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  1. * eldritchSongbird began epsering Seriously_Subdued
  2. eldritchSongbird
  3. ES: fuck
  4. ES: fuck
  5. ES: my dad just tried to kill me
  6. SS
  7. Hey
  8. well
  9. big shocker
  10. jjoin the club
  11. of things you love trying to kill you
  12. eg
  13. ES
  14. what do you mean?
  15. SS
  16. i was attacked by my flying magical talking bass
  17. ES
  18. you what
  19. SS
  20. yea
  21. shenanigans
  22. ES
  23. are you high?
  24. SS
  25. yes obviously
  26. cause i smoke weed everyday
  27. No
  28. I'm not high
  29. ES
  30. ok
  31. SS
  32. also
  33. ES
  34. I'm not really in a mood for jokes right now...
  35. SS
  36. we all seem to be getting attacked
  37. Hey always look on the bright side of life
  38. ES
  39. I wish I was attacked!
  40. SS
  41. doo doot doo doot do doot doo doot
  42. ES
  43. instead my dad set up a deathrap
  44. SS
  45. oh fun
  46. how were you almost killed?
  47. stabbing?
  48. powercords?
  49. ES
  50. didn't have the fucking balls to see me in the eyes
  51. SS
  52. bandits?
  53. ES
  54. instead he set up like an underground cave
  55. with drowning shit
  56. SS
  57. water?
  58. ES
  59. I almost drowned
  60. yeah
  61. wat
  62. SS
  63. hmm
  64. ES
  65. closed
  66. water flowing in
  67. SS
  68. well at least you didn't drown thank god your okay
  69. ES
  70. yeah
  71. SS
  72. sorry if i seem pretty lax about this
  73. ES
  74. it's ok
  75. SS
  76. but after a couple of hours
  77. ES
  78. still not sure how I survived
  79. SS
  80. and the realisation that my fvourite thing now llies destroyed
  81. and a game is trying to kill me
  82. ES
  83. awww :(
  84. SS
  85. i've kinda just gone into "FUCK IT" MODE
  86. yea
  87. anyway
  88. sD was attacked too
  89. ES
  90. really?
  91. SS
  92. and so was Kira
  93. ES
  94. is she ok?
  95. also who's Kira :p
  96. SS
  97. Oh Ph
  98. you haven't met her?
  99. shes a sassy bitch :L
  100. ES
  101. no
  102. I'll have to talk to her
  103. but what happened to Katie?
  104. SS
  105. I'm not exactly sure to be honest
  106. she doesn't remember me
  107. but she mentioned
  108. her "counterparts"
  109. please
  110. ES
  111. she doesn't remember you?
  112. SS
  113. yea
  114. now
  115. i have to ask you
  116. ES
  117. hit me up
  118. SS
  119. what did she tell you the first time you talked
  120. the thing you didn't want to tell me
  121. ES
  122. ................................
  123. SS
  124. this is important
  125. because if it is what i think it is
  126. its bad news
  127. this is serious stammers
  128. ES
  129. she told me she has split personality disorder, or something like that
  130. SS
  131. ....
  132. ES
  133. can't remember the exact term she used,d
  134. but yeah
  135. SS
  136. oh fuck
  137. ES
  138. don't tell her I said that
  139. SS
  140. this is bad
  141. ES
  142. yeah........
  143. SS
  144. she didn't explain to me who attacked her
  145. or why
  146. she actually tried phoning the police xD
  147. ES
  148. what? xD
  149. SS
  150. she didn't remember me at all :/
  151. ES
  152. :I
  153. yeah I def have to talk to her
  154. SS
  155. so anyway
  156. back onto your trial thing
  157. are you sure its your dad m80?
  158. ES
  159. well
  160. SS
  161. like positive?
  162. ES
  163. there was a note from him
  164. SS
  165. and?
