Anon's Bizarre Adventure by FrenchAnon

FrenchAnon's Bizarre Adventure

>Be Anon
>you've been an intern at the speedwagon foundation for about 3 years now, and boy has it been a ride
>you've met people from all over the world, got to see cures for life ending diseases made reality
>But you'd have to say the best part of your internship was helping with the Extra-dimensional Location Omniway, also known as the E.L.O.
>This machine was made for the sole purpose of traveling between different universes
>of course, there's still some things to work through, but eventually, this thing will be ready to take humanity to places no man has gone before
>the thought of it brings a tear to your eye..
>However, you couldn't shake the fact that there was more to this device than you thought
>And may have something to do with another thing you weren't suppose to know about
>that something being Stands
>You knew about their exsistance through an old "acquaintance" who use to work at the foundation and worked in the Stand Research and Development division.
>It was he who told you the story of the JoJo's , all dating back to the days of the founder's days and his friendship with the original JoJo, Joseph Joestar and their fight against Dio Brando, to the defeat of pucci from the hands of Joylene Cujoh, the latest JoJo, and her father and long time companion of the foundation, Jotaro Kujo
>Needless to say, you were in awe, a whole adventure of epic proportions, the universe in the hands of a single bloodline
>you had to get in on this, and thus, you joined up with t
>he organization on an internship, and now here you are, 3 years later, still working here
>unpaid
>but that was alright
>with the work you guys were doing, it was all worth it
>"Hey Anon!"
>and now came the worst part of your internship
>Cooperation with other people
>Merci Me

"ahggggggggggg....what is it Mark?"
>"Dr.Hemmingburg would like to see you...also my name's not mark, it's Alex, remember?"
"Alright, tell him i'm coming Jim"
>before he could say anything you sped right past him
>Boy did you hate talking to these people
>well, anybody that wasn't a scientist here
>you've always been like this, avoiding friendship for work
>who needs friends when you've got research and the chance to help millions?
>Fuck Friendship...not like it got you anywhere before
>Besides, there was no need for small talk when Doctor H. was involved, he was in charge of running the E.L.O. project, and understood that this was more important than companionship
>as you enter the lab, you see Dr.H putting some kind of triangular piece into the E.L.O's power source
>He then turns around and spots you, quickly shutting the power Source's container closed

>"Well if it isn't our star intern, how are you doing Anonymous?
"Just fine sir, was just on my way here for another test, what seems to be the problem sir?"
>"No problem my boy, I just wanted you to be here when it happened.
>You pause for moment
"Excuse me sir? when what happened?"
>"This"
>the doctor than grabs a remote form off his lab desk and presses a green button on it
>The Portal than begins to glow a faint purple hue, then suddenly, a wave of blue, yellow, and red energy starts surging within the portal,
lighting up the room in a cascade of colors.
"it works?.....IT WORKS, WE DID IT DOCTOR.H, WE REALLY DID IT!...wait, how did you get it to work, i thought we didn't even have enough power to run it?
>Hemmingburg than looks at you with a sly smirk on his face
>"i took some...liberties, my dear boy.
>"do you remember when you came in the lab and saw me stick that object in the power source?"
"well yes, but how? it looked so small."

>"oh dear anon, haven't you ever heard the phrase, size doesn't matter? look at the container, my pupil?"
>You turned your gaze towards the power source container to see that the triangular object from before was some kind of arrow head
>and that's when it hit you
>he used one of the arrows
>the absolute madman
>however, you had to hide the fact you knew about the arrow
>you didn't like him, but your acquaintance was the reason you were ever here in the first place
>wouldn't want to be in a position where you'd have to rat him out
"I...i don't understand doctor, isn't this just a simple arrow head? how could it power all of..this?
>"this isn't just any arrowhead, my pupil. This object here has made history, both good and bad. it has decided the fate of wars, hell, the entire world! This arrow holds humongous amounts of energy, probably enough to run an entire city for over 20 years!
"th-that's amazing doctor! but how are you going to-"
>"WARNING, EMERGENCY TO ALL SCIENTIST ON BASE, INTRUDER IN THE BUILDING, REPEAT WE HAVE AN INTRUDER IN THE BUILDING, STAY IN YOUR LABS AND LOCK THE DOORS, REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL"
>"Dear God, quick my boy, shut off the device, we can't let them know we're here!"
>you quickly started frantically looking around the lab for the remote
>but you couldn't find it
>then you heard gunshots
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>Merde
>you hid under one of the desk as the doctor was still running around the lab trying to shut down the E.L.O.
"Doctor H., we don't have time for this, hide somewhere!
>"Anon you don't understand! if we leave this thing on who knows what damage it could do? shutting it down now is our main priority!"
"But Doc-"
>you were then cut off by the sounds of bullets shooting down the door hinges

