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- >Twilight put her hoof in front of her mouth and shushed desperately. "Look, look! I know, it's messed up, but keep your voice down!"
- "Yeah, this is between her, her immediate family, and the janitors. Like most aspects of her life."
- >"I know how you must feel--"
- "What I'm saying is you fuck your brother."
- >She grit her teeth. "Okay, ha-ha, I'll run with that, just don't tell anyone about this!"
- >He snarled in response, your teeth shifting to changeling fangs. "Why should I listen to you?!"
- >She started to open her mouth, and you raise your hoof
- "No, Twilight. Think about it."
- >Her eyes slowly shrunk. "Shit. There is no reason." She hung her head. "Yeah we messed up. I just don't want my brother to go to banishment-prison."
- "You never even explained how he got here, you know. You just admitted to murdering him."
- >"Um, well, when the changelings were reduced to dust, I, I thought it would be useful to keep the ashes in case we found a way to bring you back..."
- >Chungus sighed. "And then what did you do?"
- "Oh god. Twilight, no. Don't fucking tell me. Don't you fucking dare tell me what you're about to tell me."
- >"Shut up, Anon! Twilight, what did you do?!"
- >She shrunk. "After all those years I gave up hope, and I used the ashes as an alchemical component to stop Anon from passing once he found that which he lacked in life."
- "You shit the bed on this one, D'wight. You shit every bed in a twenty-five mile radius. Holy fuck. I'm telling Dash."
- >You circle around yourself a few times, before pushing open the door and starting to walk back out
- >A telekinetic tug on your tail stopped you, and pulled you back in. "Don't you dare tell Rainbow Dash! She'll never forgive me!"
- >Chungus picked at your mind, invading each of your senses. "What the hell happened?!"
- "Let's just say, your brother Gunchus 'passed on' in a completely different way after about 6 hours of transcendence."
- >"What?"
- "Don't think about it. Don't ever think about it again."
- >Twilight placed a hoof on your shoulder. "Somehow, being in Anon's body got you resurrected. Somehow, you got overcharged on love and brought back."
- "Yeah I have no idea how that happened."
- >She silently cast her gaze aimlessly around the room.
- >"Oh!" Chungus started, "It must have been Fluttershut your fucking mouth Chungus."
- >You shook your head, moving your jaw from side to side. Nearly dislocated there.
- >Twilight tilted her head. "What?"
- "You murdered innocent peaceful creatures."
- >Her eye twitched. "I didn't have any part in casting that spell! And they were trying to enslave all of us!"
- "Oh. Right. Chungus, the fuck, man?"
- >"We starving to death!"
- "You could have literally just asked for acceptance into pony society. The princess of Love was RIGHT THERE."
- >
- >"Holy shit why didn't we think of that?"
- "I think we all learned a valuable lesson here."
- >"What, Anon?" They both asked.
- "Cartoons are bullshit. Both of you are bullshit."
- >"I'll agree," Chungus nodded. "I don't know exactly what you said, but I agree."
- >Twilight coughed. "So uh, you're not going to persue legal action, right?"
- >"Oh, no. I'm still going to sue the shit out of you and the other princesses."
- >She hung her head, and he sighed. "You still need to get me my own body, though."
- >"Yeah, I guess I do. Alright, it'll be ready soon."
- >Wordlessly, Chungus stormed out of the room, telekinetically slamming the door behind him.
- >Spike walked up and patted him on the shoulder. "Aw, come on. What's wrong? It can't be that bad."
- >"I just found out my siblings and I got squished to death."
- >"Oh." Spike deflated. "Yeah that's pretty bad. That is the correct amount of bad for your behaviour." You left him behind, walking outside.
- 'Where are you going?'
- >'I'm hungry. We're going to Fluttershy's place.'
- 'Don't get used to it. I'm not going to deal with this cucky shit when we're separate.'
- >Mere seconds after walking into the cottage, you were bowled to the ground in a desperate hug
- >"Oh Anon! I'm so sorry I acted like that! I let my fears get control of me, I promise I won't leave you again! Are you okay? Where did you sleep? Are you hungry?"
- >"Well, I'm already full actually."
- "I'm fine, Flutters, thank you. Lyra and Bonbon were nice enough to give me a place to sleep when Twilight kicked me the fuck out."
- >Her face became tinted red and her eyes narrowed. "Why would Twilight kick you out when you had nowhere else to stay?"
- "She also is involved in a mass murder denial scheme."
- >Chungus nodded. "Yep. Her brother and the false god Cadence killed me during the Technicolor Wedding."
- >She stepped back, putting her hair back in place. "Um, what?"
- >You sat back and let Chungus explain the situation. Once he finished you rolled your eyes.
- "Come on, Chungus, it's not that bad."
- >"Oh yeah? How did you die?!" You look to the floor.
- "I was just 14."
- >Fluttershy's eyes widened and Chungus raised his hoof. "Hey..."
- "My parents built a very strange machine. Designed to view a world unseen."
- >You brought the hoof to your chest, over your heart.
- "When it didn't quite work, my folks, they just quit. Then I took a look inside of it. There was a great big flash, and everything just changed."
- >Chungus gulped. "Look, you don't have to talk about it if you don--"
- "My molecules got all re-aranged. When I first woke up, I realized I could walk through walls, disappear, and fly."
- >You breathed out.
- "All that was left was my leg. And I just stayed there for a minute. Looking at the leg. Touching the leg. Picking up leg."
- >You looked up to Fluttershy.
- "Pulling the leg."
- >"I don't understa--"
- "I'm pulling your leg."
- >
- >Fluttershy buried her face in your shoulder. "Anon, that wasn't nice at all...I missed you."
- >You chuckled and pat her back.
- "I missed you too. If you really want to know how I died, I'll tell the truth. You know bleach, that chemical you use to clean super dirty things?"
- >"Yeah?" Chungus responded
- "I drank it."
- >Fluttershy pulled back. "What?"
- "A lot of it. Like, a whole jug."
- >"Why?"
- "Then I threw myself out a fifth story window. For kicks. Bucket kicks, specifically."
- >Chungus blinked. "You actually killed yourself on purpose? That's not just a joke in terrible taste?"
- "The joke is funny because it's true."
- >Fluttershy's eyes started to sparkle as they grew wetter, and she shook her head. "You're still joking, right? You didn't actually..."
- >After a moment, you smile and nod.
- "Yeah, Flutters. Just a bad joke."
- >She smiles back and giggles, leaning into you.
- >'Why wouldn't you tell her?'
- 'Because I'm not a little bitch who pulls the victim card for sympathy feels.'
- >'Telling her would just be seeking help for a legitimate problem.'
- 'That's a funny way of saying "I'm a little bitch."'
- >He mentally rolled his eyes. 'You ponies are so weird.'
- 'Not a horse. I also don't want to make Fluttershy cry, because then I'd have to kill myself for the second time. What kind of fucking monster are you?'
- >'The kind that feeds on love, which can be gained via sympathy.'
- 'Oh.'
- >You stare off into space for a while, and Fluttershy stands up. "Oh! McGoo has been worried about you! I just managed to convince him to go play with the others."
- "Ahh! Shitface, that little scamp, I'll have to find him and give a hug."
- >She takes a deep breath and dabs at the corner of her eye. "I'm glad to have you back. I was so worried you would be cross with me."
- "I don't think I've ever been genuinely angry since I got here. At least, not since I met you."
- >You nuzzle her neck, and you feel heat rise to her face. "Thank you, Anon."
- >'Gaaaaay.'
- "Fuck you, Chungus. That's my line."
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