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  1. hey Han
  2. We all walk up to the club
  3. its different though
  4. Big O walks up to the club
  5. only him though
  6. yup nigga its different
  7. OG I
  8. takes hell of shots
  9. he is fucked up
  10. he only drinks captain
  11. He picks up the phone
  12. and calls up Han
  13. he says "its time"
  14. then a zebra striped chopper comes to the top of the club
  15. its Zebra striped with Orange and yellow
  16. its hell of nice
  17. Han comes down
  18. he has a 100lb joint
  19. and he hits that shit
  20. he walks down to the club
  21. and then someone pulls out a shotgun on him
  22. then nigga
  23. he grabs the shotgun and clocks the other guy in the face and drops the shotty
  24. he walks pass the pool table to the dance floor
  25. everyone is scared
  26. he walks anyway
  27. he grabs his cocktail
  28. and sits down next to BIG O
  29. and then takes off his shades
  30. and says "BIG O what your asking could jeporadize the fate of the universe we could potential take over the galaxy
  31. "
  32. then nigga
  33. BIG O shakes his head
  34. we walk out of the club and meet C Imme
  35. he shakes his head
  36. and has a NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE ass limo
  37. its cheeta print
  38. its hell of nice
  39. we walk into the limo
  40. and Han asks "Are you sure about this shit?"
  41. BIG O says "Its already happening"
  42. then Han roaches the 100lb blunt
  43. he tosses it
  44. and then we enter the Limo
  45. there are some fine ass bitches in that shit
  46. Margot Mai is riding on the pool
  47. with cheeta print bras
  48. all the bitches are
  49. and there is quinnn
  50. with yellow highlights
  51. and orange highlights
  52. like the cheeta nigga
  53. and then nigga
  54. there are like 49 other BITCHE SNIGGa
  55. and then nigga
  56. Clark is in the back
  57. we try to exit the Limo
  58. but Clark pulls out his Clock 9
  59. and he says sit down
  60. we all sit down in the back
  61. Clark is wearing shades
  62. we all are not though
  63. He asks
  64. "can i trust you"
  65. C Imme pulls out a suitcase
  66. it has all diamonds
  67. and he has like 10000000 lbs of weed
  68. clark takes a hit of his blunt
  69. and he has a rolex
  70. C Imme says "we're in"
  71. We reach the private Mansion
  72. a party is going on
  73. its huge
  74. the Legends (Big O, Coops, C Imme, Koschuichster, Kilicoht, and Randall)
  75. we walk into that nigga
  76. and there are huge portraits with Gold frames up in that nigga
  77. and then nigga
  78. yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
  79. then Barry O
  80. (Obama(
  81. is sittin in the back with a 2(fitty) joint
  82. lb
  83. nigga
  84. yea
  85. he sits us down
  86. Clark says, "Don't worry there cool"
  87. then Barry O
  88. says "Welcome Gentleman"
  89. to the Center of the Universe
  90. he pushes a button
  91. and the ground moves
  92. he has a secret lair
  93. we go down
  94. and then we gear up for the war nigga
  95. Han gets a M60 Light Machine Gun
  96. and he has a pistol on his leg
  97. and he has a shotgun on his back with a stock
  98. extended stock nigga
  99. and he puts on a nice suit
  100. and then C Imme has an m4
  101. modded up the ass
  102. it has a masterkey
  103. and it has an extended grip
  104. and it has an A-Cog scope
  105. and he has an extended barrel as well with extended mag
  106. he has two desert eagles on his sides
  107. Clark has a western revolver with engravings
  108. and BIg O
  109. has 2 sawed off double barrels on both legs
  110. 2 8-Inch revolvers
  111. and an RPG-7 on his back
  112. and he has a FAMAS
  113. tiger striped
  114. (Original)
  115. and we all have nice ass suits
  116. Barry O has like clark the same calvary
  117. Coops walks in
  118. we all point at him with our guns
  119. he says "Don
  120. 't worry i'm in niggas
  121. Clark says "idk about this he's dangerous
  122. and then C Imme says "Clark, without him we can't do this type of shit"
  123. then Coops gears up nigga
  124. Barry O hooks him up with an Ak-47
  125. and a Bazooka
  126. and Coops has a trench coat with 6 Desert Eagles
  127. all gold nigga
  128. Coops has long hair
  129. with Blue Aviators
  130. and he has 2 joints in his mouth
  131. both 80 lbs
  132. he shakes his coat a bit
  133. Coops also has 5 grenades
  134. and nigga
  135. he has 2 uzis on his leg
  136. he is GEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARED
  137. then nigga
  138. the SF Gangsters show up when we come up on the normals side of the mansion
  139. and they say "We ride for you guys, you guys are the owners of the universe"
