[M4F] Marksman

(the not so ambient noises of a shooting range echo throughout the piece)

Howdy. What do you mean you've never heard someone say howdy before? It's just short for "how do you do?" Yeah, pretty simple huh?  's-how I like things. I couldn't help but notice you look a little, well, you look a little shy about firing that thing. Oh, no, nothing to be embarrassed about we all have to learn sometime. You mind if I show you something?

Well, the first thing is your stance. You're all bottled up. You gotta let that hair down. Metaphorically, don't actually let your hair down, that's just asking for trouble. Also you look real good in a pony-tail, anyone ever tell you that? Yeah, I love it when a woman smiles. So, you're too firm. Basically you gotta think of it like--everything below the knee is iron, but everything else is flexible. Everything from the shoulders is steel, but your back is fluid.

Take a shot. (BANG!)

Okay, not bad, not bad. Now I'm gonna come up behind you and just, you're getting scared before you pull the trigger. Don't be scared. You're very much on the safe side of things. Can you hear me through your headwear? Well come on now, take that off and just listen, okay? You're the badass with the gun now. You have all the power you could possibly need. It's just a tool. So don't stick your tongue our or flinch. Come on, put these back on. Okay, okay. Gosh you have pretty hair. Ready when you are.

(BANG!)

See that? Whew, not bad at all! Alright now keep that same form I'm just going to put my hands on your hips, brace up against you a bit, that way you let the recoil push you back. This isn't strictly the best stance but hey, we're getting over fear so give me three shots right now.

(Bang bang bang!)

What you got there? Alright, seems like you've got three more shots before you're out, you want to give me another grouping of three? Now, you seem way less tense so I'm just going reach up and grab your tits and fondle them. Easy, now. This is just to make sure that you can focus. So what I want you to do is wait for me to tug at your nipples before you shoot, you ready?

(...bang!.....bang!..........bang!)

Look at that, you can really focus. I knew you were something special. And speaking of something special, I gotta reach up beneath your shirt, my goodness. Mmm, I love how you're holding the gun while I'm doing this. Makes you feel invincible, doesn't it?

What's that? You wanna show me something? (Zip) Oh, well, I suppose there's always more to learn when that's concerned.

(Simulate getting oral sex. Lots of gun metaphors such as "Shoot my load" and "blow up" and "empty the chamber." Until you're ready to cum)

Hold still now, hold still! Don't be a moving target annnnnddd.... (orgasm) Bullseye!

Whew. I always hit my mark.