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- Wherein Unamazing introduces nothing new about Tartarus.
- >You are Anonymous, a human marooned in Tartarus.
- >You don't know how you got here, and you don't know how to get out.
- >and staring you in the face is a dog who may have the answer to one of those questions.
- Start talking.
- >To his credit, he manages to maintain his composure. "Whattya wanna know?" he asks, in a casual manner.
- >you take a moment to think. There was a lot of questions that needed answering.
- First off: Why were you stalking me?
- >He hesitates for a second, looking ready to make some sort of quip.
- >however, he deigns against it.
- >"Ya look like another one'a yer kind that captured down here."
- >Huh. That explains what they were screaming when you rushed their asses like a madman.
- There were other humans?
- >"At least two. Maybe more, if da legends and rumors and shit are anythin' t' go bye."
- >He fidgets.
- >"Look, we don't die wiffout air in dis place, but breathin's still gonna make dis easier." he says. "So why don'tcha get offa me?"
- And let you run away before telling me what I wanna know, or attack me again? Fat chance, Fido.
- >"Dat's Fido." he retorts, pointing a finger to the third dog who had attacked you. "I'm Buddy."
- >You roll your eyes, but nonetheless you ease up on the pressure a little.
- Elaborate.
- >"Well, his name's Remu--"
- >You smack across the face, annoyed.
- You know what I was talking about.
- >"Sweet Father, none of ya crazy bastards can take a joke, can ya?"
- >You're getting more and more rustled by this idiot.
- Do I /look/ like I'm in a joking mood?
- >"All right, all right. So yer not the first one t' come here, y'know dat, right?"
- >areyoushittingme.png
- /Yes/...
- >"What're you gettin' yer tail inna twist about?"
- >you punch him this time.
- >"Ow! Dammit, all right!" he yelps.
- /Talk./
- >"Fine! Shit, you insane dicks're somethin' else..."
- >before you can hit him again, he regains his composure and begins
- >"We only know of two fer sure. Some say dere's three, others four, but whatever."
- >So there were other humans in your situation after all...
- >"The first one came here wif da Boss. 'E's da one who fucked up the Boss's plan to bring th' dog Father back to the land of the livin'."
- >Good on him, then.
- >"We had captured his sorry ass. Tortured him for probably a year. Then one day, he up 'n' escaped."
- How?
- >You figure you'd want to know. After all, you WERE stuck down here with these mutts. >Knowledge is power.
- >"We dunno. some say he got out himself, others say another human came'n busted him out. All we know is that he's gone now."
- >Interesting... He may still be out there.
- And the other?
- >"Dat guy... I'm glad 'e's gone."
- >intredasting.png
- And why is that?
- >To your surprise, he visibly shudders.
- >"He was... he was scary as shit. Huge bastard, probbly da height o' dat tree." he says, indicating the tree with a finger.
- >you estimate it to be roughly eight or nine feet.
- >dafuq
- >"And he had dis tough as balls grey armor, and he kept screamin' somethin' bout de 'Emprah' or some shit... he went on a goddamn crusade against us."
- >hold the shitting phone
- >Did he just describe a fucking Spess Mehren?
- >what_the_fuck_am_I_listening_to.png
- >you raise an incredulous eyebrow at the dog.
- What'd you do to deserve that, I wonder?
- >"Well, we DID kinda kidnap dis broad who was apparently his friend. One of Discord's kids, I think. Dunno why he liked her so much."
- And what happened?
- >"Here's da part I'll never believe, even though I was there fer it."
- Go on...
- >"He pretty much stormed the Dog Father's base, took us all on, and damn near won. Ended probably a couple hundred dogs that day, at da least. Took on both the Father an' th' Boss, before freein' his bud and gettin' da fuck out."
- And how'd he do this?
- >He shrugs as best he can with you pinning him.
- >"Opened a portal or some shit. I'unno. Got knocked out before it ended."
- >So. The two previous encounters both escaped this "Dog Father"'s wrath. That explained why they were following you.
- >"So, uh... dat gonna be all?"
- No. How do I leave?
- >"Die again. That'll be tough, tho. Tartarus don't let go'a its victims easy."
- >Are_you_fucking_Kidding_me.jpg
- Besides that?
- >"You wanna try and get past Cerberus? Cuz if we knew another way, you think we'd still be in this shithole?"
- >A fair point.
- Figures.
- >you rise, placing one foot on the Dog's chest.
- Now all I need to do is figure out how to make sure I don't have to deal with you.
- >"Gonna kill us again, aren't ya?" he grumbles.
- >lolwut
- No need to do that, you're already dead.
- >"Oh. Well...ask nicely?" Buddy offers, with an innocent smile-- an attempt at one, at any rate.
- >you laugh humorlessly.
- In Tartarus? How stupid do you think I am?
- >"Woulda worked on the first guy..."
- Yeah, no. Good night.
- >And with that, you swing your foot forward, and it connects with his chin, knocking him out.
- >You then gaze around to find that, to your pleasant surprise, all of the dogs are still out cold.
- >Bueno.
- >I'mouttahere.gif
- >Turning back to the forest, you begin a steady jog.
- >Sounded like you'd be here a while, whether you liked it or not.
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