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  1. Erik Jackson says, "He dragged him in there in Cuffs"
  2. Sue Jewell puts the energy gun into the security backpack.
  3. Anatoly Dmitrovich [145.9] says, "Oh. Alright."
  4. Erik Jackson says, "Without a headset"
  5. Bear Grylls [145.9] says, "Can someone get down engineering and get me some insulative gloves? None in Atmos."
  6. Charles Schofield says, "It'd be an irony if I were absorbed by you"
  7. You are buckled in to the bed by Sue Jewell.
  8. Sue Jewell says, "Yeah"
  9. MiSHA [145.9] states, "Johnny Chokem has signed up as Chemist."
  10. MiSHA [145.9] states, "Gavin Petrov has signed up as Assistant."
  11. Charles Schofield says, "Thankfully, you are not a changeling."
  12. Sue Jewell says, "I sure would want to absorb someone in a fucking cell, A++ thinking."
  13. Sue Jewell is trying to take off the HUDSunglasses from Charles Schofield's eyes!
  14. Sue Jewell is trying to take off the the helmet from Charles Schofield's head!
  15. Charles Schofield says, "You were taking me to prison."
  16. Bear Grylls [145.9] asks, "Any station engineers?"
  17. Charles Schofield says, "Wait"
  18. MiSHA [145.9] states, "I thought you were good at surviving."
  19. Charles Schofield asks, "What proof do you have that I'm a changeling?"
  20. Bear Grylls [145.9] asks, "Get me some insulative gloves?"
  21. Sue Jewell is trying to take off a backpack from Charles Schofield's back!
  22. Sue Jewell says, "I don't yet."
  23. Charles Schofield says, "Good."
  24. Sue Jewell says, "I wont either."
  25. Charles Schofield says, "Shoot me into uncounsciousness"
  26. Bear Grylls [145.9] says, "I am, I just need tools to survive."
  27. Sue Jewell puts the tool-belt into the backpack.
  28. Charles Schofield says, "See if I get suffocaiton damage"
  29. Sue Jewell shows you: Enrique Prescott's ID Card (Geneticist): assignment: Geneticist
  30. Sue Jewell says, "OPA"
  31. Charles Schofield says, "When I don't, revive me"
  32. Sue Jewell says, "There we go"
  33. Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "Sue"
  34. *---------*
  35. This is Sue Jewell!
  36. She is wearing a stylish turtleneck.
  37. She is wearing a helmet on her head.
  38. She is wearing an armor.
  39. She is carrying some handcuffs on her armor.
  40. She has a security backpack on her back.
  41. She is holding Enrique Prescott's ID Card (Geneticist) in her left hand.
  42. She is holding a backpack in her right hand.
  43. She has some black gloves on her hands.
  44. She has a stun baton about her waist.
  45. She is wearing some jackboots on her feet.
  46. She has a balaclava on her face.
  47. She is wearing PDA-Sue Jewell (Security Officer).
  48. She has minor bruising.
  49. *---------*
  50. Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) asks, "Isn't that a ling?"
  51. Sue Jewell says, "Genetics access."
  52. Sue Jewell puts Enrique Prescott's ID Card (Geneticist) into the box.
  53. Sue Jewell puts the box into the backpack.
  54. Charles Schofield says, "Oh jesus..."
  55. Bear Grylls [145.9] asks, "I can't wee wee on my hands and say I'm insulated, can I?"
  56. MiSHA [145.9] states, "Great job breaking the filter in atmospherics and destroying the way atmospherics is supposed to work."
  57. Charles Schofield says, "I found that ID in an engineer"
  58. Priority Announcement
  59.  
  60. The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
  61.  
