Mira gives dating advice

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[13:05]  * nefariousMegamind began espering mournfulLyricist
[13:05] <nefariousMegamind> MIRA! I AM IN NEED OF YOUR ASSISTANCE!
[13:07] <mournfulLyricist> what
[13:07] <mournfulLyricist> hello who is this
[13:08] <mournfulLyricist> i am busy hating life
[13:08] <mournfulLyricist> but i can try to help if i can do it from my face
[13:08] <nefariousMegamind> I AM JACK! HELIA'S NEMISIS! AND I REQUIRE DATING ADVICE!
[13:09] <mournfulLyricist> i feel as if this is going to be terrible and awkward
[13:09] <mournfulLyricist> so right in my area of expertise
[13:09] <mournfulLyricist> carry on
[13:09] <nefariousMegamind> EXCELLENT!
[13:10] <nefariousMegamind> I have arranged a romantic rendezvous with Helia, and I have realized that I need to consult outside sources for advice on what to wear.
[13:10] <nefariousMegamind> And also possibly how to act, now that the thought occurs to me.
[13:10] <mournfulLyricist> so you are dating your archrival
[13:11] <mournfulLyricist> in between tryign to rule the world
[13:11] <nefariousMegamind> YES!
[13:11] <nefariousMegamind> I MEAN, NO!
[13:11] <mournfulLyricist> diabolical
[13:11] <nefariousMegamind> WELL SORT OF!
[13:11] <nefariousMegamind> IT'S PART OF MY PLANS!
[13:11] <mournfulLyricist> those are all the available options yes
[13:11] <nefariousMegamind> THEY ARE ALL TRUE AND UNTRUE IN THIS INSTANCE!
[13:12] <nefariousMegamind> EXCEPT THE PLANS PART, THAT IS ENTIRELY ACCURATE!
[13:12] <mournfulLyricist> thats wonderful
[13:12] <mournfulLyricist> so what are the wicked plans
[13:12] <mournfulLyricist> should i expect to explode
[13:12] <mournfulLyricist> more than usual
[13:13] <nefariousMegamind> Well, no, I don't have any plans regarding exploding you.
[13:13] <nefariousMegamind> Why would I even have those?
[13:14] <mournfulLyricist> i dont know
[13:14] <mournfulLyricist> its the sort of thing that happens
[13:14] <mournfulLyricist> maybe accidentally
[13:14] <mournfulLyricist> maybe leveling my house for a nuclear power plant
[13:14] <mournfulLyricist> im sure itll happen
[13:14] <mournfulLyricist> anyway
[13:15] <mournfulLyricist> you know
[13:15] <mournfulLyricist> wear something nice
[13:15] <mournfulLyricist> dashing
[13:15] <mournfulLyricist> cool
[13:15] <nefariousMegamind> Dashing? Cool?
[13:15] <nefariousMegamind> LIKE A REALLY EVIL LABCOAT?!
[13:16] <mournfulLyricist> no
[13:16] <mournfulLyricist> like a jacket
[13:16] <mournfulLyricist> some nice jeans
[13:16] <mournfulLyricist> a good shirt
[13:16] <mournfulLyricist> a t shirt
[13:16] <nefariousMegamind> That is better than a labcoat?
[13:17] <mournfulLyricist> for dating
[13:17] <mournfulLyricist> yes
[13:17] <mournfulLyricist> a lab coat is for science
[13:17] <mournfulLyricist> cool clothes are for dating
[13:17] <mournfulLyricist> or so ive heard
[13:17] <mournfulLyricist> i dont date
[13:17] <mournfulLyricist> something about being too depressing to speak to for more than a few mintues
[13:18] <nefariousMegamind> Oh.
[13:18] <nefariousMegamind> Well, I'm sure you'll find someone eventually?
[13:18] <mournfulLyricist> oh no
[13:18] <mournfulLyricist> inflicting myself on someone would be horrible
[13:19] <mournfulLyricist> except on the good old reliable floor
[13:19] <mournfulLyricist> the perfect receptable for flopping on
[13:19] <nefariousMegamind> Then I hope you and the floor have a wonderful and fulfilling relationship?
[13:20] <nefariousMegamind> Uh, getting back to the topic at hand.
