She's Always My Waifu

She can bait with a pic
She can drown you in (You)s
She can ruin a thread and get you called a Jew
And the porn that you post of her's cleaned up for free
She gets me banned daily
But she's always my waifu to me

She can lead you to victory
She can win some and lose some
She can get nerfed to hell
And leave your winning-streak numb
And that exploit you found will get patched eventually
Yeah, she isn't the best
But she's always my waifu to me

Oh, they can change how she works
They can change how she plays
They can do what's in style
Oh, but just don't change her looks
or how she acts or thinks
At least leave me her smile

She will promise you more
Than the No Man's Sky team
Then she'll leave you in pieces
With a sudden death scene
But if you do that one side quest
It'll be fine you'll see
Hell I wrote the guide
Cause she's always my waifu to me

Oh, she can be kind or cruel
Pure of heart or a bitch
It is fine either way
Oh, if her writing needs work
Or her gameplay needs help
You will just need to wait

They'll tell you she's worthless
You'll get ridiculed
They'll tell you to switch out
They'll call you a fool
But complaints fall on deaf ears
Your mind's made clearly
And the most you'll get hit
With "Your Waifu a Shit!"
But she's always my waifu to me