  62. MiSHA [145.9] states, "Valentina Hastings has signed up as Medical Doctor."
  63. Charles Schofield says, "And I confiscated it"
  64. Charles Schofield says, "Ask CE"
  65. Sue Jewell says, "Feeding frenzy in genetics"
  66. Jean-Luc KEK [Command] asks, "What's the reason?"
  67. Bear Grylls [145.9] exclaims, "Someone get me some insulative gloves!"
  68. Charles Schofield [Command] says, "CE, come to brig, please"
  69. Charles Schofield says, "CE, come to brig, please"
  70. Charles Schofield [Command] says, "This is really important."
  71. Charles Schofield says, "This is really important."
  72. Roger Whiteman [Command] says, "on my way"
  73. Rusty Pratt [145.9] says, "All praise Space Jesus."
  74. Sue Jewell says, "Why were you dragging saomeoine into a fucking small room"
  75. Sue Jewell puts the box into the security backpack.
  76. Charles Schofield says, "I was going to ask him a few questions"
  77. Charles Schofield says, "For example, why he was breaking into brig"
  78. Alice Sanderson [145.9] says, "space jesus is shit"
  79. Sue Jewell says, "Comedy gold right there."
  80. Charles Schofield [Security] says, "ESO, Need you in brig."
  81. Charles Schofield says, "ESO, Need you in brig."
  82. You were unbuckled from the bed by Sue Jewell.
  83. The locker has been unlocked by Sue Jewell.
  84. Stephany Walker [145.9] says, " no salvation for any of us"
  85. Charles Schofield says, "The ESO saw it."
  86. Sue Jewell is trying to take off the the head of personnel's headset from Charles Schofield's ears!
  87. Sue Jewell is trying to take off the the brown shoes from Charles Schofield's feet!
  88. Sue Jewell is trying to take off the the energy gun from Charles Schofield's belt!
  89. Sue Jewell is trying to take off a head of personnel's jumpsuit from Charles Schofield's body!
  90. Sue Jewell is trying to take off PDA-Charles Schofield (Head of Personnel) from Charles Schofield's uniform!
  91. Sue Jewell is trying to take off an energy gun from Charles Schofield's suit!
  92. Sue Jewell is trying to empty Charles Schofield's pockets.
  93. Anatoly Dmitrovich (as Jasper Pearsall) says, "YES"
  94. Charles Schofield says, "Oh jesus fucking christ."
  95. Anatoly Dmitrovich (as Jasper Pearsall) says, "JUSTICE"
  96. Anatoly Dmitrovich (as Jasper Pearsall) says, "KND OF"
  97. You are buckled in to the bed by Sue Jewell.
  98. Fire Sergeant Bandit barks, "Arf arf."
  99. Charles Schofield says, "ESO"
  100. Charles Schofield asks, "Did you not see an engineer breaking into brig?"
  101. Sue Jewell puts the energy gun into the backpack.
  102. Anatoly Dmitrovich (as Jasper Pearsall) says, "Corgi"
  103. Sue Jewell puts the energy gun into the backpack.
  104. Sue Jewell says, "All doise energy guns"
  105. Hans Testosteroneson asks, "What's going on?"
  106. Anatoly Dmitrovich (as Jasper Pearsall) says, "do you want to be cooler"
  107. Fire Sergeant Bandit nuzzles Jasper Pearsall.
  108. Charles Schofield says, "I've been arrested"
  109. Charles Schofield says, "Apparently, I'm a changeling"
  110. Hans Testosteroneson says, "I see that"
  111. Charles Schofield asks, "Can you take me out to space and end with this bullshit?"
  112. The locker has been locked by Sue Jewell.
  113. Hans Testosteroneson asks, "Under what proof do you have that the HoP is a changeling?"
  114. Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "apparently"
  115. Charles Schofield says, "Just take me out to space, seriously"
  116. Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "Changelings can live in space"
  117. Charles Schofield says, "Changelings don't get space damage"
  118. Charles Schofield says, "When I get space damage, release me."
  119. Sue Jewell says, "What kind of meta is that bullshit"
  120. Gavin Petrov says, "yeah"
  121. Hans Testosteroneson has punched Gavin Petrov!
  122. Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) asks, "How about the incinerator?"
