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My Little Subject: Containment is Imperative (Pinkie Pie)

Apr 5th, 2012
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  1. SCP-2335-1 (Fourth-Wall-Breaking Pony)
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  3. Class:Euclid/Safe (Application for Keter Reclassification denied. See Addendum 1)
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  5. Special Containment Procedures: Personnel are not to make direct eye contact with SPC-2335-1 through any means. Doing so may result in breach of containment. SPC-2335-1 is know to be able to discern most, if not all personality traits of personnel within hours of first contact.
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  7. Description: Emerged from SCP-2335 on ██ / ██ / █████. SCP-2335-1 is a pink pony measuring 1.5 meters in length, 1 meter in height. Eyes are blue. A peculiar pattern on the flanks resembling balloons. Subject's mane appears to hold cloud-shape through unknown means. SCP-2335-1 displays genial personality. Interviewers and security personnel find themselves becoming very fast friends, regardless of age, race, or economic class. Psychological profile concluded that [DATA EXPUNGED] (see Addendum 1). Subject has command of English language and requests personnel to host parties for [DATA EXPUNGED]. Subject known to appear in proximity to personnel who make extended direct eye contact, regardless of distance or means of viewing.
  8. Known channels of apparent travel:
  9. Closed Circuit Television connected to security cameras in containment area
  10. ████████████████████████████████
  11. Observation ports
  12. ██████████████
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  14. Addendum 1
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  16. Psychological Profiling Interview conducted by [Anonymous] on ██ / ██ / ████
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  18. Anonymous: SCP-2335-1?
  19. SPC-2335-1: Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?
  20. Anonymous: I'm ██████████████████████████
  21. SPC-2335-1: I've never seen you before. I know just about EVERYP0NY here, but you must be new!
  22. Anonymous: Yes, I transferred here from ████████████████████
  23. SPC-2335-1: We should throw you a party!
  24. Anonymous: No, no parties. We need to keep the men on task. Now I have some questions I'd like to ask
  25. SCP-2335-1: No...parties...?
  26. [Subject becomes agitated]
  27. Anonymous: SCP-2335-1? Wh- [incomprehensible]
  28. [Cameras cut out for 2 minutes, 42 seconds]
  29. SCP-2335-1: Okie dokie lokie... [subject's mane has deflated, lying flat and straight. [Anonymous] is gone.]
  30. Dr. ███████████████████████████ (intercom): Pinkie, where is [Anonymous]?
  31. [SCP-2335-1 stares into camera]
  32. [DATA EXPUNGED]
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  34. Application to reclassify SCP-2335-1 to Keter submitted ██ / ██ / █████. Application Denied.
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