Bob Goes On An Advencha, Session 2

<DM> *LAST TIME! You all managed to shenanigan your way into Gerudo Valley by, I kid you not, stealing the massive boulder that was blocking the valley. You ended up in some lazily constructed fortress where you found out that Agahnim was there, with a large army of Gerudo getting ready to assault Hyrule.
<DM> *You didn't end up killing Lord Aggie, but you did manage to pwn some Wisps, cause immense disbelief to two Gerudo, watch Shamaylan magic as they ascended, and then entered a dark corridor. Also, you found two symbols, one being a right arrow, and the other being a triangle pointing up.
<DM> -=SESSION STARTO!=-
* Hal equips his Materia and his shield
* Anyastasia equips.... Nothing, she has literally nothing, nyathing.
<DM> *Okee dokey, you emerge from a loading screen to enter a large room. The door behind you seals, and the door on the other side is sealed. There's a supporting pillar in the middle in the room, and four unlit torches, one in each corner of the room.
<DM> *Somehow, the room is magically lit up.
<DM> *In front of the pillar appears to be... Agahnim himself.
<DM> [Agahnim]: So... the ones that have infiltrated my fortress... are a fish, a furry, a catgirl (wat), and a midget lizard. ....... you gotta be frigin' kidding me.
<DM> *From heaven, Bob says, "Don't ferget me!"*
* Darte mumbles something about Aesop's Revenge.
<DM> [Agahnim]: I shouldn't even bother waiting for you all to die. I should just attack Hyrule. What the crap are you guys doin' in mah swam- I mean fortress.
<Anyastasia> Nyathing bad, that's fur sure.
* Hal ponders on what to do next.
* Hal looks around for potential traps.
* Anyastasia attempts to look for a random wall to climb up
<DM> [Agahnim]: Well then, it wouldn't be fair of me to not give you a chance now, would it? Here, might I suggest lighting the torches.
<Hal> Hmmm.
<DM> (Hal, I forgot, do you have some sort of passive that gives you extra hints on traps?
<DM> (Anyastasia, literally all the walls are climbable. EVEN THE FOURTH WAL- nah I'm kidding on that one.
<Hal> (Nope)
* Darte blinks.  "What's the matter, forget your matches?"
<DM> *Hal, you don't see jack crap for traps.
* Hal equips his Magic Candle and lights up a torch.
<DM> *The torch is lit.
<DM> *One down, three to go!
* Hal continues to light up the rest of the torches
* Anyastasia climbs up a random wall to see if any random object is up high.
<DM> *Alrighty, you light up all the other torches, and then.......
<Hal> What's going on here?
<Darte> Can we shoot him yet?
<DM> *The door on the other side opens for brief moment before sealing right back up. Then, three dark portals open up, revealing an Iron Knuckle and two Ghinis.
<DM> [Agahnim]: Oops! Wrong kind of fire, furry guy.
<DM> [Agahnim]: And yes, you can shoot me allllll you want!
<Hal> Knew something like this would happen
* Hal doubts Agahnim wouldn't have done the same
<DM> (lol)
* Anyastasia meanwhile is still on a wall, hanging.
<Hal> (This was to show the gimmick)
<Hal> (I doubt Agahnim wouldn't have lit the torches anyway)
* Darte wonders just how lit these torches are.
<DM> *All the torches that were lit by Hal are all extinguished and back to being unlit, and yet somehow the room still has light in it. Lazy DM for not sticking skylights in the roof...
<DM> (stats fer iron knuckle/ghini are up - https://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-1127-post-2615.html#pid2615
<Kefka> ZURPG: Bob Goes On An Advencha!
<DM> [Agahnim]: Anywho, I guess I've overstayed my welcome. Should you find trouble killing them all, whelp, just holler my name... I'm sure I've got absolutely nothing else to do... like taking over Hyrule or something.......
<DM> *Agahnim then seems to walk right through the sealed door on the other side.
<DM> *The Iron Knuckle pulls out a giant axe, ready to cleave you all into obliteration, while the two Ghinis fly around the room, one of them hovering suspiciously close to Anyastasia's wall climbing hijinks.
* Anyastasia is currently on autofollow mode
<DM> *Roll initiatives!
<Hal> $init 1d10
<Navi> Hal: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
<Dex> $init 1d10
<Navi> Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
<Darte> $init 1d10
<Navi> Darte: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<DM> $init 1d9 IronKnuckle
<Navi> DM: IronKnuckle's initiative roll has been entered. They rolled: 2.
<DM> $init 1d10 Ghini1
<Navi> DM: Ghini1's initiative roll has been entered. They rolled: 3.
<DM> $init 1d10 Ghini2
<Navi> DM: Ghini2's initiative roll has been entered. They rolled: 3.
<DM> god everyone's inits suuuuuuuck
<DM> $init 1d10 Anyastasia
* Hal looks to see what he can do with the Ghinis.
<Navi> DM: Anyastasia's initiative roll has been entered. They rolled: 9.
<DM> nope, no bonus turns, screw inits, lol
<DM> $init r
<Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
<DM> *Round 1, starto!
<DM> *Iron Knuckle uses Unbreakable Cover on Ghini1!
* Hal casts Block on himself
* Dex throws a Skull Dart at Iron Knuckle. Roll Courage.
* Darte casts Bio-Electric Field on Hal!