>You quickly moved your head to the right to find the door shot to hell, and three armed men walking in, coming towards the doctor
>"Gentlemen, i'll assure you i have nothing of value that you may want, please just leave me be!"
>"Shut the fuck up old man!" the first one spoke, his voice gruff and hard, he had defiantly seen some action in his time.
>"Now listen here, we looking for something in particular, our benefactor is paying us big bucks for this shit, so you better cough it up."
>"I have no idea what you're talking ab-"
>One of the armed men shot a series of bullets straight through the doctor's leg, causing him to scream in anguish and fall to the ground
>"we ain't gonna ask you again old man!, tell us where the thing is!"
>"YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD ME WHAT YOUR'RE LOOKING FOR!"
>The Gruff one pauses for a minute, thinking over the doctor's response
>..."oh right, we haven't, i guess i just like shooting ya! SHEESHEESHEESHEESHEE"
>baise-moi, these people are insane
>"well, to make this easier on ya, we're looking for an arrow, golden on the tip with weird looking symbols, got anything like that around here?"
>the doctor's eyes went wide with shock, he started to stammer in his words.
>"I..I..I don't know wh-what you're talking about, please leave!"
>damn it, the doctor can't lie worth shit
>and the gruff man saw this
>"Keeping silent, huh? that's okay.."
>the man then looked away from the docotr for the first time since entering the room
>and saw the E.L.O.
>"OHHHHH SHIT, now look what we have here!"
>"the man stepped towards the E.L.O.
>"No, please don't touch th-"
>The good doctor was then struck in the face with the but of one of the men's rifles, breaking his nose
>"I have to say doc, this is some pretty high tech shit. needless, i bet ya ain't powering it up with some Duracells, which means...

>The thug than looks around the machine until he finally sees the power source..with the arrow inside
>"HAHA, found It! Thanks for your services old man..."
>He then raises his gun towards the doctor
>"Have a nice day"
>the doctor quickly turns his head towards you under the table
>he mouths something
>"Save the arrow"
>the man guns Dr. H down while on the floor, opening his body up with the bullets of his AK
>"That should shut his ass up for good!"
>.....bâtards
>they killed him
>one of the only people you truly respected
>the only person that you'd consider a "friend" in this place
>shot up like a prostitute in the night
>he didn't deserve that
>he never deserved that
>Now you're pissed
"COCKSUCKERS!"
>you moved from underneath the table with all your might, flipping it over as it hit the two men standing behind the gruff one
>you then turned to the first man, the one that murdered your co-worker
>this was personal
>"what the hell!"
>He turned towards you and and raised his gun, you then grabbed at it, holding it by the hand guards, struggling to keep it ion your grasp
>you weren't the strongest guy ever, but you felt like you could take it out of this madman's palms
>you were wrong
>the man then kicked you off of the gun, again ready to fire his full magazine into you that was until you fell into the E.L.O. which then malfunctioned and shut down as you went through

>Merde
>this is hell
>you can feel your entire body deatomizing bit by bit as you travel farther and farther through the portal
>all you can see is a heavenly mixture of red yellow and blue as you zoom past the omniverse
>if this is how you die, becoming one with all universes for trying to protect?
>you'd be fine with that
>not like anyone would miss you anyway
>well, except your mother
>oh mère, i'm so sorry it had to be this way
>but at least i died for your safety
>here it is, here comes the light
>you're ready
>as your entire body enters the light, you see nothing
>Nothing but darkness
>is this hell? we're you really that bad?
>no, no of course you weren't
>you then realize that you're eyes are closed
>Dieu, you're a dumbass
>You then open your eyes to your destination
>....a high school?
"Merde."
>then you look at your hands
>they seem smaller
>you look around for a mirror, until you find a puddle near by
>you look into it to find that...you look alot younger
>like 4 years younger
>you're 17 again
"........MEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

END OF PART 1
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ANON'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: PART 2
ALLONS-Y!