  123. Hans Testosteroneson has attempted to punch Gavin Petrov!
  124. Charles Schofield says, "That'd kill me"
  125. Sue Jewell says, "You don't tell me what the fucking changeling doesnt and what it doesn't."
  126. Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) asks, "Why not?"
  127. Charles Schofield asks, "Can we get to space?"
  128. Charles Schofield says, "West of here."
  129. Sue Jewell says, "You dont seem like a god damn scientist about this."
  130. Charles Schofield says, "There's an airloc to space"
  131. Hans Testosteroneson says, "Uh"
  132. Charles Schofield asks, "CAN WE FUCKING GET THIS DONE?"
  133. Sue Jewell says, "No"
  134. Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "Actually..I'm the god damn batman"
  135. Sue Jewell says, "Shut the fuck up."
  136. *---------*
  137. This is Sue Jewell!
  138. She is wearing a stylish turtleneck.
  139. She is wearing a helmet on her head.
  140. She is wearing an armor.
  141. She is carrying some handcuffs on her armor.
  142. She has a security backpack on her back.
  143. She has some black gloves on her hands.
  144. She has a stun baton about her waist.
  145. She is wearing some jackboots on her feet.
  146. She has a balaclava on her face.
  147. She is wearing PDA-Sue Jewell (Security Officer).
  148. She has minor bruising.
  149. *---------*
  150. Sue Jewell says, "You dragged someone into maintenance and took his headset off"
  151. Francis Morgan asks, "Who gets all armor?"
  152. Sue Jewell says, "YOUR FINGERPRINTS on the headset"
  153. Baxter Dan says, "she broke into the chaplains office"
  154. Alice Sanderson says, "You are not the law fuck head"
  155. Yuri Kalashnikov says, "what going on"
  156. Charles Schofield says, "You're lying."
  157. Alice Sanderson attempts to remove the handcuffs!
  158. Charles Schofield says, "He's lying."
  159. Charles Schofield says, "I never took a headset off anyone"
  160. Sue Jewell says, "Mind telling me why you out of all places"
  161. Charles Schofield says, "And I defy you to show a scan report."
  162. Sue Jewell says, "Pulled him into that small closet"
  163. Alice Sanderson says, "HELP"
  164. Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "AGH"
  165. Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "I'm STUNG"
  166. Sue Jewell shakes Sean Seamus trying to get him up!
  167. Charles Schofield says, "..."
  168. Sue Jewell says, "My ass you are"
  169. Sue Jewell has punched Sean Seamus!
  170. Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "AGH"
  171. Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "SUE LING"
  172. Charles Schofield asks, "Can we get this bullshit over?"
  173. Sue Jewell says, "Shut the fuck up already"
  174. Sue Jewell says, "You aren't moving from here."
  175. Hans Testosteroneson says, "Uh"
  176. Charles Schofield says, "ESO, I could use some help here."
  177. Sue Jewell says, "You don't drag people into small spaces with no lighting just to "interrogate" them."
  178. Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "help him out of his existance ESO"
  179. Charles Schofield says, "Oh yeah, I'll."
  180. Hans Testosteroneson says, "Well, you aren't making a very good case, instead of trying to prove yourself as innocent, you want the death penalty"
  181. Charles Schofield says, "Actually, all I want is to hang out in space for a while."
  182. Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) asks, "So why can't we incinerate you but we can put you in space?"
  183. Sue Jewell says, "I cant wait to be stung next to a 1 way airlock with only space enough for one person."
  184. Charles Schofield says, "Grab a health analyzer and then check my vitals"
  185. Charles Schofield says, "If you icninerate me, I'll die."
  186. Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "No shit"
  187. Hans Testosteroneson says, "And if you're in space, you'll die too"
  188. Charles Schofield says, "It' easy, you both go, you buffoon."
  189. Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "You'll die in space too"
  190. Charles Schofield says, "Not if it's for 5 seconds only."
  191. Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "What"
  192. Charles Schofield says, "That's enough time to harm me"
  193. Hans Testosteroneson asks, "What?"
  194. Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "the fuck is the point"
  195. Charles Schofield says, "THe point is harm me."
  196. Sue Jewell says, "Jesus christ just shut up already"
  197. Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "just cremate his ass guys"
  198. Charles Schofield says, "It'll show space damage"
  199. Sue Jewell says, "Get the sleep syringe and get it over with."
  200. Charles Schofield says, "Go on, cremate me."
  201. Charles Schofield says, "Admins will enjoy it."
  202. Your armor absorbs the blow!
  203. Sue Jewell has kicked Charles Schofield!
  204. Current Admins:
  205.  
