Steve(Typhlosion): hi, god
• Laura (Arceus) giggles
Laura (Arceus): Bow before me mortal
• Steve(Typhlosion) bows
• Steve(Typhlosion) hand you a flame plate
Laura (Arceus): Oh goodie
Steve(Typhlosion): courtesy of me and 24 sleepless hours
• Laura (Arceus) becomes fire Arceus
Laura (Arceus): Thank you
Steve(Typhlosion): what is god's name?
Laura (Arceus): Oh I don't know about yours but I would be Laura.
Steve(Typhlosion): my name is "Steve"
Steve(Typhlosion): I am a typhlosion
Steve(Typhlosion): my kind is close to extinction
Laura (Arceus): Oh?
Steve(Typhlosion): yes.
Laura (Arceus): Hmm...Well if all typhlosion are as sweet as you we can't have that.
Steve(Typhlosion): my wife is a typhlosion, and she is sweet as a plum.
• Laura (Arceus) smiles
Steve(Typhlosion): my best friend is a typhlosion, and he has gone through much.
Laura (Arceus): Well then Steve. What would you have me do?
Steve(Typhlosion): I... dunno...
Laura (Arceus): How about this? she snaps her fingers and 1000s of cyndaquil eggs appear
Steve(Typhlosion): um...
Steve(Typhlosion): i'm already a father of...
Steve(Typhlosion): carry the 6
Steve(Typhlosion): take down the 7...
Steve(Typhlosion): im already a father of 5!
Laura (Arceus): You said extinct. This was my best guess at what you wanted...
Steve(Typhlosion): yay... now i'm a father of...
Steve(Typhlosion): 1,005...
Steve(Typhlosion): yay!
Laura (Arceus): Actually it's 9005...
Steve(Typhlosion): oh god...
Steve(Typhlosion): yay...
Laura (Arceus): I can just make em all grown if you want me too
Steve(Typhlosion): really?
Steve(Typhlosion): but...
Laura (Arceus): Hmm?
Steve(Typhlosion): they won't have a past...
Steve(Typhlosion): no memories....
Laura (Arceus): I can fix that as well.
Steve(Typhlosion): of a sweet childhood...
Laura (Arceus): You want 9000 kids?
Steve(Typhlosion): as a... um... something nice... teen
Steve(Typhlosion): I know i might die of stress... but...
Steve(Typhlosion): I'll take it.
Laura (Arceus): Ok...
Laura (Arceus): You'll be back begging in a week after they hatch you know...
Steve(Typhlosion): nah.
Steve(Typhlosion): so... when will they all hatch?
Steve(Typhlosion): 5 minutes?
Steve(Typhlosion): 5 hours?
Steve(Typhlosion): 5 dayz?
Steve(Typhlosion): when?
Steve(Typhlosion): now?
Steve(Typhlosion): how about... now?
Steve(Typhlosion): now?
Laura (Arceus): 3.2.1....And...Go.
• Laura (Arceus) all the eggs hatch at once and the baby cyndaquil all rush Steve
Steve(Typhlosion): oh god.
• Steve(Typhlosion) nearly suffocates
Laura (Arceus): You said my name?
Steve(Typhlosion): nah.
Laura (Arceus): I heard an Oh God. So I just assumed.
Steve(Typhlosion): ever heard of a "needle in a haystack"?
Laura (Arceus): Yep.
Steve(Typhlosion): well, i'm the needle
Laura (Arceus): I realize that.
Laura (Arceus): Now...What will your wife say when she sees all of them I wonder.
Steve(Typhlosion): Uh...
• Laura (Arceus) smiles
• Steve(Typhlosion) slowly walks away, somehow or another
• Laura (Arceus) laughs watching all the cute little baby cyndaquil follow him
Laura (Arceus): See you in a week Steve!
Steve(Typhlosion): maybe.
• Steve(Typhlosion) A WEEK LATAH
Steve(Typhlosion): I've lost all my remaining sanity...
• Laura (Arceus) sits smiling
Laura (Arceus): Knew it.
Steve(Typhlosion): but i haven't given up!
Laura (Arceus): Oh?
Steve(Typhlosion): Even though i was kicked out of the house, i haven't given up!
Laura (Arceus): She kicked you out?
Laura (Arceus): Damn that's a harsh one.
Steve(Typhlosion): If you had suddenly 9000 kids, what do you think your spouse would do?
Laura (Arceus): Welp. I have no spouse so no idea.
Steve(Typhlosion): but they learned how to hunt
Steve(Typhlosion): you should've seen that raticate.
• Laura (Arceus) winces
Steve(Typhlosion): what?
Laura (Arceus): Yeah...I did.
Laura (Arceus): He was none too pleased in the afterlife either...
Steve(Typhlosion): really?
Laura (Arceus): Well if you were killed by a horde of cute would you be happy?
Steve(Typhlosion): horde of cute. yes. horde of anything but cute. no.
Laura (Arceus): He sure as hell was not happy.
Laura (Arceus): Ironically that's where he ended up.
• Steve(Typhlosion) snickers
• Laura (Arceus) smiles
Laura (Arceus): Didn't expect a sense of humor from me did you?
Steve(Typhlosion): even gods laugh
Laura (Arceus): Yep. Mine just leads to weird stuff. Ever heard of the platypus?
Steve(Typhlosion): only egg laying-mammel?
Steve(Typhlosion): no, i haven't.
• Laura (Arceus) giggles
• Laura (Arceus) suddenly a platypus appears between them
Steve(Typhlosion): Duck bill
Steve(Typhlosion): beaver tail
Steve(Typhlosion): otter fur.
Steve(Typhlosion): IT'S A FUSION OF LIFE!!!!!
Laura (Arceus): Yep. she snaps her fingers and it's gone
Steve(Typhlosion): kewl
Laura (Arceus): That happens a lot for some reason...
• Steve(Typhlosion) all the cyndaquils start to evolve, and steve is now blind from such light
Steve(Typhlosion): i can't see!
• Laura (Arceus) sighs
Laura (Arceus): Mortals...so damn fragile...
• Laura (Arceus) snaps her fingers and his eyes are fixed
Laura (Arceus): Better?
Steve(Typhlosion): I can see!
Steve(Typhlosion): YAY!!!
Steve(Typhlosion): so many quilavas
Steve(Typhlosion): well, see ya.
• Steve(Typhlosion) A MENTH LATAH
• Laura (Arceus) waits
• Steve(Typhlosion) walks up to GOD, followed by none
Laura (Arceus): Hello Steve
Steve(Typhlosion): they all grew up... they all went their separate ways...
Laura (Arceus): Please tell me you aren't asking for more...
Steve(Typhlosion): nope
Steve(Typhlosion): well, see ya.
• Steve(Typhlosion) trips and falls down the stairs of heaven
Laura (Arceus): Bye
Steve(Typhlosion): ow.
Steve(Typhlosion): ouch.
Steve(Typhlosion): owie.
• Laura (Arceus) laughs
Steve(Typhlosion): rainbows.
Steve(Typhlosion): whee!
Laura (Arceus): I have an elevator you know...
Steve(Typhlosion): guud to kniw.
• Steve(Typhlosion) passes out
• Laura (Arceus) laughs and sends him home with magic
Steve(Typhlosion): magic! yay!
• Steve(Typhlosion) ARPEH END