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Rejection One-Shots

Apr 24th, 2015
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  1. (Princess Luna)
  2. >AH, GREETINGS ANON-
  3. >Oh, we… Apologies, Anon. It appears we still need practice controlling our voice.
  4. >…We are rather glad that you do not mind.
  5. >Ahem… Anonymous, we are here to formally invite you to our "Moons and Stars" event!
  6. >…What? You… You do not remember what it is? We could have sworn that we have already told you…
  7. >Well, regardless, the "Moons and Stars" event is a magical evening held yearly in the palace gardens, taking place under our starry night sky! There will be dancing, a live band, and-
  8. >…When is it? Oh! The event shall take place in two weeks from today!
  9. >…Y-You're busy? You have already made plans? With whom?! Who could be more import-
  10. >…C-Celestia? O-Oh... Well, if it's our sister, we suppose it's alright… We'll just move the event until-
  11. >…You're not interested?
  12. >…R-Right... You always have enjoyed staying home more than going out…
  13. >But that's fine, we could join you in playing those 'video games' you love playing!
  14. >…Oh, our sister already asked? Well that's fine, we're certain you have 'video games' that-
  15. >…You were hoping to play with her alone? Th-That is also fine. We can always play 'video games' together another day... Right?
  16. >Right… Well, would you like to come with us to get something to eat? We haven't seen you in a few weeks, and…
  17. >…Oh… You were on your way to see our sister… Very well, Anonymous, we won't keep you any longer…
  18. >Have a good night, Anonymous. May the stars guide you…
  19. >O-Oh? You have something to ask of us?
  20. >Yes, We're certain we can help! What is it you need of us?
  21. >…Our sister's birthday? Yes, it's in a few weeks…?
  22. >A…A gift for her? I…I…I'm not sure I can help after all... We are sorry…
  23. >…R-Right… We shall let you know if we think of something…
  24. >…Yes, Anon, I wish you a good night as well...
  25. >…
  26. >Oh, Anonymous… Why must my sister have claimed you first…?
  27.  
  28. (Rainbow Dash)
  29. >Yo, Anon! How're ya doing?
  30. >Greaaaat. So listen; I was in Manehattan the other week, and-
  31. >…Yeah, yeah, this story's short. So just shut it and let me finish! Anyway, I was in Manehattan, and they were having this contest going on in a market, where the prize was Wonderbolts show tickets! So of course I'm all over that. Well, guess who-
  32. >…Er, yeah, I won them. So, there are two tickets, and I've been thinking about who to bring with me… You got any ideas? There's this guy I'm thinking of bringing along. I think you might know him. Tall. Well dressed. Green.
  33. >…I'm talking about you, doofus. Jeez. Anyway, how lucky are you? You get the opportunity to hang out with the awesome, the powerful, the amazing Rainbow Da-
  34. >…What do you mean you don't want to?
  35. >…What do you mean you're helping Twilight with her research this weekend?! Those things are so boring!
  36. >Wait. What the hay is wrong with you?! I'm giving you the chance to hang out with me, and you're turning me down! And for /research/ for Celestia's sake! This is a chance to go see some of the greatest ponies ever! The Wonderbolts!
  37. >…Well, if you like the Wonderbolts, then why don't you wanna go?!
  38. >…Me?
  39. >…Hey, I am NOT a self-centered bitch! …Usually. A-Anyway, I can't believe you'd say something like that! I thought we were friends!
  40. >…What do you mean?
  41. >…W-Well okay, maybe I did talk as if hanging out with me was such a big deal… But I mean, come on! I kinda am a big deal!
  42. >…Wait wait wait! Don't go! I'm sorry, okay?! I won't talk like that to you again! Promise!
  43. >…So you forgive me? Great! So we're going to see the Wonderbolts?!
  44. >…O-Oh. You still have plans with Twilight. Right... I mean, I'm sure that'll be… Fun.
  45. >A-Anyway, I've gotta get going, Anon. I'll talk to you later?
  46. >Alright, see ya…
  47. >…
  48. >Darn it... I was kinda hoping to have a weekend alone with him, but… Augh! Why did I have to mess this up too?!
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