Loading Screen

--width = 532 on 1600 x 900 display
messages = {[1]="640K ought to be enough for anybody",
[2]="the architects are still drafting",
[3]="the bits are breeding",
[4]="it's still faster than you could draw it",
[5]="would you prefer chicken, steak, or tofu?",
[6]="pay no attention to the man behind the curtain",
[7]="and enjoy the elevator music",
[8]="the bits are flowing slowly today",
[9]="a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them",
[10]="and dream of faster computers",
[11]="would you like fries with that?",
[12]="checking the gravitational constant in your locale",
[13]="go ahead -- hold your breath",
[14]="at least you're not on hold",
[15]="hum something loud while others stare",
[16]="you're not in Kansas any more",
[17]="the server is powered by a lemon and two electrodes",
[18]="we love you just the way you are",
[19]="while a larger software vendor in Seattle takes over the world",
[20]="we're testing your patience",
[21]="as if you had any other choice",
[22]="why don't you order a sandwich?",
[23]="don't think of purple hippos",
[24]="loading useless information ",
[25]="loading velious textures ",
[26]="does anyone read this ",
[27]="oiling clockworks ",
[28]="looking For Graphics",
[29]="creating randomly generated feature",
[30]="randomly misspelled text ",
[31]="loading, don't wait if you don't want to ",
[32]="don't think of purple hippos",
[33]="discombobulating the server",
[34]="deleting system32"
}
bridge = peripheral.wrap("left")
local function loadbar()
  liquid = bridge.addLiquid(4,12,1,6,"cryotheum")
    for i = 1, 262 do
      liquid.setWidth(i * 2)
      sleep(0.05)
      if i == 200 then
        if fs.exists(".itemdb") then
          fs.delete(".itemdb")
        end
        stored = {}
        response = http.post("http://www.ccpost.esy.es/ae/getdb.php", "HELLL NAH")
        resp = response.readAll()
        for item in resp:gmatch('[^%|]+') do
          for id in item:gmatch('[^%:]+') do
            if id:find("~") then
              for article in id:gmatch('[^%~]+') do
              dmg = name
              name = article
              end
            else
              itemid = id
            end
          end
          print(itemid.." : "..dmg.." : "..name)
          table.insert(stored, {id=itemid,dmg=dmg,name=name})
          local handle = assert(fs.open(".itemdb", "w"), "Couldn't save vars")
          handle.write(textutils.serialize(stored))
          handle.close()
        end

      end
    end
end

local function message()
  while true do
    message = messages[math.random(1,#messages)]
    messagetext.setText("Please wait ... "..message)
    sleep(3)
  end
end

bridge.clear()
loadingtop = bridge.addBox(2,10,528,2,0x00CCFF,0.5)
loadingbot = bridge.addBox(2,18,528,2,0x00CCFF,0.5)
loadingleft = bridge.addBox(2,12,2,6,0x00CCFF,0.5)
loadingright = bridge.addBox(528,12,2,6,0x00CCFF,0.5)
messagetext = bridge.addText(10,25,"Please wait...",0xFF0000)
glasses = bridge.addIcon(0,-150,5311,0)
glasses.setScale(33.4)
parallel.waitForAny(message, loadbar)