mistress of my dreams

The Mistress of my dreams (P.S. This is meant to start off confusing, so tag along for the ride and see if you can't foresee where this is going.)

>This is familiar, is it my den? No, this smell belongs to The Other.
>The Other chooses new dens so often, when things go asunder.

>Oh but I'm so hungry. Where is the food. Here?
>BAH! nothing fresh and savory, I need to look elsewhere.

>This wall is in the way! But I remember The Other, being able to make a strange hole to get in and out.
>Does it involve this strange rock that isn't a rock, I wonder and pout.

>Success! I am free from the prison that The Other had planned it to be.
>And There! The Mistress! How I dream of you to come to me, from your Pearlescent throne come run with me!

>I SMELL HORSES! or something like horses, I wonder how they taste?
>OH, they are galloping away, how I love a good chase!

>This one is... Pink? Is that what The Other calls it?
>This doesn't matter as I hear the call of a trumpet.

>It dodges my every lunge with the twitch of it's tail.
>Even though I love this game, I'm too hungry to keep up without fail.

>There is a blue one, sound asleep.
>with a mane of too many colors for my mind to keep.

>I silently move closer to see it snore,
>If I wasn't so hungry this would be a bore.

>As I make to lunge I hear the pink one yell,
>The blue one's eyes open to the horror's of hell.

>Or so I would say if not for some magic,
>A purple one casts, making this tragic.

>As I am knocked aside from this very meal,
>An orange one appears looking ready to kill.

>Angry now that I've been denied my meal twice,
>I decide to give into that wicked vice.

>Oh Mistress, I implore you, aid me in this endeavor,
>As I fight for my food, with these ponies so clever.

>I stand up tall, to these ponies fright,
>As I look upon them with such delight.

>I Go for the purple one's throat first,
>because the damage she can cause is worst.

>Suddenly a yellow one with wings normally so shy
>Gives me a stare that would make lesser things cry.

>I chuckle to myself, at her little mistake
>My eyes hypnotizing glare causing her to quake.

>As I position my claws to paint the ground crimson,
>The Mistress appears, And with her, her criticism.

>"WE COMMAND YOU TO COME HERE AND SIT!" The Mistress says with might,
>I obey, and I go to the front of the Ruler of the Night.

>"WAS THE CELL NOT ENOUGH TO CONTAIN YOUR HUNGER AND WRATH?"
>The Mistress says as the ponies stand upon the path.

>I happily pant at the sight of my Mistress, whom I do adore,
>The ponies confused, as to why I was obedient to my core.

>"THERE IS NOTHING FOR IT, SINCE NOPONY WAS HARMED."
>She says as I am leashed, the ponies no doubt alarmed.

>"But Princess, He just tried to eat us" the purple one remarked,
>As she gazes at me while on some three trees I leave my mark.

>"WORRY NOT, DEAREST TWILIGHT. WITH ME HE IS AS DOCILE AS CAN BE"
>After hearing this the yellow bird-horse slowly trots up to see me.

>"Now that he is with his owner he's not that scary"
>While she rubs my stomach and names me Joe Larry

>"SOON WE MUST DEPART TO LOWER THE MOON SO THAT DAY MAY START"
>As The Mistress guides me along, pushing a banana filled cart.

>To The Mistress's den the journey ends so that we may sleep,
>By The Mistress's side I see Night's dreamland take me quite deep.



Prologue



Don T.:"Auugh... Did I do drunk science again?"

Luna:"Yes, why you do this on a Full Moon's night every time I do not know."
>She says this at a table sipping coffee

Don T.:"It's tradition! I think. Anyways I had that dream where I run around and keep trying to eat the girls again. Anywho thank you Luna, for constantly bringing my inebriated ass to safety every time."

>Don then stands up from the covers and Luna turns away with a slight blush.

Don T.:"I'm naked again aren't I?"

>To embarrassed to look and not desiring to say anything, Luna simply nods.

Celestia:"Well I guess that it was a good idea to go and get your clothes for you then, even though I don't mind the view."

Don T.:"Oh Molestia you silly filly."

Cel:"I also took the liberty of also having more clothes made for you and to keep spares here, seeing how frequently you come and go from my sister's room"
>She says this with the biggest spaghetti inducing troll face Don has ever seen.

>Don thanks both of the princesses and takes his leave back to Ponyville.

Cel:"When are you gonna tell him he's a werewolf bent on devouring his friends? And that he has a crush on you while he is bent on devouring his friends?"

Luna:"I don't have the heart to inform him of his condition."

Cel:"Well, he'll probably figure it out in due time. On another subject I'm not against getting a pet."

Luna:"Really? I've asked you for years but you wouldn't budge. Why now?"

Cel:"Well I've always did like large dogs. And the one that just left is Large indeed."

Luna:"TIA!"

Cel:"Ooh! What are you gonna do when he starts humping your leg?"
>Celestia just broke the Multiverse's record for biggest troll face,  beating a Mr. Wuten by a whole twelve inches.

Luna:"TIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

END