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  1. [14:54:26] <ohaiiiiiiiii> PanzyPoo: :(
  2. [14:54:30] <ohaiiiiiiiii> Xonotic sucks -.-
  3. [14:54:31] <sixx> oh man and after that he gets the tank and blows up the police station!
  4. [14:54:38] <sixx> xonotic is fucking awful
  5. [14:54:39] <ohaiiiiiiiii> Legit sucks -.-
  6. [14:54:41] <PanzyPoo> NO don't tell me that!
  7. [14:54:48] * ohaiiiiiiiii just deleted it.
  8. [14:54:49] <PanzyPoo> did you try
  9. [14:54:53] <sixx> xonotic can die in a fire
  10. [14:54:53] <PanzyPoo> both balances?
  11. [14:54:58] <ohaiiiiiiiii> PanzyPoo: yes. I've tried it ALOT
  12. [14:55:00] <PanzyPoo> i haven't tried it
  13. [14:55:02] <ohaiiiiiiiii> and it's so fucking slow
  14. [14:55:03] <sixx> the entire fucking game is so effing slow
  15. [14:55:06] <ohaiiiiiiiii> and generally awful.
  16. [14:55:12] <ohaiiiiiiiii> [14:55:02] <ohaiiiiiiiii> and it's so fucking slow
  17. [14:55:12] <ohaiiiiiiiii> [14:55:03] <sixx> the entire fucking game is so effing slow
  18. [14:55:12] <ohaiiiiiiiii> pro.
  19. [14:55:18] <PanzyPoo> lol
  20. [14:55:19] <sixx> ^5
  21. [14:55:37] <ohaiiiiiiiii> Cyan.
  22. [14:55:39] <ohaiiiiiiiii> :3
  23. [14:55:40] <PanzyPoo> what's slow about it?
  24. [14:55:42] <PanzyPoo> movement?
  25. [14:55:44] <sixx> yeah cyan
  26. [14:55:47] <ohaiiiiiiiii> Everything.
  27. [14:55:48] <sixx> god movement is awful
  28. [14:55:50] <ohaiiiiiiiii> Mostly movement
  29. [14:55:56] <sixx> the bunny hopping is like 2 inches off the ground
  30. [14:55:59] <ohaiiiiiiiii> "It's sooo much faster than Nexuiz"
  31. [14:56:03] <ohaiiiiiiiii> Bullshit
  32. [14:56:08] <PanzyPoo> rofl
  33. [14:56:10] <ohaiiiiiiiii> I watch EVERYBODY and they go about 500. max.
  34. [14:56:14] <sixx> i have to stand and jump for a few minutes before i can clear any obstacle
  35. [14:56:25] <sixx> ohaiiiiiiiii: i did notice i went a little faster than i would normally in nexuiz
  36. [14:56:31] <sixx> but then i randomly lost all my speed
  37. [14:56:35] <sixx> and couldnt get it back
  38. [14:56:37] <PanzyPoo> did they nerf laser jump?
  39. [14:56:39] <sixx> so i tried lasering off a wall
  40. [14:56:39] <ohaiiiiiiiii> yes
  41. [14:56:43] <sixx> and went slower than i was going before
  42. [14:56:47] <ohaiiiiiiiii> sixx: You CAN go fast.
  43. [14:56:47] <PanzyPoo> LOL
  44. [14:56:53] <ohaiiiiiiiii> it's possible
  45. [14:56:56] <ohaiiiiiiiii> but it takes rocket jumps and shit
  46. [14:56:59] <sixx> so then i mortared off the ground and barely made 1000qu
  47. [14:57:11] <ohaiiiiiiiii> in Nexuiz, I can strafe up to 1200+
  48. [14:57:27] <sixx> i can hold a steady 1300 with my laser jumps in nex
  49. [14:57:28] <ohaiiiiiiiii> in a ctf match, I go like 1000 on average.
  50. [14:57:34] <sixx> in xonotic im at like 2.
  51. [14:57:35] <ohaiiiiiiiii> Yeah :p
  52. [14:57:46] <sixx> plus
  53. [14:58:01] <ohaiiiiiiiii> I have EPIC low settings.
  54. [14:58:06] <ohaiiiiiiiii> as low as possible
  55. [14:58:06] <sixx> idk why the fuck they found it necessary to change the wey weapon priority lists work
  56. [14:58:11] <sixx> so they fucked all my weapon binds
  57. [14:58:21] <ohaiiiiiiiii> I get 60 fps on an empty server
  58. [14:58:27] <ohaiiiiiiiii> 10 on 10+ people.
