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20:35	Sunscreen	im in a battle right now
20:35	Pink_Boozooka	ok
20:35	Sunscreen	with some lady
20:35	BetaMaster	gg plastic suylgy
20:35	Scr7	how'd you get in a bottle
20:35	Sunscreen	that just put out a plant type
20:35	Scr7	you must have trouble squeezing in
20:35	Scr7	>plant lady
20:35	Pink_Boozooka	there's an eevee in a house
20:35	BetaMaster	>plant
20:35	Sunscreen	and i was using a fire type
20:35	Pink_Boozooka	get it
20:35	Sunscreen	plant lady
20:35	Pink_Boozooka	>life itself
20:35	Sunscreen	man 1 hit kill
20:35	Sunscreen	i love fire types
20:35	BetaMaster	racist
20:36	Scr7	of the year
20:36	Pink_Boozooka	lol
20:36	Sunscreen	ok going in the city now
20:36	BetaMaster	which city
20:36	BetaMaster	lavender town rite
20:36	Pink_Boozooka	there's a girl in one house
20:36	Sunscreen	no
20:36	Sunscreen	:|
20:36	Pink_Boozooka	she gives oyu an eevee
20:36	Pink_Boozooka	take it
20:36	Pink_Boozooka	and be on your way
20:36	Pink_Boozooka	lol lavender town
20:37	Sunscreen	where is she
20:37	Scr7	in the bathroom
20:37	Pink_Boozooka	in a house
20:37	BetaMaster	Sunscreen don't disturb her
20:37	Scr7	yaus
20:37	Sunscreen	so i just
20:37	Sunscreen	run in her house
20:37	BetaMaster	in the bathroom
20:37	Pink_Boozooka	WALK IN
20:37	Pink_Boozooka	YES
20:37	Scr7	she's busy
20:37	Sunscreen	like
20:37	Scr7	and forgot to close the bathroom door
20:37	Scr7	so uh
20:37	Sunscreen	with her door unlocked
20:37	Sunscreen	and her naked
20:37	BetaMaster	knock first
20:37	Pink_Boozooka	lol
20:37	Sunscreen	in the bathtub
20:37	Sunscreen	and just steal her eevee
20:37	BetaMaster	no she's on the toilet
20:37	Pink_Boozooka	this is so weird
20:37	Scr7	then sunscreen walked in and
20:37	Pink_Boozooka	no
20:37	Pink_Boozooka	she gives it to you
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20:37	Scr7	she gives you the bathtub?
20:38	Sunscreen	then i steal her virginity
20:38	Pink_Boozooka	yes
20:38	BetaMaster	LOL
20:38	Sunscreen	jk jk
20:38	Mariofan169	Hey guys
20:38	BetaMaster	hi Mariofan169
20:38	Scr7	jhi
20:38	Sunscreen	mariofan bad time to join
20:38	Pink_Boozooka	dude I'm dying
20:38	BetaMaster	man i wish she'd giv eme the bathtub
20:38	Scr7	but ghosts can't die!
20:38	Scr7	according to sm64
20:38	BetaMaster	but
20:38	BetaMaster	can you get otu alive?!
20:38	Scr7	butt
20:38	Scr7	yeah
20:38	Scr7	can you
20:38	Sunscreen	otu
20:38	Mariofan169	sunscreen what do you mean?
20:38	BetaMaster	NO
20:38	Scr7	get otu the bathroom alive!
20:38	Pink_Boozooka	I can be dying
20:38	Pink_Boozooka	But I can't die
20:38	Sunscreen	pink get otu
20:38	BetaMaster	her dump
20:38	BetaMaster	must be
20:39	BetaMaster	that hard
20:39	Mariofan169	Wait
20:39	Sunscreen	.
