Parody

I'm in a mineshaft searchin' for gold, all of my pick has been spent on you.

Found lots of iron, lapis and coal, even an emerald, but I still can't make budder boots.

Yeah, I, I know gold is very rare, that it's not easy to see.

And I know that my pick has low dur'bility.

You say it’s that someday I'll find it, but I need boots and leggings.

And in that time that I've wasted, I think my house has burned down.

I’ve wasted twelve nights, I'm still in this plight, gotten lost fourteen times, still I cannot find, that gold ore I love, but even one piece just might be fine.

I'm in a mineshaft searchin' for gold, all of my pick has been spent on you.

Found lots of iron, lapis and coal, even an em'rald, but I still can't make budder boots.

If happy ever afters did exist, I would have gold in my chest.

All these stupid caves are full of s***, one more piece of iron I'll be sick.

Oh, I'll keep looking tomorrow, 'cause I found no gold today, I throw my pick down in sorrow, it found nothing anyway.

I don't expect that rare find, just because it's so rare.

I know I said it before, but I think my house has burned down.

I’ve wasted twelve nights, I'm still in this plight, gotten lost fourteen times, still I cannot find, that gold ore I love, but even one piece just might be fine.

I'm in a mineshaft searchin' for gold, all of my pick has been spent on you.

Found lots of iron, lapis and coal, even an emerald, but I still can't make budder boots.

If happy ever afters did exist, I would have gold in my chest.

All these stupid caves are full of s***, one more piece of iron I'll be sick.

Now I’m in a mineshaft.

I hate my pick
I’ll be out doin' all this mining while golds sittin’ round somewhere why can't I find just one 'stead I have nothin’.

Looking top to bottom now when you see me I’m huntin’
And all of my minecarts start with a push of a button.

When I found gold I blew up  a creeper took all it
There's a mine in the ground so I keep fallin'
Found some gold in a cave, but was just some guy trollin'.

Swish, what a shame could have a gold pick
Found a really good mine  but it's ore I don't got, so I talk about what diamond sword I once bought or what I
should have saw but sad to say there's no more.

Try to dig up 'cuz I saw some diamond ore.
Turns out it's a trap and good-bye goes the floor.

Now it’s gold that I want so you can go and take that little iron pick with you.

I'm in a mineshaft searchin' for gold, all of my pick has been spent on you.

Found lots of iron, lapis and coal, even an em'rald, but I still can't make budder boots.

If happy ever afters did exist, I would have gold in my chest.

All these stupid caves are full of s***, one more piece of iron I'll be sick.
I just tried again.