>you are Gi-
>No
>you are Anon
>that's your name
>and you're in some deep shit
>Last thing you remember is falling through the E.L.O. after trying to fight three armed men in a fit of rage after they killed your mentor/boss, Dr. Hemmingburg
>...And now that you think back on, not really your brightest idea
>But right now, there's more pressing matters at the moment
>1. where the hell are you
>and 2. why are you 17 again
>the machine was only suppose to travel across universes, not mess with your own physical being
>maybe this was an unforeseen side effect?
>Maybe...the arrow?
>Speaking of...
>you check around yourself to realize that you don't have it on you.
>which means the bâtards back at the labs probably have it
>Merci Me
>Alright, when you get back, priority number two is getting that arrow back
>But right now, you gotta figure out where on god's green earth you are
>Or better, question, is this even earth?
>well, the first thing you recognize that's different is the colors
>everything so vibrant and alive, like you're living in an Andy Warhol Piece.
>Then you look towards the "school" if you can even call it that
>Looks more like a damn castle than a school, the only way you can even tell cause of the big ass sign on the top
>"Canterlot High School"
>Canterlot?
>what kind of town is called Canterlot?
"Merci Me, what have i gotten myself into?"

>At this point, you were fairly certain this a different universe from your own.
>but right now, there was only one way to find out
>You do some breathing sessions, allow yourself to collect your thoughts
>.....you're ready
>you walk towards the doors of the gargantuan building, grab the door, and swing it open...
>Only to find no one in the halls
>Well
>Merde
>you look around to find one giant stairwell on each side of the entrances, with one equally long hallways on each side, with lockers filling up the sides of each hallway
>yep, this was definitely a high school, you could basically smell the Pheromones and Depression without even seeing a single student
>As you look around, you are immediately alarmed by the sound of the bell
>seeming as no one was out here, this must've been the bell to go to the next class
>which means...
"Oh Merde"
>before you can even move, a swarm of students start rushing out of their classrooms, buzzing past you, some even bumping into you.
>Not wanting to relive the hell that is high school class transitioning again, you move through the jumbled up crowd of kids to notice something strange about them
>they all look like they came straight out of a skittles bag
>you see red kids, literal red kids
>pink ones, blue ones, hell, some are even Purple
>now you knew
>this ain't your world
>this isn't earth

>Well, this is just fucking great
>at least you know the E.L.O.l works
>but you also don't have a way back home
>or an arrow to even get home
>baiser ma vie
>you shifted and squirmed through the crowds of adolescents until you manged to force yourself into a classroom
>Regaining your senses, you noticed that there were already some people in here
>one of them being some girl with baby bluer skin and wavy white hair, wearing a jacket and skirt combo that reminded you not so much of what you're mother usually wore.
>others in the room included a young man wearing blue jeans with a flannel shirt (who surprisingly actual looked like a regular person), and a small girl in the back with orange skin and purple hair, carrying a skateboard with her
>they all had eyes on you as soon as you entered the room, looking at you as if they've never seen a man like you before
>Then, the blue one spoke up
>"New Boy, Trixie would love to know why you're dressed like a chemical worker? Did you forget to put your coat up in chemistry? How embarrassing!"
"excusez moi?"
>you look down to notice you're still wearing your lab coat and gloves
"ahhh, merde, excuse me, la demoiselle, my mistake."
>you then, to the room's surprise, tear off your lab coats and gloves to reveal your regular sets of clothes, a jet black knitted sweater with a pair dark grey sweatpants
>yeah, you liked to get comfy in the lab, so what?
>"h-how brutish!"
>you look to her with a face of pic related
>chienne
>just got here and already someone thinks you're weird
>whatever
>not like you give damn anyway