jesus

<karolek> [Hey]

<Mask> oh, hi.

<karolek> [How are you?]

<Mask> fine.

<karolek> [What's up?]

<Mask> not much.

<karolek> [I see]

<Mask> did you need something? '-'

<karolek> [Well I kinda wanted to talk but you don't exactly seem to be in a sociable mood]

<Mask> well '-' not with you.

<karolek> [Can we just try to be friends?]

<Mask> hmm... for a fourth time? Ooh. I'm gonna go with no.

<karolek> [You should really work on forgiving people]

<karolek> [I mean seriously. The only time I intentionally pissed you off was the first time. The rest was accidents]

<Mask> oh, so what you're saying is that you were only an asshole to me on purpose 25% of the time, and the other 75% was just stupidity? Oh, cool.

<Mask> thanks though '-' I really want to keep talking now.

<karolek> [75% of the time was me doing something that normally doesn't piss people off]

<karolek> [Or you guys being an asshole and pissing me off]

<Mask> yes '-' I'm being an asshole.

<Mask> because I don't like you

<Mask> and you keep talking to me.

<karolek> [I want to find a way to fix things]

<Mask> you have fun with that.

<Mask> jesus '-' why are you so determined to be friends with me?

<Mask> It's kinda sad. you should hang out with people who like you.

<karolek> [I do]

<Mask> oh cool. Go hang out with them.

<karolek> [I'm going to fix things first]

<Mask> don't. I don't know why you're so fucking determined to be friends with me, but I'll tell you now '-' I don't like you. You can't fix it. Stop talking to me.

<karolek> [I can't]

<Mask> why?

<karolek> [Its a long fucking story]

<Mask> fucking tell me or leave me alone.

<karolek> [I'd like to be your friend, but weather I hate or like you I still have to find a way to make you my friend]

<Mask> why?

<karolek> [I'm not exactly sure how to explain it.]

<Mask> '-' find a way.

<karolek> [I need you on my side. If your an enemy than this won't work out for me and things will go very bad very quickly here, not just for me]

<Mask> that's not explaining it '-' detail.

<karolek> [Well first off when a mob boss hates another mob boss it tends to lead to one mob not existing anymore]

<karolek> [And my mobs not exactly doing well. I need you as a partner, not an enemy.]

<karolek> [I've already got an enemy and if I get a partner like you they might back off]

<Mask> god, is that seriously it? -.- I'm not going to topple your cute little mob unless you don't leave me alone

<karolek> [If my mob goes down, half the people in this head are now targets of said mob]

<karolek> [I need you]

<karolek> [Or things will end badly for them]

<Mask> so, you're using your fellow tulpas as a bargaining card to get me to be your friend? Cool.

<karolek> [God dammit]

<Mask> '-' I can do business without being your friend.

<Mask> and I'm not going to be your friend.

<Mask> so

<karolek> [Give me a chance]

<karolek> [People can change]

<karolek> [One more chance. Please]

<Mask> I gave you three '-' why do you want to be my friend so badly?

<karolek> [Because if you hate me, you can prevent things]

<Mask> like?

<karolek> [God dammit]

<karolek> [If you hate me, any chance of seeing Alexis goes out the window]

<karolek> [I won't be able to befriend your system]

<karolek> [You might even have Steve or Sara beat the shit out of me for fun]

<Mask> what, you think we're some sort of hivemind? '-' if someone here wants to talk to you, they'll come talk you.

<Mask> Ethan already likes you.

<Mask> Alex doesn't.

<Mask> ect.

<karolek> [You can control them. If you hate me you can prevent them from seeing me or make them hate me]

<Mask> I just told you I can'

<Mask> can't.

<karolek> [I made a mistake with Alex and I'm probably never going to get to fix that if you hate me]

<Mask> Why would you think I control them? '-'

<karolek> [Your their boss]

<Mask> and, what you're saying is that you just want to be my friend because I know someone you like?

<karolek> [No]

<Mask> no -.- I'm not going to keep the mob from doing what they want because I don't like someone. They do what they want.

<karolek> [I already said I want to be your friend. You seem cool when your not being an asshole]

<karolek> [But I /have/ to be your friend for the other listed reasons]

<Mask> the idea that I would manipulate the personal lives of the higher ranking mob personalities is frankly insulting '-'

<karolek> [Honestly I'm not normally an asshole. I don't know why but you guys either caught me at bad times or pissed me off]

<karolek> [I figured you would since you made Alex beat me with a bat]

<karolek> [My mistake]

<Mask> you mean I told someone to do their job? '-' odd.

<karolek> [You purposefully picked her because it was ironic and sadistic ]

<Mask> yep.

<karolek> [That's why I thought you would control them]

<Mask> when it concerns their job, yeah.

<karolek> [I see]

<karolek> [My mistake]

<Mask> well. That was fun '-' I'm going now

<karolek> [Bye]

<karolek> S:maaaaask

<karolek> S: hi :3

<Mask> ._.

<Mask> I really don't want to be PMed right now

<karolek> S:you okay?

<Mask> <Mask> good for you. Stop PMing me.

<Mask> <Mask> I really don't want to be PMed right now

<Mask> ._. seriously.