Anal pineapples

>Day feeling cheerful in Equestria
>you found a ripe pineapple at the market and now you are on your merry way to your buddy Gemini so you can share
>it has been ages since you have eaten a fresh ripe pineapple instead of the canned stuff
>as you barge in into Gemini’s house you holler out cheerfully
>”Gemiiniii~ Come see what I’ve got in store for us~”
“What is it Anon?”
>Gemini flutters his felinely dressed merry way to you to see what the fuss is about
>you hold up the enormous pineapple and Gemini blushes as her wings fly open with a whump
>”Look Gemini, a pineapple!”
>Gemini seems to look unsure
>maybe he hates the fruit? Well, more for you then yay
“A-anon, I’m not sure that that will be a good idea...”
>you look at Gemini like he suddenly grew a vagina
>”Pineapple not a good idea? Nonsense Gemini, this is the best idea ever”
>Gemini bashfully averts his eyes to the wall
“I’m n-not sure it will fit...”
>”Nonsense, there is always room for some pineapple”
>Gemini sighs and turns around
“Well, for you I can try...”
>Gemini starts to slide his panties off
>”...Gemini what are you doing?”
>Gemini pauses
“Removing my panties so you can try to insert that thing into me”
>ok what
>”Gemini, I mend we were going to eat it, not insert it anally. I am not going to let you put my tasty snack up your ass”
>Gemini seems to blush with embarrassment now
“I-I thought that...”
>you can see the steam coming off of his head
“Never mind let me go and cut that up for you hahaha”
>Gemini snatches the pineapple from your hand and hurries to the kitchen while looking he could die of embarrassment at any second
>his blush did not leave his face as the two of you ate the juicy fruit in awkward silence