12:14 AM - jane doe: wanna play one game before i go
12:14 AM - jane doe: kats gonna play
12:15 AM - canadianbacon: no
12:15 AM - canadianbacon: i really dont think its a good idea to play with you
12:16 AM - jane doe: just stop being some faggot tryhard and relax
12:16 AM - canadianbacon: im about to roast your fucking eggs
12:16 AM - jane doe: go ahead
12:16 AM - jane doe: roast me on how im bad at a videogame
12:17 AM - canadianbacon: i dont enjoy losing like a retard because some retard on me team cant be able to play the game without doing something retarded as fuck
12:17 AM - canadianbacon: i try hard because i dont like losing
12:18 AM - jane doe: god forbid i try to make it interesting instead of doing one build every game
12:17 AM - canadianbacon: losing isnt fun
12:17 AM - canadianbacon: you literally were like
12:18 AM - canadianbacon: i dont want to play cookiecutter so let me cut ONE OF THE MANDATORY TALENTS OF THE CHARACTER
12:18 AM - jane doe: the thing is
12:18 AM - jane doe: its not mandatory
12:18 AM - canadianbacon: you fucking mongaloid
12:18 AM - canadianbacon: it literally is
12:18 AM - canadianbacon: you raped your ability to do dmg
12:18 AM - canadianbacon: and did nothing but feed
12:19 AM - jane doe: and??
12:19 AM - jane doe: did i hurt your ego or something??
12:19 AM - canadianbacon: you made the game unfun
12:19 AM - jane doe: first world problems
12:19 AM - canadianbacon: because i was so fucking annoyed by how big of a retard you were being
12:19 AM - jane doe: idk how you let that get to you
12:19 AM - canadianbacon: you literally suicided to the core for like 2 minutes stragiht
12:19 AM - canadianbacon: and did actually nothing
12:19 AM - jane doe: well shit
12:19 AM - jane doe: my bad
12:19 AM - canadianbacon: what was even
12:19 AM - canadianbacon: what the fuck did you even think
12:19 AM - canadianbacon: you were gonna accomplish
12:19 AM - canadianbacon: solo the core?!?!?!
12:20 AM - jane doe: i figured you guys could win a team fight
12:20 AM - jane doe: with my distracting and them coming backl for me
12:20 AM - canadianbacon: how is that at all an advantage for us
12:20 AM - canadianbacon: they literally would go back and kill you
12:20 AM - canadianbacon: and then just 4v5 us
12:20 AM - jane doe: while you do the immortal
12:20 AM - canadianbacon: the objective wasnt even up
12:21 AM - jane doe: yes it ias
12:21 AM - canadianbacon: im like super fucking sure it wasnt
12:21 AM - canadianbacon: and when it was it was a 4v5
12:21 AM - jane doe: thats the reason why iw as putting pressure toward the core
12:21 AM - jane doe: because the objective was up
12:21 AM - jane doe: there were fucking health bars above the map im 100% sure it was
12:21 AM - canadianbacon: that was like super pointless
12:22 AM - canadianbacon: you almost killed me with chain bomb
12:22 AM - jane doe: you killed me
12:22 AM - canadianbacon: i was actually gonna pop a blood vessle
12:22 AM - canadianbacon: vessel
12:22 AM - jane doe: i had no living bomb on me
12:22 AM - jane doe: i got killed
12:22 AM - canadianbacon: jesus decided you were bad for evolution and he culled your genes
12:23 AM - canadianbacon: but yeah those two games i literally was angry af because u just did the wrong thing constantly and i dont even understand how you come to these ideas
12:23 AM - jane doe: i didnt even want to get the plant
12:24 AM - jane doe: i literally wanted to just learn the vikings
12:23 AM - canadianbacon: you are vikings
12:23 AM - canadianbacon: thats a fucking part of the vikings
12:24 AM - jane doe: but no you insist on bitching at me when i get it
12:24 AM - jane doe: and bitch at me when i dont
12:24 AM - jane doe: sorry i dont make good calls
12:24 AM - jane doe: but come on
12:24 AM - canadianbacon: ITS NOT THAT HARD
12:24 AM - jane doe: stop getting in my ass about everything
12:24 AM - canadianbacon: PLANT SPAWNS
12:24 AM - canadianbacon: GET IT IMMEDIATELY
12:24 AM - canadianbacon: USE IT TO TEAM FIGHT
12:24 AM - canadianbacon: WHATS HARD ABOUT THAT
12:24 AM - jane doe: while controlling 2 others?