  166. spooky notes
  167. so scary
  168. ES
  169. two notes actually
  170. the first one told me to look behind the outhouse
  171. SS
  172. 0_0
  173. bad things happen behind outhouse
  174. where are your street smarts
  175. ES
  176. I'm in the middle of the woods
  177. SS
  178. also who the fuck owns an outhouse nowadays
  179. ES
  180. there are no streets here
  181. just saying
  182. SS
  183. *facepalm*
  184. ES
  185. behind the outhouse there was like a trapdoor or whatever
  186. I opened it, and there was like an underground room beneath
  187. SS
  188. you went down the trapdoor didn't you
  189. 8/8
  190. really
  191. its called a TRAP door for a reason
  192. ES
  193. hey there's nothing to do out here
  194. (ooc: I called it trapdoor because I couldn't remember what it's really called :( )
  195. anyway
  196. SS
  197. so you thought hey lets just fucking go into the dark spooky underground bunker
  198. ES
  199. there was like a ladder leading down, so I figured I'd be fine
  200. SS
  201. cause that seems safe
  202. ]ladders
  203. ladders symbolise safety
  204. oh look
  205. ive broken my eg
  206. *leg
  207. thank fuck i have a ladder to help
  208. ES
  209. -.-
  210. down in the bunker, there was another note
  211. it said
  212. "your destiny, dear. grab one."
  213. and then there was like a bunch of items
  214. SS
  215. were there any daggers or bass'
  216. cause i'm kinda runnin low atm
  217. ES
  218. nope
  219. there was a sword, two orbs and an 8 ball
  220. SS
  221. so you toook the sword
  222. ES
  223. nope
  224. don't like swords
  225. SS
  226. 0_0
  227. don't tell me you took one of the orbs
  228. have you even watched LOTR
  229. orbs are bad news
  230. fucking sauron was like yo what up
  231. ES
  232. there was a white orb, and a black orb
  233. I grabbed the black one
  234. seemed like a good idea at the time
  235. SS
  236. FUCKING HELL
  237. BLACK SYMBOLISES EVIL
  238. ORBS
  239. ARE DANGEROUS SHIT
  240. WERE YOU TRYING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED?
  241. fuck sorry
  242. just dieing should'nt be on your agenda
  243. ES
  244. FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ANOTHER FUCKING ONE OF MY FUCKING DAD'S FUCKING STUPID FUCKING GAMES
  245. .....
  246. sorry about that
  247. dying is not on my agenda
  248. SS
  249. thank god
  250. anyway
  251. how'd you know it was your dad
  252. not someone pretending to be him
  253. ES
  254. I recognize his handwriting
  255. SS
  256. aka saauron
  257. ES
  258. -.-
  259. SS
  260. handwriting can be forged
  261. ES
  262. ..............
  263. maybe
  264. but to what end?
  265. SS
  266. i dunno
  267. random things be trying to kill us all
  268. so fuck it
  269. ES
  270. making me mad at my dad?
  271. because that's nothing new
  272. SS
  273. you don't seem like an angry person
  274. maybe they were intentionally trying to antagonise you
  275. and then kill you
  276. sounds like sauron to me
  277. ES
  278. god I hope not
  279. also
  280. why all the talk about Sauron? xD
  281. SS
  282. (UGH SORRY BOUT THE WAIT JUST PASTED THE CONVO INTO THE CHAT HAD TO DELETE IT ALL)
  283. http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110619141600/lotr/images/c/ca/16604021689526875.jpg
  284. palatirini
  285. spooky scary skeletons
  286. ES
  287. hm
  288. that's actually pretty much what the orb looked like
  289. SS
  290. 0_0
  291. ES
  292. but then it turned purple
  293. SS
  294. oh 1 mo
  295. ES
  296. oh?
  297. SS
  298. gimme like 5 mins
  299. ES
  300. alright
  301. SS
  302. http://imgur.com/tuS5CrW
  303. FUCKING MASTERPIECE
  304. ES
  305. hahahahahaha
  306. oh god xD
  307. SS
  308. see
  309. ES
  310. I needed a good laugh right now
  311. SS
  312. no more rage quit
  313. the work of god has been done
  314. oh btw want to see a picture of me?
  315. ES
  316. sure :O
  317. SS
  318. i mo
  319. *1
  320. here
  321. now remeber
  322. i do have a facial scar
  323. so be prepared
  324. it may shock/ scare you
  325. http://imgur.com/odE87ZY
  326. ES
  327. ok
  328. I'll admit
  329. you got me
  330. SS
  331. I'm the fookin mister m80
  332. ES
  333. haha xD
  334. so what happened to your bass?
  335. SS
  336. It got possessed
  337. started giving me lip
  338. ES
  339. you know what?
  340. I actually believe you
  341. SS
  342. what?