  206. Hans Testosteroneson asks, "Who?"
  207. Sue Jewell says, "Shut up."
  208. *---------*
  209. This is Sean Seamus!
  210. He is wearing a security officer's jumpsuit with a cargo bay guard armband.
  211. He is wearing a coat.
  212. He is carrying an energy gun on his coat.
  213. He has a security backpack on his back.
  214. He has some black gloves on his hands.
  215. He has PDA-Rex Power Colt (Security Officer) about his waist.
  216. He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
  217. He has a gas mask on his face.
  218. He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
  219. He has a security radio headset on his ears.
  220. He is wearing Sean Seamus's ID Card (Warden).
  221. *---------*
  222. Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "I'm sick of this guys shit"
  223. *---------*
  224. This is Sue Jewell!
  225. She is wearing a stylish turtleneck.
  226. She is wearing a helmet on her head.
  227. She is wearing an armor.
  228. She is carrying some handcuffs on her armor.
  229. She has a security backpack on her back.
  230. She has some black gloves on her hands.
  231. She has a stun baton about her waist.
  232. She is wearing some jackboots on her feet.
  233. She has a balaclava on her face.
  234. She is wearing PDA-Sue Jewell (Security Officer).
  235. She has minor bruising.
  236. *---------*
  237. *---------*
  238. This is Hans Testosteroneson!
  239. He is wearing an elite security jumpsuit.
  240. He is wearing an elite security beret on his head.
  241. He is wearing an armor.
  242. He is carrying a stun rifle on his armor.
  243. He has an elite officer's backpack on his back.
  244. He has some black gloves on his hands.
  245. He has an energy gun about his waist.
  246. He is wearing some advanced jackboots on his feet.
  247. He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
  248. He has a security radio headset on his ears.
  249. He is wearing Hans Testosteroneson's ID Card (Elite Security Officer).
  250. *---------*
  251. Hans Testosteroneson says, "We got a syringe"
  252. Sean Seamus is trying to inject Charles Schofield with a giant syringe!
  253. Charles Schofield says, "Yay."
  254. Charles Schofield says, "I'm gonna die"
  255. Charles Schofield says, "This is lethal injection."
  256. Sue Jewell says, "I am glad it came to this."
  257. Hans Testosteroneson says, "You sure are happy about dying"
  258. Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "Better tell admin whoever that is"
  259. Charles Schofield says, "Great job, ESO."
  260. Charles Schofield says, "Great fucking job."
  261. Hans Testosteroneson says, "Uh, you too"
  262. Charles Schofield says, "Astonishing, actually."
  263. Sean Seamus injects Charles Schofield with a giant syringe!
  264. Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "High fives for everybody"
  265. Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "Even admin adman and admun"
  266. Sean Seamus claps
  267. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  268. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  269. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  270. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  271. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  272. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  273. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  274. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  275. ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
  276. Danny Atkinson gasps!
  277. Mai Tanari says, "Neat."
  278. Bear Grylls gasps!
  279. Danny Atkinson gasps!
  280. Rusty Pratt gasps!
  281. Bear Grylls gasps!
  282. Mai Tanari asks, "Burgers or meatbread?"
  283. Danny Atkinson gasps!
  284. Rusty Pratt gasps!
  285. Fitz Mckendrick gasps!
  286. Sean Seamus fires the energy gun!
  287. Mai Tanari is hit by the electrode in the chest!
  288. Danny Atkinson gasps!
  289. Danny Atkinson gasps!
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