Florida

Dude so I’m walking on the beach this morning and this girl walks up to me with a bag of sharks teeth and was like hey can I give you a rim job for 5 bucks? So I said sure why not and she goes over to my car to start cleaning my rims and then all of a sudden she takes one of the sharks teeth and rips down my pants and starts sucking me off furiously. I was like woaaaahhh girl, I don’t like beach girls and shit I’m more into emotionally damaged girls and girls who have drug addictions, and she pulls out a mother fucking crack pipe and a TDWP CD and says “okay baby then I’m your girl ;)” what the FUCK!!! Turns out she was Brittany Spears 3rd cousin... wow I’m lucky