Koishi's Heart Throbbing Adventure 12 partial translation

Notes:
Sqaure brackets mark sections where I have little or no idea. This translation is bad and I know it. Maybe someone better can fill in and edit. Note that I haven't read the manga, just going by the text. The context was still reasonably deducible.

0m01s-2m29s
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0m01s
Koishi Komeji's Heart Throbbing Adventure
-Derivative work, ____, be advised
-Contains blood and death, be advised
-Most of the work is monochrome, but be advised of the occasional color section
-________, be advised

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0m32s
Don't die, Teacher Keine !
0m33s
It's ok... I won't die...
0m37s
After all, the most [eccentric] person in the village has come back. Besides, I still have to check over the history.
0m47s
Captain! Humans and Youkai are approaching this ship! At an incredible speed!
0m49s
I don't care, kill them!
0m51s
[Two of those flies won't　fall? You call that a youkai battleship?]
0m58s
Marisa, calm down, ok?
0m59s
I know!!!
1m01s
Because are opponent is large, first, we'll calm slip into those [two ships], and then...
1m03
I'll calmly CRUSH THEM ALL.
1m06
Marisa, listen a bit...
1m08
I think it'd be better if you listened, you know.
1m09
Sorry to interupt in the middle of your conversation, but...
1m11s
[Our guest!]
1m21s
[???]
1m30
[???]
1m31
[???]
1m35
Hehe, interesting. That last attack had killing intent.
1m37s(2)
I too, will attack you with all my strength.
1m37(2)
It's been a while since we'd had this.
1m41s
I'll make you realize the true power of the Kochiya youkai!
1m43
[Oh boy. Even though I rushed over here...]
1m45
Marisa, leave this to me.
1m47s
Is that really ok? Just to leave this and go?
1m49(2)
Aren't there people who are precious to Marisa on that ship?
1m49s
Alright. I'll go.
1m51(2)
Alice, don't you die!
1m51
Then, [I'll take your kind words] //お言葉に甘える is an expression
1m54
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2m0s
If you look at it ___ly, Marisa Kirisame is a [eccentric] person and is bad at understanding the feelings of normal people.
2m04s
The girl that was captured with fascination over the Marisa who  had distanced herself, from a village who did not understand her way of thinking, and who had cut ties with her family, this girl,
2m08s
with a　village that had completely changed,
2m11s
upon seeing her dead father, what she thought of was...
2m14
Nothing in particular.
2m16
No strong feelings. No tears came. She felt that getting all angry, would just be a lie.
Her sole thought was, "Ah, surely my heart is dead."
[憤る　can be むずかる　or いきどおる、with somewhat different meanings]
2m20s
Copying a protagonist from a book she had read before one day, she made her father's grave,
2m22s
In an exceedingly business-like fashion, she was about to put on her hat　when...
2m24s
The hero of righteousness and supressor of evil, Marisa Kirisame, it was her birthday.
2m26s
Marisa continued, with no small number of people who understood...
2m29s
I'll BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THAT BLONDE WITCH!
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