Ana/Callum: Game Girl

[EW] eternalWanderer has begun pestering [BE] bouncebackEschaton
EW: ay ded u noe u hef ay baysemant
BE: Yeah, I think so. The laundry room, I imagine?
EW: wat es
BE: The basement. I think that's where the laundry room would be.
EW: eye downt tink u cood do landre dere unlesh da letal blohk tings heet up
BE: What do you mean? Is it NOT a laundry room?
EW: noe eye tink et hes ay bohmb en et es wal
BE: Wait, WHAT!?
BE: You think my apartment has a BOMB in it!?
EW: da baysemant does
BE: :O :O :O :O :O
BE: WHY?
EW: blahyme gayme guhrl
BE: Who on earth is Game Girl?
BE: And why would she put a BOMB in my APARTMENT?
EW: en eval groop ov pepal ohn da entarnet day plahyed dis gayme beforhe us nd dere bayse es en ur baysemant
BE: How do you know they're evil?
EW: dey puht ay bohmb en ur baysemant
BE: Okay YEAH but...
BE: WHY would they put a bomb there?
EW: destroyh da evandance ov dere bayse prohbebleh
BE: So... why hadn't it gone off when they left?
BE: Wait, are they STILL THERE?
EW: eye dednt c ne won da bohmb does goe ov en sevan ore soe owers
BE: WAIT, WHAT!?!?!?
BE: :O :O :O :O :O
EW: myght wahnt two git owt sone enuf
BE: Well you gotta call a bomb squad or something!
BE: There are innocent people in here!
EW: esnt ur uncal swat ore sumtin cahnt e do sometin abote et
BE: SWAT means he's paramilitary, not something like bomb-disposal!
EW: wats da numbah fore da bomhb squahd den
BE: I DON'T KNOW!
EW: maybeh swaht mahn noes