  140. we all walk down the streets
  141. the streets are deserted
  142. and then nigga
  143. we look ahead
  144. and then we see the real Arch Enemie of the universe
  145. Nick......................T
  146. he has nice ass shades and an armie
  147. its a huge war over the weed
  148. we are outnumbered
  149. Koscuichster shows up
  150. snipping from a building
  151. as well as lathrop
  152. and Boyko shows up
  153. she walks through the ranks of the gangsters
  154. she walks with a trench coat past our ranks
  155. and she is on the front lines
  156. Han says "Boyko what are you doing here its dangerous?"
  157. Boyko is wearing shades
  158. and she pulls them down and says
  159. "We have to stop them
  160. "
  161. then Randall shows up
  162. OG I
  163. "Randall?
  164. "
  165. he has a 300lb joint
  166. and he roaches that shit in one hit
  167. OG I - "Randall, how did you do that shit?"
  168. Randall "Look, we have to stop the T"
  169. Randall is smiling
  170. and he heavily armed
  171. then nigga Han says,
  172. "I have to transform"
  173. C Imme "No han its too dangeroous"
  174. Randall "what are you talking about?"
  175. C Imme "he's going to transform into the superHan
  176. "
  177. Clark "Han you don't have to
  178. "
  179. "if you do this you might destroy yourself"
  180. Han "I have to stop the T"
  181. OG I "bring it in"
  182. we bring 10 Kegs of Whisky
  183. and all the weed we can bring
  184. 6000000 lbs of weed
  185. Han starts puffing and drinking
  186. we are all scared
  187. because Han is only one who can transform
  188. after Han finished
  189. something happenede
  190. the Super-Han didn't come back
  191. something else emerged
  192. The Mega-Han
  193. the most dangerous thing in the universe
  194. Han transformed
  195. He has snake bite piercings
  196. and He has 4 Inch Gauges
  197. orange
  198. and he has a HUUUUUUUUUUGE Beanie
  199. and he is a skater
  200. He is wearing skinny jeans with chains
  201. and he is wearing a Muse shirt
  202. ripped
  203. and he DOESN
  204. 't
  205. Omid Mehrage
  206. 4:49am
  207. Omid Mehrage
  208. GIVE A FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  209. Omid Mehrage
  210. 4:49am
  211. Omid Mehrage
  212. he has a cigarrette pack in each one of his back pockets
  213. and then he also has a flannel shirt that smells HHHEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLA
