The Fandom Connection

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2DTLbTQj0I
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZzteNEweBE

My Lyrics
[Original Song]

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Why are, there so many, wars among fandoms, and which one deserves to thrive?
[Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side?]

TF2's looney; OverWatch, has booty, but no one side needs more to thrive.
[Rainbows are visions, but only illusions, and rainbows have nothing to hide.]

So MatPat said and some chose to follow it.
[So we've been told and some choose to believe it.]

He's wrong, but his pride can't see.
[I know they're wrong wait and see.]


Someday we'll reach it, the fandom connection,
[Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.]


The fappers, the memers, and /v/.
[The lovers, the dreamers and me.]


Who said, that Death Battles would be true and canon, when nerds go and watch that shit?
[Who said that every wish would be heard and answered when wished on the morningstar?]

Some fuckboy, thought of that, and some shithouse, believed it.
[Somebody thought of that and somebody believed it.]

Look at the shit caused by it.
[Look what it's done so far.]

What's so amazing that keeps flamewars blazing, and what do they think we might say?
[What's so amazing that keeps us stargazing and what do we think we might see?]


Someday we'll reach it, the fandom connection,
[Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.]


the fappers, the memers, and /v/.
[The lovers, the dreamers and me.]


All of us, feel so compelled,
[All of us under its spell.]

We know it's a publicity stunt.
[We know that it's probably magic.]

Have you just been wanking, or have you played the games?
[Have you been half asleep and have you heard voices?]

I had fun with them both, you see.
[I've heard them calling my name.]

Is this the butthurt, that changed Tracer's ass pose,
[Is this the sweet sound that calls the young sailors.]

that also made Miss Pauling gay?
[The voice may be one and the same.]

I've heard them cry too long to forget them.
[I've heard it too many times to ignore it.]

Why should I be someone that's butthurt?
[It's something that I'm supposed to be.]


Someday we'll reach it, the fandom connection,
[Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,]


the fappers, the memers, and /v/.
[the lovers, the dreamers and me.]


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