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- [Verse 1]
- Old Bolas was hoppin' around
- Ravnica city like a big playground
- When suddenly Davriel burst from the shade
- And hit Bolas with a demon grenade
- Bolas got pissed and began to attack
- But didn't expect to be blocked by Dack
- Who proceeded to open up a can of Dack-fu
- When Sorin Markov came out of the blue
- And he started beating up Dackquille O'Steal
- Then they both got flattened by the Demonmobile
- But before it could make it back to the Demoncave
- Venser the Sojourner popped out of his grave
- And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
- Blew Davriel away with a rat-a-tat-tat
- But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
- Because Karn came in to save the day
- [Chorus]
- This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
- Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
- And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
- This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
- [Verse 2]
- Bolas took a bite out of Karnimus Prime
- Like Gideon Jura took a bite out crime
- And then Dack came back covered in a tire track
- But Jiang Yanggu jumped out and landed on his back
- And Davriel was injured and trying to get steady
- When Venser's corpse came back with a machete
- But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
- Angrath came and took him out with his whip
- Then he saw Bolas sneaking up from behind
- And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
- 'Cause Davriel stole it and he shot and he missed
- And Jiang Yanggu deflected it with his fist
- Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
- While Venser's dead ass tried to pole vault
- Onto Karn the golem but they collided in the air
- Then they both got hit by Vraska's snake hair
- [Chorus]
- This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
- Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
- And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
- This is the ultimate showdown...
- [Bridge]
- Angels sang out... in immaculate chorus...
- Down from the heavens... descended Urza Norris...
- Who delivered a spell... which could shatter bones...
- Into the crotch... of Angrath Jones...
- Who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain...
- As Davriel changed back... into a costume of Bruce Wayne...
- But Urza saw through... his clever disguise...
- And he crushed Davriel's head... in between his thighs...
- [Verse 3]
- Then Ugin the gray, and Ugin the white
- And Shadows over Innistrad's Nahiri's insane blight,
- And Sarkhan Vol, and Animatou,
- And Saheeli Rai, and Ob Nixilis' asshole,
- Tezzeret, The Wanderer, Teyo Verada, and Koth of the Hammer
- Tamiyo, Kasmina, every single Gatewatch member
- Arlinn Kord, and that mad cunt Dovin
- Domri, Deretti, Huatli, and that guy Rowan
- All came out of nowhere lightning fast
- And they kicked Urza in his wizard ass
- It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
- With civilians looking on in total awe
- The fight raged on for a century
- Many lives were claimed but eventually
- The champion stood, the rest saw their better
- Jace Beleren in a blood-stained sweater
- [Chorus]
- This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
- Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
- And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
- This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
- This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
- This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
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