<Darte> EFFECT: Give a target Thorns:
<Darte> The next time the target is hit by a Combat Action, the attacker takes Damage equal to the attack’s Damage (before Armor is factored in), which then removes Thorns.
<Dex> $27d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 2, 9, 2, 4, 1, 8, 3, 4, 10, 3, 4, 4, 1, 7, 4, 6, 1, 2, 8, 6, 5, 9, 9, 10, 1 and 7. Total: 135. Successes: 15.
<DM> $20d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 8, 9, 2, 2, 10, 10, 4, 3, 1, 2, 6, 4, 1, 9, 7, 5, 10, 4 and 8. Total: 111. Successes: 14.
<Darte> 15h 6m | Shakin' and Bakin' with all these lit torches
<DM> *Iron Knuckle takes no damage but loses 4 courage!
<DM> *Ghini1 aims at Iron Knuckle.
<Dex> $9d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 5, 10, 3, 10, 4, 1, 9 and 3. Total: 50. Successes: 7.
<DM> *Ghini makes a Shady pact with the devil (^_^) and allows the target to reroll all of their rolls once.
<DM> IronKnuckle: 45h | Gets an extra reroll on all rolls
* Hal casts Delay on Iron Knuckle
<DM> Ghini1: 10h, 7m
<DM> Ghini2: 10h, 10m
* Hal casts a Wind Torrent on Iron Knuckle
<Hal>     Roll your Wisdom +10 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
<Hal>         Damage: Halved
<Hal>         EFFECT: If it hits, the target is thrown off balance and gets Delayed.
<Hal>             Target’s next attack is delayed by 2 Turns, which then removes Delayed.
<Hal> $30d10
<Navi> Hal: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 5, 8, 9, 3, 10, 1, 2, 10, 5, 5, 10, 6, 10, 3, 7, 9, 10, 1, 8, 4, 8, 2, 8, 7, 5, 7, 1, 6 and 6. Total: 177. Successes: 26.
<DM> $10d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 7, 1, 1, 5, 3, 1, 5, 5 and 10. Total: 41. Successes: 6.
<DM> 20 - 6 = 14/2 = 7 damage
<Hal> + Delayed
<DM> gonna rule that for Delayed, it kicks its next attack back a round
<Hal> 18h 6m | Block, Thorns
<DM> Iron Knuckle: 38h | Gets an extra reroll on all rolls | Delayed
<DM> *Ghini1 aims at Dex.
<DM> *Ghini challenges the target to a SOUL BATTLE! On-hit, reduces target's Magic Stat to 0.
<DM> (Roll Wisdom to defend)
<Hal> 18h 6m | Block, Thorns | +2 Armor
<DM> $30d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 10, 10, 4, 10, 2, 1, 8, 2, 1, 5, 5, 8, 7, 3, 5, 2, 10, 5, 7, 5, 8, 3, 5, 9, 8, 8, 9, 2 and 2. Total: 173. Successes: 24.
<Dex> $15d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 1, 2, 7, 5, 1, 9, 5, 8, 1, 6, 3, 6, 3 and 9. Total: 74. Successes: 9.
<DM> *Ghini2 does the same, this time aimed at Hal!
<DM> $30d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 8, 10, 7, 3, 7, 2, 10, 9, 6, 8, 7, 4, 6, 8, 6, 4, 9, 7, 1, 4, 7, 10, 9, 5, 10, 4, 7, 5 and 7. Total: 198. Successes: 27.
<Hal> $24d10
<Navi> Hal: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 2, 4, 6, 9, 6, 2, 10, 6, 1, 6, 3, 7, 9, 9, 5, 4, 3, 4, 10, 3, 8, 7 and 2. Total: 132. Successes: 16.
<Darte> RIP team
* Hal takes the hit, but Blocks the EFFECT
<DM> noice
<DM> *It does remove the thorns though.
<DM> Ghini1: 5h, 7m
<DM> 5h, 10m
<DM> err
<Darte> Basically 0-damage hit :(
<Hal> 18h 6m | +2 Armor
<DM> Ghini2: 5h, 10m
* DM makes a ruling - thorns can only be removed if at least 1 damage is caused, so... keep yer thorns.
<Darte> :)
<Hal> 18h 6m | Thorns | +2 Armor
<DM> *Ghini2 casts Infinite Chance on itself
<DM> *Ghini makes a Shady pact with the devil (^_^) and allows the target to reroll all of their rolls once.
<DM> *Your cat teammate still hangs on the wall.
<DM> *Darte, I believe you haven't attacked yet.
* Darte prepares to leap at Ghini1.
<DM> *IronKnuckle grabs its massive axe and goes for an attack on Hal!
<DM> oh wait, that's not how it works
<DM> *Iron Knuckle uses its massive Goliath Axe and swings for a wide cleave attack, hitting all enemies! Main target takes +10 Damage, everyone else takes Half Damage
<Hal> $14d10
<Navi> Hal: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 1, 2, 9, 7, 6, 5, 3, 8, 9, 8, 6, 4 and 10. Total: 84. Successes: 11.
<DM> *This'll miss Anyastasia cause she's conveniently on the wall.
<DM> (Roll Power)
<DM> $30d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 9, 1, 1, 2, 8, 9, 1, 2, 2, 3, 6, 2, 6, 3, 8, 8, 8, 8, 9, 7, 5, 5, 2, 7, 3, 10, 5, 9 and 4. Total: 159. Successes: 19.
