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  1. AG: Hey Redglare. Nice outfit!
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  3. GC: S4M3 TO YOU M1NDF4...
  4. GC: 1 M34N VR1SK4
  5. GC: 4S MUCH 4S 1T P41NS M3 TO 4DM1T, YOUR FRU1TY OR4NG3 F41RYSU1T SM3LLS...
  6. GC: D3L1C1OUS >:[
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  8. AG: Thanks! I see you finally wised up and started taking this rivalry seriously.
  9. AG: It was hard to antagonize you properly while you refused to get in character! :::;)
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  11. GC: 1 4M NOT 1N CH4R4CT3R!!! >:O
  12. GC: TH1S 1S S3R1OUS BUS1N3SS, VR1SK4
  13. GC: S33? 1 BROUGHT MY D34DLY C4N3 SWORD 4ND COOL CO1N 4ND 3V3RYTH1NG
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  15. AG: Yes, I can see that. So you've come for revenge, then.
  16. AG: I thought we settled all this a long time ago?
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  18. GC: NO, NOT R3V3NG3. JUST1C3! >:]
  19. GC: FOR TH3 D3SP1C4BL3 MURD3RS OF OUR 1NNOC3NT FR13NDS!
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  21. AG: Murders? Like, plural?
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  23. GC: VR1SK4, PL34S3. DO NOT TRY TO D3NY 1T. 1 FOUND TH3 3V1D3NC3
  24. GC: T4VROS, N3P3T4... 3V3N G4MZ33!!! 1 M34N R34LLY VR1SK4. G4MZ33?!
  25. GC: >:o[
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  27. AG: Gamzee isn't dead, you dope!
  28. AG: He flipped out or something and now...
  29. AG: Well, yeah ok. There was like........
  30. AG: ONE murder I was responsi8le for.
  31. AG: You know Tavros? That was me.
  32. AG: I guess.
  33. AG: 8ut that's it! He's the only one I killed, just that one guy!
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  35. GC: >:\
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  40. lol static shit
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  43. GC: W3 BOTH KNOW YOU C4N'T B34T J4CK
  44. GC: 4LL TH4T W1LL H4PP3N 1S TH4T YOU W1LL L34D H1M H3R3 4ND H3 W1LL K1LL US 4LL
  45. GC: H3 W1LL FOLLOW YOUR SUG4RY P1X13 TR41L W1TH H1S K33N C4N1N3 SNOUT
  46. GC: 1 H4V3 4LR34DY S33N TH1S CONS3QU3NC3 1N MY M1NDS 3Y3
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  48. AG: Fascin8ting! Why don't you tell me your terms already??
  49. AG: Forget my pixie trail. At this r8, my snoring will lead him to us!
  50. AG: Lol.
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  52. GC: WH4T 1 PROPOS3 1S S1MPL3
  53. GC: 1 FL1P
  54. GC: H34DS, YOU ST4Y
  55. GC: SCR4TCH, YOU GO
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  57. AG: You're kidding, right? You want LUCK to decide this?
  58. AG: May8e you forgot who you're dealing with. I am the Thief of Light.
  59. AG: You really expect me to lose a simple COIN FLIP?
  60. AG: I've got AAAAAAAALLLLLLLL THE LUCK, remem8er? >:::)
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  62. GC: 1 D1D NOT FORG3T
  63. GC: WH4T W1LL 1T B3, M4RQU1S3?
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  65. AG: ........
  66. AG: Just flip the fucking coin, Neophyte.
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