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Glades not-on-the-Road

glennmagusharvey
Mar 19th, 2022 (edited)
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  1. [12:10 AM] Quint Lindwurm: ...wait
  2. [12:10 AM] Quint Lindwurm: wat
  3. [12:10 AM] Quint Lindwurm: WAT
  4. [12:10 AM] Quint Lindwurm: omfg WAT
  5. [12:10 AM] Quint Lindwurm: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  6. [12:11 AM] Quint Lindwurm: okay so
  7. [12:11 AM] Quint Lindwurm: was going up to Boca, specifically Glades Road
  8. [12:13 AM] Quint Lindwurm: i was originally going to take the Turnpike to Glades Road, to avoid rush-hour traffic.
  9. alternative ideas were to take Powerline/Jog Road, Military Trail and I-95, and I really wanted to avoid I-95. (FWIW I was coming up from 869 (Sawgrass Expressway))
  10. [12:13 AM] Quint Lindwurm: there was a big clog on the ramp to the Turnpike so i was like, never mind, i'll just snake my way east and north and east and north to Glades, on surface streets, because screw I-95 at rush hour
  11. [12:14 AM] Quint Lindwurm: took a left on Powerline, went with whatever was green, up to Palmetto Park Road
  12. [12:14 AM] Quint Lindwurm: right on Palmetto Park Road
  13. [12:14 AM] Quint Lindwurm: i knew Military Trail was the last major road before I-95, going east from the Turnpike
  14. [12:15 AM] Quint Lindwurm: so i was like, i'm just gonna get to Military Trail, take a left, then take a right onto Glades
  15. [12:15 AM] Quint Lindwurm: > drive a while
  16. [12:15 AM] Quint Lindwurm: > drive for way too long of a while
  17. [12:15 AM] Quint Lindwurm: wtf Yamato Road
  18. [12:15 AM] Quint Lindwurm: i'm like, i gotta take Yamato back over to 95 south, this is way past Glades
  19. [12:16 AM] Quint Lindwurm: and so i did exactly that
  20. [12:16 AM] Quint Lindwurm: now that i'm home i got to actually check Street View to figure out why i kept on driving a while and never saw an intersection with Glades Road
  21. [12:17 AM] Quint Lindwurm: was i just inattentive and missed it?
  22. [12:17 AM] Quint Lindwurm: LOL NOPE
  23. [12:17 AM] Quint Lindwurm: there exists no intersection between Military Trail and Glades Road
  24. [12:17 AM] Quint Lindwurm: Glades just passes right over Military Trail. it was that freaking bridge right after Town Center!
  25. [12:18 AM] Quint Lindwurm: if i'd stayed on Powerline, that would have been okay
  26. [12:18 AM] Quint Lindwurm: if i'd gone on St. Andrews Blvd, that'd have been okay
  27. [12:18 AM] Quint Lindwurm: but Military Trail? lel nope
  28. [12:19 AM] Quint Lindwurm: amusingly, had i gotten onto the Turnpike, the Turnpike itself would have also messed with my head, because it also lacks a Glades Road exit
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