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Fluff Farm B1

Mar 25th, 2012
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  1. >you are now Jethro
  2. >despite your rustic exterior, you are an educated man of philosophical leanings
  3. >you work as a farm hand because a masters in humanities is really just expensive toilet paper
  4. >the new guy is finally catching on to the callousness this job requires
  5. >raising fluffy ponies is dirty, emotion-deadening work
  6. >most of the time you block it out
  7. >except when you have to amputate a fluffy ponies limbs
  8. >it is precise work that requires focus or you could kill the merchandise or lose a finger to the saw
  9. >some inner sadistic half of you does churn with glee when it finally hits the fluffy pony that its legs just got sawed off, and is then seared with a blowtorch
  10. >you do take a bit of solace that they'll become a cherished pet
  11. >you showed him how to do it, but he's still very green
  12. >one of them slipped his grip while cutting the first forelimb
  13. >damned shed door wasn't locked and the little guy escaped
  14. >at least escaped into the main paddock, scaring the hell out of the rest of the herd before bleeding out
  15. >took the heat so new guy wouldn't get sacked
  16. >"accidents happen" you said
  17. >of course, now you're cleaning out the stables
  18. >you wouldn't mind if so many of the fluffies didn't try to play Hide and Seek among their dead...
  19. >it keeps happening
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