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- SCP-2335-1 (Fourth-Wall-Breaking Pony)
- Class:Euclid/Safe (Application for Keter Reclassification denied. See Addendum 1)
- Special Containment Procedures: Personnel are not to make direct eye contact with SPC-2335-1 through any means. Doing so may result in breach of containment. SPC-2335-1 is know to be able to discern most, if not all personality traits of personnel within hours of first contact.
- Description: Emerged from SCP-2335 on ██ / ██ / █████. SCP-2335-1 is a pink pony measuring 1.5 meters in length, 1 meter in height. Eyes are blue. A peculiar pattern on the flanks resembling balloons. Subject's mane appears to hold cloud-shape through unknown means. SCP-2335-1 displays genial personality. Interviewers and security personnel find themselves becoming very fast friends, regardless of age, race, or economic class. Psychological profile concluded that [DATA EXPUNGED] (see Addendum 1). Subject has command of English language and requests personnel to host parties for [DATA EXPUNGED]. Subject known to appear in proximity to personnel who make extended direct eye contact, regardless of distance or means of viewing.
- Known channels of apparent travel:
- Closed Circuit Television connected to security cameras in containment area
- ████████████████████████████████
- Observation ports
- ██████████████
- Addendum 1
- Psychological Profiling Interview conducted by [Anonymous] on ██ / ██ / ████
- Anonymous: SCP-2335-1?
- SPC-2335-1: Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?
- Anonymous: I'm ██████████████████████████
- SPC-2335-1: I've never seen you before. I know just about EVERYP0NY here, but you must be new!
- Anonymous: Yes, I transferred here from ████████████████████
- SPC-2335-1: We should throw you a party!
- Anonymous: No, no parties. We need to keep the men on task. Now I have some questions I'd like to ask
- SCP-2335-1: No...parties...?
- [Subject becomes agitated]
- Anonymous: SCP-2335-1? Wh- [incomprehensible]
- [Cameras cut out for 2 minutes, 42 seconds]
- SCP-2335-1: Okie dokie lokie... [subject's mane has deflated, lying flat and straight. [Anonymous] is gone.]
- Dr. ███████████████████████████ (intercom): Pinkie, where is [Anonymous]?
- [SCP-2335-1 stares into camera]
- [DATA EXPUNGED]
- Application to reclassify SCP-2335-1 to Keter submitted ██ / ██ / █████. Application Denied.
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