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Partial Possession Chungus Chapter 5

Aug 15th, 2015
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  1. >Twilight put her hoof in front of her mouth and shushed desperately. "Look, look! I know, it's messed up, but keep your voice down!"
  2. "Yeah, this is between her, her immediate family, and the janitors. Like most aspects of her life."
  3. >"I know how you must feel--"
  4. "What I'm saying is you fuck your brother."
  5. >She grit her teeth. "Okay, ha-ha, I'll run with that, just don't tell anyone about this!"
  6. >He snarled in response, your teeth shifting to changeling fangs. "Why should I listen to you?!"
  7. >She started to open her mouth, and you raise your hoof
  8. "No, Twilight. Think about it."
  9. >Her eyes slowly shrunk. "Shit. There is no reason." She hung her head. "Yeah we messed up. I just don't want my brother to go to banishment-prison."
  10. "You never even explained how he got here, you know. You just admitted to murdering him."
  11. >"Um, well, when the changelings were reduced to dust, I, I thought it would be useful to keep the ashes in case we found a way to bring you back..."
  12. >Chungus sighed. "And then what did you do?"
  13. "Oh god. Twilight, no. Don't fucking tell me. Don't you fucking dare tell me what you're about to tell me."
  14. >"Shut up, Anon! Twilight, what did you do?!"
  15. >She shrunk. "After all those years I gave up hope, and I used the ashes as an alchemical component to stop Anon from passing once he found that which he lacked in life."
  16. "You shit the bed on this one, D'wight. You shit every bed in a twenty-five mile radius. Holy fuck. I'm telling Dash."
  17. >You circle around yourself a few times, before pushing open the door and starting to walk back out
  18. >A telekinetic tug on your tail stopped you, and pulled you back in. "Don't you dare tell Rainbow Dash! She'll never forgive me!"
  19. >Chungus picked at your mind, invading each of your senses. "What the hell happened?!"
  20. "Let's just say, your brother Gunchus 'passed on' in a completely different way after about 6 hours of transcendence."
  21. >"What?"
  22. "Don't think about it. Don't ever think about it again."
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  27. >Twilight placed a hoof on your shoulder. "Somehow, being in Anon's body got you resurrected. Somehow, you got overcharged on love and brought back."
  28. "Yeah I have no idea how that happened."
  29. >She silently cast her gaze aimlessly around the room.
  30. >"Oh!" Chungus started, "It must have been Fluttershut your fucking mouth Chungus."
  31. >You shook your head, moving your jaw from side to side. Nearly dislocated there.
  32. >Twilight tilted her head. "What?"
  33. "You murdered innocent peaceful creatures."
  34. >Her eye twitched. "I didn't have any part in casting that spell! And they were trying to enslave all of us!"
  35. "Oh. Right. Chungus, the fuck, man?"
  36. >"We starving to death!"
  37. "You could have literally just asked for acceptance into pony society. The princess of Love was RIGHT THERE."
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  39. >"Holy shit why didn't we think of that?"
  40. "I think we all learned a valuable lesson here."
  41. >"What, Anon?" They both asked.
  42. "Cartoons are bullshit. Both of you are bullshit."
  43. >"I'll agree," Chungus nodded. "I don't know exactly what you said, but I agree."
  44. >Twilight coughed. "So uh, you're not going to persue legal action, right?"
  45. >"Oh, no. I'm still going to sue the shit out of you and the other princesses."
  46. >She hung her head, and he sighed. "You still need to get me my own body, though."
  47. >"Yeah, I guess I do. Alright, it'll be ready soon."
  48. >Wordlessly, Chungus stormed out of the room, telekinetically slamming the door behind him.
  49. >Spike walked up and patted him on the shoulder. "Aw, come on. What's wrong? It can't be that bad."
  50. >"I just found out my siblings and I got squished to death."
  51. >"Oh." Spike deflated. "Yeah that's pretty bad. That is the correct amount of bad for your behaviour." You left him behind, walking outside.
  52. 'Where are you going?'
  53. >'I'm hungry. We're going to Fluttershy's place.'
  54. 'Don't get used to it. I'm not going to deal with this cucky shit when we're separate.'