  59. [14:58:30] <ohaiiiiiiiii> Yeah -_-
  60. [14:58:34] <ProjektLaptop> ohi
  61. [14:58:35] <PanzyPoo> ouch...
  62. [14:58:38] <sixx> i took off my fps cap and got 400+ :/
  63. [14:58:47] <sixx> but i still dont like it
  64. [14:58:49] <PanzyPoo> hey ghost
  65. [14:58:52] <sixx> its too dark
  66. [14:58:59] <sixx> i cant see anything when im playing
  67. [14:59:05] <ProjektLaptop> PanzyPoo: did not upload :<
  68. [14:59:11] <ProjektLaptop> 20 GB was way too much xD
  69. [14:59:13] <PanzyPoo> awwww what?
  70. [14:59:16] <PanzyPoo> lol
  71. [14:59:19] <ProjektLaptop> 20+
  72. [14:59:29] <PanzyPoo> it's that big because of her epic tits
  73. [14:59:33] <ohaiiiiiiiii> ProjektLaptop: opinions on xonotic?.
  74. [14:59:34] <ProjektLaptop> i'll just describe the boobage to you
  75. [14:59:49] <PanzyPoo> if they were like c's then im sure the file size would be managable xD
  76. [15:00:02] <ProjektLaptop> i gave it another shot yesterday, but i don't think i'll be playing it
  77. [15:00:07] <ProjektLaptop> not with the way it is, anyway
  78. [15:00:19] <sixx> why is the bunnyhopping so low to the ground!
  79. [15:00:23] <sixx> +?
  80. [15:00:27] <ProjektLaptop> i actually got motion sick from all the swaying and various other moving things
  81. [15:00:30] <PanzyPoo> the only thing i liked about it was some of the weapon changes
  82. [15:00:50] <sixx> the melee on shutgun is too slow to be usable
  83. [15:00:51] <ProjektLaptop> PanzyPoo: Hitomi Tanaka is a J-cup
  84. [15:00:53] <sixx> nex is useless now
  85. [15:01:02] <sixx> mortar rounds move too fast
  86. [15:01:06] <PanzyPoo> ProjektLaptop: Im aware
  87. [15:01:09] <ProjektLaptop> ^_^
  88. [15:01:10] <sixx> laser is nerfed beyond usefulness
  89. [15:01:17] <PanzyPoo> :P
  90. [15:01:18] <ProjektLaptop> sixx: all true
  91. [15:01:26] <sixx> but for some reason they increased its fire rate like that was any consolation
  92. [15:01:42] <ProjektLaptop> quantity > quality, apparently
  93. [15:01:45] <PanzyPoo> why is nex useless?
  94. [15:01:53] <sixx> it's nerfed!
  95. [15:01:54] <ProjektLaptop> it's a feather gun
  96. [15:02:01] <PanzyPoo> oh damage nerf?
  97. [15:02:02] <sixx> it's nerfed and has some charge
  98. [15:02:03] <ProjektLaptop> and it takes 2 minutes to recharge
  99. [15:02:05] <sixx> it does nothing
  100. [15:02:07] <sixx> literally
  101. [15:02:13] <sixx> oh and they changed the crylink
  102. [15:02:26] <sixx> because crylink was borderline useless before
  103. [15:02:29] <ProjektLaptop> laser made me sadface
  104. [15:02:30] <sixx> but now its crap
  105. [15:02:44] <PanzyPoo> how can it go from crap to...crap?
  106. [15:02:45] <sixx> crylink used to be good because secondary bordered nex on damage
  107. [15:02:48] <sixx> but now
  108. [15:02:54] <sixx> now it doesnt do anything
  109. [15:03:09] <sixx> i stood in front of a bot spamming secondary crylink and the bot killed me with shotgun
  110. [15:03:16] <PanzyPoo> LOL
  111. [15:03:20] <sixx> if primary shotgun spam is better than crylink secondary spam
  112. [15:03:25] <sixx> the crylink is shit
  113. [15:03:34] <sixx> oh and better yet
  114. [15:03:39] <sixx> you know the spread on the crylink
  115. [15:03:41] <sixx> now
  116. [15:03:47] <ProjektLaptop> shotgun refire is ridiculous, too
  117. [15:03:50] <sixx> when you fire, the shots are closely grouped
  118. [15:03:53] <sixx> then they spread out
  119. [15:03:55] <sixx> wildly.