<Dex> $15d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 4, 3, 5, 4, 5, 2, 3, 5, 3, 4, 8, 9, 6 and 4. Total: 69. Successes: 6.
<Hal> (nope)
<Hal> (oh wait it did)
<Hal> 19-11+10-13 = 5 Damage
<Darte> $13d10
<Navi> Darte: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 3, 2, 9, 10, 10, 5, 5, 5, 7, 1, 7 and 6. Total: 71. Successes: 11.
<Dex> $2d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6 and 5. Total: 11. Successes: 2.
<DM> *IronKnuckle, meanwhile, feels the pain of Thorns!
<DM> 8 + 10 = 18 - 6 = 12 damage back to IronKnuckle!
<Darte> 13h 6m | Crouching Salmon, Leaping Marlin
<DM> ...... oops
* Hal invokes the Power of DELAYED and it's next attack won't occur until the next round
<Dex> 10h 4m
<Hal> *round after
<DM> yeah, but I think the round is ending right here, so next round it just can't attack
<DM> that fine?
<Hal> (Yes)
<Hal> 13h 6m | +2 Armor
<DM> 26h | Gets an extra reroll on all rolls | Delayed
<DM> *Both Ghinis use Max Regen as reactions before the round ends.
* Dex runs up and tries to EYEGOUGE the Iron Knuckle. Roll Courage
<DM> Ghini1: 10h, 10m
<DM> Ghini2: 10h, 10m | Gets an extra reroll on all rolls
<DM> *Annnd yeah, now it's round 2.
<Dex> $23d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 10, 8, 2, 4, 2, 6, 5, 4, 1, 8, 8, 9, 6, 3, 2, 7, 5, 3, 5, 5, 3 and 10. Total: 125. Successes: 16.
* Hal prohibits that, as they already have used their support actions on Round 1. That happens on Round 2
<DM> (Hal, it's a reaction, not a support action)
<DM> $16d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 7, 6, 10, 3, 2, 5, 8, 1, 4, 6, 2, 8, 7, 7 and 2. Total: 87. Successes: 11.
<Hal> (But I thought they needed support actions to use reactions)
<DM> (nope.avi)
<DM> *The Extra Plating on Iron Knuckle falls off!
<DM> *IronKnuckle is now unarmored!
<DM> IronKnuckle: 21h | Gets an extra reroll on all rolls | -3 Dice | Delayed
* Hal casts Block on himself
* Darte 's springs have wound taut enough, and he launches into a flurry of slashes at Ghini1 with Brotherhood.
* Hal then fires a PSI Quake at Iron Knuckle
<Darte> Roll your Courage +12 dice vs. targets' Courage dice
<Darte> Damage: +0
<Darte> EFFECT: If it hits, you identify the enemy’s movements; causing you and your allies to gain 5 Dice when attacking and defending against that target.
<Darte> (+ 5 successes on attack from Leap Attack)
<Hal>     EFFECT: This bypasses Cover.
<Hal>     Roll your Wisdom +3 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
<Hal>         Damage: +2
<DM> *IronKnuckle, courtesies of Status Immunity, somehow grows his eye back and is no longer blind and no longer has -3 Dice. However, it still can't attack this round.
<Hal> $23d10
<Navi> Hal: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 7, 9, 9, 6, 5, 1, 7, 1, 6, 10, 6, 1, 2, 5, 10, 8, 1, 9, 1, 2, 4 and 9. Total: 120. Successes: 16.
<DM> *IronKnuckle is also no longer covering Ghini1.
<DM> $5d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 8, 4, 4 and 5. Total: 23. Successes: 2.
<Hal> 16-2+2-2 = 14 Damage
<DM> +5
<DM> 19 damage
<Dex> $9d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 10, 6, 2, 7, 5, 10, 2 and 9. Total: 52. Successes: 8.
<Darte> $47d10
<Navi> Darte: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 9, 9, 6, 8, 5, 7, 9, 10, 6, 7, 10, 4, 8, 2, 8, 6, 3, 5, 10, 6, 10, 10, 6, 6, 2, 3, 10, 1, 5, 9, 1, 3, 8, 7, 10, 2, 3, 9, 1, 8, 6, 1, 2, 3, 2 and 9. Total: 276. Successes: 38.
<Darte> (v. Courage)
<DM> oh wait I misread, yeah 14 damage from Hal
<Hal> 13h 1m | +4 Armor
<DM> *Iron Knuckle halves the damage with Guard back from Hal's attack.
<DM> $35d10 vs. Darte's attack
<Navi> DM: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 5, 4, 8, 1, 3, 8, 7, 8, 9, 9, 8, 10, 3, 6, 10, 6, 4, 7, 6, 5, 9, 5, 6, 7, 10, 6, 8, 2, 7, 7, 10, 1, 10 and 8. Total: 232. Successes: 33.
<Hal> (anyone able to reroll Darte?)
<Hal> (Or Ghini)
<DM> whoops
<DM> hang on
<Darte> 38 + 5 = 43
<Darte> 43 - 33 = 10
<Darte> 10 x 1.5 = 15
<Hal> (Oh)
<DM> yeah, sorry that should vs. Ghini1, rerolling that
<DM> *Ghini uses Nether Phase, allowing it to defend against this attack with Wisdom!
