It was a dreamy, starry night.

Vince and Jesse were staring at the moon together, hand in hand, entangled with infatuation.

"Man, you're the first person who seems to actually understand me, or rather the first person I understand." said Jesse

"But what about Luan?" replied a concerned Vince

"She was real sweet, but things got a bit complicated when she told me that she doesn't have a gender, and that she never really found me attractive...."

"I'm Sorry...."

"It's alright, I think I just slowed her down.."

"Hey man, don't get so down on yourself!" Vince said in a swedish accent.

Jesse started laughing really hard, harder than Luan's jokes ever did.

"Say, want to go back to my house?" Vince suggested.

"Yeah, let me call my parents."

After lying to his parents that he was going to The Loud House, Jesse set off with his new love.

After arriving at Vince's house, they wasted no time touching each other in the most romantic spots possible....

Eventually, they fell on Vince's ripped up couch.

"I don't think I want to get in Luna's knickers anymore....." Vince said as he licked his lips.

"Wait!" Jesse objected, "Can I get on top?"

Vince raised an eyebrow "But...."

"Don't worry, I still have mad control over my pelvis".

Vince set Jesse on the couch, and bent over before the latter's pelvis.

"Aww yeah...... this is happenin!" Jesse exclaimed upon gazing at the sight before him, his 2 inch cock growing another inch and becomes an erect torpedo.

This is the first time that he had felt a sexual experience without also feeling fear, as Luan's vagina gave him PTSD of the bear trap that had claimed his ability to walk.

"What are you waiting for!" Vince yells out with excitement as he shakes his ass.

Jesse wasted no time to stick his weiner into his new love's anus, initially struggling to rhythmatically move his pelvis, but soon gets over this issue.

"AH HELL YEAH!" "HARDER!" "HARDER!"

Jesse wasn't stopping anytime soon, and was only getting faster and faster, to Vince's enjoyment.

Soon, Jesse was going so fast that he was getting rugburn on his dick, or at least it felt like that.

"Holy shit man, I'm feelin' good....... I'm gonnna...."

A splatter of cum filled Vince's asshole. The splatter was so large that it got all over Vince's asscheeks and back, and it had also exploded onto Jesse's torso and face.

Vince soon climaxed on his own, feeling satisfied with the creamy filling. He soon came on his own, firing it like a laser.

Both were exausted, and both were about to fall asleep, when.....

"JESSE!" yelled a braced individual

Luan had just slammed open the door.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!" as Luan started crying.

"Fuck you you weird as whore! You scissored at least 4 women in the last month! We're through Luan!"

Luan sobbed, leaving the house crying loudly.

After closing the door, Vince and Jesse embraced in the most embraceable of kisses..... nothing could ever beat it's romantic integrity.

THE END