12:24 AM - canadianbacon: you literally wasted it
12:24 AM - canadianbacon: you could park the other two retards on the fucking moon
12:24 AM - canadianbacon: but just not fucking waste the plant
12:25 AM - jane doe: if im wasting it then you take itr
12:25 AM - jane doe: tell me my mistakes later
12:25 AM - canadianbacon: its literally twice as good for you to take it
12:25 AM - jane doe: not ruin any fun i was having in the game
12:25 AM - jane doe: because you want to be a little crybaby
12:25 AM - canadianbacon: i was our only ranged dmg
12:26 AM - canadianbacon: oh one more thing do you have like literally no competiteve drive
12:26 AM - canadianbacon: every game you play like a retard and all you do is say you are playing for fun and call me a tryhard
12:27 AM - jane doe: am i wrong
12:27 AM - canadianbacon: like the most retarded excuse ive ever heard
12:27 AM - canadianbacon: and you use it everytime
12:29 AM - jane doe: its not my fault you dont like losing
12:29 AM - canadianbacon: than why fucking lose so everyone else has less fun
12:29 AM - jane doe: do i have to put my 100% into every game
12:29 AM - canadianbacon: no but it seems like you pur 20% of your brain power into it
12:29 AM - canadianbacon: put
12:30 AM - jane doe: exactly
12:30 AM - canadianbacon: thats fucking dumb
12:30 AM - jane doe: its called fucking relaxing
12:30 AM - canadianbacon: no one enjoys playing with you when you play like a fucking retard
12:30 AM - jane doe: no one like playing with you when you bitch about everything i do
12:31 AM - jane doe: just fuck off and keep it in the pm
12:31 AM - canadianbacon: lol
12:31 AM - canadianbacon: what do you even mean by pm
12:32 AM - jane doe: private
12:32 AM - jane doe: message
12:32 AM - canadianbacon: you want me to bitch at you in pm instead?
12:32 AM - jane doe: im sure everyones tired of reading it in chat
12:32 AM - canadianbacon: i mean not nearly as tired as having to play with half a person
12:33 AM - canadianbacon: everyone who has heard of your excuse thinks thats dumb af
12:33 AM - jane doe: who is everyone
12:33 AM - jane doe: kat
12:33 AM - canadianbacon: win kat blue
12:33 AM - canadianbacon: they are my everyone
12:34 AM - jane doe: some retards you know online who i cant find 3 shits to give about
12:34 AM - canadianbacon: i mean who has to find your retarded excuse retarded so you see it as that
12:34 AM - canadianbacon: the fucking president? your mom?
12:35 AM - jane doe: its as simple as
12:36 AM - jane doe: i dont put my heart and soul into this game like you do
12:35 AM - canadianbacon: you also dont put your brain into it
12:36 AM - canadianbacon: atleast i hope not
12:36 AM - canadianbacon: that would be sad
12:36 AM - jane doe: its sad how much you cry about losing in a video game
12:36 AM - canadianbacon: why do you have to play like an idiot to enjoy them game i dont even understand
12:37 AM - canadianbacon: im just trying to find some kind of reason
12:37 AM - jane doe: i play like an idiot in your eyes because  im not as good as you lol
12:37 AM - canadianbacon: thats not even at all it
12:37 AM - canadianbacon: this game is easy af
12:37 AM - canadianbacon: u just do retarded shit 50 percent of the time
12:37 AM - canadianbacon: like everyone else i play with can play like a person with a realy brain but u
12:37 AM - canadianbacon: and they dont fucking use a retarded excuse everytime they get called out on it
12:38 AM - canadianbacon: but yeah point out how im "crying" a few more times and call me a tryhard maybe my point will be less valid eventually
12:38 AM - canadianbacon: but whatever just fuck off at this point im not getting anywhere