<DM> $30d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 3, 5, 8, 1, 4, 6, 8, 3, 9, 4, 3, 4, 7, 9, 10, 2, 7, 4, 7, 4, 3, 2, 1, 4, 9, 8, 4, 9 and 8. Total: 158. Successes: 15.
<DM> pfffffft
<DM> WHELP
<Darte> (Leap attack: + 5 success, x 1.5 difference in successes if attack succeeds)
<Darte> Wait I gotta calculate that out
<DM> *Yeah, Ghini1 is just straight up one-shotted, not even getting the chance to Max Regen itself back to full health.
<Darte> 32 damage, your play
<Darte> 13h 6m | Fried Tilapia
* Hal looks at Anyastasia, hoping she is ready
<DM> *Ghini2 goes for a Phase Out on Dex!
<DM> *Ghini rips a target from the physical plane of existence! On-hit, if any of their stats are at 0, the target instantly dies and cannot be revived.
<DM> (Roll Wisdom!
<DM> $30d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 10, 10, 6, 8, 10, 9, 3, 8, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 9, 2, 5, 10, 8, 8, 7, 2, 10, 9, 3, 4, 7, 10, 8 and 6. Total: 185. Successes: 26.
<Dex> $15d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 8, 6, 6, 4, 3, 6, 2, 5, 4, 3, 6, 5, 6 and 1. Total: 72. Successes: 9.
<DM> *Dex just stops existing.
<DM> 10h, 7m | Gets an extra reroll on all rolls
<DM> err
<DM> Ghini2: 10h, 7m | Gets an extra reroll on all rolls
<DM> *Annnd that's it for this round, onto round 3!
<DM> *IronKnuckle can attack again, YAY!
<DM> *It aims at Hal.
* Hal hurls a PSI QUake at Iron Knuckle first
<DM> *Iron Knuckle quickly runs by the target and does a quick, powerful slash from Goliath! Deals +5 Damage, and if it kills the target, Fury Strike someone else
<DM> OH BOY, IT'S A SIMULTANEOUS
<Hal> $23d10
<Navi> Hal: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 7, 5, 3, 5, 3, 10, 6, 2, 8, 8, 6, 4, 8, 3, 10, 4, 1, 5, 10, 4, 7 and 6. Total: 129. Successes: 17.
<DM> okay, so Hal, we'll handle the rolls for yours first, and then handle the rolls for Iron Knuckle regardless of the results
<Anyastasia> 15h, 6m | Punch and Kick deal -5 Damage instead of half. (Fighter Spirit)
<DM> $5d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 2, 9, 9 and 8. Total: 34. Successes: 4.
<DM> *Annnd now Fury Strike rolls, go!
<Hal> 17-4+2-2 = 13 Damage
<DM> (Roll Courage to defend)
<Hal> $19d10
<Navi> Hal: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 4, 9, 7, 1, 3, 10, 5, 5, 9, 1, 7, 6, 9, 2, 10, 6, 5 and 9. Total: 112. Successes: 15.
<DM> $40d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 6, 3, 9, 9, 10, 4, 5, 2, 3, 3, 9, 6, 7, 8, 3, 8, 10, 2, 2, 5, 10, 3, 2, 6, 1, 4, 5, 6, 9, 4, 5, 4, 7, 3, 3, 6, 7, 7 and 8. Total: 223. Successes: 27.
<DM> *IronKnuckle rerolls self.
<DM> $40d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 10, 7, 6, 7, 4, 8, 4, 4, 9, 5, 8, 9, 8, 10, 4, 8, 3, 9, 3, 1, 2, 7, 4, 9, 10, 6, 4, 7, 3, 2, 7, 2, 8, 2, 9, 1, 9, 2 and 4. Total: 235. Successes: 27.
<DM> LOL
<DM> *IT'S THE ORITHANATOR CURSE!
<Darte> (Should've named it Furry Strike)
<Hal> 27-15+5-15 = 2 Damage
<DM> *Okay, so IronKnuckle gets hit by the PSI Quake in the middle of his dash attack, dying, but his body still flies through the air as his sword nicks Hal and barely scratches him.
<Hal> 11h 0m | +6 Armor
<DM> *Ghini2 is all that's left. It decides to go fer Hal..... WITH A PHASE STRIKE, YO!
<DM> *Ghini phases through the target, dealing full Neutral Damage.
<DM> $30d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 7, 2, 6, 4, 1, 9, 1, 4, 8, 3, 5, 10, 10, 9, 8, 10, 5, 2, 7, 7, 3, 3, 9, 10, 4, 7, 1, 2 and 8. Total: 173. Successes: 22.
<DM> (IT'S THE ONLY THING CAPABLE OF KILLING ORITHAN)
<Hal> $24d10
<Navi> Hal: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 9, 5, 6, 5, 8, 7, 4, 8, 10, 1, 1, 5, 1, 1, 3, 8, 1, 7, 9, 7, 4, 2 and 10. Total: 127. Successes: 17.
<DM> hmmm
<DM> *Ghini rerolls self!
<DM> $30d10
* Anyastasia readies for a leap attack (how long until it activates again)
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 1, 3, 9, 2, 5, 7, 6, 4, 1, 1, 8, 8, 8, 2, 6, 8, 2, 7, 2, 2, 8, 4, 10, 9, 1, 8, 5, 4 and 9. Total: 152. Successes: 17.