  120. [15:03:56] <sixx> like
  121. [15:04:01] <ProjektLaptop> and, as you already stated, the melee is just unusable
  122. [15:04:06] <sixx> one round goes to each corner of the map
  123. [15:04:11] <ProjektLaptop> lol
  124. [15:04:18] <ProjektLaptop> @ 140 fov
  125. [15:04:19] <PanzyPoo> it looks like fireworks :D
  126. [15:04:20] <ProjektLaptop> xD
  127. [15:04:23] <sixx> it's fucking stupid
  128. [15:04:24] <PanzyPoo> just meant to be pretty
  129. [15:04:32] <sixx> but why
  130. [15:04:36] <PanzyPoo> Just go "Oooooo, ahhhhhh"
  131. [15:04:37] <sixx> why ruin a barely usable weapon
  132. [15:04:42] <ProjektLaptop> meh, i already gave up on Xonotic. that's why i just left without saying anything :/
  133. [15:04:59] <sixx> i hate it
  134. [15:05:02] <sixx> i seriously hate it
  135. [15:05:03] <ProjektLaptop> i love you
  136. [15:05:05] <ProjektLaptop> <3
  137. [15:05:24] <sixx> they took a mindless, thrill-less, frill-less, shooter
  138. [15:05:25] <ohaiiiiiiiii> I also hate it
  139. [15:05:32] <ProjektLaptop> ._.
  140. [15:05:49] <ohaiiiiiiiii> The problem is, they aren't trying to make a good game anymore. At all.
  141. [15:05:51] <PanzyPoo> ProjektLaptop: You have to watch Falling Down
  142. [15:05:53] <sixx> and dolled it up so much that it's completely unplayable
  143. [15:05:56] <ohaiiiiiiiii> They're just trying to make shit.
  144. [15:06:03] <sixx> i dont know what the fuck theyre trying to make now, ohaiiiiiiiii
  145. [15:06:15] <ProjektLaptop> :(
  146. [15:06:27] <sixx> it looks more like some bastard child of warsow now
  147. [15:06:37] <sixx> and plays like some bastard child of solitare on windows 95
  148. [15:06:47] <ProjektLaptop> PanzyPoo: http://blog.moonangel.com/images/hitomi_tanaka_uncensored_fuck.jpg
  149. [15:06:53] <ProjektLaptop> she has a nice snatch :3
  150. [15:07:08] <sixx> i dont think i could find even one thing i like about xonotic
  151. [15:07:10] <PanzyPoo> it looks much nicer without it blurried up :D
  152. [15:07:12] <ProjektLaptop> covering it up with pixels is a sin :(
  153. [15:07:38] <ProjektLaptop> sixx: the clock is HUGE now!
  154. [15:07:40] <ProjektLaptop> surely that is a plus!!
  155. [15:07:45] <PanzyPoo> it looks like she's about to sneeze in that picture hahaha
  156. [15:07:46] <sixx> why is it so big
  157. [15:07:49] <sixx> and why does it come up so often
  158. [15:08:06] <sixx> its like every other minute half my screen is covered with a clock
  159. [15:08:07] <ProjektLaptop> i get to stare at a huge clock with nonsensical time instead of seeing my score
  160. [15:08:10] <ohaiiiiiiiii> sixx: only thing I like is that I can talk in rainbows and others cant :3
  161. [15:08:10] <sixx> the gui layout is shit
  162. [15:08:15] <ProjektLaptop> bah...with a clock that big... WHO NEEDS A SCOREBOARD!
  163. [15:08:39] <sixx> ohaiiiiiiiii: i hardly see that as a plus
  164. [15:08:49] <ohaiiiiiiiii> :3
  165. [15:08:49] <ProjektLaptop> PanzyPoo: i would love to see her sneeze in slow-mo... imagine the ripple effect >:3
  166. [15:09:04] <sixx> its like 'well i guess this enormous pile of festering shit isnt so bad because after a while you get used to the smell.'
  167. [15:09:06] <PanzyPoo> hahahaha!
  168. [15:09:17] <sixx> no its worse than that
  169. [15:09:27] <ohaiiiiiiiii> Playing Xonotic is a chore
  170. [15:09:41] <sixx> to put it in terms ProjektLaptop and PanzyPoo will understand
  171. [15:09:42] <PanzyPoo> Im surprised Samual isn't here defending any of this
  172. [15:09:55] <Samual> That's because I have to leave
  173. [15:10:00] <PanzyPoo> awww :(
  174. [15:10:08] <Samual> [15:08:11pm] <sixx> the gui layout is shit
  175. [15:10:10] <Samual> eh?