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  58. >Mere seconds after walking into the cottage, you were bowled to the ground in a desperate hug
  59. >"Oh Anon! I'm so sorry I acted like that! I let my fears get control of me, I promise I won't leave you again! Are you okay? Where did you sleep? Are you hungry?"
  60. >"Well, I'm already full actually."
  61. "I'm fine, Flutters, thank you. Lyra and Bonbon were nice enough to give me a place to sleep when Twilight kicked me the fuck out."
  62. >Her face became tinted red and her eyes narrowed. "Why would Twilight kick you out when you had nowhere else to stay?"
  63. "She also is involved in a mass murder denial scheme."
  64. >Chungus nodded. "Yep. Her brother and the false god Cadence killed me during the Technicolor Wedding."
  65. >She stepped back, putting her hair back in place. "Um, what?"
  66. >You sat back and let Chungus explain the situation. Once he finished you rolled your eyes.
  67. "Come on, Chungus, it's not that bad."
  68. >"Oh yeah? How did you die?!" You look to the floor.
  69. "I was just 14."
  70. >Fluttershy's eyes widened and Chungus raised his hoof. "Hey..."
  71. "My parents built a very strange machine. Designed to view a world unseen."
  72. >You brought the hoof to your chest, over your heart.
  73. "When it didn't quite work, my folks, they just quit. Then I took a look inside of it. There was a great big flash, and everything just changed."
  74. >Chungus gulped. "Look, you don't have to talk about it if you don--"
  75. "My molecules got all re-aranged. When I first woke up, I realized I could walk through walls, disappear, and fly."
  76. >You breathed out.
  77. "All that was left was my leg. And I just stayed there for a minute. Looking at the leg. Touching the leg. Picking up leg."
  78. >You looked up to Fluttershy.
  79. "Pulling the leg."
  80. >"I don't understa--"
  81. "I'm pulling your leg."
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  83. >Fluttershy buried her face in your shoulder. "Anon, that wasn't nice at all...I missed you."
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  88. >You chuckled and pat her back.
  89. "I missed you too. If you really want to know how I died, I'll tell the truth. You know bleach, that chemical you use to clean super dirty things?"
  90. >"Yeah?" Chungus responded
  91. "I drank it."
  92. >Fluttershy pulled back. "What?"
  93. "A lot of it. Like, a whole jug."
  94. >"Why?"
  95. "Then I threw myself out a fifth story window. For kicks. Bucket kicks, specifically."
  96. >Chungus blinked. "You actually killed yourself on purpose? That's not just a joke in terrible taste?"
  97. "The joke is funny because it's true."
  98. >Fluttershy's eyes started to sparkle as they grew wetter, and she shook her head. "You're still joking, right? You didn't actually..."
  99. >After a moment, you smile and nod.
  100. "Yeah, Flutters. Just a bad joke."
  101. >She smiles back and giggles, leaning into you.
  102. >'Why wouldn't you tell her?'
  103. 'Because I'm not a little bitch who pulls the victim card for sympathy feels.'
  104. >'Telling her would just be seeking help for a legitimate problem.'
  105. 'That's a funny way of saying "I'm a little bitch."'
  106. >He mentally rolled his eyes. 'You ponies are so weird.'
  107. 'Not a horse. I also don't want to make Fluttershy cry, because then I'd have to kill myself for the second time. What kind of fucking monster are you?'
  108. >'The kind that feeds on love, which can be gained via sympathy.'
  109. 'Oh.'
  110. >You stare off into space for a while, and Fluttershy stands up. "Oh! McGoo has been worried about you! I just managed to convince him to go play with the others."
  111. "Ahh! Shitface, that little scamp, I'll have to find him and give a hug."
  112. >She takes a deep breath and dabs at the corner of her eye. "I'm glad to have you back. I was so worried you would be cross with me."
  113. "I don't think I've ever been genuinely angry since I got here. At least, not since I met you."
  114. >You nuzzle her neck, and you feel heat rise to her face. "Thank you, Anon."
  115. >'Gaaaaay.'
  116. "Fuck you, Chungus. That's my line."
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