<DM> LOL
<DM> ROLLOFF
<DM> $30d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 6, 10, 7, 4, 1, 2, 10, 7, 5, 10, 8, 3, 8, 5, 4, 4, 2, 6, 1, 3, 8, 9, 7, 7, 7, 7, 4, 1 and 1. Total: 161. Successes: 20.
<Hal> $24d10
<Navi> Hal: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 5, 6, 3, 2, 9, 4, 3, 9, 10, 7, 8, 7, 10, 6, 1, 3, 10, 2, 8, 10, 5, 5 and 8. Total: 144. Successes: 20.
<DM> ROLLOFF 2
<DM> $30d10
<Hal> $24d10
<Navi> Hal: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 2, 4, 8, 6, 5, 8, 8, 10, 4, 1, 1, 2, 4, 4, 10, 3, 10, 8, 9, 10, 4, 10 and 2. Total: 134. Successes: 17.
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 2, 10, 2, 6, 5, 10, 7, 6, 4, 4, 1, 9, 2, 9, 8, 5, 9, 9, 7, 2, 2, 7, 5, 2, 5, 4, 1, 8 and 3. Total: 157. Successes: 19.
<DM> *In the end, Ghini2 ends up dealing 2 damage with its OP attack.
* Hal is barely nicked by the Ghini, taking only 2 damage
<Hal> 9h 0m | +6 Armor
<Dex> AVENGE MY STUPID DEATH FISHSTICKS
* Darte goes for a simpler slash with the other Ghini, attempting to give up the ghost.
<DM> (uhhh you've been up there this whole time, let's say you're already ready, go for it)
<Darte> (Roll Courage)
<Hal> Glad I brought potions.
<Darte> $47d10
<Navi> Darte: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 10, 5, 2, 2, 10, 6, 2, 7, 2, 5, 10, 3, 3, 2, 1, 1, 7, 10, 9, 4, 2, 1, 10, 6, 2, 4, 9, 3, 2, 2, 5, 1, 6, 6, 3, 6, 2, 4, 2, 4, 9, 2, 6, 2, 4 and 7. Total: 214. Successes: 25.
<DM> *Ghini2 runs a max regen on self so that it can Nether Phase this.
<DM> *Ghini uses Nether Phase, allowing it to defend against this attack with Wisdom!
<DM> $30d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 10, 6, 1, 3, 7, 1, 3, 3, 2, 7, 2, 4, 8, 3, 8, 9, 9, 4, 2, 5, 6, 6, 6, 9, 4, 8, 4, 5 and 1. Total: 148. Successes: 16.
<DM> *Annnd Ghini lives with 1 health.
<DM> (Technically, Anyastasia can still leap attack before the round is over.
<DM> Ghini: 1h, 5m | Gets an extra reroll on all rolls
* Anyastasia jumps off of the wall, and attempts to dropkick onto the Ghini
<DM> DIVE KICKU!
<DM> *Annnd Nether Phase attempt 2, if it takes any damage, it's ded.
<Anyastasia> $30d10
<Navi> Anyastasia: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 7, 1, 6, 7, 4, 2, 7, 7, 4, 8, 3, 5, 2, 1, 8, 10, 9, 7, 4, 1, 1, 9, 6, 7, 8, 9, 5, 2 and 4. Total: 164. Successes: 20.
<DM> $30d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 1, 10, 6, 7, 6, 10, 8, 3, 7, 2, 1, 10, 7, 2, 10, 4, 2, 9, 1, 5, 9, 1, 4, 4, 8, 1, 3, 2 and 2. Total: 151. Successes: 19.
<DM> OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
<Anyastasia> ((Kick damage is -5 instead of half))
<DM> *Anyastasia, your patience has paid off. With a final dive-kicku, you kick Ghini2 in the face, providing it a boot to the head. Courtesies of extra physics, that's +5 damage, plus leap attack's shenanigans.
* Anyastasia somehow manages to land her high-heels into the Ghini
<DM> *Ghini2 explodes into nothingness.
<DM> *Dex is now auto-revived courtesies of end-of-the-battle, up at 1 heart.
<Dex> HURRAY
<Hal> Sooo. Who is accounted for
<Hal> (Also, what happened to rupee and item drops?)
<DM> (meh, everyone's already got a ton of rupees, I'll handle something else)
<DM> $30d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 7, 3, 6, 3, 9, 2, 3, 7, 4, 9, 8, 5, 8, 5, 7, 7, 8, 8, 6, 9, 3, 4, 9, 7, 8, 6, 7, 1 and 8. Total: 184. Successes: 22.
<DM> oh wow it would've li- nah
<DM> *Dex, you find your Iron Knuckle eye is actually a Gerudo eye!
<Hal> o.o
<DM> *With the deaths of said enemies, a magic lamp drops, but... it's not quite.... normal.
<DM> *Its a magic lamp... with a dark flame that's actually casting shadows on everything around it.
<Darte> * x.o
<Dex> Eyes are eyes.
<Anyastasia> Eh, that's nyathing special.
<Hal> So who should carry the magic lamp.
<DM> *The torches are still unlit and the door is still sealed.
* Hal wonders wherever rubbing it would produce a genie
<DM> *Anyone can use the Magic Lamp, it's not tied to any affinities.
<Dex> Good to know.
* Anyastasia naturally has Shadow affinity, so *shrug*
<Hal> Shall I take the lamp
* Hal picks up the Magic Lamp
<DM> *'ey, if'n yew folks don't, oi will.
