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- Gamers are Dead
- I know that your talent at writing
- Is as small as a cuucko's backside
- But hacks as you are, pay attention
- And we'll take this matter in stride
- It's clear from your previous exertions
- The lights are not all on upstairs
- But we're talking Devs and GameJournos
- Even you can't be caught unawares
- So prepare for a shill of a lifetime
- Be prepared for sensational news
- A PoliCorr era
- Is tiptoeing nearer
- [Shenzi:]
- But how do we do it?
- [Scar:]
- Just listen to Anita
- I know she's fallacious
- But we'll be victorious
- We'll do shady deals in the light
- Let's just deviate all of it and say
- Gamers are dead!
- [Spoken]
- [Banzai:] Yeah, Gamers are dead!
- Yeah, Gamers are dead, heh.
- ...From what?
- [Scar:] Sexism and racism.
- [Banzai:] But what about-
- [Scar:] Shush, fool-- they're all cis white males. And Virgins too.
- [Shenzi:] Great idea! Who needs videogames?
- [Shenzi (and then Banzai):]
- No games! No games! la--la-la--la-laa-laa!
- [Scar:] Idiots! There will be games!
- [Banzai:] Hey, but without gamers...
- [Scar:] Our friends will make games! ...With no fun, and
- Catering to our ideology!
- [Shenzi and Banzai:] Yaay! All right! No homosexuals is homophobic!
- [All Hyenas:] No violence! No more princesses!
- [Full song again]
- [Hyenas: {In tight, crisp phrasing and diction}]
- We won't get to the top by merit.
- We'll whine to get all that we want.
- [Scar:] Of course, to do so, we're expected
- To kill that old identity
- Man who oppose us are rapists
- Women sockpuppets shall be
- And any foolish minorities
- Filthy race traitors, baby!
- So prepare to defame this industry
- (Oooh!)
- Be prepared to slander its fans
- (Oooh... La! La! La!)
- Meticulous libel
- (We'll have money!)
- Tenacious smearing
- (Lots of cash)
- Perennial denial
- (We repeat)
- Of the issues they bring up
- (Endless favours)
- Be bribed undisputed
- (Aaaaaaah...)
- Corruption, and cronyism
- (...aaaaaaah...)
- Imposing our views on the world
- (...aaaaaaah!)
- And Gamers won't stop us because
- (Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
- They are dead!
- [All:]
- Yes, Gamers won't stop us because
- They are dead!
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