Voodoo - by HYPERACTIVE

>Elecrtic boogaloo
>ur anon and you had to go to schooltoday
>there was nothing to wakrl out of real life but you managed to look at the teacher in classes
>and then someBODY walked up to you and fixed her glasses
>Aon, I need you inmy lab right away Twiligh as a homan said
>no
>NONO O o
>YOU CANNOT DO THIS AGAIN
>Twilight pulls you by the arms as you hold onto the desk doorway
>STOP
>PLWASE LET GO
>But she doesnt
Twilight, I need to stust. Dont you like it when people dop work anyway?
>But anon I need you in the lab
>THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING
she polls you by your collor and get you out of the classroom and into the trunk ofher car.
>ohwell.jpg
>You are blindfolded
>You are taken all the way to wilight's labbertory
>You get out of the car
>You are freed of the blindforl to see a lab around you
>You are tied to a chair
>You cannot move
You are scared
>Anom, i need you to do this experimant for me so I now of rats can float
But twiliot, rats can inded float
>But can they in water?
>Oh no...
>You look over to your side and see a tub of water
>She's gonna put you in, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
>Your going in the tub, maaaaannnn
Your'e butt is going in the TUUUUUUB.
>The tuuuuuuub.
>maaaaan
>MMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN
>As youre pulled over like a car over to the straps on the tuuuub maaaan, you see rats sychronise swimming in the water.
>figure 8
>Nope.ogg
>Stab the water with your tap, and then your foot
>Ad then your knees, and then your splinter.
>And then your elbows- wait, your already in the tub
>Welp.
>HUH.
>Start splish splashing around in the tub with ur rubber duckie.
>Twilight watches you, taking nots on how shilish your being.
>Enjoy the moment.
>Emprace the audism.
>Feed your lawn............ FEED IT!
>The spiders are afried of the rats, and your naked now, by the way.
>As the tub is all out of water, you bath the water and got out all done
>You got out of the tuuuuub, maaaaaaan!
>Maaaaaan!
>MAAAANNNNN!!!!!!2!!
>THE TUUUUUUUUUUB
>Wait, now you're at growl's house.
>HOW DID YOU END UP HERR?
>Yurns out that you have been on acid all this time and Twiolr has injected some into the unto you.
>All the who of you.
>It was an acid tuuuuub, maaaaan
>You're surrounded by rats, and scootaloo.
>She asks you how you managed to get here by feather, but she shoos you away and you land on a table.
>There's the keys.
>You wake up as the cock a doodle dooooooooooooooo
>COCKA DOODLE DOOOOOOOOO
>AAWOOOOOOO
>OOOOOOO O O O O O
Where did you go scoot scooooottoooaooooOOOOOOOOOO0OOO0O0OOO0000o0ooOOOO)))o0)Oo0o0O)o0
>But Why did the wyh
>...
>Next day.
wake up woth a hunover because you were dump last night
>This is why you neve let twieli get you on the drugs
>Get on the busssssssssss
THE BUSSSSSSS
>School tofay is just the same a yeasterdat
>BUT
>buuuuuuuuut....../.
Tired as shir beccause you were up all night in the tuuuuub, mannnnnnnnnnnnn
>Ypou wake up in classes
>Twilight said that you're not pauing anoough attention, Amon.
she teels the teacher on you
>But... but...
>Shh..... Go to the pridbls office.
>NNNNNNOOOOONONONONNNOOOONONONOOKHOKHOKH
>YOU GO TO CELISTIA
But you didn't wqnt o
>But celesta is not med at you/
>Sheez speaks unto you with a harshifying tone
>Andon, I know times are getting hard, but one day well pay the bills with this gutar. She says.
>She said. and she pulls out a mandolin.
>NONONONONONONYEZ
But... what am i supposed to do woth a mindomil.
>Play it and I'll save your graddes.
>But no.
>No.
This abbbuse is gone on too longer.
>No, I will not lay a long unto you.