[13:20] <mournfulLyricist> right
[13:20] <nefariousMegamind> Jacket, nice jeans, and a good t-shirt you say?
[13:20] <mournfulLyricist> depending on how fancy
[13:20] <mournfulLyricist> you could wear a suit
[13:20] <mournfulLyricist> but i dont think she likes fancy
[13:21] <nefariousMegamind> We're just meeting outside in a clearing, that's not fancy right?
[13:21] <mournfulLyricist> thats not fancy
[13:22] <nefariousMegamind> I feel like you're lying to me, because you're besmirching labcoats, but at the same time, you don't seem like you'd have the actual will to lie to me.
[13:22] <mournfulLyricist> none at all
[13:23] <mournfulLyricist> labcoats are nice and all
[13:23] <mournfulLyricist> but not for dates
[13:23] <mournfulLyricist> then again
[13:24] <mournfulLyricist> maybe she likes that in you
[13:24] <mournfulLyricist> i dont know
[13:25] <mournfulLyricist> im good at tragic romance
[13:25] <mournfulLyricist> if you wanted to die in the end
[13:25] <mournfulLyricist> that would be great
[13:25] <nefariousMegamind> That's not part of the plan.
[13:25] <mournfulLyricist> it usually is eventually
[13:25] <nefariousMegamind> I mean, in a cosmic sense, I guess everyone dies eventually.
[13:26] <nefariousMegamind> That's not really directly relevant though, but I'll keep you in mind if I ever need to die horribly in a relationship.
[13:27] <mournfulLyricist> oh im the expert there
[13:27] <mournfulLyricist> also
[13:27] <mournfulLyricist> wicked plan and everything aside
[13:27] <mournfulLyricist> try to plan something fun for the date
[13:27] <mournfulLyricist> helia deserves it
[13:28] <nefariousMegamind> Oh, I mean, I was mostly planning on overwhelming her with robots, do you think I should try doing something fun first?
[13:29] <mournfulLyricist> i think she might find fighting robots fun
[13:29] <mournfulLyricist> but give her flowers first
[13:29] <mournfulLyricist> or a laser rifle
[13:29] <mournfulLyricist> probably a laser rifle come to think of it
[13:29] <nefariousMegamind> A laser rifle?
[13:29] <mournfulLyricist> for robot fighting
[13:30] <nefariousMegamind> That seems like it would be disadvantageous to me for overwhelming her with robots to give her a weapon to fight them ahead of time.
[13:32] <mournfulLyricist> true
[13:32] <mournfulLyricist> but it would be more fun
[13:32] <mournfulLyricist> though this is an odd date already
[13:32] <mournfulLyricist> flowers then killer robots
[13:33] <nefariousMegamind> I'll think about it then, there are a lot of robots, and I don't want this to be too easy, so maybe I can give her one.
[13:33] <mournfulLyricist> that sounds not dreadful
[13:33] <mournfulLyricist> do that
[13:33] <nefariousMegamind> YES, IT'S PERFECT! I'LL GIVE HER A WEAPON JUST TO ENSURE SHE UNDERSTANDS HOW HOPELESSLY OUTMATCHED SHE IS AGAINST MY ROBOTS!
[13:35] <nefariousMegamind> You have been of great assistance Mira! This will be a night that Helia remembers for the rest of her life!
[13:35] <mournfulLyricist> if you overwhelm her with robots
[13:35] <mournfulLyricist> probably
[13:35] <mournfulLyricist> happy to help
[13:36] <mournfulLyricist> metaphorically
[13:36] <nefariousMegamind> MUAHAHAHAHAHAH AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MUAHAHAHAH- *cough* *cough8
[13:36] <nefariousMegamind> *
[13:37] <nefariousMegamind> Sorry about that, I have a bit of a cold.
[13:37] <mournfulLyricist> not at all
[13:38] <nefariousMegamind> Anyways, I need to get dressed for my fateful evening with Helia.
[13:38] <mournfulLyricist> i have a shootout to listen to
[13:38] <mournfulLyricist> the detective is almost certainly dead
[13:38] <mournfulLyricist> go have fun
[13:38] <nefariousMegamind> You too?
[13:39]  * nefariousMegamind ceased espering mournfulLyricist
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