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- >Be Anon
- >You're hungover as fuck right now
- >You open your eyes to be greeted by grass
- "Oh F-.."
- >You pause
- >That's not you're voice
- >You blink several times, taking in your surroundings
- >Grassy meadow as far as the eye can see with trees scattered throughout the plains
- "How did I-.."
- >There's that voice again
- >Your head is aching
- >You go to rub your face all to be greeted by.. a hoof?
- >You intently pause as you look down
- "H-H-Hooves!"
- >Green hooves
- >Green hooves!
- >And your voice
- >It.. sounds like a child's?
- >A little girls
- >You're too hungover for this
- >What the fuck is going on!
- >You attempt to stand
- >Bad idea
- >You fall face first into the ground
- >At least the grass softened your landing
- >Still fucking hurt though
- >And it didn't help that now your head is throbbing
- >knowing your not going anywhere anytime soon, you decide to relax and take everything in
- >You have a bad hangover with no recollection of the night prior
- >You're in a grassy field
- >You have the voice of a pre-pubescent female
- >And last but not least, YOU HAVE HOOVES!
- >Today has started off wonderful
- >After a few failed attempts, you gradually find yourself able to stand
- >This wouldn't be so hard if your head didn't hurt so much
- >Lucky you could feel the headache slowly getting more bearable
- >Walking wasn't so hard
- >Its just like crawling on your hands and feet
- >Not that you have ever done that
- >Sober
- >You had been walking for a couple of minutes now
- >You just wanted to find someone
- >anyone
- >Then it hits you
- "Am I.. dead?"
- >You freeze
- >It makes sense
- >How else could you explain the predicament you are in
- >You start to panic
- >How did I die?
- >Do your family know your dead?
- >Why cant you remember anything?
- >Your thoughts are cut off by a searing pain in your head
- >Fucking headache
- >At least it makes you calm down a bit
- >You start to explore more options as you begin walking again
- >You feel pain
- >Maybe you aren't dead
- >Have you been drugged?
- >yeah that must be it
- >Someone spiked your drink while you were on the dance floor
- >Or maybe you willingly took them
- >Who knows
- >You were probably too smashed to care
- >You had to say
- >Its a lot more realistic than you expected
- >An endless paradise where you can walk freely as a four legged freak
- >Kinda boring tbh
- >You pause your thoughts as you approach the top of a hill
- >Buildings
- >Lots of em
- >your so happy you could cry
- >You begin your sprint down the hill
- >Let me correct myself
- >You begin your tumble down the hill
- >Forgetting you have four hooves was your first mistake
- >Attempting to scale a slope at speeds you had not yet attempted was the second
- >Lucky the hill was only a few metres high
- >You land with a thud
- "Ooowww.. fucken shit cunt!"
- >To no avail did this help your headache
- >you groggily get up, wincing at the newfound pain in your head
- "Fuck.. Anon, even if you are drugged, that was fucken stupid."
- >You slowly begin your stroll towards the town
- >You only get to walk a few metres before you stop
- >That's when you see it
- >Ponies
- >Pastel fucken ponies
- >This town is inhabited by ponies
- >Not only that, but some of them are flying!
- >Wait
- >Are you a pony as well?
- >A second glance at your build confirms your suspicions
- >That explains a lot
- >This is some strong ass shit if it makes you see flying horses
- >You continue to head towards the town
- >Hey, this drug is gonna wear off sometime, gotta have some fun at least
- >You had made your way into the town
- >A few things had stood out
- >There are also ponies with horns which seem to be able to use telepathy or some shit
- >You saw some flying ponies messing with the clouds, do they control the weather here
- >Shit's fucked
- >And finally, these ponies are not only sentient, but they seem to be living.. kinda like humans
- >Then again that would make sense
- >You are kinda off your face at the moment
- >Although there is this feeling in the back of your mind saying this may actually be..
- >No. Don't be stupid. There is NO way this is real
- >You don't just end up in a world filled with pastel ponies after a night of drinking
- >...
- >You continue walking until you are grabbed from behind
- "What the fu-.."
- >You don't even get to finish your sentence as you are spun around to see what appears to be a pink pony
- >She immediately blurts out
- >"Hi, I haven't seen your face before, are you new here?"
- >What
- >"Oh where are my manners, my names Pinkie Pie, what's yours?"
- >She didn't even give you enough time to answer the first question
- >You feel like telling here to fuck off and put you down but you decide to play along with this charade
- "Names Anon, ca-.."
- >"Hi Anon, gee thats a weird name, not in a bad way, weird good."
