Duncan eats lasagna

04:39 ChefVorcha "Any requests?"
04:41 ShockwaveLover Duncan thinks. "How about some lasagna?"
04:42 ChefVorcha "I'll see what I can do. I hope it doesn't turn out as a repeat of last time.." He mutters.
04:42 ChefVorcha He walks into the kitchen.
04:43 ShockwaveLover "Wait, what happened last time?"
04:44 ShockwaveLover A note of concern is apparent.
04:44 ChefVorcha "Nothing! Don't mind me."
04:44 ChefVorcha 6df+6 Let's hope this isn't a repeat of last time
04:44 Glacon ChefVorcha: Let's hope this isn't a repeat of last time: 3 (6df+6=0, -, -, -, -, +)
04:44 ChefVorcha Lasagna is obviously not one of Corbin's strongest recipes, but it /seems/ edible.
04:45 ShockwaveLover 6df+5 Erm...
04:45 Glacon ShockwaveLover: Erm...: 3 (6df+5=-, -, -, +, -, +)
04:45 ShockwaveLover Duncan thankfully misses the squirming bit.
04:46 ChefVorcha Corbin puts it on a table and stabs it repeatedly as he cuts a slice, like he is hoping it won't crawl away.
04:46 ShockwaveLover "I...um..." Words fail Duncan.
04:47 ChefVorcha 6df+6 "Bon appetit!" The look in his eyes seems to be trying to convince Duncan this won't be /that/ poisonous.
04:47 Glacon ChefVorcha: "Bon appetit!" The look in his eyes seems to be trying to convince Duncan this won't be /that/ poisonous.: 10 (6df+6=+, +, +, -, +, +)
04:49 Alivi Eriko goes into the cafeteria to cook some food.
04:50 Alivi 6df+7
04:50 Glacon Alivi: 6 (6df+7=0, +, -, 0, 0, -)
04:50 Alivi She seems to have been able to make decent soumen noodles. Happy with her choice she goes into the cafeteria to eat them.
04:50 ChefVorcha The kitchen looks like a warzone, she can see Corbin and Duncan in a silent debate over what /looks/ to be some form of lasagna.
04:51 Alivi Eriko takes her Tsuyu, Noodles, ginger, and green onions to a table. She seems mildly interested. She mixes the ginger and onion into the Tsuyu and begins to eat her noodles.
04:52 ShockwaveLover 6df+8 tagging Head On for a bald faced lie - "I couldn't /possibly/ deny you the fruits of your labour, Corbin"
04:52 Glacon ShockwaveLover: tagging Head On for a bald faced lie - "I couldn't /possibly/ deny you the fruits of your labour, Corbin": 7 (6df+8=-, +, 0, 0, 0, -)
04:53 ChefVorcha "No, no, I insist." Corbin's eyes are very hard to say no to, there's something in the way that they shine.
04:53 ShockwaveLover Even as he says it, he knows it's not working.
04:54 ShockwaveLover "Welllll...maybe a small taste, then."
04:54 ChefVorcha Corbin offers Duncan a large slice, Eriko can see this is not at all an appetizing meal.
04:55 ShockwaveLover He takes a fork and prods the mass gingerly.
04:55 Alivi Eriko concentrates on her noodles instead of the ghastly meal
04:56 ChefVorcha It doesn't appear to be living.
04:56 ChefVorcha Which is a good sign.
04:56 ShockwaveLover ~Here goes nothing...~
04:57 ShockwaveLover A portion is sawed off, and munched.
04:57 ShockwaveLover 6df+5 Gag reflex
04:57 Glacon ShockwaveLover: Gag reflex: 7 (6df+5=0, +, 0, 0, +, 0)
04:58 ShockwaveLover Duncan manages to keep it down. Somehow.
04:58 ChefVorcha It doesn't even seem cooked, and Duncan doesn't recall 'furry' being on the list of appropriate lasagna textures.
04:59 ShockwaveLover "Certainly a...*cough* unique lasagna. Are you going to try some?"
04:59 ChefVorcha "No, I'm fine with my coffee." He takes a sip.
05:00 ShockwaveLover "Oh come on. You can't let me have all the fun."
05:01 ShockwaveLover 6df+8 Tagging Mateship because what are friends for if not to inflict horrible cooking on each other?
05:01 Glacon ShockwaveLover: Tagging Mateship because what are friends for if not to inflict horrible cooking on each other?: 6 (6df+8=+, +, -, -, -, -)
05:01 ChefVorcha 6df+10 Tagging My way is clearly superior, for manipulation. "If it is so enjoyable Duncan, I insist you take another bite."
05:01 Glacon ChefVorcha: Tagging My way is clearly superior, for manipulation. "If it is so enjoyable Duncan, I insist you take another bite.": 11 (6df+10=+, -, -, 0, +, +)
05:03 ChefVorcha There's just something compelling about his eyes, Duncan practically cannot say no.
05:03 Alivi Eriko is interested in this exchange
05:05 ShockwaveLover Almost against his will, the fork rises to his lips, trembling.
05:06 ShockwaveLover Another mouthful is taken.
05:07 ShockwaveLover Duncan seems to be turning an odd shade of green.
05:07 ChefVorcha The 'lasagna' practically /crawls/ down Duncan's throat.
05:07 Alivi "Why is he sick...."
05:08 ShockwaveLover "Someone...call...a biohazard...team..." He chokes out.
05:08 ChefVorcha "Should I try cooking something better to wash the taste out?"
05:09 ShockwaveLover "NO!...I mean, no *urp* thanks."
05:09 ChefVorcha "I'll go make a milkshake, it can't be as bad as last time went." He walks back to the kitchen.
05:10 ShockwaveLover Duncan staggers out of the room as fast as he can, heading for the toilet.
05:11 ChefVorcha 6df+6 Let's hope no rats fall into this one
05:11 Glacon ChefVorcha: Let's hope no rats fall into this one: 10 (6df+6=+, +, +, 0, 0, +)
05:12 ChefVorcha Corbin makes two very appetizing milkshakes.
05:13 Alivi Eriko watches Duncan leave, makes a note to never eat anything Corbin cooks
05:14 ChefVorcha Corbin steps out of the kitchen with the two milkshakes in his hands. He looks around. "Shame, seems he left."
05:14 ChefVorcha He sips one.
05:14 Alivi Eriko eats her soumen
05:15 ChefVorcha Corbin holds one out to her. "[Wasting is bad.]"
05:16 ShockwaveLover So are the volcanic shits, but Corbin doesn't seem to mind inflicting that on Duncan.