20:39	Mariofan169	I see
20:39	Scr7	;
20:39	BetaMaster	uh
20:39	BetaMaster	hi
20:39	Pink_Boozooka	SUNSCREEN
20:39	Pink_Boozooka	SHE'S NAKED
20:39	Sunscreen	Pink_Boozooka
20:39	Pink_Boozooka	TAKE THE CHANCE
20:39	Sunscreen	she's naked
20:39	Pink_Boozooka	NOW
20:39	Scr7	!
20:39	Sunscreen	take the chance
20:39		Sunscreen throws a towel at her
20:39	BetaMaster	ask her for her phone number
20:39	Sunscreen	i took the chance!
20:39	Pink_Boozooka	...so did you get the eevee
20:39	BetaMaster	in addition to the eevee
20:39	Sunscreen	no
20:39	Mariofan169	Uh...I'm just gonna leave now...
20:39	BetaMaster	and the bathtub
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20:39	Sunscreen	im not even in there
20:39	Sunscreen	f
20:39	Pink_Boozooka	lol
20:39	Scr7	ragepart
20:39	Pink_Boozooka	get the eevee
20:39	BetaMaster	ragepart
20:39	Pink_Boozooka	now
20:39	Sunscreen	where's the freaking Pokémon center
20:40	Scr7	in her toilet
20:40	Sunscreen	i need to put those freaking idiot Pokémon out first
20:40	Scr7	*bathtub
20:40	Pink_Boozooka	I think it's next to the center
20:40	Scr7	it's on the corner
20:40	Pink_Boozooka	where she gives you it
20:40	Sunscreen	oink
20:40	Scr7	she gives you the bathtub
20:40	Scr7	then it reveals a
20:40	Pink_Boozooka	Brb shower
20:40	Scr7	center!
20:40	Sunscreen	wait
20:40	Sunscreen	is pink the girl
20:40	BetaMaster	wait
20:40	Scr7	pb is going in the bathroom too!
20:40	Sunscreen	omg
20:40	BetaMaster	omg
20:40	Sunscreen	pink give me the eevee
20:40	Pink_Boozooka	BOOBIES
20:40	Pink_Boozooka	...no
20:40	BetaMaster	he's going to try to steal your bathtub!
20:40	Pink_Boozooka	Ok I'll steal it
20:40	Pink_Boozooka	RIGHT AFTTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK
20:41	BetaMaster	Sunscreen he's stealing your bathtub
20:41	BetaMaster	go get hi
20:41	BetaMaster	m
20:41	BetaMaster	him
20:41	Pink_Boozooka	*AFTER THESE MESSAGES*
20:41	Sunscreen	i stole his face
20:41	Pink_Boozooka	*WE'LL BE RIGHTTTT BACK*
20:41	Sunscreen	man my 3ds is extremely hot from this game
20:41	Scr7	is that because the girl is hot?
20:41	Scr7	q
20:41	Sunscreen	totally
20:41	Sunscreen	even if they're all flat
20:42	Scr7	misread as fat
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20:42	BetaMaster	hi Mariofan169
20:42	Mariofan169	Hi
20:42	BetaMaster	but Scr7
20:42	BetaMaster	they can't be fat
20:42	Sunscreen	wub
20:42	Scr7	sunscreen why are they fat
20:42	BetaMaster	if they're all 16x16 sprites :c
20:42	BetaMaster	or
20:42	BetaMaster	is that only the older ones
20:42	Sunscreen	they're not 16x16
20:42	BetaMaster	ok
20:42	Sunscreen	in the battle thing
20:42	BetaMaster	then
20:42	BetaMaster	i was just thinking
20:43	BetaMaster	of R/B/Y
20:43	Sunscreen	you can even see their boobs
20:43	BetaMaster	G/R/B/Y
20:43	Sunscreen	poke out
20:43	Sunscreen	a little
20:43	BetaMaster	:|
20:43	Sunscreen	k.
20:43	BetaMaster	:|
20:43	Sunscreen	just saying
20:45	Sunscreen	ok im about to leave the center