- >Bitch cut you off again
- >How can my name be 'weird good' anyway?
- >"Did you just move to Ponyville? I don't recognize you and I know a new face when i see one."
- >"Oh this is gonna be so much fun, I need to throw you a welcome to Ponyville party. Did you move here with your parents? Got any brothers or sisters? I need to throw them all a party."
- >You need to get away
- >This bitch is crazy
- >And you sure as hell don't want to go to one of her parties
- >Quick, think of a lie
- "I'm here by myself, I'm jus-.."
- >"I totally forgot I was supposed to be buying more icing sugar for the cakes, they needed it fast."
- >"Can you hold on till tomorrow for your welcome to Ponyville party, I'm in a rush, ok thanks bye!"
- >...
- >The fuck just happened
- >Don't question it
- >After all the stories your friends told you about their trips, this should be expected
- >Or is it?
- >This all seems so.. real
- >Its been hours, how many, you are not sure
- >The worst part
- >You are still hallucinating
- >What is this shit
- >There's no way this is still going
- >Your stomach rumbles
- >You haven't eaten in god knows how long
- >And you are fucking starving
- >You need to find food
- >Wait
- >That pink pony
- >Pinkie Pie if you remember correctly
- >She mentioned something about cakes and icing sugar
- >Your stomach grumbles louder
- >It doesn't take long for you to find the giant gingerbread house
- >Its kind of hard to miss it along with the sweet smell of delicacies that erodes from the building
- >That must be where Pinkie is
- >You begin to approach the building when uncertainty hits you
- >You can remember quite vividly what happened last time you two met
- >You shudder
- >No, you must do this
- >Carefully, you approach the building, no sign of her
- >Why are you even hiding from her in the first place
- >You came here to ask her for food
- >As you get to the entrance of the bakery the smell of confectioneries gets stronger
- >You can almost taste whatever is being baked inside
- "Anon!?"
- >You freeze
- >That voice
- >"here ya go Anon, one big, juicy cupcake on the house"
- >You couldn't believe what was happening
- >After Pinkie ran into you outside she not only pretty much forced you in, but she also offered you a free cupcake because you were new in town
- >And also because she felt bad that she couldn't give you a 'Welcome to Ponyville' party
- >Upon receiving the cupcake, you tear into it
- >...
- >What is this black magic
- >You had never tasted something so heavenly in your life
- >"So Anon"
- >She is talking to you
- >Shit
- >You were gonna eat the cupcake and high tail it outta here
- >"Where are you from?"
- >She is actually waiting for you to answer
- >Part of you is relieved to know that it is possible for her to stop talking
- >But now you have to give an answer
- >You decide to mess with her a bit
- >She most likely doesn't know any countries from Earth
- >You pull your face out of the cupcake
- >With a bit of cupcake still in your mouth you answer
- "The land down under."
- >She gives you a puzzled look
- >This is perfect
- >"What do yo-.."
- "Stralia Mate."
- >Your turn to cut her off
- >Although you must admit it doesn't carry the same atmosphere with your current voice
- >"Okay.. if you don't mind me asking, where are your parents?"
- >Parents, why would she care about my parents
- >Oh yeah
- >You're a kid
- >Well at least you know that you're a child and not a midget
- >If you were imagining being a midget while having this whack ass trip
- >Still, your seeing pastel horses
- >Dunno if that's any better
- >..But are you really drugged right now?
- >Everything is so real
- >You had all of your senses
- >You felt the pain from your hangover which is luckily mostly gone
- >When Pinkie grabbed you earlier, She felt real
- >This cupcake, it tastes real
- >What in the actual fuck is going on?
- >"Anon?"
- "Huh?"
- >"You okay, you look like you were worried for a minute there."
- >You stare at Pinkie for a few seconds then at your cupcake
- >Is this.. Real?
- >"It's okay"
- >You look up
- >"You obviously don't want to talk about them at t..."
- "This makes no fucking sense!"
- >You slam your hooves onto the table
- >Pinkie is almost knocked out of her chair from your sudden outburst
- "Why does it feel so real and why have the effects not worn off yet!?"
- >Pinkie is now staring at you, trying to understand what the sudden outburst is about
- "If i find who did this to me, oh they are SO FUCKED!"
- >"Did what?"
- >You look up
- >You can tell she is a bit frightened
- >But you can also see the curiosity in those eyes
- "This. All of this. This drug. Aarrgh god dammit!"
- >"What? Somepony drugged you!?"
- >Now it's your turn to look confused
- >Your trip is questioning your trip
- >Tripseption
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