  214. like weed
  215. its orange nigga
  216. he has 4 eyebrow piercings (2 each side)\
  217. and he is stoned as fuck
  218. he can't become Sober
  219. the MegaHan is high all the time
  220. he is wearing a mushroom necklace too
  221. he is wearing Vans
  222. and is the only hope to stop this war
  223. Nick T says "Mega Han or not, we will take over the Green"
  224. we all march into war
  225. guns blaxin
  226. (zblain
  227. and Han have only a SHOTGUN
  228. thats it
  229. he drops the rest nigga
  230. and M-Han is firing
  231. he is reloading hell of quick
  232. both sides are going down quick
  233. Nick T is killing hell of shit
  234. and Coops is fucking up shit hell ofhard
  235. soon we start to lose
  236. Coops is down
  237. Clark, down
  238. Barry O down
  239. Lathrop, down
  240. C Imme, down
  241. Randall, Down
  242. Gangsters are falling quick
  243. Nick T is taking dabs and winning
  244. Mega Han and Big O are left
  245. Boyko sacrifices herself to the smoke to save our lives
  246. OG I "No, BOKYO!"
  247. Mega-HAn "shes gone O"
  248. OG I "what are we going to do?"
  249. Nick T approaches up
  250. *us
  251. Nick
  252. t
  253. "surrender, its over, we will take over the Green"
  254. Mega Han and O are about to submit
  255. then
  256. the FIRE TRUCK COMES IN
  257. Big Chill shows up
  258. (PAtrick Mcclure)
  259. he is driving the truck
  260. and Luke is manning the champagne cannon
  261. Luke takes out all of T's army
  262. and Big Chill is killing shit
  263. he shoots T in the knee cap
  264. with a sniper rifle
  265. he has a Ghili Suit
  266. and NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE ass shades
  267. the whole Truck is full of BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHES
  268. and hell of drugs
  269. and cigarettes
  270. we pull in Cimme, clark, randall, and all of our biddies
  271. *buddies
  272. T is about to escape
  273. Big Chill saves us
  274. but Mega-Han says "you guys go, i will finish this shit"
  275. Barry O "Han you have nothing to prove"
  276. Han "your wrong O, I have to stop this"
  277. C Imme "Mega-Han, you could kill you"
  278. Han "I have to save the green"
  279. Mega han has no weapons
  280. Big O throws him one of his double barrels sawed off
  281. Nick T is about to escape to his chopper
  282. all black nigga
  283. Koscuich "Han, be careful"
  284. Han "don't worry K, he won't beat the Han"
  285. we depart in the fire truck
  286. the original nigga
  287. and Han and T are left on the battlefield
  288. T fires
  289. but Mega-Han hot boxes the battlefield
  290. he shoots T
  291. and says "who sent you"
  292. then Pensil shows up
  293. "hey HAnnnnnn
  294. he has a HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE DIP in
  295. and he fires at Mega-Han
  296. Mega-Han dodges and the shot kills T
  297. Pensil has his own army
  298. a private army type of shit
  299. Mega-Han knocks all of them out with his green attack nigga
  300. Pensil is immune because of the dip
  301. Pensil "its been a while Han"
  302. Han "I should have known it was you"
  303. Pensil "suprised?"
  304. Han "what do you want from the green, you dont even smoke"
  305. Pensil "your right there, I want to make Tobacco the new Saga of the Universe"
  306. Han "but what about the cancer?
  307. "
  308. PEnsil "it was never about that, it was about profit"
  309. Han "no!"
  310. Pensil shoots Mega Han
  311. with a rifle
  312. Han is kneeling
  313. and the Mega han goes away
  314. he retains into just the Super-Han
  315. HAn "you won't get away with this"
  316. Pensil spits out fat shoot of tar
  317. and Pensil walks away
  318. han doesn't want to surender but he doesn't know what to do
  319. Pensil walks toward the stash of the motherload of green
  320. Han trys to walk but he can't
  321. then C Imme
  322. Koscuich
  323. ster
  324. and Lathrop
  325. and O
  326. all come together
  327. in a Jacht
  328. we sail towards Pensil
  329. and as we approach the shore
  330. we are not close enough
  331. Super Han creates a sea of smoke with his power of the puff
  332. and then we sail towards Pensil
  333. PEnsil "You can't stop me your only a few men"
  334. everyone shows
  335. up
  336. ALL OF MIRAMONTE
  337. i mean
  338. allllllllllllll of MIRAMONTE
  339. shows up
  340. everyone is healed
  341. all the gangsters
  342. and all the STaff
  343. and all the Presidents
  344. ALLLLLLL the PResidents
  345. incuding G Bush
  346. we all have joins
  347. and the Jacht
  348. is Camo
  349. Pink and Red
  350. hell of suit
  351. and cream leather ALL OVEr
  352. champagn everywhere
  353. and weed growing all over
  354. and its sick as fuck
  355. 7 buffalo wild wings
  356. 39 pool tables
  357. 45 basketballl courts
  358. 19 pools
  359. 444 hot tubvs
  360. 29 mcdonalds
  361. and 4 burger kings
  362. and 338 strip clubs
  363. 199999 hookers
  364. and 10000000000 lbs of weed
  365. and 17 Vans store
  366. s
  367. 51 hot topics
  368. 34 spencers gifts
  369. and 48 habit burger joints
  370. and 17 choppers
  371. 5 fire trucks
  372. 100 Rolls royces
  373. all blue
  374. ghosts
  375. with orange leather seats
  376. with titanium trim
  377. the US Army
  378. and Navy
  379. and all that shit
  380. this Jacht is HuGE
  381. it covers half of the
  382. Pacific Ocean
  383. and 600000 plasma screens
  384. and 59999 xbhocs
  385. and hell of shit
  386. just badass as fuck
  387. and then nigga
  388. we come to shore
  389. T is scared
  390. as we appraoch Pensil
  391. we turn him into smoke with both the powe rof han and the green
  392. we destroy Pencil
  393. Han says "what do we do with the control of the green ?"
  394. C Imme "what do you think?"
  395. the end nigga
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