shit for you not to be.: 13 (6df+12=-, 0, 0, 0, +, +)
  2540. [01:00] (Soulless) "start the sim, kill the prisoers, blow up the simulator."
  2541. [01:00] (NAC) 6df+5 Oh look that's my blood.
  2542. [01:00] (Glacon) NAC: Oh look that's my blood.: 6 (6df+5=-, +, 0, -, +, +)
  2543. [01:01] (Uncandescent) "We kill him, we white out." Terrance says flatly.
  2544. [01:01] (%Sequence) Alissa gets Cameron out of the critical zone.
  2545. [01:01] (Soulless) "Then kill him."
  2546. [01:02] (Uncandescent) Terrance is a bit surprised. He expected, after all that, for there to be some moral debacle that he would ignore anyway.
  2547. [01:02] (Uncandescent) Terrance looks up at Stoat.
  2548. [01:02] (Soulless) "..."
  2549. [01:03] (Soulless) Stoat looks to Terrance.
  2550. [01:03] (NAC) "Can I have morphine?" he grunts at Alissa. "I would enjoy it."
  2551. [01:03] (Uncandescent) Terrance looks all around, at his broken, bleeding comrades.
  2552. [01:04] (%Sequence) "Don't have any on me, but I have some painkillers." She hands him some pills. "No water, though."
  2553. [01:04] (Soulless) "...We're collapsing a dimension. Regardless, they'll all die once we're gone."
  2554. [01:04] (Soulless) "So if killing him will collapse here, do it and we'll go."
  2555. [01:05] (Uncandescent) He looks back down to the creature's enormous head. "Game over." He pulls the trigger, again and again, unloading his clip into the brat's skull.
  2556. [01:05] (%Sequence) Alissa is right next to the trollthing and while she flinches, she doesn't object.
  2557. [01:05] (NAC) Cameron just swallows it down with some of his excess, hopefully uneeded, blood. "Thank you..."
  2558. [01:06] (Fifthman) Cecil continues forward to the console. "Hm. The simulator's already broken."
  2559. [01:06] (&Mr_Wilt) The bullets enter the head, round after round, blood pooling out onto the gray, metallic floor.
  2560. [01:06] (&Mr_Wilt) They don't white out, though.
  2561. [01:06] (Soulless) "..."
  2562. [01:06] (Fifthman) "So if we start it up again it might burn out the sim without blowing us all up."
  2563. [01:06] (Soulless) Stoat walks to the computer.
  2564. [01:06] (Soulless) "..."
  2565. [01:06] (Soulless) "I think we'll have to do something with this."
  2566. [01:07] (Fifthman) "Bigger question is where's our sub?"
  2567. [01:07] (NAC) "We have some allies here." Cameron grunts. "Just.. start the simulation again." he thinks outloud, head lolling back.
  2568. [01:07] (Uncandescent) Terrance is a bit put off by the non-whiting out, as that would have been really cool. He sits back and closes his eyes as the pain comes rushing back.
  2569. [01:07] (%Sequence) "No problem." Alissa pats Cameron's hand.
  2570. [01:08] (Soulless) "...."
  2571. [01:08] (Soulless) Can Stoat look for their sub?
  2572. [01:08] (%Sequence) "Wait, so what's happening?" Alissa tunes in!
  2573. [01:08] (Fifthman) Compared to the others, Cecil's practically untouched. "We'll try to find out sub first, I guess."
  2574. [01:08] (Lord_Vol) Danzig does awesome unconscious things.
  2575. [01:09] (%Sequence) "What. Is. Happening."
  2576. [01:09] (Uncandescent) "Just blow it up."
  2577. [01:09] (Uncandescent) "Blow it all up."
  2578. [01:09] (Uncandescent) "Then it can't happen again."
  2579. [01:09] (%Sequence) "I agree, let's just fucking blow this place. Fuck this shit."
  2580. [01:10] (NAC) "B-but bear vikings." Cameron grumbles, the pills starting to get to his head.
  2581. [01:10] (Fifthman) "I've got pictures, Cammy."
  2582. [01:10] (%Sequence) "Cameron, shh."
  2583. [01:10] (NAC) "Not... the same." He groans, slumping against the metal floor.
  2584. [01:10] (%Sequence) Alissa strokes her thumb over his hand.
  2585. [01:11] (Uncandescent) "Some things are better off dead." He says lowly, looking over the corpse before him.
  2586. [01:12] (Soulless) "..."
  2587. [01:12] (Soulless) "What if it blows us up."
  2588. [01:12] (Soulless) *up with it.
  2589. [01:13] (NAC) "Bear vikings." Cameron grumbles, looking up at Alissa.
  2590. [01:13] (%Sequence) "Doesn't fucking mat- yes, yes, I know, Cameron. Shh."
  2591. [01:13] (Soulless) "...Got it."
  2592. [01:13] (NAC) That head wound is starting to throb abit, he simply passes out on the floor.
  2593. [01:13] (Soulless) She goes to blow them all up, hoping it doesn't kill them.
  2594. [01:14] (%Sequence) Alissa sighs and checks Cameron's pulse, holding his hand gently as she kneels beside him.
  2595. [01:14] (&Mr_Wilt) Stoat clicks the option. A synthetic, female voice booms through the room.
  2596. [01:14] (Uncandescent) Terrance sits there, resting his arms on his knees.
  2597. [01:15] (&Mr_Wilt) "SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED. SELF-DESTRUCTION IN T-MINUS FIVE MINUTES."
  2598. [01:15] (&Mr_Wilt) Man, this guy's really a stickler for clichés.
  2599. [01:15] (Uncandescent) Terrance looks up.
  2600. [01:16] (&Mr_Wilt) A small slot opens up in the console, as what looks a floppy disc pokes out of it.
  2601. [01:16] (Uncandescent) He gets to his feet, with some difficulty.
  2602. [01:17] (Soulless) "..."
  2603. [01:17] (Fifthman) Cecil pulls the disk. "Floppy?" Cecil frowns. "So, where's the sub?"
  2604. [01:17] (Soulless) She checks where the sub is.
  2605. [01:17] (&Mr_Wilt) The sub is nowhere in sight!
  2606. [01:18] (%Sequence) Alissa sighs heavily. "Whatever we do, I'll need help carrying Cameron."
  2607. [01:18] (Uncandescent) Terrance gets up and goes over to the console. Any //other// buttons?
  2608. [01:20] (Lord_Vol) Danzig is so awesome at being unconscious.
  2609. [01:20] (&Mr_Wilt) None.
  2610. [01:20] (&Mr_Wilt) A loud siren blares through the room as it starts to shake.
  2611. [01:20] (&Mr_Wilt) Quickly, a torrent of flame starts shooting towards them as everything becomes white.
  2612. [01:21] (&Mr_Wilt) They wake up on the shore of the Red Pool, back in #farrecon
  2613. [01:21] (%Sequence) "Fuck yes." Alissa exhales slowly. Then she radios Medical. <<Got injured here, need a gurney.>>'
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