anon edge

> Emergency Services responded too late this morning to a frantic call from Anon's mother following a tragic accident involving too much edge.
> Anon, an avid 4chan user, was found dead in his room having suffered 180% limb dismemberment. First responders described the scene as 'grisly' and 'terrible to behold'. It is likely that he died within seconds of the accident.
> 'He said he wanted to make a post on the internet.' says Anon's mom, in between sobs. 'I knew that that much edge wasn't safe, but he just wanted it so badly... it all happened so fast'
> How this will impact the nationwide debate about edge on our internet remains to be seen, but teenagers have already made an official announcement that there is nothing wrong with edge and that they will continue to oppose any attempt to restrict its use.