  176. [15:10:13] <Samual> How so?
  177. [15:10:13] * ohaiiiiiiiii agrees
  178. [15:10:36] <Samual> If you mean specifically the menu itself, i'm actually going to be re-coding part of that soon+++
  179. [15:10:46] <Samual> Reorganizing things and cleaning up options to be less ambiguous
  180. [15:10:57] <sixx> its like watching some beautiful girl undergo way too much plastic surgery to the point where she no longer looks attractive or even human, then seeing her collapse from a heart attack but being forced at gunpoint to play with her rotting corpse while a few fanatics around you cheer you on saying 'YAY XONOTIC LOOK HOW AWESOME IT IS'
  181. [15:10:58] <Samual> If you mean the HUD, why exactly?
  182. [15:11:19] * ohaiiiiiiiii hugs sixx
  183. [15:11:19] <ohaiiiiiiiii> rofl
  184. [15:11:36] <Samual> Could you give some specifically helpful information, please?
  185. [15:12:29] <sixx> xonotic is no more closely related to the original nexuiz than the paid xbox/ps3 version we all hate so very much will be
  186. [15:12:34] <PanzyPoo> ProjektLaptop: why not pick one of her movies to upload?
  187. [15:12:39] <sixx> the HUD layout is an eyesore
  188. [15:12:50] <Samual> sixx: You can easily change the HUD yourself FYI
  189. [15:13:12] <ProjektLaptop> PanzyPoo: because the small ones are all uncensored, and the uncensored ones i have are 4GB+
  190. [15:13:17] <sixx> why the fuck should i have to go through that much trouble just to get this brand so amazing game to a point where my eyes dont bleed when i fucking look at it
  191. [15:13:24] <ProjektLaptop> small ones are censored*
  192. [15:13:29] <Samual> http://pics.nexuizninjaz.com/images/xskk134unz96j93hog2.jpg
  193. [15:13:35] <Samual> Wait, that HUD is an eyesore?
  194. [15:13:46] <sixx> if you developers and generalized xonotic fanatics want it to catch on so much why the fuck do you push such a piss poor product
  195. [15:14:06] <Samual> sixx: Stop spreading shit all over your face and give some useful information, you twat
  196. [15:14:18] <Samual> I WAS asking politely
  197. [15:14:23] <Samual> But you insist on being unhelpful
  198. [15:14:23] <ohaiiiiiiiii> Samual if he was spreading shit on his face, he
  199. [15:14:27] <ohaiiiiiiiii> he's obviously like xonotic.
  200. [15:14:30] <ProjektLaptop> :D
  201. [15:14:34] <ohaiiiiiiiii> Because he'd be putting it on his face.
  202. [15:14:35] <ohaiiiiiiiii> you see?
  203. [15:14:41] <sixx> Samual stop being a myopic asshat and look at from another viewpoint other than 'OH MY FUCKING GOD XONOTIC'
  204. [15:14:43] * ProjektLaptop gives ohaiiiiiiiii "Well done!" sticker
  205. [15:14:51] * ohaiiiiiiiii puts it on the wall.
  206. [15:15:17] <Samual> Dude, I can't fix/help ANYTHING if you don't even tell me what specifically is wrong
  207. [15:15:25] <sixx> the transition from nexuiz to xonotic should be more or less painless
  208. [15:15:29] <Samual> You are being USELESS, essentially
  209. [15:15:41] <sixx> i shouldnt have to spend hours reconfiguring this game just to get it to be less of an eyesore
  210. [15:15:43] <Samual> What is wrong with this HUD http://pics.nexuizninjaz.com/images/xskk134unz96j93hog2.jpg ?
  211. [15:15:46] <sixx> and then redo all my binds
  212. [15:15:49] <sixx> and then relearn the movement
  213. [15:15:54] <sixx> and then relearn the maps
  214. [15:16:10] <sixx> yeah that looks like shit
  215. [15:16:12] <Samual> Are you a moron? Nexuiz != Xonotic
  216. [15:16:17] <Samual> Alright, fuck off
  217. [15:16:21] =-= Mode #menintux +b *!*@sixx.users.quakenet.org by Samual
  218. [15:16:24] =-= sixx was booted from #menintux by Samual (sixx)
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