Equestrian Loony Toons

“Hey, get a picture of this! My first hole in one!”
>You reached down in the hole, gripping the ball, and smiled at the camera.
>Temporarily blinded by the flash, you felt something grip your wrist, and yank you down through the hole.
“WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
>BAM!
>you sat up in a daze, meeting the eyes of a purple dragon standing beside you
>”Ehhhh” he leaned up against the tree, munching on a sapphire. “Whats up doc?”
“Where am I?”
>Suddenly a pink tornado whirled up to you. “THIS IS P0NYVILLE!” and whirled away.
“Was that a talking horse?”
>”Nah doc, they’re p0nies.”
>”I tought I taw a monkey!” a white  p0ny trotted over to you as you stood. “I did! I did see a monkey!”
“I’m a human, not a monkey.”
>another p0ny, this one orange an over. “Ah say ah say that there is tha weirdest monkey ah say I eva did see I tell you what!”
“I’m not a monkey damnit!”
>A blue p0ny with wings landed beside you, and stared you in the eyes, her face almost touching yours.
>”Thbthbthb, MEEP MEEP!”
>she shot off like a bullet, as another flying p0ny showed up, this one yellow with a pink mane. “Where o where did that wascally Wainbow Dash go?”
>A purple unicorn popped out of the window built into the tree. “WILL YOU ALL KEEP IT DOWN?! YOU’RRRRRRE DISSSSPICABLE!”
“Well, ableebleebblee, that’s all folks!”