Fetish-shy, Culture

> halfway through day, no fluttershy
> see her in town
> she's dressed in her 17th century French dress from the theme party
> she invites me over
> "anon, would you like to go to a wine tasting?"
> tried to count how many ponies actually make wine
> 2
sure, I guess
> sporting my suit
> wine tasting goes fairly well
> liked applejack's better than berry punch's
> "would you like to see a show?"
sure
> fluttershy presents: Kabuki Theater
> watch in extreme amusement as fluttershy attempts Japanese traditional acting
> complete with facepaint and giant masks
> Kabuki Theater over
> I'm getting stitches from holding in laughter
> "so anon, what did you think?"
you were.....classic
> "Am I cultured?"
more so than most
> "is that appealing?"
not in the way you want it to be
> "oh..ok"
> berry punch stumbles on stage
> starts acting like an opera singer
> "nice try berry, but he's not into it"
> "I don' care, I'mma beee *hic* famoose"
> all of my willpower to not laugh
> get home
> laugh myself to sleep