  343. took you long enough
  344. anyway
  345. i challengd it to a bass batlle
  346. ES
  347. heh
  348. SS
  349. it destoyed all the windows and doors
  350. and so i captched it
  351. ES
  352. vandalism!
  353. SS
  354. and destroyed it by going bust in blackjack
  355. but in the end
  356. he was really my friend...
  357. ES
  358. :(
  359. SS
  360. but yea your a music person right?
  361. ES
  362. yeah
  363. SS
  364. do you have a 1984 bc rich warlock bass i could borrow
  365. and be borrow i mean keep
  366. ES
  367. idk if I have a 1984 bc rich warlock bass
  368. but I'm 90% sure I have a bass in my dad's car
  369. but I can't just give it to you :P
  370. SS
  371. go take it he prolly sucks at playing anyway
  372. ES
  373. well
  374. it's mine
  375. but here are the problems
  376. 1) it's mine
  377. SS
  378. ill give you a first edition beatles album
  379. ES
  380. fair enough
  381. SS
  382. well
  383. ES
  384. 2) I have no idea where you live
  385. SS
  386. if i can get it out of my inventory
  387. Ireland
  388. ES
  389. 3) I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere
  390. SS
  391. eire
  392. leprechan country
  393. ES
  394. yeah that's too far away
  395. SS
  396. where you at
  397. ^meme reference
  398. ES
  399. :O
  400. I'm in the US
  401. so there's that
  402. SS
  403. (brb)
  404. SS
  405. Mail that shit fool
  406. ES
  407. that'd be fucking expensive
  408. SS
  409. so is a 1st edition beatles album
  410. ES
  411. true
  412. but my only way out of here
  413. is walking like two hours
  414. then taking my dad's car
  415. SS
  416. drive
  417. ES
  418. which is illegal
  419. but I can do it
  420. then what?
  421. SS
  422. he tried to kill you
  423. thats a good enough excuse
  424. ES
  425. do I just walk up to the police
  426. SS
  427. no
  428. ES
  429. "hey my dad tried to kill me"
  430. SS
  431. but if you get caught
  432. use it as an excuse
  433. ES
  434. maybe
  435. do I just walk into the post office with the bass
  436. like
  437. "yo send this to leprechaun country"
  438. SS
  439. yu
  440. p
  441. should work
  442. ask for hobbit hole 7
  443. ES
  444. seems legit
  445. you know what?
  446. fuck it
  447. I'll actually do it
  448. SS
  449. hazzah
  450. ES
  451. after we finish this dumb game
  452. SS
  453. -_-
  454. ES
  455. I'll mail the bass to you
  456. SS
  457. the game just tried to kill 4 of us
  458. ES
  459. ........................
  460. I'm pretty sure I game doesn't have that kind of power
  461. SS
  462. ok ok#
  463. here me out
  464. all 4 of us were attacked
  465. all 4 of us are playing this game
  466. the computers won't turn off
  467. and the windows won't close
  468. yea in fact your right
  469. this is jesus
  470. jesus is trying to kill us
  471. -_-
  472. ES
  473. ................
  474. well
  475. .............
  476. SS
  477. or maybe its allah
  478. that guy seems to like killing ppl
  479. or maybe even innocent lil biddha
  480. no one expects that fat prick
  481. ES
  482. hey
  483. buddhists are cool
  484. SS
  485. so are the vikings
  486. ES
  487. vikings are pretty darn cool
  488. not gon argue with that
  489. SS
  490. and they killed monk
  491. s
  492. so buddists are trying to kill us
  493. ES
  494. that
  495. makes even less sense than your bass attacking
  496. you
  497. SS
  498. so were in agreement then
  499. we are the target of buddhists
  500. but wait
  501. whos this prick snickle snaking up from behind
  502. its only adolf hitler himseld
  503. #himself
  504. under the allias of
  505. CoolGuy
  506. # mysterysolved
  507. ES
  508. yeah that totally makes sense
  509. good job SS
  510. SS
  511. Why thank you m'lady
  512. *sarcasticly tips fedora
  513. ES
  514. ugh
  515. please don't joke about that
  516. SS
  517. why ever not m'lady
  518. *furiously tips fedora
  519. ES
  520. blarg >n<
  521. SS
  522. *tips so furiouly a fire begins
  523. *Sick Fires
  524. ES
  525. talk to me again later when you're done tipping
  526. * ES ceased espering SS
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