<Dex> I could use a pick me up.
* Darte blinks at the lamp.  "Don't go cooking food with it.  Do these torches have any sort of symbolism nearby? Looks like freakish Sheikah stuff."
<DM> *It's actually not a Sheikah lamp.
<Hal> I wouldn't cook food with the lamp.
<Dex> I would.
* Dex whips out marshmellows.
* Anyastasia whips out dead fish she caught back at a random river so she can cook it to eat it
<DM> *Courtesies of your lack of marshmellows, you find yourself roasting something that tastes like a marshmellow instead. Oh hey, it's a Blue Lynel eye!
<DM> *Annnd it's kept on his necklace afterall.
<DM> *or not, gotta check one out
<DM> *dangit voicechat shenanigans
<DM> *The dead fish is roasted by the black flames to a perfectly charred black. Smells tasty though!
<DM> *The blue lynel eye transforms.... into a BLACK LYNEL EYE! Eat it.... or keep it?
* Hal consumes the two Recovery Hearts he has
<Hal> 17h 0m
<Dex> mmmmm... Black lynel eye!
<DM> *Annnd the way forward...... is still blocked.
* Dex eats the eye.
<DM> *Dex, you eat the eye! It tastes like the tastiest marshmellow you've ever had! ...... you also noticed nothing different.
* Anyastasia rips out a small piece of the roasted black fish, and stashes it in somewhere
<Hal> Does anyone have Magic recovery abilities.
<Dex> Not me.
* Darte glares at Anya's breach of etiquette.  No eating racially sensitive foods.
<Hal> Before we move onwards
<DM> *Hal, the magic lamp you're carrying has begun to spread its shadows on you. Might wanna use it or stash it fast.
* Hal lights up the torches
<DM> *As you light each torch with black flames, the room gets increasingly darker.
* Hal then stashes it away.
* Anyastasia is a cat, she doesn't care about racially sensitive food as long as it is edible.
<DM> *With all four torches lit, the door to the next room is unsealed, but the room is almost pitch black. You can all just barely see the way. Dex, on the other hand, you can see perfectly fine.
* Hal bears a Magic Candle, illuminating the way a little.
<Dex> Darte vision!
<DM> *Your Magic Candle doesn't do jack crap. The flame does absolutely nothing and is just puffed out by the darkness.
<DM> *Darte, you're now magically attached to Dex.
* Hal puts the Magic Candle away
* Darte is your backpack while you run.
* DM high-fives Darte.
<DM> RUN
<DM> RUN
<DM> RUN AND JUMP
<DM> HE CAN BE YOUR BACKPACK WHILE YOU RUN
* Anyastasia wonders why she doesn't have catvision
<DM> (meh, you can climb on walls)
* Hal does not understand the Dex shenanigans
<DM> *Okee dokey, do ye folks continue onwards?
* Anyastasia follows the rest of the partu.
<Dex> Yes
* Darte has no choice! He is strapped in place.
* Hal plays the Ocarina for a little bit, hoping to restore some Magic.
<DM> *Alrighty, you continue onwards and end up in a room that's practically identical to the previous room, except... there's now 4 unlit torches, AND a button on the ceiling. The door to the next room is sealed, and the door behind you seals as well.
<DM> *Also, it's light in the room. Again.
<DM> *In the middle of the room appears to be a small, hooded figure... carrying a little lamp.
<DM> *You can see two little yellow eyes poking out from under its hood.
* Hal puts away his Ocarina and rearms himself
<DM> *As it turns to face you, it also appears to be carrying a little knife.
* Hal drinks a Green Potion.
<Hal> 17h 7m | Oh god no not this guy
<DM> *It looks you all over... then looks directly at Darte, flames of revenge burning in its eyes.
* Anyastasia goes into battle stance - cat style
<Dex> HEEEEY ITS THIS GUY!
<Dex> I know this guy.
<DM> *Darte, you suddenly have a memory flash of negating several very high attack enemies with a very broken attack.
<Dex> What's up man!
<DM> *In fact, it appears to be an enemy of the same kind.
<DM> *The little creature ignores Dex entirely.
* Darte cranes his neck.  "What? Who do you know? What is it? WHAT IS IT?"
<Hal> Yes, it's a freaking Tonberry
<DM> [Tonberry]: I want.... your SOUL!
<DM> stats - https://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-1127-post-2615.html#pid2615
<Kefka> ZURPG: Bob Goes On An Advencha!
* Darte gives a high-pitched scream.
<DM> *It's not just a Tonberry. It's TONBERRY REMASTERED.
<DM> *Dex, you might wanna unmount Darte from your back, unless you like getting one-shotted. Again.
* Dex lets Darte down.
<DM> (Anyone wanna roll for bonus turns?
<Dex> I ate the cake you were saving when you told me not to.
<Hal> $1d10
<Navi> Hal: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 9. Successes: 1.
<Dex> $1d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 7. Successes: 1.
<Darte> $1d10
<Navi> Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 4. Successes: 0.
* Anyastasia climbs up a wall and just waits a bit
<DM> *No bonus turns. Round 1, starto!
<DM> Tonberry: 99,999h
* Darte fumbles a Splash Green Potion, restoring 4 Magic to all.
<Darte> 13h 10m | Flying Fishwings
<DM> *Tonberry moves ever closer to you...
<Darte> (Does that count as a supporting move?)
