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  1. 388_______________________________________________________________________________________
  2. Non-Canon
  3. >Pinkie
  4. "Rarity"
  5. ~~~~~
  6. >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I need to break my new bar in! Now for our main guest...RARITY!!!
  7.  
  8. "A joy to be here, darling."
  9.  
  10. >What are your plans for Heart's Warming?
  11.  
  12. "...I'm thinking of playing matchmaker."
  13.  
  14. >Ah romance, the Japone view of Heart's Warming. I'd ask who you'd plan to match, but that's all the time we have!
  15. Takes a shot of Tequila.
  16. >Ahhhh...Join us next time when I serve another guest!
  17. Rarity wakes up.
  18.  
  19. "...but she didn't even serve me a drink."
  20.  
  21. 389_______________________________________________________________________________________
  22. Non-Canon
  23. >Pinkie
  24. "Rainbow Dash"
  25. ~~~~~
  26. >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I serve some ponies at the bar! Now for our main guest...RAINBOW DASH!!!
  27.  
  28. "Great bar here Pinkie."
  29.  
  30. >Thanks. Do you think you'll be able to get closer to the wonderbolts?
  31. Picks up a shot glass and pours herself a drink.
  32.  
  33. "Do I? Let me tell you-"
  34.  
  35. Pinkie downs it.
  36. >Ahhhhh that's it for tonight. I can't keep drinking away my money problems.
  37.  
  38. "Um, are you okay? Do you need-"
  39.  
  40. >Nope, I'll be fine. The booze helps. I hope you liked your drink.
  41. RD wakes up.
  42.  
  43. "...wait she never gave me a drink."
  44.  
  45. 390_______________________________________________________________________________________
  46. Non-Canon
  47. >Pinkie
  48. "Fluttershy"
  49. ~~~~~
  50. >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but people love me! Now for our main guest...FLUTTERSHY!!!
  51.  
  52. "H-hello."
  53.  
  54. >What would you say if I got you a *CENSORED*.
  55.  
  56. "A what!?!"
  57.  
  58. >You know, a *CENSORED*. I know how stressed you get, so maybe a *CENSORED* would help you get some relief.
  59.  
  60. Fluttershy blushes.
  61. "Um...that's kind of you Pinkie, but-"
  62.  
  63. >You'd use it right? It'd be a little rude if I got it for you and you didn't use it.
  64.  
  65. "Uh...yes I guess that's true, but..."
  66. Ducks her head low.
  67. "how I'd use a *CENSORED* is kind of pri-"
  68.  
  69. >Whoops, we're out of time folks and it's settled. You're getting a *CENSORED*, Flutters!
  70. Fluttershy wakes up.
  71.  
  72. "...oh I hope she doesn't air that."
  73.  
  74. 391_______________________________________________________________________________________
  75. Non-Canon
  76. >Pinkie
  77. "Minuette"
  78. ~~~~~
  79. >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I'm not on my meds right now! Now for our main guest...MINUETTE!!!
  80.  
  81. "Hey Pink-"
  82.  
  83. >Great to see you, Minuette. Always nice to have new blood here. Are you doing well?
  84.  
  85. "Yeah, it's going-"
  86.  
  87. >Good, because that's the end of our show!
  88.  
  89. "That's it?"
  90.  
  91. >Sort of, I'm not really done yet.
  92. Minuette wakes up with Pinkie spinning her tail hovering over her.
  93. >Because I need to become friends with your friend, Moondancer.
  94.  
  95. "...While I'm wondering how you know Moondancer...how are you flying?"
  96.  
  97. >HAHAHAHA- Let's go.
  98.  
  99. 392_______________________________________________________________________________________
  100. Non-Canon
  101. >Pinkie
  102. "AJ"
  103. ~~~~~
  104. >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I get proud when it's actually late night! Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!
  105.  
  106. "Howdy y'all"
  107.  
  108. >Can you guess what I got you?
  109.  
  110. "Is it apple related?"
  111.  
  112. >Uh...n-no.
  113.  
  114. "Oh that's too bad. Ah'd like to go back to my roots and get some apple pro-"
  115.  
  116. >That's the end of our show! I can't wait to see the present you got me!
  117. AJ wakes up.
  118.  
  119. "...Ah still need to figure out how to match her gifts. Ah'm not gonna quit just yet."
  120.  
  121. 394_______________________________________________________________________________________
  122. Non-Canon
  123. >Pinkie
  124. "Twilight"
  125. ~~~~~
  126. >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I ruin my sleeping schedule! Now for our main guest...TWILIGHT!!!
  127. Applause
  128.  
  129. "Hi Pinkie."
  130.  
  131. >How's your Hearth's Warming list?
  132.  
  133. "I'm checking it twice. I have to find out who's-"
  134.  
  135. >That's all the time we have folks! Twilight Sparkle isn't coming to town yet.
  136.  
  137. "Hey I'll get-"
  138.  
  139. >Just don't let Rarity wait too long.
  140. Twilight wakes up.
  141.  
  142. "...what's that suppose to mean? I'm not slow."
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