Instrumental - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDrAxFj87b8
Example - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDKSyilX6k0

I opened up my browser to take a look at /v/
You won't believe my shock and awe at what I got to see
The threads were all off topic and browsing was a treat
Cause every thread that's on that board is a goddamn repeat

There was a thread I visited because it caught my eye
A cute drawing of girl, or wait is that a guy?
It was the look that's on her face, tongue out and mouth agape
Her pointed ears made me erect, cause elves are made for rape

I wanted to discuss the game Metal Gear Survive
But every time I see a thread they talk MGSV (five if that wasn't clear)
Kojima is a hack, Konami sucks, Quiet a shit
It's been almost a year now and each thread rehashes it

Persona 5 is out now and so I got to read
about the cast and story and it made my eyes bleed
The girls are all just damaged goods with loads of STDs
at least that's what /v/'s telling me I can't read Japanese