<DM> (yep)
<DM> (while there's no hard time limit, just note that even with inactivity, it'll keep moving closer)
* Darte prepares another leap attack, biding his time for the right moment...
<Hal> I don't think we should try to kill this.
* Darte looks to Hal.  "Run?"
* Dex uses his Mini Ballista to shoot Blade Arrows at the Tonberry.
<Hal> No, the Tonberry looks to be tied with this room
<Dex> Roll Courage.
<DM> *Tonberry cannot roll to defend.
<Hal> Maybe if we light up the torches.
<Dex> $15d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 3, 6, 10, 4, 9, 6, 8, 7, 4, 2, 4, 8, 9 and 1. Total: 82. Successes: 9.
<Dex> $6d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 6, 6, 4, 9 and 10. Total: 41. Successes: 6.
<DM> *Dex, your arrow.... passes right through Tonberry. However, the Tonberry appears to be slightly see-through now.
<DM> *Man, what was in that Black Lynel eye?
<DM> .................
<DM> *Dex.......... I don't know how
<DM> .........
<DM> *Dex, you have a copy of its knife for this battle.
<DM> *Tonberry moves yet even more ever closer to you...
<Dex> Nice knife.
<Darte> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkLvpt9Z3fA
<Kefka> YouTube: [HD] The Protomen - Act II - Light Up The Night - Views: 1,013,436 - Length: 4:05 - Uploaded: 2010-07-12 - User: Light Up The Night - Likes: 6,700 - Dislikes: 94
* Hal runs to one of the torches and lights it with the Magic Lamp
<DM> *It lights u- wait, light lamp or dark lamp?
<Hal> (Dark lamp
* Darte looks to Dex.  "Cough it up."
<Dex> Fyi. I used my Imitation Staff to copy the tonberry's knife.
<DM> *It lights up with darkness! The room dims down a bit... and Tonberry seems to just teleport forward.
<DM> *TONBERRY IS VERY MUCH EVER EVEN MORE CLOSER TO YOU...
<DM> *Tonberry is now point-blank to Darte.
<DM> *Tonberry uses ULTIMATUM on Darte!
<DM> *TONBERRY SAYS HI. HE GIVES YOU A HAMBURGER. YOU EAT THE HAMBURGER, SPECIAL SAUCE FLYING FROM YOUR LIPS. YOU DIE AND ARE REBORN AS AN OCELOT, UNDER THE CONTROL OF TONBERRY. A LIBRARY IN PHOENIX CEASES TO EXIST. I AM THE SONG THAT GIVES BIRTH TO THE UNIVERSE.
<Darte> :'(
<DM> $9999d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 9,999 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 55,127. Successes: 7,023.
<Darte> a vaporidzo
<DM> *Darte, you are vaporized into the eternal abyss of absolute nothingness as you experience cuil theory for the remainder of this battle.
<DM> *Tonberry suddenly teleports forward towards Dex.
<DM> *Tonberry moves ever closer to you...
<DM> *It would appear the darkness has an effect on enemies...
* Dex attacks Tonberry with the Tonberry Knife.
<DM> *Round 2!
<DM> *Tonberry cannot defend!
<Dex> $9999d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 9,999 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 54,676. Successes: 6,945.
* Darte experiences the abomination that is fish burger
* Hal then continues to light up the next torch in sequence.
<Hal> *using Magic Lamp
<DM> *..... via the power of something that I forgot about, Dex manages to one-shot a 99,999 Hearts Tonbery that should've been impossible to be killed. The universe spontaneously explodes for a split second, but a picture of a raccoon rests on the floor, annnd Dex, I give you 3 stat points for that work of beauty.
<DM> *Next torch is lit with darkness, as per usual.
<DM> *Yeah, the room just gives up, the next door opens.
<DM> *Dex broke the game. Again.
<Dex> DARTE HAS BEEN AVENGED
* Darte gives a mustard-y thumbs-up
<DM> *Darte is revived, though he's now half-hamburger.
<Darte> "Welcome to the Tonberry-breaking club, bro"
* Anyastasia walks over to the dead Darte, and hands him the piece of small burnt fish she ripped off
* Darte cries mayonnaise tears.
<Dex> Woulda joined sooner but this was my first time seeing one.
<DM> *Anyastasia causes a temporal paradox, allowing Darte to revive to full hearts but now smells of burnt fish. Charcoal'd thar.
* Anyastasia still has the other 99% of the burnt fish
* Hal brings up his Ocarina and plays a song.
<Darte> 15h 10m | Burger Recovery Mode
<DM> (hey ash, whatcha playi- I mean hal?
* Dex is going to really miss that knife.
* DM double-checks to make sure Dex's knife is gone and yyyyyep it's gone.
<Hal> (Animal Village)
<DM> (ah)
<Dex> I miss that knife.
<DM> (..... figures)
<Dex> A lot.
<DM> *So, onwards to next room?
* Dex kicks down the door. "What up bitches? I just 2 shot a TONBERRY!"
<DM> *Dex, you kick down the door to find an old man, now yammering at ye.
* Hal puts the Ocarina away from his mouth
<Hal> Hey guys, there is a button up there.
<DM> [Old Man]: HEY, THAT'S MAH DOOR YOU JUST RUINED! THAT COST A FORTUNE!
* Hal points to the ceiling.
<DM> *Dex, suddenly..... 3000 of your rupees is transferred from you..... to the old man.