>Play or die!!!!!
>Nope.
>Yes u play a soneta for the queen celeidia as you play mandarin
Limozzzeeeeeen
>Okay, you can stp now. celeatisa said
yay!
>ur grades ar now under recover as you wlk back to twilight time
>payback yitmr
>BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA IM BACK IN THE ROOM SHAKKA LAKKA
>NOOOOOOOO twilight said as you wakl to her and prepare your penicillin
""""""TWILIORT''' you sais "HIT THE BOOKS YOU RANCID SWINE, YOU HEARD ME, FOWL CREATURE
PASS THE TEST YOU PURPLE FEMAIL OF SMART
>u do the test unto her nd tell her she needs to pass to stay in collage
>But anoa, i already pass the test!
NO!!!!!! PAYBACK TIME TIME TIBME
>Twilight has to anwwes all of the wrestions right otherwise she be kicke out of univetidy
...
............;';';';'
>Welp.
>Twitilite hasd been the defeateds and you are vicarious
>>Why Anom? Whyyyyy
>Why spongebob? whyyyt
>hang her a bowl of eggs
>EAT ALL THE EGGS YOU SILLY SILLY GIRL
>Twi eats eggs, but theriyr good protein better than vegtables
>Couch potato cuch pototoe
>Now where were we. oh yes
>You take twilihh by the pony tale and drag her out of your cars
drive over to the werahouse and open up the mighty bathub of doom
>MMMMMAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN
>Twilili is sent inder the water in her scuba gear and goes fich hunting
>Whoooooo lived an as pinapple under the bee!!!!!!!!
>SPUNGOB SQUAPATS
>there's something else in the tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiuiuiuyiuyiuyiuyiuyib
>>><>>MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>Twilight swims awa7 as you save her from the the
>but it's not our of the woods yet
>Soon Twilight realized tht there is a monster comeing after her. you has a good idea for revenge, but it wzsnt anything like thais
>As dwilight leaves the water you go in and kiull slay the beast with your eyes closed behind your back
>You did it. You make the fogive you and Twilight is all okay now
>ANNO, I CANNOT REPAY YOU. YOU ARE TOO CHUNKY
>itss okay.......... lets go home debbie
.NNNNOOOOOO
>I want advesture! Trilight complaindes
>............
well fine you want ya adventure then lets go out of the water slide and take the chicken wings from donalds
>Im a big kid now.
>No you're not, your a strong independant purple womun and you will lay the longest longs unto the trees
They eco wtih laffter
>Twilight follows you into the waterpark where you two see luna doing her morning rootines, even though she is MOON
>No running she tells you
NO RUNNING YOU WISPY WIPPERSNAPPERS WINDSHEILD WIPERS
>Squeeeeek squeaak squeak
>But the olden man is nor snoring.
>The snackbar is only la few feet away.
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Time to have the funs with your buddy pal Twilt
>Yeahhhhh hang loose she said as she rides the wave
>But it sucks her in and you must save her ahain
>but yo tour surprise, it leasd out of the waterrperk and into the depths of the atlantic ocean
>SAIL
>THIS IS HOW A SNOWMAN LOOKS
>BLAME IT ON MY A.B.B. BABBBBBLE
OOOOOHHHHH
>>>SAIL
DROP THE BASS
WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBW
>The intense music keeps playing as you swamming closer to tweil
>You need to save her shES DROWNING ANOM
DO SOMETHING
>Okay
okayokayokayokayokay
>Reachout to her and offer her a helper hand
>Twiolitee grabeds onto the hand of yours and pulls out the hankercheif
>It's...... it's TIED TO MORE HANKERCHEIFS
>Clown music starts playing
HAMBURGER MUSIC
>Twitilght grows a rainbow afro on her head and her nose shines so bright won't you giude my slay tomight
>RANDOLF THE REED KNOWS RAINDEER went/left INSIDE RANBOW DISH AND OUT CAME TWILIPE
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by HYPERACTIVE