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- Durnk prompt responses
- >Be dryadpone.
- >Innawoods.
- >Cute guy comes through for the first time in like a decade.
- >Roll to seduce.
- >Critfail.
- >Spill vines everywhere.
- >A mare and a griffon angrily attack you and he runs away.
- >You try to follow him but can't find him.
- >Go back to your grove and photosynthesize.
- >Feels bad mare.
- >>28535823
- dryadpons yes
- >Splashing some cool water on your face, you inspect your reflection again.
- >Yep, you're Anonymous, alright.
- >You check your surroundings for any clue of the nearest exit.
- >You look at the and intimidating trees clumped together.
- >The dark sea green leaves jostle and rustle with the slight cool breeze.
- >Thick green vines cling and flow through the trees like snakes coiled.
- >You shake your head.
- >There isn't a single sign of an exit at all.
- >Looking up at the night sky, you sigh and bring your hands to cup your face.
- >How long have you been going around in circles in the forest?
- >Far too long, if you asked yourself.
- >Only the scotchbutter moon and twinkling stars in the indigo blue sky are your companions.
- >You kick a pebble and sit on a convenient stump.
- "Aaauuughh!"
- >You throw your hands up in frustration, but not one entity comes to your aid.
- >Maybe dying in the Everfree doesn't seem so bad.
- >What was that?
- >You hear a snapping of a branch and the sound of someone tripping and hurting themselves.
- >Should you approach?
- >Could it be a lone timberwolf? Could it be a pony lost just like you are?
- >You decide to venture forth.
- "Who--Who are you? I heard you behind that bush. Don't try hiding."
- >Grabbing a fallen branch, you ready yourself in a fighting stance.
- >Oh God, it better not be a timberwolf.
- >You aren't ready to fuck a timberwolf.
- >The bush shakes and rustles.
- "I... I know that you're there!"
- >The bush shakes again and out flops a pony on her face.
- >She had a pale green coat and mane that looked more like shamrock green leaves than hair.
- >What got you the most though, were the vines attached to her body like she was tangled in them.
- >She spoke.
- >"Darn roots and branches. Can't believe that I tripped in my own darn forest. Honestly, Evergreen. How are you going to find a nice stallion who can help you take care of the forest whenever you cocoon, huh?"
- >The green pony keeps talking with her face down in the mud.
- >You clear your throat.
- >The mare scrambles to stand up and ends up flailing about, tripping on her own vines.
- >She lands on her flank with a thud.
- >"Wha--who--Oh fiddlesticks. You messed up again, Evergreen, you did. In front of somepony else, to boot!"
- >She brings her hooves to cover her face in tomato red shame.
- >"This is why stepmother wanted you out of the forest, didn't she?"
- >You clear your throat again.
- >She looks above her hooves.
- "Hey there. I'm Anonymous. Do... Do you need any help? You sure seem like you do."
- >The leafpony--dryadpony--yes, you'll call her that now.
- >The dryadpony blinks at you in pregnant silence before covering her face again.
- >The vines covering her spills from her body, like spaghetti from an unsuspecting pocket.
- >"Oh, no! You really did it, Evergreen! This time in front of a male! I'm sorry, Mom!"
- >You see the parts of her face that aren't covered by her hooves turn a dark red.
- >Oh geez, you need to calm her down or you aren't going to get home any time soon.
- >You settle on a warm hug to get her to calm down.
- "Uh, there, there. Whatever it is, I'll help you. What's your name, miss--"
- >"Evergreen! Evergreen! I'm Evergreen! N-Nice to meet you!"
- >She holds out a hoof in excitement.
- >You shake it and hear a small whine from her.
- >"Ohmygosh, ohmygosh! He didn't run away in horror! I absolutely must--"
- "Woah, there. I need to get out of the forest real bad. It's night, you know."
- >The dryadpony withdraws her hoof with a look of sadness.
- >"You... You think I'm ugly? I knew it! Stepmom was right! I'm worthless!"
- >Both you and Evergreen panic, albeit for two different reasons.
- >You coo at the mare.
- "Hey--hey. You're cute. I'd like nothing more than to hug you all da--"
- >"R-Really!? I must bring you to my parents! That'll show my stepmom that I'm not a dyke!"
- >You see the vines that were previously dropped like spaghetti extend.
- >You flinch and they wrap around you tightly.
- >"Come on, coltfriend!"
- >This is going to be a long night.
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