Rejection One-Shots

(Princess Luna)
>AH, GREETINGS ANON-
>Oh, we… Apologies, Anon. It appears we still need practice controlling our voice.
>…We are rather glad that you do not mind.
>Ahem… Anonymous, we are here to formally invite you to our "Moons and Stars" event!
>…What? You… You do not remember what it is? We could have sworn that we have already told you…
>Well, regardless, the "Moons and Stars" event is a magical evening held yearly in the palace gardens, taking place under our starry night sky! There will be dancing, a live band, and-
>…When is it? Oh! The event shall take place in two weeks from today!
>…Y-You're busy? You have already made plans? With whom?! Who could be more import-
>…C-Celestia? O-Oh... Well, if it's our sister, we suppose it's alright… We'll just move the event until-
>…You're not interested?
>…R-Right... You always have enjoyed staying home more than going out…
>But that's fine, we could join you in playing those 'video games' you love playing!
>…Oh, our sister already asked? Well that's fine, we're certain you have 'video games' that-
>…You were hoping to play with her alone? Th-That is also fine. We can always play 'video games' together another day... Right?
>Right… Well, would you like to come with us to get something to eat? We haven't seen you in a few weeks, and…
>…Oh… You were on your way to see our sister… Very well, Anonymous, we won't keep you any longer…
>Have a good night, Anonymous. May the stars guide you…
>O-Oh? You have something to ask of us?
>Yes, We're certain we can help! What is it you need of us?
>…Our sister's birthday? Yes, it's in a few weeks…?
>A…A gift for her? I…I…I'm not sure I can help after all... We are sorry…
>…R-Right… We shall let you know if we think of something…
>…Yes, Anon, I wish you a good night as well...
>…
>Oh, Anonymous… Why must my sister have claimed you first…?

(Rainbow Dash)
>Yo, Anon! How're ya doing?
>Greaaaat. So listen; I was in Manehattan the other week, and-
>…Yeah, yeah, this story's short. So just shut it and let me finish! Anyway, I was in Manehattan, and they were having this contest going on in a market, where the prize was Wonderbolts show tickets! So of course I'm all over that. Well, guess who-
>…Er, yeah, I won them. So, there are two tickets, and I've been thinking about who to bring with me… You got any ideas? There's this guy I'm thinking of bringing along. I think you might know him. Tall. Well dressed. Green.
>…I'm talking about you, doofus. Jeez. Anyway, how lucky are you? You get the opportunity to hang out with the awesome, the powerful, the amazing Rainbow Da-
>…What do you mean you don't want to?
>…What do you mean you're helping Twilight with her research this weekend?! Those things are so boring!
>Wait. What the hay is wrong with you?! I'm giving you the chance to hang out with me, and you're turning me down! And for /research/ for Celestia's sake! This is a chance to go see some of the greatest ponies ever! The Wonderbolts!
>…Well, if you like the Wonderbolts, then why don't you wanna go?!
>…Me?
>…Hey, I am NOT a self-centered bitch! …Usually. A-Anyway, I can't believe you'd say something like that! I thought we were friends!
>…What do you mean?
>…W-Well okay, maybe I did talk as if hanging out with me was such a big deal… But I mean, come on! I kinda am a big deal!
>…Wait wait wait! Don't go! I'm sorry, okay?! I won't talk like that to you again! Promise!
>…So you forgive me? Great! So we're going to see the Wonderbolts?!
>…O-Oh. You still have plans with Twilight. Right... I mean, I'm sure that'll be… Fun.
>A-Anyway, I've gotta get going, Anon. I'll talk to you later?
>Alright, see ya…
>…
>Darn it... I was kinda hoping to have a weekend alone with him, but… Augh! Why did I have to mess this up too?!