* Darte snickers in amusement
<SubconsciousEye> ((OLD MAN CONFIRMED TRUE FINAL BOSS))
<DM> (YUS)
<DM> [Old Man]: Ah, that's better, yes!
<Dex> Is that any way to treat a guy who just killed a tonberry with its own weapon?
<Hal> (Is he in a scarlet robe?)
<DM> [Old Man]: A what?
<DM> (nope.avi)
<DM> (wait
<DM> (yes)
<DM> [Old Man]: I'm just here to give ye all info or somefin'.
<Dex> A tonberry? I dunno but my friends were terrified of it.
<DM> [Old Man]: It's the fourth piece of the puzzle. A left arrow!
* Hal seems to recongise the old man from somewhere, but can't recall who he is or where he recongises him from.
<Dex> Wait, you live here?
<DM> [Old Man]: Well of course I do, don't all old men live in dungeons?
<Anyastasia> Are you sure you are an old myan?
<Dex> Nope. But since you took 3000 rupees from me maybe you should consider a nice condo somewhere.
<DM> [Old Man]: You dolt, I'm no Mayan, I'm a Man! ..... wait what's a mayan
<DM> [Old Man]: Well, with your 3000 rupees... I guess I shall.
<DM> [Old Man]: Well then, I'll be off on my way now! Not sure what the full puzzle means though... I hear there's 6 pieces to it.
<DM> *Old Man looks at Dex.
* Dex looks at Old Man.
<DM> [Old Man]: You know, you were a kind fella. Here, I won't be that mean.
<DM> *Old Man flicks back.... 1 rupee at you.
<DM> [Old Man]: Every rupee counts!
* Darte eyes the rupee.  "How big is it?"
<DM> *Old Man starts walking back the way you guys came from.
<Dex> I dunno? It's rainbow coloured though.
<DM> *Just outta curiosity, do ye guys have the first three puzzle pieces?
<DM> *Hopefully it's nothing important...
<Hal> Hmmm
<Hal> I recall seeing a an arrow pointing to the Right and a big triangle
<Dex> And that button.
<DM> *The Old Man is now outta there.
<DM> *The room back to the button is still open, not sealed.
<Hal> There is also a button.
<Darte> "Can we touch it?"
<Dex> Don't forget that button I cunningly noticed.
<DM> *Sure, you can touch the button...... if you can reach a ceiling that's 50 feet up.
<Hal> Do we have anything that can shoot that high?
* Dex ponders if he can throw Darte up that high.
<Darte>  ;_;
* Hal facepalms
<DM> *Ye know folks, if'n OI was thar, oi'd just hookershot it! Fitty feet 'zactly!
* Darte is a fatty burger, no throw.
<DM> *Dex, roll Power. Darte, roll Courage.
<Hal> (You can hookshot up, but what about going down?
<DM> oh, it's a thought
<DM> nvm
* Hal plays the Song of Soaring
<DM> *You would need 40 combined successes.
* Hal suddenly grows wings and flies up to press the button and then flies back down
<DM> *Annnd Hal subverts you folks.
* Hal lands back on ground and sheds these wings
<DM> *The button is pressed, you hear a quick melody, annnd you see a shape appear on the ground. It's a triangle pointing up, just like the second symbol, but a little bit flatter.
<Hal> 17h 8m
<Hal> Song of Soaring
<Hal>     SELL VALUE: 200 Rupees
<Hal>     RESTRICTION: Unless you use Overpower Song, you can not play a Song if there is already another Song being played by someone else.
<Hal>     REQUIREMENTS: A musical instrument, 10 Courage and 15 Wisdom
<Hal>     COST: 3 Magic to maintain at the start of each round.
<Hal>     DESCRIPTION: A light, fast-paced tune that, when played, gives you a pair of Magic wings that give you the ability to fly for a short period of time.
<Hal>         Attack Dice & Defense Dice: +5
<Hal>         EFFECT 1: If you get hit by an attack during flight, you fall down, possibly taking Fall Damage .
* Darte wonders if we'll be playing Dance Dance Evolution.
<Hal>         EFFECT 2: When out of combat, the standard Magic cost doesn't apply and you expend 1 Magic for every 30 feet you travel.
<Hal>         DURATRION: Until you are hit by an attack, run out of Magic or cancelled at any time for no action cost.
* Darte looks to Hal.  "Next time, just chug a Red Bull."
<Hal> Do these even exist?
<Dex> yes
<DM> *According to the laws of Phydex, they do.
<DM> *Phydex, aka Dex flavored physics.
* Hal is AFK, autofollo
* Anyastasia would personally drink Meowntain Dew
* DM keeps tallying up the pun damage to apply to Anyastasia or whatever character ATE still is later.
<DM> (hmm, session is 2 hours in, but I have nothing planned unless Kirran is here.)
<Anyastasia> Anynyan got nyew ideas?
<DM> if I were to continue thursday night, would that work fer ya guys?
<DM> fyi I'd be able to start one a little sooner
* Dex tapdances for hearts.
* DM gives Dex a heart back.
<Darte> Not a clue
<Darte> I'll play it by ear
* Anyastasia suddenly takes a lot of pun damage
<DM> yeah, I'mma go ahead and cut session off now, don't think we can fit much more in without going overtime, plus it'd effectively be just a battle
<Anyastasia> 1h, 6m
<DM> -=SESSION END=-